Xiao Lezi noticed Yan Nichang's resentful eyes and said with a smile: "If you don't underestimate the enemy, I may not be able to answer this question."
Yan Nichang felt that she was teasing him, and her face became darker: "What do you mean?!"
"What I mean is, if you could have changed the way you asked the question when you asked it, maybe I would have lost."
Yan Nichang was stunned: "Another way?"
Xiao Lezi nodded: "This question is actually very difficult to answer. It's just that you asked the question in the wrong way. If I were you, I would ask the question like this... The rabbit raced against the tortoise, and first gave way to the tortoise by a hundred feet. What do you think?
Who will reach the finish line first?"
"Of course the turtle will win. Didn't you explain the answer just now?!" Yan Nichang answered very quickly, almost without thinking.
But Xiao Lezi laughed: "How could the rabbit not be able to outrun the tortoise? What you said is so ridiculous. Everyone knows that the rabbit can run much faster than the tortoise, so how could it possibly lose to the tortoise? This is against common sense!"
"But you just said yourself that the tortoise can beat the hare!"
"That's just a theory. If you really want to have a hare and a tortoise race, the tortoise will definitely lose. It's like drinking. You will get drunk after one drink, and it will be fine for others to drink one. So tell me, you two compete in drinking.
,Who will get drunk first?"
Yan Nichang was stunned. She felt that her brain was running out and she was dizzy: "Then what if I answer that the rabbit will win?"
"That's not right. I've said it before. You can't forget the existence of time."
Yan Nichang couldn't understand: "Then no matter what I answer, the answer will be wrong?"
Xiao Lezi smiled and changed the topic: "It's getting late, it's my slave's turn to ask the question."
Yan Nichang was still immersed in the confusion caused by the tortoise and the hare race. She had not yet adjusted her emotions, so she stared at her blankly and said nothing.
When the others saw that the competition was about to start again, they all stopped talking and calmed down to listen carefully to Xiao Lezi's questions.
"My question is very simple. I just want to ask the princess, do you think the white horse is a horse?" After saying that, Xiao Lezi shut up and saw everyone's surprised expressions, and continued to pose in an unpredictable manner.
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She felt that her realm had reached a higher level, which was gratifying and she wanted to keep up her efforts.
Instead of being a eunuch in the future, she can consider switching to a career as a magician. She will definitely be able to fool a lot of people!
The question asked by Xiao Lezi seems to be very simple, but after what happened just now, everyone has a high evaluation of her IQ, and she will definitely not be able to answer a question casually.
Even Yan Nichang felt that this question was not easy. She did not believe that Xiaolezi would give a very simple question. Xiaolezi said that she was wronged. In fact, this question was really simple, but everyone just thought about it subjectively.
It's just biased.
Please look at my sincere and innocent big eyes and believe me. This question is definitely not difficult!
Yan Nichang thought for a long time, and time passed by. Seeing that the time for a cup of tea was almost up, Yan Nichang still couldn't come up with the answer. She remembered that she was sweating profusely, and finally gave it a try: "White Horse"
Not a horse!"
As soon as this answer came out, everyone was stunned and said: "How can the white horse not be a horse? What you are saying is just nonsense!"
After telling this answer, Yan Nichang immediately stared at Xiao Lezi, not letting go of the slightest change on her face. Unfortunately, Xiao Lezi was immersed in the world of pretending, and her face was expressionless.
It seems particularly meaningful.
When everyone had finished talking, Xiao Lezi said calmly: "Princess, you just heard what everyone said, how could the white horse not be a horse? If the white horse is not a horse, then what is it?"
Yan Nichang was stunned by the question. The answer she just gave was a random one she made in a moment of impatience. How could she know what that white horse was?!
She wanted to open her mouth several times, but was unable to speak. Her face turned red with anxiety, and she felt that she was really going to make a fool of herself.
Really unwilling!
At this moment, the Prime Minister of Beiyan, who had been watching silently, spoke up: "Princess, I think your answer is not wrong. If the white horse is really a horse, why is it called a white horse? Isn't this unnecessary!"
As soon as this was said, everyone was stunned again. It seemed quite reasonable, and they couldn't find any reason to refute it.
Yan Nichang immediately put aside her previous embarrassment and smiled happily: "Yes, a white horse is a white horse, and a horse is a horse. Since their names are different, their essences must also be different!"
After saying that, she looked at Xiao Lezi proudly and showed a provocative smile.
Xiao Lezi did not take her provocation into consideration. His eyes fell on Prime Minister Beiyan. His eyebrows were slightly raised, a little surprised. Noticing her gaze, Prime Minister Beiyan smiled lightly and said, "I'm showing off my shame."
Xiao Feng, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said: "One to one draw, it's a draw."
Xiao Lezi looked at the emperor and saw that he nodded with a smile. He swallowed the words on his lips and said nothing more. Since the emperor had already acquiesced to this ending, she had better not mess with it anymore. It was just a pity for such a great opportunity.
opportunity. If she wins, she can ask the emperor to let her go free. All her good plans are ruined...
