Yu Lan's handsome face was completely black as the bottom of a frying pan. When the fire was turned on, it could burn oil: "Do you really want me to hate you so much? Eve!"
Do you think I am willing? I have nothing to do but resent a perverted and shabby man for hundreds of years. Which girl wants to commit evil and not want to live anymore? She is not a Japanese ghost, so why do she play to pay for her death?
A trace of displeasure flashed in Mei's eyes, but Qu Le still put on a pleasant look: "How can I not do that! Little brother, you are overthinking."
"That's why!" Yu Lan said angrily. Because in his current view, even though this woman is Eve, there is not much that is convincing about what she said.
"How unbecoming is it for you, a grown man, to stare at this girl's house? My sister is a real young lady. What if I can't get married because of this incident? Although I know that I am very charming, but you, handsome man,
Looking at me like this makes me feel shy."
Yu Lan was speechless, and then echoed with a ghostly smile on her face: "Don't worry about this, didn't we just carry out the matter of finding a husband? Since you have been seen by me, why bother pushing and pushing you?
You are mine anyway, why do you have to go so far away and let me catch you in person?"
Qu Le is so ashamed! Damn! Although I thought Xiao Feng’s bastard’s face was already so thick that he could be bulletproof, but when I saw him today, I realized that this pervert Yu Lan’s face is the best among thick-faced kings, and his level is absolutely bulletproof.
Nuclear!
Sighing secretly, Qu Le was quite helpless: Thinking about it carefully, compared to this Yu Lan, Xiao Feng is really much cuter.
Yu Lan was approaching step by step, and the Gu insects around him were constantly excited. Qu Le bit her lower lip tightly, and kept looking around with a pair of charming eyes.
The door has been locked by this pervert, and you will definitely not be able to get out if you break in casually. And there is only Xiao Hei as a helper at the moment. If he does some Tai Chi or something, kick a few more feet and swing a few flower fists, the two of them will join forces.
Even if I get up, I can barely hold on for a while. Although the effect is not very great, I can at least hold on until Xiao Feng comes to save me.
Suddenly her head turned, and Qu Le thought of a place that made her miscalculate a little depressedly: But does Xiao Feng know that he is imprisoned? Since this maze is controlled by Yu Lan, there must be something wrong.
There will be fewer traps and dangers waiting for him. Of course, that guy Xiao Feng has a good head and is smart. In modern terms, he has strong logical thinking. But this guy has a very strong self-esteem and always uses his body to suppress others.
There is no humility at all, not to mention the paralyzed expressions on other people's faces when they want to help him. Thinking about it, I can't help but worry for him. If Lu Chi gets mad at the critical moment, won't I have to wait to die?
Moreover, that bastard sometimes looks arrogant and arrogant. If he makes a little bit of a bad joke, he will be scratched on the spot! Not only does he have to have a large-scale paparazzi interview with my sister, but also
He would use his pair of salty wolf claws to personally invade himself, and even force himself to play some forbidden games with him that are not suitable for children. Of course! Sister will not care, after all, he has been slept with by her.
I know how many times I have concluded that he is my sister's man, and he is also a handsome man. But sometimes when I think about it, I feel really unhappy with that guy. He is too cute, and even I can't do anything about him.
Although this time she was caught in a hole by a living pervert and faced the danger of being insulted, she still thanked God for giving her an opportunity to speak ill of her man behind her back without permission! Alas! Greed!
Having sex with such a wonderful and beautiful man makes my sister drunk!
But things came back to the point. Qu Le threw away the distracting thoughts in his head and thought carefully: If you don’t explode in silence, you will perish in silence! Lu Xun’s writing is so good. A simple yet profound sentence has been a classic for many generations.
ah!
But having said that, if this is really the tomb of the perverted Yulan King, then there shouldn’t be only one door to enter. Although I don’t agree that every ancient king would wisely leave a secret passage for himself to escape.
, but it is not impossible if there are a few weird monarchs who think of this.
Moreover, he was in King Yulan's dormitory. If the perverted king was really confident in himself, he probably wouldn't have designed a secret room in his room. However, he thought that the other party was cunning and cunning, and his cruel methods were much more powerful than Xiao Xiao's.
Feng is simply worse than Feng, who is also a monarchist. I guess they all have one thing in common, and that is suspicion! Besides, they have been deceived by the woman they love so much that they bloodletted to save people without saying anything.
She would be very down-to-earth in being in the same room with him. Moreover, there are a group of people outside who are not complete idiots looking for her. No matter how powerful Yu Lan is, she will never think that she will definitely succeed in annihilating everyone.
Thinking of this, Qule's eyes suddenly shone: My sister's self-confidence has returned tenaciously! But the most important thing now is how to judge whether there is any other way out of this room.
"Don't move yet!" Qu Le suddenly stretched out her hand to block her, "Let me look for you first."
Yu Lan raised her eyebrows, and although her eyes were still cold, a hint of weirdness unexpectedly flashed through her eyes: "This is my dormitory, why can't I move? What are you looking for?"
Damn it! What does my sister want to do? What does it have to do with you? If this beautiful woman just tells you what she is thinking of, what the hell are you going to do to let her live? If you don’t give her a bug bath,
If you ruin my sister's innocence, which is more innocent than white tofu, then I will thank you.
