Chapter 43 There is only one sentence in my heart!
She turned her head silently, and a thousand words finally condensed into two words.
Damn it!
Taking a deep breath, she mustered up the courage to continue peeking. Xiao Shen was the most relaxed, lying on the table and sleeping. His snoring made the exam paper rattle. The master warned him several times, but it was all in vain.
You can open your eyes and stare at him fiercely.
The poor old master, who originally had presbyopia, was so wide-eyed that he almost fell out of the window.
What surprised Xiao Lezi the most was that the prince was the only one in the audience who did not cheat!
Seeing how he was answering seriously, Xiao Lezi really wanted to give him a thumbs up. He is a good boy who has emerged from the mire without getting stained. He is worthy of being a dignified prince!
An hour passed quickly. The exam was over and the students walked out of the examination room one after another. Some were excited about the answers, while others kept sighing. Some were really happy and some were sad.
Xiao Lezi saw Xiao Yu at a glance, helped him pack up his pen and ink, and accompanied him back to Tianyi Palace.
Before lunch, Xiao Lezi pulled Xiao Yu to the washbasin, pressed his hands into the warm water, and carefully washed the pen and ink in his hands: "Where did you get the exam answers?"
"My second brother told me."
"..." Xiao Lezi's expression suddenly became very strange, "How could he know the test answers in advance?"
"The second brother bribed the master's servant and got the test questions in advance, so he naturally knows the answers."
"..." Well, the world is as dark as crows, and none of the Xiao family's second sons are fuel-efficient lamps.
She helped Xiao Yu wash his palms, revealing the white palms, and then used a handkerchief to help him dry the water. She taught him earnestly: "Don't write on the palms of your hands in the future. It will easily stain your sleeves. If it's hot,
If you do, your palms will become sweaty and your handwriting will be blurred."
"Then where should I write?"
You can’t write anywhere! How can you cheat in the exam? It’s so disappointing!
Xiao Lezi was about to open his mouth to teach him a lesson when he saw Xiao Yu's big watery eyes. All the righteous words came to his lips and were swallowed back. Then he took out a white handkerchief and smiled slightly and said, "We can write on this
, and then hide it in your sleeve, and then take it out quietly during the exam..."
Lord Buddha, please forgive her for being such a bad woman with no principles, moral integrity, or three views. She did not intentionally teach Xiao Yu a bad lesson, she just told her how she cheated when she was a child.
Xiao Yu took the handkerchief from her hand, held it tightly, and said with a happy smile: "You are still smart, I will do as you say in the future!"
Xiao Lezi turned his head silently, "Old Master, Xiaosheng, I'm sorry for you..."
In a blink of an eye, the end of the year is here again. The Imperial College has a rare vacation. The wives go home to spend time with their wives and children. The princes take the opportunity to have some free time and gather together to have fun.
Xiao Lezi didn't have time to have fun, she had to be busy drawing pictures to make money. Xiao Yu had seen her counting money, like a big pine tree gathering grain, she was so happy and cute.
Xiao Yu liked to see her counting money, so she gave her the pocket money she received every month for safekeeping, and promised with her small breasts lined up: "I will definitely make a lot of money in the future, and I will give it all to you and let you count the money."
So soft."
Xiao Lezi was extremely touched. What a lovely boy. I don’t know which girl will be so lucky to marry him in the future. I am so envious and jealous!
Although she accepted Xiao Yu's money, Xiao Lezi had no intention of actually using the money. She kept this part of the money separately and regarded it as a wife's book for Xiao Yu.
This afternoon when she was free, Xiao Yu pestered Xiao Lezi to tell him a story. Xiao Lezi couldn't resist him, so he cleared his throat and said: "A long time ago, there was a mountain called Huaguo Mountain..."
In the Imperial Study Room, the emperor had just dealt with government affairs and was taking a rare break. Suddenly he remembered that he had not seen Lao Qi for several days, and on a whim, he ordered the emperor to go to the Tianyi Palace.
On the way to Tianyi Palace, he happened to meet the prince and Xiao Shen. The emperor asked: "Where are you going?"
The prince cupped his hands and replied: "My son and my fifth brother have nothing to do, and we plan to visit our seventh brother. It's very cold today, and I don't know if there are enough warm clothes in Tianyi Palace."
The emperor smiled happily: "It's hard for you brothers to have such a heart. It just so happens that I am also going to Tianyi Palace. Since we are on the way, let's go together."
"Father, please go first."
The father and son slowly arrived at the Tianyi Hall. Just as they were about to step into the threshold, they heard a crisp voice coming from the hall.
"Tang Monk and his disciples found a clean place to rest. Just as the water in the pot was finished, Tang Monk asked his eldest disciple, Sun Wukong, to fetch some water. Wukong agreed in one gulp, but then he thought, this place is in the wilderness.
"Ling, what will happen if a monster wants to eat the master? Just in case, Sun Wukong used magic to draw a circle around Tang Monk and told him not to step out of the circle. Tang Monk immediately complied..."
The three father and son of the Xiao family who were standing at the entrance of the hall looked at each other and unanimously said nothing. They quietly walked into the hall and happened to see Xiao Lezi telling a story vividly.
She was extremely immersed in the story. Not only was she spitting, she was also making various gestures to express the content of the story more vividly. Xiao Yu sat in front of her and listened with great interest.
