Thinking of the broken toilet, feces flowing all over the floor, and the owner of the toilet standing there frozen in confusion, Xiao Yingzi couldn't help laughing and gasping.
Xiao Lezi had obviously thought of this, and grinned: "I remember that the toilet seemed to have the mark of the East Palace on it. Maybe it was the golden toilet in the East Palace... To use such a cool color, the status is definitely
Not low."
"According to what you said, the cement toilet might be His Royal Highness... Ugh!" Xiao Yingzi's voice stopped abruptly.
Xiao Lezi saw him staring blankly behind her with horror in his eyes. Just as he was about to say something, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind. He thought of a terrible situation, and a chill ran up his spine.
She swallowed subconsciously and smiled stiffly: "Look at what you said, His Royal Highness is so noble, how could he use such a tacky golden toilet? The owner of the toilet must be someone else!"
Xiao Yingzi's smile was uglier than crying. She hurriedly got up, fell to her knees with a plop, and kowtowed vigorously: "I pay homage to His Highness the Crown Prince!"
Seeing that there was no way to hide, Xiao Lezi could only turn around and saw the prince standing at the door with a gloomy face, and Eunuch Xia standing behind him, looking very helpless.
She knelt down, kowtowed and said, "I pay my respects to Your Highness."
The most embarrassing moment in life is when you go to the toilet without toilet paper, fall in love, and get cheated on by the cuckold who tells you bad things.
Xiao Lezi wished he could bite off his tongue and regret it!
The prince slowly walked up to her, raised her chin with the toe of his shoe, and looked at her condescendingly, his eyes as cold as ice cubes: "A good toilet suddenly broke. For this reason, I put the little
Lin Zi...that is, your former chamberlain had his tongue cut off, and he is still cleaning the toilet in the official room. Please tell me, what should I do with you now? I cut off your tongue too.
, or just cut your neck? I personally think the second method is simpler."
Xiao Lezi shook his chin, his mouth trembled, his eyes were red, and tears were hanging in the corners of his eyes, like a poor homeless kitten: "I didn't know that the toilet belonged to His Highness, and I didn't expect that it would bring so much trouble to His Highness.
, it’s the slave who deserves to die, as long as His Highness can calm down, it doesn’t matter how you deal with the slave! For Your Highness, the slave is willing to go through fire and water, even to the death!”
"It's already come to this point, and you're still talking nonsense with me?" The prince sneered, with burning anger in his eyes, "If you want to survive, you must first admit your mistake."
"My servant was wrong, please forgive me!"
The prince's upper body leaned forward slightly: "Tell me, where did you go wrong?"
"My slave is wrong..." Xiao Lezi was stunned, and after thinking about it carefully, she really didn't know where she was wrong. When she saw the prince's expression began to twist, she quickly spouted nonsense, "My slave's fault was that I shouldn't have broken the toilet.
After that, he tried to glue the toilet with glue and get away. The slave was wrong because he shouldn't have tarnished His Highness's reputation by talking nonsense behind his back. The slave promised to work seriously in the future, never to be clever again, and to strive to be a man of five principles, four virtues, ingenuity, skill, morality, intelligence, and physical fitness.
A great slave to the development of the United States and the United States!"
The prince's noble and cold expression cracked, and he gritted his teeth: "Are you kidding me?"
Xiao Lezi keenly caught the hint of danger and instinctively shrank back: "Even if I take the courage of an ambitious leopard, I don't dare to trick His Highness. My loyalty to Your Highness is a lesson to the world!"
"I thought I would let you know where you went wrong by locking you up for a few days, but I didn't expect that you still don't understand where you went wrong. It seems that locking you up is still too easy for you. So, I'll give it to you again.
Give me something to do. Didn't you like to clean the toilet before? From now on, you will clean all the toilets in the East Palace. I will send people to check from time to time. If there is any uncleanness, you can wash your neck and so on.
Let’s be beheaded.”
When did sister say that she likes to clean toilets? Don't just impose this evil habit on others just because you are a prince!
Xiao Lezi suppressed the roar in his heart and said cautiously: "The toilet is cleaned by the official, we don't need to wash it ourselves..."
"There are a lot of clumsy idiots like you in the official office. I really don't trust them to hand over the toilet, so I asked you to do it for me. Why, do you have any objections to my decision?"
Xiao Lezi immediately straightened his back and solemnly expressed his loyalty: "His Highness's order is the direction for this servant to move forward. No matter what the future holds, no matter how hard it is, I will swear allegiance to His Highness to the death and firmly support every decision of His Highness!"
The prince touched her head like a pet cat and said with a satisfied smile: "Very good."
After sending the prince away, Xiao Lezi collapsed on the ground, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and couldn't help but cursed in his heart: Brat, if it weren't for the fact that your meal ticket has room for appreciation, I would have taught you a lesson.
Let you know what it means that only women and villains are difficult to raise!
Xiao Yingzi sat next to her and looked at her sympathetically: "Hey, thank you for your hard work."
The prince always kept his word and had all the toilets in the East Palace delivered to Xiao Lezi that afternoon. He even sent someone to supervise her work and never allowed her the slightest chance to be lazy.
This is forcing her to a dead end, Hun Dan!
Xiao Lezi scrubbed the toilet angrily, having already greeted the prince's eighteen generations of ancestors back and forth countless times in her heart. After finally finishing a day's work, her hands were so tired that she couldn't even hold chopsticks, so she could only eat dinner.
Eating steamed buns.