"Oh! Why are you so wordy?" Qu Le shouted helplessly, looking around and waving his hands unhappily, "No wonder your woman would rather die with you than love you. You
This bastard is so ignorant!"
"What did you say?" Yu Lan said with a handsome face so dark that it could almost bleed.
Damn it! My sister is so talkative again, and she stomped on his face like a minefield. This bastard really can't bear the slightest blow. He really has the same virtues and evil deeds as a certain lunatic Xiao!
Quickly putting on a very pleasing smile, Qule turned around and said with a flirtatious look: "You're kidding, handsome guy! Don't look like a cannibal, people are so scared! As the saying goes, a woman's heart is as deep as the bottom of the sea, you...
Look, how can I be embarrassed to tell the truth?"
Yu Lan smiled evilly and said: "Since you already know that you are embarrassed, then prove that you have something evil in your heart."
Wow! Is there something wrong in my sister’s heart, can you tell? If that’s the case, then why did you still cling to the woman in white and let her beg her desperately? It’s not easy to let go. Uh, no, it’s easy to get together and relax.
.So much so that now you ask me, a big shot from another world, to wipe the butt of this stinky Qiong Yao Romance for you.
"It's not Nirvana! How can people be so evil-minded? Even when I was a kid, during the Chinese New Year, I and a few stinky boys threw a bunch of lit firecrackers into the chicken coop at the house of my next door neighbor Wang Laowu, and then hid in the back
I was laughing to myself while listening to the crow of chickens in the corner of the alley. That doesn’t prove that I am a bad boy. I am such a pure kid, but you are bullying me, handsome boy.”
Yu Lan was ashamed: What kind of good boy are you? The firecrackers blew up the neighbor's chicken coop during the Chinese New Year, and the neighbor's old hen that was unlucky was worthless? Are you so bored that you are asking for your own life?
"Looking at the intoxicated look on your face, it seems that you have done something very great, incredible." Yu Lan said with the corner of her mouth twitching.
With a naughty smile, Qu Le covered her face with her hands and pretended to be coy, "Hehe, how can I not do that! Handsome man, if you praise me like that, I'll be embarrassed."
Yu Lan was stunned: "I don't mean to praise you, please don't make such a disgusting gesture."
"It doesn't matter, because I have my own reasons." Qu Le spread his hands, "Besides, this is not the first time. I also stole the grapes from Uncle Zhang's house in the backyard, and when Uncle Li was watching the football match, I stole his grapes.
The power lines were disconnected, and I also fed Zhao Liu’s cat with dog poop on the roadside, and he has long been used to it.”
Yu Lan looked at Qu Le with a dark look on her face, as if the woman in front of her had thoughts that she could no longer surpass. She must never be her boss in the future, or she would be tortured to death! What does this mean? What does it mean for life?
Revenge with dissatisfaction?
"Don't you feel embarrassed if you do this?"
"Oh! My sister has been very thick-skinned since she was a child, her legs have been long, and she has never been caught when she ran away. Besides, after doing these things, she still has the most important correct psychological outlook on life. Do you want to know?
Woolen cloth?"
Yu Lan was speechless, but she still had the courage to ask: "What?"
Qu Le clasped his hands together and said with a wicked smile: "I have forgiven myself, hehe."
Damn it, uncle! I knew it was not a good thing! Yu Lan held her forehead in sadness: She has never seriously reflected on how boring and dark this woman's psychology is?
You have such a dark face! My sister did not voluntarily report these exclusive secret histories, and besides, they are not true. Apart from the fact that the chicken coop of Wang Laowu's family was blown up, who told him to always brag about it? He is a bastard.
Your balls hurt, don’t you? If you don’t do it, you won’t die!
Seemingly seeing what Yu Lan was thinking about him, Qu Le immediately dismissed him with a look of disdain: Damn! How about it? Has Little Turtle Sun Zaizi grown up? Why is your sister such a dick? Our answer is! No.
Wrong! I have always been such a dick! See the facts clearly! Idiots who come to worship you! Hahaha!
Looking at the funny expression on Qu Le's face as a loser, Yu Lan really felt that the image of this woman in her heart was gradually shaking. According to Qu Le's explanation, it would be that the long-distance historical love is like a fleeting meteor.
It seemed close, but in fact it was far away. The moment it flew past, it swung its tail that was getting farther and farther away, and there was still a little bit of a strange salty and sour smell. But it was really confusing, and it hurt my heart. Looking back
Only then did I realize that my life was in a state of confusion, and I immediately felt that I would never love again.
Yulan's face was paralyzed, as if she didn't know where to start. She wanted to get angry but couldn't find a breakthrough, and if she didn't let it out in time, she would be suffocated to death. The other side of her face had "Natural" written all over her face.
Quyue with the words "cute and stupid" is very useful. Various complaints cannot be enhanced! Is there any?
Look, look! If I lose my moral integrity, even if you are the former Yulan King, a pervert, a lover of sister, a Junxie, you will have to kneel down in front of me! But thinking about it, my moral integrity seems to be second to none.
Didn’t you lose all of it when you solved Xiao Feng’s physiological crisis? Yeah! That’s right! It seems that sister is not born with no morals, but she is naturally without morals when she is under the eaves! Chrysanthemums are scattered all over the floor.
It hurts! All the good kids who have not yet "taken the position", please don't learn from me. If conditions permit, I will set up a personal special session on Weibo in time to answer questions. We can follow each other in the private group. (Unfinished)