Chu Meng used the "Nine Yin White Bone Claws" and scratched Xu Jia's face.
That place is so precious. If Xu Jia saw it, how could it be repaid?
I am a yellow flower girl.
But for Xu Jia, Chu Meng's three-legged cat skill was almost like scratching an itch.
After a few blows, Xu Jia grabbed his ankle.
"Let me go." Chu Mengjinji was independent, lost his balance, and was very embarrassed.
"I just won't let go!"
Not only did Xu Jia not let go, he even pushed his legs up in a bad way.
"Hey, don't stretch your legs, I'm not wearing any panties." Chu Meng couldn't care about anything and shouted shyly.
Xu Changchang said with a face: "Are you convinced?"
"Impressed."
"Convinced?"
"I'm convinced with my heart and I'm convinced with my mouth." Chu Meng learned the lesson and nodded in a hurry.
"That's pretty much it."
Xu Jia let go of Chu Meng's beautiful legs.
Not to mention, these beautiful legs are really attractive. They are white, long, round and fleshy. One leg can last for a year.
"Bad guy, you bully others, just wait for me."
Chu Meng glared at Xu Jia fiercely and hid in the bedroom dejectedly.
"Little girl, I can't cure you anymore."
Xu Jia was very proud. He took a bath, lay on the bed, and called Qin Yixuan, Song Xiaoshu, and Lin Ran.
When talking to Qin Yixuan and Song Xiaoshu, she could be more restrained, but when chatting with Lin Ran, she was very open-minded, full of dirty jokes, which only made Lin Ran shy and angry, and screamed like a stinky bastard.
After teasing several beauties, I called two bad friends, Tian Heng and Liu Haoran, and finally had no choice but to dial Leng Xue's number.
"The phone you dialed has been switched off."
Depend on?
Still shut down?
What does this little girl mean?
Xu Jia was really helpless and actually left me here without caring about anything.
Leng Xue, just wait, I will definitely spank your butt when I see you again.
Xu Jia took a nap.
Tuk-tuk-tuk...
"There's a knock on the door."
Xu Jia thought it was Chu Li who was back, so he put on his clothes and opened the door, only to find that it was Chu Meng.
Moreover, this little girl actually has a bright smile on her face.
"What are you doing?" Xu Jia stretched lazily: "Do you still want to fight? I will accompany you to the end, but you put on your underwear first."
"Brother, we are all our own people, how hurtful would it be to fight?"
Chu Meng winked charmingly, looking harmless to humans and animals.
Xu Jia was stunned.
Did I hear you right? This fierce girl called me brother and smiled brightly.
careful!
must be careful!
"Mengmeng, what's the matter?" Xu Jia asked smoothly.
"Brother, it's already noon. You must be hungry. I ordered takeout. How about we eat together?"
Chu Meng pulled Xu Jia to sit down, took two bottles of black tea from the refrigerator, and handed one to Xu Jia.
"Brother, let's eat some vegetables!"
Chu Meng watched Xu Jia move his chopsticks and took a bite himself.
Xu Jia also ate it.
Chu Meng opened the black tea and said to Xu Jia: "Brother, I was just petty and deliberately made things difficult for you. I was wrong. I was wrong. I am still young. Brother, you are a man. Don't blame me, okay? Come on, I will
Let me toast you with tea instead of wine, okay?"
"Mengmeng, how can I be the same as you?"
Xu Jia grabbed the black tea and was about to drink it. Suddenly he pointed at the ground and shouted: "Cockroaches, there are cockroaches there, they crawled under your skirt."
Chu Meng was so frightened that she hurriedly lifted up her skirt to look for it.
After searching for a long time, I still couldn't find the cockroach. I was so angry.
"Brother, are you kidding me? Where are the cockroaches?"
"There's none?"
Xu Jia scratched his head: "I clearly saw a cockroach just now, am I hallucinating?"
"Ignore the cockroaches for now. Brother, I respect you. Let's have tea instead of wine. Is one bottle good?"
Chu Meng looked very sensible and drank a bottle of black tea.
"Thank you Mengmeng."
Xu Jia also drank a bottle: "This black tea is good. What brand is it? It's delicious."
"Ha ha."
Chu Meng wanted to laugh just now, but she kept holding it back. Watching Xu Jia finish the black tea, she couldn't hold it back any longer, laughing so hard that her muscles cramped.
Xu Jia asked calmly: "Mengmeng, why are you laughing?"
"Animal, you're done."
Chu Meng jumped up at once: "I put a laxative in the black tea. It is my sister's exclusive formula. It is very powerful. One sip will cause diarrhea for three days. You just drank a bottle. Guess, it will
How many days will it take for diarrhea?”
Xu Jia pretended to be scared: "Mengmeng, you are too cruel."
"Who told you to see me naked?"
Chu Meng clenched her pink fist tightly: "Is that kind of place just for casual viewing? Hehe, now I let you taste my power. You think it's great if you can beat me. When you meet the smart me, no matter how powerful I am, it will be great."
no good."
"Now, get out of here right away and find a place to have diarrhea."
Xu Jia smiled happily: "But, I don't feel like having diarrhea? Is your sister's exclusive formula not working well?"
"It's impossible. This recipe is passed down from our ancestors and is very effective."
Chu Meng was very curious, why didn't Xu Jia want to go to the toilet?
Gululu!
Chu Meng suddenly felt a stomachache, and something was flowing down from his stomach, as if a flood had been released.
"Animal, you...you tricked me?"
Chu Meng suddenly realized, holding his stomach and grinning in pain: "Why did you give me the package?"
Xu Jia ate the food comfortably: "You forgot, you were looking for cockroaches just now."
"Animal, you are too bad, I will not let you go."
"Don't be too busy threatening me. Go to the toilet and defecate in your pants."
"Ouch, it hurts!"
Chu Meng bent over, holding his stomach, holding his legs, and walked to the toilet bit by bit.
After closing the door, there was a flood, accompanied by Chu Mengjiao's babbling screams.
This laxative was so powerful that Chu Meng spent the whole afternoon in the bathroom.
After squatting for a long time, Chu Meng's legs were numb.
I finally stood up, pulled up my pants, and walked out slowly.
Seeing Xu Jia sitting in the living room watching TV, he bit his pink lips tightly, his eyes were red, and he said quietly: "Zhao, how can you do this to such an invincible little beauty like me?"
Xu Jia said: "You can't blame me for this. You gave me the laxative and you took it yourself. Can you blame me?"
"you……"
Chu Meng had tears in her eyes: "You are a bad guy, I'm so pissed."
Xu Jia sighed: "Let me treat you."
"A cat cries and a mouse pretends to be compassionate. Stop pretending to be a good person for me."
Like a resentful woman, Chu Meng gave Xu Jia an angry look and weakly entered the bedroom.
Within ten minutes, he ran out again with his legs crossed and plunged into the toilet...
At around eight o'clock in the evening, Chu Meng curled up on the bed, his eyes were dull and his expression was depressed.
On the wall, there is a picture of the Jade Emperor.
Chu Meng clasped his hands together: "O Jade Emperor, please take action and cure this beast Xu Jia? You are the embodiment of justice, I beg you."
The door opened.
Xu Jia walked in.
Seeing the portrait of the Jade Emperor hanging on the wall, I became so angry that I rushed forward and tore the portrait into pieces.
Chu Meng huddled up in the quilt, dumbfounded with fright: "Zhao, what are you doing here? Do you want to molest me? No, I'm still young and there's no point in playing with it. You go ahead and molest my sister..." (Unfinished)