After taking a shower, she returned to her room and fell asleep.
She dreamed that she turned into a rabbit and was caught by the prince in wolf skin. He proudly showed his fangs and laughed at her stupidity while pulling out her fur and stuffing it into his mouth...
Suddenly waking up from the nightmare, Xiao Lezi sat up and broke into a cold sweat again.
She sniffed, her throat hurt a little, she seemed to have a cold, and she had to go to the doctor for some medicine.
She looked at the sky outside the window and saw that it was getting late, and she would have to get up to work in a while. Anyway, she was awake now, so she simply got up, changed her clothes, and went to see the doctor at the Department of Medicine.
The doctor said that she just caught a cold and contracted wind-chill, and prescribed some medicine for her, then took it back, mixed it with water, boiled it into half a bowl, and drank it.
Xiao Lezi took the packaged medicinal materials and walked back. On the way, he met the eldest prince Xiao Yun. He was wearing a moon-white brocade robe, with a smile on his face, and became more gentle and elegant in the morning mist.
He saw the paper bag in Xiao Lezi's hand and asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"
"My slave has caught a cold. Please ask the doctor to prescribe some medicine to dispel the cold."
When he learned that Xiao Lezi was ill, Xiao Yun inquired about her condition with concern and confirmed that she just had some throat discomfort. Then he felt relieved and asked the attendants around him to go back and get some throat and cough medicine for her.
Faced with Xiao Yun's kindness, Xiao Lezi was flattered and thanked him repeatedly.
Xiao Yun smiled and said: "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first. I'll go to the East Palace to see you later."
Xiao Lezi watched him turn and leave, touched the medicine bottle in his arms, and couldn't help but sigh: They are also the emperor's sons, how come one is as gentle as an angel, and the other is as bad as a devil? But that devil has become hers
My immediate boss has to look at his expression every day, which is so unlucky that I feel unbalanced just thinking about it!
Returning to the East Palace, she secretly cooked the medicine. After drinking it, her throat felt better, and then she went to clean the toilet with the steamed bun in her mouth.
"Hee swish swish hee swish swish!"
Xiao Lezi was humming a tuneless song while vigorously scrubbing the toilet. The little eunuch who was supervising her next to her had her mouth twitching.
Suddenly someone outside the door shouted: "This servant pays homage to the eldest prince."
Xiao Lezi paused for a moment, and in a blink of an eye she saw Xiao Yun walking in gracefully. She quickly threw away the brush and toilet in her hand, wiped her wet hands on her clothes, and knelt down to salute and say hello.
Xiao Yun asked her to stand up, looked around at the situation, and then remembered what he had just heard from others, and his eyes towards Xiao Lezi became extremely gentle: "I'm so embarrassed for you. I actually asked you to do such rough work. No wonder you do this."
Tired and sick.”
When he heard that she was sick, the little eunuch next to him raised his head slightly, glanced at Xiao Lezi, and saw that her face was indeed not very good. He secretly remembered this and then lowered his head again.
Xiao Yun glanced at the little eunuch: "I want to talk to Xiao Lezi alone, so please stay away first."
"yes."
After everyone else had left, the eldest prince took out a handkerchief from his arms and wanted to help Xiao Lezi wipe his sweat.
Xiao Lezi was not used to someone approaching suddenly, so he subconsciously stepped back to avoid his contact.
Xiao Yun's right hand froze in mid-air, then he took it back and said with a slight smile: "I overstepped, or you should do it yourself."
With that said, he handed the handkerchief to Xiao Lezi.
Xiao Lezi took the handkerchief flattered and wiped the sweat off his forehead. The faint scent of mint on the handkerchief was refreshing and very pleasant.
She looked at the dirty handkerchief she had wiped, and smiled sheepishly: "I will help you clean it right now."
"Don't worry, I'll leave the handkerchief here for now. When we meet again, it won't be too late for you to return it to me," Xiao Yun's eyes were soft and his easy-going and friendly attitude made people feel good.
Xiao Lezi wanted to find a clean place for him to sit, but found that there were toilets everywhere, which were dirty and smelly. She, who always prided herself on being shameless, couldn't help but blush: "Sorry, this is where the servants work.
, it’s really too chaotic, let’s go out and talk.”
Xiao Yun smiled gently and said, "Okay."
I don't know why, but as long as I stay with Xiao Yun, Xiao Lezi will unconsciously become a lady, as if this is the only way to match Xiao Yun's modesty and courtesy.
The two of them walked outside and breathed in the fresh and clean air. Xiao Lezi's awkward mood eased a lot: "I wonder what the eldest prince wants to say to this servant?"
"Actually, I don't have anything to say. I'm just a little worried about your health, so I wanted to come over and see you. I didn't expect you... This work is too tiring. My second brother shouldn't let you do this. Let me help you.
Go and intercede with him, maybe he can help you."
Xiao Lezi hurriedly stopped him: "Thank you, eldest prince, for your kindness, but how can I trouble you to come forward personally for such a trivial matter? If word gets out, others will not know how to say that I am arrogant because of my favor."
Just kidding, if Xiao Yun is really allowed to go to the prince to plead for mercy, then the old jealousy of the prince will be overturned, and she, the number one cannon fodder, will not be the one who suffers in the end?
Xiao Lezi, who has been immersed in Danmei novels for many years, knows very well that the love-hate entanglement between the pig's feet must not allow cannon fodder to intervene, otherwise there will only be one end, and that is... miserable! (To be continued)