Xu Jia was very happy and shouted at the guards outside the door: "Who is it? It's not comfortable to get in a large boat? What kind of junk cruise ship is the Taini? I want to report it to the captain. The security here is too chaotic."
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When the guards heard this, they looked at each other and said, "There are men here, not women."
One guard was unwilling to give in: "Please open the door for routine inspection."
Ai Xuyi pulled Xu Jia's sleeves hard and stamped his feet, his face full of anxiety.
Xu Jia hurriedly hummed: "Go to the toilet and you check? Are you sick? I can't hold it in anymore. I'm going to come to the big room. If you want to smell the smell, just wait."
Who wants to smell the stink?
The guards no longer cared about looking for anyone and ran out holding their noses.
Ai Xu looked out through the crack in the door and saw that the guards had gone out. He patted his plump chest and breathed a sigh of relief. He covered his red lips and snickered: "These fools are so ridiculous."
Xu Jia also wanted to pat Ai Xuyi's towering chest, but unfortunately he didn't have the chance.
"Okay, you go out, I really want to pee."
Xu Jia reached out and unbuttoned his belt.
"The guards are still outside, how can I get out?"
Ai Xu said pitifully to Xu Jia: "Just be a good person and do it to the end and hold it in for a while."
Xu Jia said: "How can you hold back your urine? It will damage your kidneys. If you hold it in, you won't be able to get a wife."
Ai Xuyi said casually: "How can it be that exaggerated? If you can't marry a wife, can I marry you?"
Xu Jia laughed loudly: "Okay, this is what you said, you want to marry me."
Ai Xu said: "That has a prerequisite. You are the one holding it back."
Xu Jia shook his head: "I didn't hear the premise, I just heard you said you wanted to marry me."
"you……"
Ai Xuyi was really teased by Xu Jia and almost collapsed. Why is this man like this? He is quite handsome and humorous, but he is too rogue.
"Hey, I want it too..."
Ai Xuyi covered her belly, arched her waist, and frowned tightly, looking anxious.
Xu Jia chuckled: "Are you in need of urination too?"
Ai Xuyi blushed: "You are still smiling, you are really bad."
She was "chased" by the guards all the way, and there was no chance for her to be booed.
Xu Jia said: "If you want to pee, just pee. Don't hold it in. If a beauty like you breaks it, wouldn't it be a waste of natural resources?"
"screw you."
Although Ai Xuyi was angry at Xu Jia's frivolous words, he praised her beauty, and felt very happy in his heart. He clamped his legs tightly, but could not really pee in front of Xu Jia, and said pitifully: "You go out first, I need to pee."
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Xu Jia said: "It's fine if I go out, but as soon as we open the door, the guards outside will come to check, and then you will be exposed."
Ai Xu was anxious: "What should we do?"
Xu Jia said: "I'm holding it in too, and you're not the only one who's anxious. Besides, those guards will leave soon. Can't you just shush me after I go out?"
Ai Xuyi shook his head vigorously: "No, I can't hold it in anymore."
Xu Jia pursed his lips: "There is only one way."
Ai Xu asked: "What can we do?"
Xu Jia pointed to the toilet pit, raised his head, and closed his eyes hard.
"ah?"
Ai Xuyi was anxious and shy: "Is this your method?"
Xu Jia said: "What else do you want? I have closed my eyes. Besides, there is a saying, as long as you don't raise your head, there will be huts everywhere."
"How can this be possible?"
Ai Xu's face turned red: "How could you pee in front of a man?"
Xu Jia said: "Close your eyes too, so you can't see me."
Ai Xuyi looked at Xu Jia warily: "What if you open your eyes and peek at me?"
Xu Jia pointed at his face: "Ai Xuyi, you are going too far. Are you doubting my character? You can see clearly how honest and innocent my face is. I will peek at you and pee."
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Ai Xu's neck turned red: "Your face is full of excitement and cunning, where is the honesty?"
Xu Jia sighed: "That's up to you. I haven't closed my eyes yet. If you want to pee, you can pee. If you don't, you will poop. Even if you pee your pants, you will be the one who makes a fool of yourself. It has nothing to do with me."
"you……"
Ai Xuyi really couldn't hold it in anymore and couldn't pee his pants, so he had to beg Xu Jia: "Um...Mr. Xu, Brother Xu, can you close your eyes first?"
"Then am I a good character?" Xu Jia asked.
"Good, honest and innocent."
"Then am I handsome?"
"No one is more handsome than you."
"You're on the right path." Xu Jia raised his head and closed his eyes: "Okay, I'll give you 0 seconds. It's exceeded the time, hehe..."
Ai Xuyi did not dare to waste time, endured the shame, gritted her teeth, quickly took off her straight skirt, and knelt down to pee.
Just after he shushed a little, Xu Jia closed his eyes and suddenly said: "Oh no, your dad is here. Stop peeing and put your pants up quickly."
"My dad?"
Ai Xuyi trembled with fright, unable to pull up his pants. He tilted his body and leaned on Xu Jia's thigh, hugging him quickly.
Xu Jia felt the plumpness and softness of the mass on his thigh, and felt itchy in his heart. He closed his eyes and said, "Ai Xuyi, don't seduce me into committing a crime."
Ai Xu felt shy and anxious with his hands, thinking how could he be naked and hugging the boy's thigh? This was too inappropriate.
Moreover, I was only halfway done, and I felt really uncomfortable.
But I was even more scared.
Ai Xuyi struggled to pull up his pants and asked Xu Jia with a blushing face: "Do you know who my father is?"
Xu Jia chuckled: "Isn't Captain Airi your father?"
Ai Xuyi's eyes widened: "You actually know that Ai Rui is my father? How did you know? You are very familiar with my father?"
"Not familiar!"
"Then how do you know? Isn't it just from the last name?"
"of course not!"
"Then how did you guess it? My father and I don't look alike."
Xu Jia said: "What I rely on is breath. You and your father have the same smell."
"What is breath? Xu Jia, you are deceiving me, I don't believe it."
"If you don't believe me, now is not the time to be serious. Your father is coming in soon. Haha, you can't run away."
Xu Jia reminded him in a ‘good-natured’ way.
Ai Xu stamped his feet anxiously: "Hey, what should I do?"
Xu Jia smiled: "Why are you so anxious? Captain Airi is just forcing you to get off the ship. This is not a big deal."
Ai Xuyi was even more surprised: "You even know this? Are you a god?"
Xu Jia touched his nose and said, "Absolutely. He used to be a god, but he is no longer a god."
"Tch, who believes it?"
Ai Xuyi also gradually heard Ai Rui's voice, and said in a panic: "What should I do? Dad doesn't know what's wrong. He has to drive me off the boat. I'm really angry. Isn't it just because I said something wrong?
Seriously, why make such a fuss out of a molehill?"
Xu Jia asked: "What did you say before boarding the boat?"
Ai Xu pouted her lips and said coquettishly: "When we got on the boat, I said: The Taini was shaking so hard, was it going to capsize?"
Xu Jiayi frowned and stared at Ai Xuyi for a long time: "Did you say this? Haha, the boat capsized? Haha, that's it." (To be continued)