"The entire East Palace is mine, including these two buns."
Damn, you are so overbearing, why didn't I choke you to death?! Xiao Lezi squeezed out two tears and looked at him eagerly: "For the sake of my loyalty, please leave a bun for me."
After eating a meat bun, the prince's mood improved inexplicably. He looked at Xiao Lezi's wrinkled little face and suddenly felt a bit joking: "I can leave one for you, but you have to tell a joke."
I listen. As long as you can make me laugh, I will give you this bun. How about it? Isn’t it fair?"
You look so fair! Did you write the word fair backwards? Little Lezi sniffed and said slowly: "A long time ago, a polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he got bored, he started to
Pull out your own hair and play with it, one hair... two hairs... three hairs... and finally there will be no hair left, and then it will freeze to death."
"..." The prince looked at her expressionlessly.
"Another polar bear passed by here and saw the dead polar bear with no hair. He thought it was very funny and started to pluck out his own hair. One...two...three...the last one was not left, and then he got cold too.
died."
"..." The prince hesitated whether to cover her mouth with the bun.
"Isn't this funny?" Xiao Lezi couldn't understand him and continued, "Another polar bear passed by here and saw that both polar bears had no hair. He thought it was very funny, so he called other polar bears to watch, and then
Everyone started plucking the hairs together, one...two...three...the last one was not left, and then they all froze to death."
"..." The prince's face began to twitch.
Xiao Lezi became angry: "Fuck, all the bears in the Arctic have been frozen to death, what else do you want?! Can't you have some humanity!"
puff!
The prince couldn't hold it back and chuckled softly.
"..." Xiao Lezi stretched out his right hand silently, "Your Highness, this servant's bun."
The prince threw the bun to her casually, laughing so hard that he was out of breath: "What a living treasure!"
Xiao Lezi was afraid that he would go back on his word, so as soon as he caught the meat bun, he immediately stuffed it into his mouth and finished it in a few bites.
The prince laughed for a long time, and his laughter became louder and louder. When he had released all the accumulated depression in his chest, he slowly stopped smiling, and looked at Xiao Lezi with his eyes gradually becoming darker: "What happened just now
…”
A familiar smell of danger came to my face.
Xiao Lezi immediately raised his greasy claws and solemnly swore: "I guarantee with my own personality that everything about His Royal Highness will be kept strictly confidential."
The prince showed a knowing look and took out two small porcelain bottles from his sleeves like a magic trick. He threw them to her and coldly snorted: "Take them to wipe your hands to avoid leaving scars."
After saying that, he put his hands behind his back and slowly walked out of the room. His back looked particularly noble and cool.
Xiao Lezi opened the two small porcelain bottles, which contained some white ointment. He lowered his head and smelled it. The smell was slightly fragrant, and it felt refreshing and cool when applied to his hands, which was very comfortable.
While humming, Xiao Lezi carefully put the medicine bottle into his arms, supported his sore waist, and moved back to the servant's room with difficulty, and continued to sleep, "Huh, give me a slap and a sweet date, this kid is really