Cabbage was listening with great interest, but suddenly he saw her stop and scold the scholar. He couldn't help but said blankly: "Isn't the scholar forced to do this just to meet his sweetheart? I think he is quite infatuated! Also, what is an escort girl?
ah?"
"..." Xiao Lezi suddenly felt a toothache, "An escort is a woman who specializes in eating, drinking, and sleeping with you. Think about it carefully, if you gave birth to a son, raised him up through all the hardships, and raised all your belongings.
How would you feel if you took him to Beijing to take the exam, only to find out that this kid threw all your hard-earned money into a brothel for an escort girl you only met once?"
"Just beat this unfilial son to death with a stick!" Cabbage clenched her fists in anger, as if she really had such a bastard son now, and her little face turned red with anger.
"Look, look, it's over. The scholar in this book is an unfilial son, but he pretends to be a love-struck guy. He has no ability to spend women's money. He relies on his mother to support him at home and his wife when he goes out.
I am raising him with my daughter, do you think any blind girl would fall in love with a man like this?" Xiao Lezi deeply felt that the person who wrote this script was a fool.
Cabbage followed Xiao Lezi and sprayed the scholar in the story book for a long time. When both of them were dry with saliva, Cabbage remembered and asked: "What about the final ending? How are the scholar and the girl?"
"What else can I do? Of course, the scholar went to Beijing to take the exam, and he won the first prize in the exam. The emperor was very happy and married the princess to him. The scholar got a beautiful princess for nothing. He was so proud that he suddenly remembered that there was a girl in his hometown.
She was waiting for him, so he took the princess back to find the girl, and married the girl together. The two daughters-in-law, regardless of their size, were equals and got along happily. They lived happily together from then on, with a happy ending! "
Xiao Lezi weakly slapped the bed board as if he was applauding this story where logic was dead.
Cabbage, who had heard such stories before, would always feel happy or sad for the hero and heroine in the story, but now that she heard Xiao Lezi tell the whole story, she always felt something strange.
What is the weird place?
Cabbage is puzzled.
"Okay, the story is over. I'm so thirsty. Go and make me a pot of hot tea." Xiao Lezi still looked that lazy, swinging the hem of her skirt with one foot, looking like she was not at all.
Not elegant.
"Okay," Kale walked to the door and told the other two palace maids to boil water and make tea. Then he turned back to Xiao Lezi and continued to guard her.
"..." Xiao Lezi had no expression on his face, thinking that this girl was really determined to protect her today, and this would not be fun.
Xiao Lezi turned over and sat up, with his legs crossed, looking like a Buddha statue. She asked: "Don't you have anything else to do? You go and do your work, I don't need anyone to serve me here."
Cabbage said: "But His Majesty has ordered that if I can't guard you anymore, I will have to go to Xinzheku to do hard labor."
That bastard pervert is really ruthless! Xiao Lezi rolled her eyes, her mind suddenly flashed, and she quickly asked: "What do you mean you can't guard me anymore? He already knows that I ran out of Jinhua Palace yesterday.
Already?"
Cabbage nodded honestly.
Xiaolezi: "..."
Fortunately, she thought she had concealed it, but she didn't expect that he actually knew everything. She was the only one who was as complacent as an idiot and let her guard down. Thinking about it this way, she felt so sad. She fell on the bed, rolling back and forth in frustration, and kept
I cursed that pervert in my heart.
A palace maid pushed open the door and walked in, saying softly: "Here comes the tea."
Cabbage took the hot tea from her hand, brought it to Xiao Lezi, and said, "The tea you want."
Xiao Lezi had to get up again, reached out to take the tea bowl, took a few sips casually, pushed it aside, and continued to roll on the bed boredly: "So boring, so boring, so boring..."
Cabbage had no choice but to ask: "Do you want to go out and bask in the sun?"
"I don't want to bask in the sun, I want to play games online to earn my little money and read novels!" Xiao Lezi really misses his previous life in modern society, where he could eat, drink and play. He doesn't want to live in this damn place without even a single wire!
Cabbage couldn't understand what she was talking about and asked with a confused look on his face: "What kind of network and what kind of games? What are those things?"
"You don't know," Xiao Lezi suddenly stopped rolling, "Forget it, since there are no fun things, then I will create a few fun things."
She sat up suddenly and said, "Find me a carpenter."
Cabbage was stunned: "Why are you looking for a carpenter? Do you want to make furniture?"
"You don't have to worry about this, just call someone here for me," Xiao Lezi paused, then asked, "Can I find a carpenter in this palace?"
Cabbage thought for a moment and said, "I'll ask the Ministry of Internal Affairs and they should be able to transfer a carpenter from the Ministry of Works."
"Oh, that's good, you go quickly."
Cabbage did not leave, but instead ordered others to go to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, while she herself continued to stay by Xiao Lezi's side unswervingly and faithfully. Don't be too dedicated, okay? There is no year-end bonus to pay!
Xiao Lezi rolled his eyes vigorously.
It didn't take long for the carpenter to come. He was a middle-aged man with a simple appearance and a sturdy build.