"After Sun Wukong left, Tang Monk sat cross-legged and meditated. Not long after, a beautiful young woman walked out of the woods carrying a basket. She limped outside the circle and cried that she had sprained her feet. Tang Monk saw
She was so pitiful that he felt pity for her. Just as he was about to get up and walk out of the circle to help her, Sun Wukong came back just in time. Besides, Sun Wukong had a pair of fiery eyes. He could tell at a glance that this young woman was transformed by a white-bone spirit. He immediately shouted, "Fairy!"
Don’t touch my master! Then he reached into his crotch and took it out..."
As she spoke, she put her hand into her crotch and touched it for a long time, but found nothing and suddenly blushed.
Seeing her suddenly stop, Xiao Yu hurriedly urged her: "Keep talking, what did Monkey Sun take out of his crotch?"
"Yes, we are also curious, what did he take out?"
Hearing this smiling voice, Xiao Lezi froze on the spot and turned around stiffly. He saw the emperor, the prince and Xiao Shen standing there leisurely. He didn't know how long they had been standing there. When he heard the words
few……
It’s embarrassing to be thrown into grandma’s house!
Xiao Lezi lowered his head, knelt and saluted: "I pay homage to Your Majesty."
Xiao Yu seemed to be startled and quickly stood up to salute.
"Let's all sit down," the emperor walked past her, came to sit next to Xiao Yu, and motioned for his three sons to sit down as well. When everyone sat down, only Xiao Lezi was left standing alone in the whole hall.
In the center of the hall, it is particularly eye-catching.
She quietly wiped away a cold sweat, thinking about how to get rid of what just happened.
However, the emperor did not give her a chance to change the topic and asked again: "You haven't said anything yet, so what did Monkey Sun take out in the end?"
"Ahem!" Xiao Lezi's face turned red and she really wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in. She stammered, "Take it out... took it out..."
The emperor pressed forward step by step: "What did you take out?"
Xiao Lezi was forced to panic, so he closed his eyes, turned his heart, and simply gave up and fought!
She stretched her right hand into her crotch, took it out aggressively, and said loudly: "I saw Sun Wukong put his hand into his crotch, and suddenly took out a golden hoop! The stick! This golden hoop can be made bigger or smaller.
As he gave the order, the golden cudgel suddenly became longer and thicker, shining in his hand. He shouted, "Fairy, where can you escape?!" Then he swung the golden cudgel and hit the white bone gold hard, killing him on the spot.
Beat the white-bone spirit back to its original shape! Well, that’s the end of today’s story. If you want to know what happened next time, we’ll find out.”
She covered her pounding heart, gasping for air, her face flushed, and she glanced at the emperor cautiously. Seeing that he was frozen in place, she felt even more uneasy, wondering if he would be frightened by her improved version of Journey to the West.
Are you stupid?
The emperor slowly rolled his eyes, his surprised expression slowly dissipated, the corners of his mouth raised higher and higher, and he couldn't help but laugh on the spot.
"Hahaha, you are such a living treasure!"
The hearty laughter echoed in the hall, especially clear and powerful.
The prince and Xiao Shen were able to hold back their laughter, but when they saw the emperor laughing, they naturally lost their scruples and burst into laughter on the spot. Especially Xiao Shen, who was lying on the table with laughter and could hardly straighten his back.
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Xiao Lezi looked at the three of them calmly, feeling very irritable in his heart. Isn't it just a story with a little color? Isn't it necessary to smile like this? It's so disrespectful and soulless!
The only person present who was not in a state of mind was Xiao Yu. He couldn't understand the hidden colors in the story, and was still wondering what happened after Sun Wukong defeated the Bone Demon back to his original form.
This simple naughty boy, after many years, recalled this story, and finally understood what color was hidden in the story. After realizing it, he blushed all day long, but I won’t mention it for the time being.
Let's say that Xiao Lezi stole the show in front of the emperor through this slightly colorful story, and the emperor looked at her with admiration. From then on, whenever the emperor encountered something happy or unhappy, he would call Xiao Lezi and let her tell her story.
The last story. It’s strange to say that no matter how bad your mood is, as long as you listen to Xiao Lezi’s story, it will immediately become clear.
It was just a little bit of fun. Not only did she have to work hard to make up a story, but she also had to always pay attention to the changes in the emperor's expression, and immediately change the plot of the story if something went wrong. How many times did she see the cold light in the emperor's eyes, and she was so frightened that she almost cried.
When she comes out, she is with you like a tiger. She is telling stories with her life on the rope!
Not only the emperor, but also the prince and Xiao Shen also came to listen to Xiao Lezi telling stories from time to time, especially Xiao Shen, who was a big talker. After listening to the story, she also had to show off her story to other people in the palace. Among them,
It also includes the old queen mother who has lived in the palace for a long time.
The life of the Queen Mother is very boring. In addition to eating, drinking and having sex every day, she just copies scriptures and knocks on wooden fish. She lives a very dull life, just looking forward to something new. Now that she heard Xiao Lezi’s storytelling ability, she immediately
When she became interested, she sent someone to invite her to Yeyang Palace and asked her to tell some interesting stories.
The Queen Mother became the audience. As soon as she thought that she was the only super boss in the palace who could be equal to the emperor, Xiao Lezi said that Alexander thought about it for a long time before choosing a story that was not very colorful.
"It is said that among the people, there is a wealthy family named Zhu. His family has a very beautiful daughter named Zhu Yingtai..."
When Xiaolezi talked about the love between Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo, but was blocked by Ma Wencai, the Queen Mother was so angry that she clenched her fists and said: "This Ma Wencai is really unreasonable. He knows that the other party has a sweetheart, but he wants to
To seize love with a sword is extremely hateful!" (To be continued)