"If I am a hundred-year-old immortal demon, then aren't you, Eve, the mother-in-law of a hundred-year-old immortal demon?" A little amused by Qu Le's random theory, Yu Lan immediately asked doubtfully, "Uh, what aunt? You
You have an aunt in such a short time?"
Rolling his eyes again, Qu Le felt a burst of slander in his heart: Damn! Fortunately, sister is not drinking Erguotou or boiled water now, otherwise she would have choked on a cold joke given by this pervert Yulan King! Lianda!
Even my aunt doesn’t know what kind of popular science knowledge he has been learning over the years?
"That's right! You don't even know that my sister has an aunt, so you've lived for a hundred and eighty years in vain! Fortunately, you are still a man with relatively sound sensory orientation." He spread his hands and put on a pose.
He said with an expression of speechlessness, displeasure and contempt.
Feeling that he had been underestimated by this woman with ridiculous remarks, Yu Lanjun's face darkened and he said in a deep voice: "I'm not that old! Who is your aunt?"
Rolling her charming eyes, Qu Le curled her lips and said: "You don't care who my aunt is, she's not yours anyway. She only comes here every month to give me red envelopes full of benefits. It's really painful to receive."
, it would be even more sad if I don’t accept it.”
Seeing the reluctance on Qu Le's face, Yu Lan thought to herself: What kind of aunt is this? She gave her a gift and tired her niece out like this?
If Qu Le learns of Yu Lan's thoughts at this time, she will definitely make a fuss with the boy. Your sister! This aunt is not that aunt, okay! If there is such a aunt who loves her in real life, it will be too late to be happy.
Nodding, Yulan said: "I don't know, your aunt loves you very much. She gives you gifts every time she comes here. When will you give me one too?"
You bastard, your back hurts when you stand and talk, right? Little sister, next time my aunt comes, I will slap you right on the spot!
Qu Le: "Okay! If you are willing, I would not mind giving you more!"
Yulan: "That's fine, but what I'm curious about is, Eve, why are you still saying it with such gritted teeth? Is it because you think the times are too few and you hope that your aunt will visit you every day?"
Wow! Your aunt only sees you once every twenty-four hours! I’m blind to your second uncle! If that aunt came every day, wouldn’t I have to be tortured to death! She’d throw such a auntie scar on you!
ah!
Qu Le: "Yes! I really hope my aunt will see me more times."
Qu Le: "If you don't pretend to be innocent, cute and evil-smiling man, will you die!"
Yu Lan looked at Qu Le seriously: "I never said anything negative, unless Eve you are deliberately making fun of me."
"Okay! You turn around and lean down." Waving his hand towards Yu Lan, Qu Le pretended to be mysterious and said: "Remember! You are not allowed to peek."
Raising her eyebrows suspiciously, Yu Lan asked, "Are you sure you're not making fun of me?"
Qule: "How could that happen?"
Yu Lan: "You won't run away by yourself?"
Qule rolled his eyes: "Can I escape?"
Yulan: "Even if you say so, you're not completely sure."
Qu Le smiled pleasantly: "No more! Be good! Come on, come on!"
Seeing Qu Le's eager expression, Yu Lan's heart trembled: Why do you feel like you've been tricked?
Seeing the pervert Yu Lan Wang who was so domineering and outgoing before turning around with a sullen and twisted expression on his face, Qu Le covered his mouth and snickered as if some profiteer had succeeded in his conspiracy.
Hehe! Even if you are such a treacherous ghost, you still have to drink my foot-washing water! If I don’t take the opportunity to kill him for a thousand years this time, I will be sorry for being robbed of my integrity by you, the originator of perversion a hundred and eighty years ago.
Life!
Qu Le cleared her throat and yelled like an uncle teasing a little loli: "Are you ready?"
Of course, if you really see a delicious lolita being molested by a perverted uncle, Qule will definitely put up a righteous smile and say, "Let go of that lolita! Let me do it!"
Yu Lan glanced at Qu Le speechlessly: "Don't make any tricks, otherwise!"
Qu Le waved his hand: "Okay! Okay! Otherwise you will definitely make my sister die a bad death, right? My sister knows, don't worry."
Yu Lan sneered: "I don't think I can use the word "die badly."
Qule: "Then what do you want?"
Yulan smiled evilly: "I will seize your people first, then take off all your clothes, tie them to a big wheel, play with them for three days and three nights, and observe your seductive figure, and then
Use insect poison to control your body and mind and make you completely my prisoner! It will only belong to me forever and ever!"
The hairs on his back trembled violently, and Qu Le looked at Yu Lan's slender back full of charm and danger with some fear: Wow! Doesn't that mean he can't live but can't die? This guy is definitely making an international joke!
Compared with that guy Xiao Feng, those disgusting speeches were at the level of a master. Whoever offends someone will be super born! My sister can’t continue acting, so she’d better finish kicking the dodger as soon as possible!
Qu Le: "Don't worry, I won't be joking with my own life, right?"
Yulan: "That's true."
Taking a deep breath, Qu Le casually picked up half a broken wooden stick from the ground, held it tightly with both hands, and stabbed at the Yu Lan who had no sense of danger: Alas! God, Jehovah, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Tathagata Buddha, Ali
Baba and the Forty Thieves, please believe me! I have absolutely no intention of killing anyone! Thank you, my dear! If your pain can bring peace to my sister, then please rest assured that I will definitely let you have a good life in the next life.