After competing for a long time, it was a draw in the end. Everyone was a little disappointed, but they were full of congratulations.
The emperor was very satisfied with this. Originally, in the competition between the two countries, the outcome was not important at all. Harmony was the most important. Now this draw is really the best. No one is embarrassed. How happy!
Finally, the emperor rewarded Yan Nichang and Xiao Lezi with many things, which were regarded as rewards for this competition. As for the prize money that had been agreed before, he did not mention it at all, as if he had lost his memory. Seeing that the emperor did not mention it,
Everyone also pretended to have lost their memory, respectfully sent the emperor off, and then had some more food and drink before breaking up and leaving.
The celebration banquet was successfully concluded. Xiao Lezi became famous in one battle and became a famous person in the palace overnight. He was given the title of "Bald Little Eunuch"!
Why do you want to have a "bald" eunuch? Because he is extremely smart!
"Hahahaha...cough!" Cabbage choked with laughter, coughed hard, and her face turned red.
Xiao Lezi looked at her very coldly, with no intention of lending a helping hand: "Humph, this is the retribution for you laughing at me!"
Cabbage coughed for a while and finally regained his breath. Seeing Xiao Lezi's dark face, he couldn't help laughing again: "Who is so talented? He actually gave you such a meaningful appearance.
No., I’m laughing so hard!”
Xiaolezi: "..."
"Ouch, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
Xiao Lezi pressed down the tic-tac-toe that popped up on his forehead: "Have you laughed enough? If so, please help pack your luggage. The Seventh Prince will leave tomorrow morning."
This was serious business. Cabbage tried her best to hold back her smile, but she couldn't help laughing as soon as she saw Xiao Lezi. In the end, she just laughed while packing her luggage, which made Xiao Lezi almost murderous several times.
Since he was a boy, he didn’t have much luggage to bring. Most of it was a change of clothes and spare medicinal materials. After packing, Cabbage finally smiled enough. She looked at the big box in front of her and couldn’t help but have red eyes:
"The Seventh Prince is usually so kind to us, and now he suddenly wants to leave. I'm a little reluctant to let him go..."
Xiao Lezi stood there silently and reached out to pat her shoulder.
That night, after Xiao Yu finished washing, she looked at Xiao Lezi eagerly: "Can you sleep with me tonight? Just like you did when you were little."
In the past, because Xiao Yu was afraid of the dark, Xiao Lezi would occasionally sleep with him, but when he grew up, she never slept with him again. Firstly, it was to avoid suspicion, and secondly... it was also to avoid being discovered by others.
She is a girl.
Xiao Lezi was a little embarrassed: "Seventh Prince, you are a man now, are you still afraid of the dark?"
"It's not that I'm afraid of the dark. I'm leaving tomorrow and may not come back for a few years. I miss you very much and want to hold you to sleep together so that my heart can feel better. Otherwise, I'm really worried about my future.
I can’t sleep at the party…”
Hearing this, Xiao Lezi felt very sad. After all, she was the child she watched grow up. Faced with the upcoming separation, sadness and reluctance were unavoidable.
Looking at Xiao Yu's pitiful little appearance, her heart softened involuntarily. After hesitating for a moment, she readily agreed: "Okay, I will sleep with you tonight."
Anyway, it was just one night's sleep, and it's not like she had never slept there before. As long as she wore thicker clothes and was more careful, nothing would be discovered...right?
Ami Doufu, please Buddha, for the sake of her being so kind, please bless her to get through!
Xiao Yu quickly took off her clothes, climbed onto the bed with her arms bare, then stared at Xiao Lezi with wide eyes, and asked eagerly: "Why don't you take off your clothes?!"
Xiao Lezi couldn't help but turned around in embarrassment, slowly took off a blouse, then took off his shoes, and climbed into bed to get ready for bed.
Xiao Yu's eyes became even bigger and rounder: "You wear so many clothes to sleep, don't you feel hot?!"
Autumn Tiger had just passed, but there was no sign of the weather turning cooler. It was still as hot as a steamer. He wanted to take off all his clothes when he went to bed at night. When he saw Xiao Lezi wrapped in a rice dumpling, he felt hot for her.
Xiao Lezi said very seriously: "My slave is born with a cold body. You must wear more clothes when sleeping, otherwise you will easily catch cold and get sick."
In fact, she had to use thick clothes to cover up the feminine features of her body. Even if the weather was so hot that it could steam someone, she still had to wrap herself up tightly in three layers.
Tears!
Xiao Yu took her belief seriously and immediately leaned over and introduced herself enthusiastically: "So that's it. You should have told me earlier. I'm just the opposite to you. I'm very hot. I'm next to you, so maybe you can warm up a little bit."
I can also cool off a little bit."
He really thought his idea was great, and even reached out to hug Xiaolezi into his arms, letting her stick close to him so that she could feel the heat of his body better.
Xiao Lezi felt like she was going crazy from the heat! She wore so many clothes, it was already very hot, and she had to be "warmed" by him holding her arms like this. The middle coat underneath was already soaked with sweat, but she couldn't express her pain.
All you can do is knock out your teeth and swallow blood. (To be continued)