When the imperial edict arrives, Xu Jia receives it."
Xu Jia, who was wandering around, raised the corners of his mouth when he heard this voice. The reason why he was looking for old "friends" everywhere was to tell the Jade Emperor that I, Xu Jia, was back.
"When the imperial edict arrives, why doesn't Xu Jia kneel down to receive it?"
The visitor asked sharply.
"Kneel down if you ask me to. Who are you?"
Turning his head again, Xu Jia was delighted. This man had three eyes. He was dressed in a military uniform. His trident was inserted aside. He opened the imperial edict with both hands and stared directly at Xu Jia. Apart from Erlang Shen Yang Jian, who else had a third eye.
"I said you are really promising. Now you have begun to spread imperial edicts. Have you ever purified yourself? Do you also need to serve the Jade Emperor's harem?"
When he saw that it was Yang Jian and Xu Jia, he became angry. He was the one who chased him the most fiercely back then. With the dog beside him, he had nowhere to escape in the fairy world, so he had to flee to the lower world. Of course, he had no good words.
"Xu Jia accepted the order."
Yang Jian knew how powerful Xu Jia's mouth was and had learned it before, so he didn't want to think too much and started to recite the imperial edict directly.
"Don't think about it, if you want me to follow Brother Monkey's example and do Bi Ma Wen, or watch Taoyuan, I guess the Jade Emperor doesn't know what the consequences will be."
Xu Jia directly interrupted Yang Jian's words.
Hearing Xu Jia's words, Yang Jian was stunned. He seemed to remember the time when the Monkey King released those Pegasus. You must know that these Pegasus are spiritual creatures. Once they escape, it is not that easy to drive them back. He also ate them all back then.
Unfortunately, after I was done, I washed myself with holy water several times to get rid of the smell of horse manure.
As for the Howling Sky Dog, it was even worse. It was covered in horse dung, and Yang Jian almost threw him out of the fairy world.
But it happened that the Jade Emperor gave him this imperial decree and really asked Xu Jia to look after the horses. If this happened again, Yang Jian didn't know if he would kill those horses.
This made him slander him, couldn't you change his position? Is this the only official position in heaven that is the worst?
The most important thing is whether he should read the imperial edict or not. After he reads it, he goes to see the horses, then lets them go, and then he has to chase the horses. If he doesn't read them back, he can't do anything.
Yang Jian thought in his mind: "Well, if I let you talk like a slut again, you will have to do this job if you don't want to die."
It turns out that the Jade Emperor gathered a few people to discuss how to deal with Xu Jia's matter. They have already become immortals. If they don't give them an official and a half-job, they can't deal with the immortals. If so, what kind of official can they give them?
In the end, Yang Jian was eager to take credit and said: "Give him a poor official, and he will definitely not give in. Then even if he resists the order, he can be taken down and dealt with."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was very attentive, so he drafted an imperial edict and asked Yang Jian to handle the matter. He tried to get Xu Jia to resist the edict so that he would have a reason to win. If the matter was done well, the Jade Emperor would be rewarded. It was said that Yang Jian was optimistic about Jade.
A palace maid has been with the emperor for a long time. She has wanted to come with the Jade Emperor for a long time, but she has no chance. This is a God-given opportunity.
Yang Jian didn't even look at it, and hurriedly found Xu Jia with the imperial edict, but he didn't expect this guy to be so difficult to deal with.
"How dare you disobey the edict? Come here and capture Xu Jia for me."
Yang Jian was choked and had nothing to say. He simply stopped reading the imperial edict and went straight to capture Xu Jia.
"How do you know I disrespect you before you read the imperial edict?"
Seeing the heavenly soldiers and generals surrounding him, Xu Jia didn't panic at all.
"I have read the decree, and it is clear that you do not respect the decree."
Yang Jian immediately acted like a rogue. Anyway, things were already like this. As long as he captured Xu Jia, he would have completed his mission.
