Chapter 946 The relationship between diarrhea and ascending to heaven
Chapter 946 The relationship between diarrhea and ascension to heaven
"After all, you ate and drank with Zhao Ji just now."
"You are fine now, but something is wrong with him."
"Then the only thought in his mind can only be that he had eaten something bad before that, and that's why he was like this."
"And when he comes back, if he asks you whether you gave him any medicine, I just have to say no."
"Since Zhao Ji drugged my wife first, I guess the probability that he will continue to ask you about this matter is very low."
"And in the end, this matter will most likely go to nothing."
"After all, Zhao Ji also cherishes his feathers very much. Looking at this matter from his own point of view, he is determined not to make it public."
After Li Shishi listened to Wu Zhi's analysis of this matter, the look on her face became a little more relaxed.
"That's good, that's good."
Wu Zhi slowly came to Li Shishi, and then made his promise to him very firmly:
"Now that you and I have become a de facto husband and wife, I am determined not to leave my wife alone here."
"It's just that the situation in the capital is relatively complicated at the moment, so I can't take you away from here directly."
"Not long after the new year, the imperial army will set off."
"During that period of time, my husband will also find a good opportunity to take his wife away from here."
"As for a place to stay after this, my husband has already secured it, so even if my wife doesn't have any savings, my husband will never let her suffer."
"So agree to become your husband and wait here quietly to become your husband, okay?"
As soon as Wu Zhi finished speaking, Master Li stood up on tiptoes and kissed Wu Zhi's forehead.
Although she didn't say anything at this time, Wu Zhi could already feel countless surprises and expectations from her bright eyes.
…
More than half an hour after Wu Zhi left here, Zhao Ji returned to Master Li's boudoir with a pale face and trembling legs.
When Zhao Ji saw Li Shishi, the first thing he asked was:
"What the hell is going on in this brothel of yours?"
"What expensive food did you feed me last night?"
"You actually tortured me to this point?"
Because before this, Wu Zhi had already made a plan for Li Shishi.
So at this time, she seemed much more relaxed when dealing with Zhao Ji's questioning.
"Guan Zhao, last night, Master and you used the same ingredients and drinks."
"But I don't feel that uncomfortable here, Master."
Li Shishi's rhetorical question couldn't help but also confused Zhao Ji.
His legs were trembling and his eyebrows were furrowed. He stayed there for a long time, unable to figure out what was going on.
And Master Li, during this gap period, came up with a more convincing argument in his mind.
The appearance of these words could not help but make Zhao Ji suddenly suspicious, and at the same time it also made him very happy.
And completely put this matter behind him.
"Guan Zhao, if you let me think about it, what happened to Guan Zhao last night should be due to this."
"Master has heard from the officials, and recently received a lot of extremely miraculous elixirs from the hands of those immortals."
"And Mr. Zhao, have you taken all the elixirs given by the immortals?"
Zhao Ji was puzzled and couldn't help but secretly thought, why did this little girl suddenly lead the topic to where?
Is there any need for these two things to be related?
Although Zhao Ji was very confused at this moment, he still answered Li Shishi's question:
"Of course. If you don't take the elixir immediately after getting it from the immortal elders, what's the point of getting it?"
Li Shishi frowned slightly and nodded, then looked at Zhao Ji with a smile on his face, whose legs were still shaking as he stood opposite:
"Then Master, I would like to congratulate Mr. Zhao and congratulate Mr. Zhao."
As soon as Li Shishi said these words, countless question marks appeared in Zhao Ji's mind.
Because he really doesn’t know where this joy comes from?
"I wonder what Miss Shishi means by what she said?"
Li Shishi did not directly answer Zhao Ji's words, but raised his hand and filled a glass of warm water for Zhao Ji.
And motioned him to sit down and chat while drinking.
And where is Zhao Ji now?
His legs were so sore that when he saw Master Li voluntarily giving up his seat, he sat on it without thinking.
As for Master Li, after seeing the other party sit down, she also found a chair for herself and sat across from her:
"Master, I was fortunate enough to get to know an immortal leader a long time ago."
"But I had no luck in getting the elixir from the immortal. But the immortal also told my master a very interesting story."
"That is, a series of physical conditions that ordinary people experience after taking Taoist elixirs."
"By the way, that Taoist elixir is of great benefit to the human body."
"But each immortal master has completely different levels of elixir training."
"So after other people take the medicine, their physical reactions are different."
"To sum it up, the more effective the Taoist elixir is, the more frequent the person who takes the medicine will go back and forth."
When Master Li said this, Zhao Ji finally understood what the connection was between the pill he had taken and the diarrhea he suffered yesterday.
But he really couldn't understand why those elixirs were linked to diarrhea.
However, when Zhao Ji asked this question, Li Shishi's next reply immediately convinced him.
And the smile on his face is also extremely bright.
"Guan Zhao, after this person takes the Taoist elixir, the effect time period is different for each person."
"Once the Taoist elixir takes effect in the human body, it will begin to continuously shape its own muscles, bones, and blood vessels throughout the body."
"And for the waste produced after shaping, do we have to find an outlet?"
"In this way, does the question that Zhao Guanren asked the teacher just now have the answer?"
"The more times Zhao Guanren repeats this, the more powerful it proves that those Taoist elixirs are more effective."
"As for you, Mr. Zhao, now you can take a large amount of Taoist elixirs every once in a while, then according to what Master thinks, in less than a year, Mr. Zhao will be able to achieve the true fruition and become an immortal."
"Enjoy the blessing of eternal life and gain the foundation of peace forever."
What is the Taoist name of Song Huizong?
That is Emperor Yuqing's leader Wei Daojun!
From this title alone, we can see how obsessed this emperor was with cultivating immortals.