After talking to Yin Defu during the day, Xu Jia guessed that Old Man Yin would attack him.
But what I didn't expect was that Old Man Yin was impatient and would actually choose to take action tonight.
"Huh, are you too impatient?"
A sneer appeared at the corner of Xu Jia's mouth. Although he was not afraid at all, and even had a sense of fun in it, but he would get angry later and create a mess, which would definitely frighten Chu Li and Chu Meng.
After all, Yin and Yang have different paths, so Chu Li and Chu Meng have a natural fear of evil spirits coming from the underworld.
We have to find a way to send Chu Li and Chu Meng away.
Xu Jia had an idea and immediately had an idea.
He pretended to make a phone call: "Oh, where are you a patient? Are you suffering from heart disease? What? You want to come to our Miaoshou Tang for medical treatment? No, our Miaoshou Tang has closed. What? Are you here because of your reputation? That's okay.
No, even if you come here because of your reputation, we won’t show it to you, we’re off work.”
"Xu Jia, you are not allowed to refuse patients. The benevolence of doctors is the purpose of Miaoshou Tang. People are waiting for help. Just tell the patient and I will rush to Miaoshou Tang immediately. I will be there in half an hour."
Chu Li hurriedly served the food, and when he heard Xu Jia rejecting the patient, his tone was so stiff, he immediately became anxious, did not even bother to eat, put on clothes, and rushed to the clinic immediately.
Xu Jia was secretly happy: This trick is really useful.
Chu Meng poked Xu Jia with her fingertips: "Brother-in-law, it's very late. Why don't you accompany my sister to the clinic? What should I do if I encounter a bad guy?"
Xu Jia snickered in his heart: The bad guys are hiding at home.
He patted his stomach: "I'm hungry. I can't accompany your sister until I'm full. Let your sister wait for a while."
Chu Li angrily stamped his feet: "I can afford to wait, but the patient can't." After saying that, he left.
Xu Jia squeezed Chu Meng: "Go and protect your sister. Haven't you learned Taekwondo? Why? Don't you dare to go?"
"Who says I don't dare?"
Chu Meng grabbed a pair of scissors and gestured back and forth at Xu Jia's crotch. She narrowed her beautiful eyes and said, "I will protect my sister. If any bastard dares to rob her, I will cut off the piece and feed it to the dog."
Xu Jia looked at the scissors at the base of his legs and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. He hurriedly raised his hands: "Don't gesture at me, I'm not jealous."
Chu Meng laughed: "Haha, are you scared?"
Chu Li hurriedly grabbed Chu Meng's hand: "Don't make random gestures, don't hurt others."
Chu Meng grinned evilly: "Sister, don't worry, I won't cut off my brother-in-law's things. How can my sister be 'happy' if I pick her up?"
"Damn girl, stop being so wordy."
Chu Li's face turned red, he gave Xu Jia a look, scolded him as a slacker, and pulled Chu Meng away with him.
The moment he closed the door, Xu Jia breathed a sigh of relief: "The two sisters are finally gone. Now we can have fun."
Xu Jia hugged his shoulders, sitting on the table with the old god present, eating delicious food and sipping fine wine.
Snap!
The light flashed and broke without warning.
Wow…
Although the windows were closed, strong winds blew around, blowing the dishes and chopsticks off the table and leaving the cups and plates in a mess.
Xu Jia was still eating vegetables with his old spirit.
"Wuwu...hehehe..."
There was a strange cry from the TV, and the turned-off TV suddenly flashed white, then darkened. A guy with disheveled hair and his face covered crawled out of the TV. His tongue was red, two feet long, hanging down.
On the ground.
This weird thing climbed out of the TV and screamed: "I am Bai Wuchang, your death day has come today, and I am here to claim my life. Wuwu..."
Accompanied by gusts of wind, it sounded particularly terrifying.
Holy shit!
He really crawled out of the TV.
Besides, you are obviously just a brat, why are you pretending to be in vain?
Pulling up a big banner to pull a tiger's skin, this kid's IQ is not low.
This guy must have seen Sadako in the Japanese horror movie. Sadako crawled out of the TV.
Xu Jia saw the funny thing and pretended not to notice it. He was still eating his own food with a wine bottle in his hand.
A burst of energy poured into the wine bottle, and with a flick of his wrist, the wine bottle flew out towards the TV.
The little ghost was performing hard, imitating Sadako, crawling out of the TV little by little, and making a haunting ghost cry, hoping to scare Xu Jia half to death and complete the task early so that he could go back to deliver a report to Old Man Yin.
But I never thought that people didn't see it at all, but instead a wine bottle was thrown towards me.
"Hmph, I'm a kid, the bottle can't hit me at all."
The kid was feeling proud, but the wine bottle smashed it so loudly that it screamed and smashed into the TV. His soul almost flew away.
"It hurts, it hurts!"
The kid was trembling with fear: What's going on? Where did this kid come from? Did he throw a bottle at random and hit it?
This is not scientific at all!
Accidental, it must be accidental.
The little ghost looked at Xu Jia looking at the ceiling, and with a ghostly cry, he plunged into the lamp, and with disheveled hair, crawled out from the lamp, and shouted with teeth and claws: "I am Bai Wuchang, your death day has come today, I am here to claim your life."
…”
Xu Jia happened to lower his head, but he didn't see it. A bowl of water splashed against the lighting on the ceiling.
"Ouch...it hurts!"
The kid thought it was just an ordinary glass of water and would not feel anything at all, but the moment the water was poured over it, its body trembled and its soul was about to disperse. It yelled in pain and fell to the ground, heartbroken.
A lung-splitting wallow.
"No, master. If you encounter a master, I can't afford to offend you. It's better to escape."
The kid was a smart guy. When he saw something was wrong, he turned into a wisp of evil wind, ran towards the door, turned around and ran away.
Xu Jia was not careful and wrote the word "formation" in the air.
It turned into a golden light and hit the door.
Zhen: One of the nine-character mantras, which means: copper walls and iron walls make it difficult for gods and ghosts to enter.
As soon as this trick was performed, the entire room was sealed, like a small world, completely cut off from the outside.
boom!
The kid banged his head against the door, like a moth throwing fire, making him dizzy and screaming in pain.
"Too bad, I can't get out of the room, so I run to the window."
boom!
The kid hit the iron plate again and screamed in pain.
"No, I still can't get out. I can burrow into the ground, right?"
The little ghost turned into a gust of wind and crawled towards the floor.
boom!
The kid was bounced up again and couldn't hit the floor.
It’s over!
The fun is over now.
The kid was almost desperate: This time I met an expert. There was no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth. What should I do?
It huddled in the corner, turned around and looked at Xu Jia, who was concentrating on eating and drinking, and gritted his teeth: Do I want to fight with him?
"No, this is a master."
"In front of others, I'm just a bird."
"Besides, I'm still thinking about reincarnation. I can't kill. Killing is a serious sin and you will be punished if you go to the underworld. I am an educated ghost scholar."
The kid couldn't stand it any longer, so he finally fixed his hair and revealed his elegant true face. He was still dressed in Qing Dynasty official clothes and an official hat. He stood in front of Xu Jia honestly, bowed to Xu Jia, and said politely: "Bye by me."
Sir, I have offended you so much, please don’t blame me!” (To be continued)