Xu Jia leisurely took out a mobile phone and continued: "Well, I have a recording of the entire conversation between us. I am afraid that I will not remember the content of the imperial edict, but it is not recorded here that you have read the imperial edict. If this is spread to the public,
Immortal, I think there will be people who would like to hear how Erlang Zhenjun explains it."
Immortals often patrol the lower world, and of course they are no strangers to mobile phones. Children like Nezha and Honghaier, who are not very tall, all use mobile phones to deceive their friends.
"you..."
Yang Jian felt that he was going crazy, so he picked up the trident, turned around and ran back.
"The edict hasn't been read yet, where are you going?"
Xu Jia shouted, as if he was very interested in the content of the imperial edict.
The heavenly soldiers and generals were dumbfounded, should they be arrested or not?
Fortunately, Yang Jian didn't forget to say the next sentence: "Keep an eye on him, don't let him run away."
Before these heavenly soldiers and generals could respond, Yang Jian's figure had already disappeared from everyone's eyes.
Xu Jia shook his head, this man ran so fast.
Then he started chatting with all the heavenly soldiers and generals.
"Brothers, how have you been during this time?"
A general sat down on the spot and said, "What else can we do? Just leave it like that. We brothers won't have any jelly beans to eat after you leave."
As he spoke, the hand was already stretched out to Xu Jia.
"You also know my situation. I really don't have it now. I will show it to my brothers later."
"Brother Xu, no, I should call you Xu Shangxian now. Please agree, don't let us brothers wait too long."
"It feels better to call Brother Xu."
Then all the heavenly soldiers and generals sat down and listened to Xu Jia talk about his experiences in the lower world. When he said it was funny, they laughed together. When he mentioned the beauties, the heavenly soldiers and generals all drooled.
Yang Jian returned to the Lingxiao Palace and saw that the Jade Emperor had not left even though he was summoned by the Jade Emperor. They all stretched their necks to wait for news from him.
Seeing Yang Jian return alone, the Jade Emperor felt an ominous feeling in his heart.
Sure enough, Yang Jian snorted coldly as soon as he entered the door: "Huh, this kid doesn't know how to praise. Jade Emperor, you give him an official position, and he still makes irresponsible remarks."
Then Yang Jian described what happened.
After hearing this, the Jade Emperor frowned and said, "This guy and the monkey are so close. It turns out they are all from the same gang. Do you have any other good ideas?"
In fact, he knew the result without asking, and if he really had a way, he wouldn't consider giving it back to Bi Mawen.
At this time, a big man stood up and said: "A mere Xu Jia can turn the world upside down, just wait until I go and capture him."
The man holding the pagoda in his hand is none other than Li Tianwang Li Jing.
"Back then, you said you wanted to capture the demon monkey, but who was driven back to heaven by the monkey?"
An old man with gray hair and a kind expression stood up, who could he be if he wasn't Taibai Jinxing?
"That Pohou has the Sanqing Dao Patriarch as his master, so he must be very powerful. What does Xu Jia have? He has just become a true immortal, how powerful can he be."
"Don't forget who he was with."
"Yes, go find Taishang Laojun."
"If Taishang Laojun doesn't help him, where will the road to immortality come from? It's not like you don't know that the road to immortality has been destroyed a long time ago."
At this time, the Lingxiao Palace was in chaos.
The Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily: "I asked you to find a way to prevent you from messing around here."
Suddenly the place was quiet, but everyone was glaring at each other, and no one could come up with a real plan.
Yang Jian was anxious in his heart. He valued this reward very much. You must know that there is no big event in the immortal world now. It is difficult to get a reward from the Jade Emperor. Because the maids in the palace were watched tightly by him, although he was watched tightly.
arrived, but he refused to release any of them.
In desperation, an idea popped into his mind, which made him very excited. It would definitely work this time, so he expressed his idea. The Jade Emperor nodded while Taibai Jinxing shook his head beside him.
"Okay, let's do it this way. I'll definitely reward you generously when it's done."