As soon as he saw Xiao Lezi, he immediately knelt down to salute. But when his knees touched the ground, he remembered that he didn't know how to call this "noble man". He froze in place, opening his mouth but couldn't pronounce the name. He was anxious.
I have to work hard and sweat profusely.
Xiao Lezi raised his hand casually and said: "You don't need to salute me, just get up and talk."
The carpenter immediately stood up, and Cabbage next to him promptly reminded him: "Just call her girl."
"Yes," the carpenter bowed to Xiao Lezi again and said humbly, "I wonder what the lady's instructions are for inviting the villain here?"
"It's no big deal, I just want you to help me make a deck of cards." Xiao Lezi took out the pre-drawn paper and pointed to the playing card patterns on it. "You cut the wood into a thin piece, and then put these patterns on
They are carved on each piece of wood and must be painted with color. Can it be done?"
The carpenter took the drawing with both hands and looked at it carefully. It seemed that it was not difficult to do, but he had never tried this method before. He did not dare to talk too much and replied cautiously: "You can give it a try."
"Then I'll leave this matter to you," Xiao Lezi paused, then asked, "How long will it take to have the finished product?"
"This...about two days."
Xiao Lezi nodded: "Thank you."
The carpenter hurriedly said: "Don't dare."
After the carpenter left, Cabbage couldn't help but asked curiously: "What was that thing you asked him to make?"
Xiao Lezi smiled slyly: "Keep it secret for now, you will know after it is done."
That afternoon, the drawings for making playing cards were respectfully delivered to Xiao Feng. He looked at the drawings for a long time, but could not see any mystery in them, and he was extremely curious.
The Minister of Engineering stood beside him with his head bowed and asked in a low voice: "In your opinion, can this drawing be made?"
"Let's do it and take a look," Xiao Feng's fingers gently stroked along the lines of the pattern, "You can copy another drawing. I want to keep this drawing."
The Minister of Works immediately responded: "Yes."
At night, Xiao Feng returned to the palace, and Xiao Lezi was already asleep. He took off his clothes, took a shower, squeezed into the bed with moisture all over his body, stretched out his arms to hug Xiao Lezi, and kissed her several times on the cheek.
Xiao Lezi impatiently slapped him away and murmured: "Don't bother me!"
Xiao Feng immediately grabbed her hand, put her finger in his mouth and bit it gently. It wasn't until she furrowed her eyebrows that she was about to wake up. Then he let go of her hand and smiled fondly: "
Little one, I won’t bother you today, just sleep well.”
Xiao Feng woke up before dawn the next day. He never wronged himself, so he immediately took off his pants, turned over and suppressed Xiao Lezi who was still sleeping.
Xiao Lezi was woken up by him, and saw this beast lying on her body in estrus so early in the morning. This day was simply unbearable!
After finally waiting for him to let it out, Xiao Lezi finally couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him on the butt.
He was kicked hard, but he was not angry. He reached out and grabbed her ankle, pulled her in front of her and kissed her: "Good boy, stop making trouble."
Xiaolezi: "..." Who is causing trouble?!
After hearing the commotion inside, Bi He led the maids in and filed in, waiting for them to bathe and change clothes.
After taking a bath, Xiao Lezi yawned and rolled back into bed, continuing to sleep. Xiao Feng put on his dragon robe, walked over and kissed her on the face before leaving to go to court.
The maids and eunuchs all saw this scene in their eyes, and they were all envious of Xiao Lezi's good life. Being so favored by the emperor was simply a blessing from her previous life!
Two days later, the carpenter came again and brought a wooden version of "playing cards" customized by Xiaolezi.
The carpenter put the wooden box on the table and said with a flattering smile: "Girl, let's see if you like these?"
Xiao Lezi opened the wooden box, took out the wooden sign and looked through it. The craftsmen made it very finely, and the thickness was even thinner than expected. The surface was polished very smooth, and a layer of varnish was evenly applied. It was prickly to the touch, and the pattern
It is also carved very finely.
She said: "You did a good job, thank you for your hard work."
"I don't dare to say it's hard, as long as the girl is satisfied."
Xiao Lezi took out a pearl from his sleeve and said, "Take it and treat it as your wages."
The carpenter quickly refused, but when he saw Xiao Lezi's firm attitude, he had no choice but to lower his head and retreat out of Pearl.
After the others left, Cabbage looked at the pile of wooden signs in Xiao Lezi's hand and couldn't help but curiously asked: "Do these wooden signs have any special use?"
Xiao Lezi shuffled the wooden cards and said, "It can be used to fight the landlords."
"Fighting Landlords?" Cabbage's head was filled with questions.
"Go, you go and call a palace maid in, and I will teach you how to play this."
Cabbage obediently called a palace maid named Mei Bao to come in. The three of them gathered at a table, led by Xiao Lezi, and started a crazy game of Landlord.
It took a whole afternoon for Xiao Lezi to teach Cabbage and Maybelle, but most of the time, Xiao Lezi still won. The winner of each game could use a brush to draw on the face of the loser and play.
One afternoon, it turned out that the faces of Xiao Lezi, Cabbage and Maybelle were covered with graffiti, all of which were Xiao Lezi's masterpieces. (To be continued)