He is an eunuch, and the reason why he has climbed to such a high position is because his special skill is flattery and flattery.
He is definitely an expert at coaxing Zhao Ji to play.
Often with one look, one expression, one movement from Zhao Ji, Tong Guan would immediately know what Zhao Ji likes.
So, I tried my best to collect those things for him to please him, and then quickly promoted myself to a higher position.
And when he was selecting his soldiers, he actually copied this set of things.
This resulted in the fact that every time he led an army on an expedition, the generals he selected were almost all connoisseurs who flattered others and were the best among them.
These people are often very good at chatting, having fun, and gossiping with their children.
However, once it was time to lead troops to fight and make plans, these guys were collectively finished.
The generals who were called into the handsome tent either had pain in their butts or heads.
Otherwise, his concubine is about to give birth and he wants to go back and take care of her.
Anyway, it’s all about avoiding war, being tired of war, and running away from war for various reasons.
As for the strategy to defeat the enemy?
At once……
It’s hard to describe in one word.
With such a team, do you still want to win the battle?
Perhaps, with the skills of these soldiers, they could only bully the common people along the way.
This day.
It was another day when Tong Guan was in the commander's tent, discussing with several generals how to defeat the enemy.
Tong Guan, who was sitting in front of the commander's desk, looked down at the dozen or so listless generals with mixed feelings in his heart.
But what can he do now?
"General Xing, I vaguely remember that a few days ago, I asked you about strategies to defeat the enemy."
"You said you were feeling unwell and wanted to go back and think about it."
"I wonder if you have thought about it today?"
As soon as Tong Guan finished speaking, a rather sturdy young general walked to the middle of the handsome tent and raised his fist towards Tong Guan.
"Daorong, Daorong still feels a little unwell recently."
"So, please, Commander-in-Chief, please allow me to think about it for a few more days."
Tong Guan smiled, and his smile contained endless bitterness.
"General Xing, the excuse you gave me a few days ago was that during the last battle, you fell off your horse and hit your butt. You said you were in unbearable pain, so you couldn't think of a plan for a while."
"And this time, where do you feel the pain?"
"You might as well tell me openly. In fact, I have already prepared myself mentally. It doesn't matter if you just say it."
General Xing blinked twice with his bright big eyes.
"Daorong, Daorong, I've been feeling a little sore these past few days."
At this time, Tong Guan had his mouth wide open with a sad expression on his face.
That way, I don't know whether I want to cry or laugh.
If you want to cry, the expression on your face is almost meaningless.
If you want to laugh, it’s always a bit sad to see that.
At this moment, General Xing's heart suddenly shivered, and then he quickly changed his words:
"Commander, Commander, it's like this. I did fall off my horse a few days ago."
"And those days, my butt really hurt a lot."
"But in the past few days, for some reason, my butt suddenly stopped hurting, but my balls in front started to hurt."
"Maybe, maybe, maybe it was transferred."
"How about I go back to recuperate for a few days? I'll be there in a few days..."
Before General Xing finished speaking, he saw a dark shadow flash before his eyes.
Immediately afterwards, a completely black inkstone hit General Xing's eye socket heavily.
He only hit General Xing and screamed.
Covering his eyes, he rolled on the ground.
"Commander, handsome, not only do my balls hurt now, but my eyes also start to hurt."
"I think, I think you should allow me to return to Beijing to recuperate."
"I really can't fight this battle!"
Tong Guan's eyes were red and he smiled bitterly for a long time.
Suddenly, he used all his strength and roared angrily at General Xing.
"roll!"
"Get out of here."
"I never want to see you again!"
Tong Guan was really angry at this moment.
In the handsome tent, all the generals who were silent were looking at each other with fear in their hearts.
I'm afraid that when Tong Guan comes to them later and asks them for a good strategy to defeat the enemy, if the strategy they come up with is not what Tong Guan wants.
Then it is very likely that they will also receive the same treatment as that General Xing.
Tong Guan, who stood in front of Shuai's case, waited until the anger in his heart subsided a little.
He once again used his sharp eyes to scan the generals in the handsome tent.
"Have you come up with any good strategies to destroy this group of strongmen and bandits?"
"If there is any general among you who feels unwell, please tell me as well."
The generals in charge of the army either bought their official positions from Cai Jing, or they rose through the ranks by flattering their superiors.
When it comes to talking skills, even if all the leaders and minions on Qingfeng Mountain were added together, they would definitely not be their match.
But if the two armies are fighting to make plans, then these people tied together may not be the opponent of Xiao Li Guanghuarong alone.
If these idiot generals were allowed to lead their soldiers to suppress the bandits, if they could escape alive on the battlefield, it would be a blessing to them.
But at this time, since their commander-in-chief Tong Guan had spoken, they had to answer.
So, all I can do is make high-sounding excuses.
"Commander, those gangsters are all extremely fierce. They are a group of people who kill people without changing their faces or beating their hearts."
"Facing such a powerful enemy, we, we must be cautious."
"Otherwise, if we lose thousands of troops and horses, the officials will definitely punish us after the general leads us back."
"So I think we still need to be cautious when it comes to suppressing bandits."
"Yes, yes, Marshal, this group of strong men has been entrenched in Qingfeng Mountain for a long time and knows the topography here very well."
"If we charge rashly with them, regardless of whether they can be wiped out, we will inevitably lose our troops and generals."
"Commander, if you want me to see it, why don't we retreat first?"
"After we go back, report this matter to the officials. After the officials send us tens of thousands more troops, then we can use our numerical advantage to destroy the den of thieves in Qingfeng Village in one fell swoop."
"This general said it very briskly, but don't forget that we have lost thousands of troops and horses in the previous ten battles."
"If we want to return to the court at this time, the officials will definitely punish us."
"When the time comes, it will be good if you can keep Wushamao. Do you still want to continue to lead the troops to suppress the bandits here?"
"Huh, what a wishful thinking."
"Commander, you must not withdraw your troops!"
"Although we don't have the upper hand at the moment, we can also think of some better ways to cooperate with our anti-bandit operations."