"What are you doing?"
At this exciting and critical moment, Qu Le suddenly heard a cold and familiar voice coming from behind her. Turning around silently, she was surprised to find Xiao Feng, Xiao Yun, Elder Lan and others all appearing in the collapsed building.
The doorway of the wall hole.
Including Yu Lan, the two of them looked at each other one after another, and they found a common thought in each other's expressions: How did they find this place?
After Xiao Feng and others finally broke through the wall and ran into the room, they unexpectedly discovered such a subtle scene. They saw Qu Le holding a broken wooden stick in his hand, facing an incredibly handsome man.
In the center of the pp, with a weird smile on his face, he was about to thrust hard, but the handsome man had no sense of resistance at all, but waited patiently. What is this? Is the situation of diaosi beauties reversed?
Xiao Yun said dumbly: It seems that he has seen something very strange.
Unable to help but sneer, Gu Fuzhou made a stupid face and said, "Wow! It feels like the image of a beautiful woman that I have always kept in my heart collapsed instantly."
"This has nothing to do with you!" Qu Le couldn't help shouting loudly.
Xiao Feng's face is getting colder and colder, and the frost can be blown away just by looking at it.
Damn it, this idiot is definitely going to come to investigate again.
Xiao Feng said coldly: "Are you using yourself to be kidnapped, and then stealing men behind my back?"
Qu Le: "Unjust! Absolutely not!"
Xiao Feng: "Can you give me a reasonable explanation?"
Qule: "Well, we are studying the human body structure."
Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows: "The human body structure?"
Xiao Feng looked coldly: "Can your excuse be more far-fetched?"
Qu Le said innocently: "What do you mean by breaking the excuse? They have been waiting for reinforcements to come to rescue them. Why didn't you come until now?"
Xiao Feng: "You are so embarrassed. If you hadn't been running around, would you have been abducted by bad guys?"
Qu Le: "It's not that you were not strict with me. If I had moved faster, could I have been bullied?"
Xiao Feng's eyes turned cold and he said: "Who dares to bully you! You can only be bullied by your man, me! Guard me!"
Qu Le disagreed: "You still know that you are my man! Your woman was almost raped, why didn't you come and protect her?"
Xiao Feng: "Am I here now? Why don't you come over quickly! Do you want to be bullied by other men?"
Qu Le rolled her eyes: "It sounds like you are eager to bully my sister."
Xiao Feng: "!"
At this time, Yu Lan, with a cold and handsome face even darker than Xiao Feng, patted Qu Le on the shoulder: "Eve, why do I think you look so popular?"
Staring at Yu Lan's ridiculously handsome face angrily: "Yes, sister has always been welcomed by the masses, are you satisfied?"
Yu Lan shook her head: "No, I was fooled by you."
As soon as she finished speaking, Yu Lan's already sinister face became even more gloomy: "Eve, you haven't forgotten what I said, have you?"
Qu Le's back was suddenly startled, and she replied blankly: "What are you talking about?"
Yu Lan sneered: "I said if you dare to play tricks on me, I will make your life worse than death."
After thinking about it, Yu Lan added another sentence in a subtle way: "By the way, there is also the aunt who gives you a good start every month and loves you very much."
The old man's face turned red, and Qu Le really wanted to turn into the cracks in the ground. Your sister! If you want to talk about your aunt, can't you speak softly? Doesn't this make my sister look ugly?
"As for the aunt, let's talk about it later." Qu Le smiled flatteringly: "And you see, after all, the current situation forces us to do so."
Seeing the two people in front of him whispering something that he couldn't understand, Xiao Feng couldn't help the impulse in his heart when he saw Qu Le smiling and talking about aunt, and immediately blurted out jealously.
: "Xiao Lezi! Are you forcing me?"
"What? A little fun?"
"A little fun?"
After hearing Xiao Feng's answer without concealing his interest, both Xiao Yun and Gu Fuzhou, as well as Miao Ben and Jue Yu, were all surprised. After all, this name has a deep impact on them. This name
Qu Le's woman disappeared for a time, and no one knew where she went. Except for Xiao Yun, Miao Ben and others, only Gu Fuzhou had heard about Qu Le's death, otherwise he would not have seen Xiao Feng again.
After treating other women like this, he looked indignant. But what he didn't expect was that the stunning beauty in front of him who had a close relationship with Li Changfeng turned out to be the dead Qu Le.
"Qule? Hasn't she been dead for three years?" After calling out softly, Gu Fuzhou stared at everything that happened in front of him with wide eyes. No wonder he was so shocked. After all, no matter what, the dead people will not
He was suddenly resurrected so casually. If there wasn't a reasonable explanation, it would really feel like he was pretending to be a corpse.
Qule is dead?
Hearing Gu Fuzhou's words, Xiao Yun's face suddenly turned ugly. To him, Qu Le was the person he wanted to protect with his life. The woman he liked was the woman who gave him hope, sunshine and courage. He and himself
She hadn't seen each other for a long time and didn't know how the other person was doing. She just hoped that she could be safe and live well. When she had the strength to fight back, she would go to that prison to save her. But when she heard this today, Xiao Yun was very