"Arrogant, you can't even move and you dare to pretend to be stupid in front of me. You're really stupid."
The weasel bared his teeth and was very puzzled.
Xu Jia sighed: "You are so talkative, so stubborn, and have so many shortcomings. You have been practicing for hundreds of years in vain. Please stop being so wordy. I will send you to the West now."
"go to hell."
The weasel was furious.
It really couldn't understand how Xu Jia could still be so arrogant when he couldn't move.
"Zhizhi..."
The weasel was like an arrow off the string, flying toward Xu Jia.
The roar of the wind threatened to penetrate Xu Jia's body.
Xu Jia couldn't move. He watched the weasel sprinting towards him and silently recited a spell.
"Tai Shang Laojun, you are as urgent as the law."
boom!
The alchemy furnace appeared out of thin air, quickly enlarged in mid-air, as fast as lightning, and hooded the weasel.
"Zhizhi...not good!"
The weasel screamed in despair and was trapped in the alchemy furnace.
Zizzi!
The will-o'-the-wisp burned and refined the weasel, making it howl in pain.
Xu Jia immediately regained consciousness, looked at the weasel in the alchemy furnace, and snorted: "Hey, let me tell you, I am not only a dentist, I can also burn boilers. How about it? Is my burning good? You are warm
No? Do you want me to add more fire?"
"Damn it!"
Weasel's eyes widened: "I finally know who you are."
Xu Jia smiled: "Who am I? Am I very famous?"
"Still pretending!"
Weasel curled his lips blankly: "You are not a human at all, you are an immortal, you are Xu Jia, the alchemy boy of Taishang Laojun, and you are Xu Jia, the romantic boy who slept with Chang'e!"
Xu Jia felt ashamed.
Grandma, didn't you just sleep with Chang'e? Why did you sleep with me to become famous? Even a little beastly grassroots immortal cultivator knows my name? This is really not a good thing.
The weasel regretted it to death.
Damn you, if you had known that this guy was possessed by Xu Jia, you shouldn't have done anything, even if you were pretending to be a grandson.
It's over now. It's like a chicken flying over an egg, and I can't survive.
The weasel cried out and begged for mercy: "Great Immortal, Immortal, I was wrong, can you forgive me? Please give me a chance."
Xu Jia shook his head: "Want to live? It's too late. It's all your farts that stink so much that it pissed me off. Well, it's your blessing to die in my hands. Weasel, be prepared. I'll do it right away."
I’ll send you to hell.”
"Great Immortal, don't..."
The weasel thumped the ground and struggled: "Xu Jia, if you are obsessed with killing me, you will be in disaster. You will definitely be in disaster. I have friends all over the world, and every one of them is a master."
Xu Jia ignored the weasel's threats and inducements, closed the stove lid, and started the raging fire.
Sizzling...
Within ten minutes, the alchemy furnace stopped rotating.
Opening the stove lid, bursts of elixir scent came out, as well as a weasel's skin.
Xu Jia reached out and grabbed the skin bag in his hand, squeezed it, picked up the awl and pricked it hard several times, but it didn't penetrate.
"This weasel skin is really good. It can be used as a body armor. I want to put it away."
Xu Jia took out the refined Da Huan Dan again, with a smile on his face: "Weasels are good at deflating and clearing the stomach. This Da Huan Dan has the effect of clearing the stomach and intestines. It is used to treat constipation. The stones must be magical.
I want to keep its effectiveness well."
Xu Jia tidied up the scene and then dispersed the trapped sky formation.
Erhei and others were still dizzy, but their unconscious hands scratched their bodies until they were bloody.
"I really don't understand how a weasel's fart can be so powerful. This is the talent of cultivation."
Xu Jia took out acupuncture and inserted three needles into each person.
Within three minutes, everyone woke up and no longer felt itchy.
Erhei looked at the bloody body and was stunned: "Blood, why am I covered in blood? What happened just now?"
"It's still a soul-itching syndrome."
Xu Jia briefly explained a few words, looked at Uncle Li who was sleeping on the ground, touched his veins, looked at his eyelids, and sighed: "You will not survive if you do it yourself! Who told you to allow Huang Xian to get pregnant?
How can there be a good outcome if you seek the skin of a tiger? Having been deprived of your body for so long, your soul is no longer clear, and I am afraid that you will become a vegetative state in the end."
"Take the brothers to the hospital and get them bandaged. I will also take this Uncle Li away from me. Whether he wakes up or not is up to him. It depends on fate."
Erhei hurriedly made arrangements.
Xu Jia looked around: "What did that boy Fu Hongjun do? Why didn't I see him?"
Erhei said: "Before I fainted, I saw that he also fainted. It seemed that someone from the Fu family came and took Fu Hongjun away."
Xu Jia laughed happily: "It seems that I am going to get rich again."
Erhei scratched his head: "Boss, how do you get rich? Are you having some wild ideas?"
Xu Jia rolled his eyes at him: "You don't understand even if I tell you, you will know tomorrow. Hehe, it's still a windfall."
***
Xu Jia did not rush back, but refined the weasel's skin three times.
The skin was tempered into three parts.
The texture of each portion is so soft, invulnerable, and looks very fashionable.
"Giving this thing to a beautiful woman, maybe you can exchange it for sharing a bed with her."
Xu Jia returned home to rest.
The sound of water flowing in the bathroom, the lingering light, and the graceful curves washing in the bathroom made Xu Jia's heart surge with excitement.
He happened to be in a hurry to urinate, so he knocked on the door and urged: "Beauty Chu Li, can you hurry up? I need to go to the toilet. I can't hold it in anymore, otherwise I will pee on the floor."
The beauty inside heard Xu Jia's voice and was stunned for a moment, then started wiping her body with all kinds of hands.
Xu Jia suddenly had an urge to urinate: "Oh, Xiao Li, you have to hurry up, I can't hold it in any longer. You put a towel around it first, and I'll pee first. After peeing, you can take a shower, okay?"
The beauty inside stamped her feet anxiously but said nothing.
Xu Jia said: "Didn't I see you yesterday? What are you embarrassed about? It doesn't hurt to see you again. Okay, I'm coming in."
Xu Jia counted ten and kicked the door open.
ah!
Xu Jia looked at the plump and pink beauty in front of him, wearing a bath towel, and was very embarrassed: "Hao Shuangshuang? Why...it's you, why didn't you shout? Aren't you indulging the handsome guy to commit a crime?"
Hao Shuangshuang is 1.7 meters tall, all pink and white, with charming curves. Crystal water droplets flow along her hair and on her greasy white neck. She really wants to be kissed. The mountains on her chest are undulating, a beautiful scenery.
.
A pair of slender and pink white legs are tightly closed, and there is an urge to get in.
"Shuangshuang..." Xu Jia scratched his head in embarrassment, but couldn't bear to close his eyes.
Hao Shuangshuang's red lips were slightly raised, and he gave Xu Jia a faint look, clutched the towel tightly, twisted his waist and ran out.
Xu Jia let out a sigh of relief, unbuttoned his belt, and opened the bathroom door with a murmur.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw another beautiful woman sitting on the toilet playing with her mobile phone. Her panties were hanging on her calves, and a charming scenery was looming.
Xu Jia looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, and his blood surged: "Chu Meng, why are you here? Damn it, you two teamed up to play with me." (To be continued)