Song Xiaoshu cooked a few side dishes, and Xu Jia enjoyed eating them. How could there be such delicious food in heaven? Life on earth seemed to be pretty good too.
Although he had made up his mind not to drink, the scent of Maotai was so strong that Xu Jia's mouth watered.
"Just take a sip."
Xu Jia took a sip and couldn't stop anymore. He couldn't help but sigh: "It's such a good wine. The wine in heaven is not as good as Maotai."
Song Xiaoshu was amused by Xu Jia and bent over with laughter: "You said it in such a serious manner, as if you had drunk jade liquid."
If you are not drunk with wine, everyone will get drunk.
Xu Jia was full of worries and drank a few more drinks. Thinking about the chaos in heaven, his heart was as messy as lint.
"The Heavenly Palace must be in chaos, it's great!"
"The Jade Emperor is not unreasonable at all. It was Chang'e who slept with me, not me who slept with Chang'e. I am a victim. What are you calling me for?"
"Fortunately, Brother Monkey and I have a close relationship. Brother Monkey is awesome and will definitely help me deal with the Jade Emperor."
"However, the Jade Emperor loves to play dirty tricks. Will he secretly send people to hunt him down in the mortal world..."
Xu Jia was filled with worries, the more he drank, the more drunk he became, and fell into a deep sleep.
…
"ah!"
In a dazed state, Xu Jia was woken up by a high-decibel scream and found himself sleeping on the bed.
Song Xiaoshu actually stood in front of her, wearing crimson pajamas, exposing a section of her white calves, pinching her waist, her face flushed, her red lips raised high: "Smelly Xu Jia, you are actually having an erotic dream, this is too much.
, head full of dirty thoughts.”
"Where do I have it?"
"You dare to say that you haven't? I heard what you were talking in your sleep just now. You said that Chang'e did that to you while you were drunk, and she used many postures. It was really unbearable. Bah, bah, you are crazy about women.
Bar?"
Xu Jia's face turned red, thinking to himself, wasn't I angry? Worried about leaking the secret, he hurriedly asked, "What else did I say?"
Song Xiaoshu clasped her fingers: "You scolded the Jade Emperor for being indifferent to right from wrong, and you also praised Sun Houhou for being a brotherly brother. Hehe, this is all nonsense. I almost burst out laughing. However, what you said is so realistic, I almost believe it.
Already."
"Oh, how could it be true? I've read too much Journey to the West, so this is all made up."
Xu Jia said something perfunctory and quickly changed the subject: "Why did you come to my room in the middle of the night? Did you want to molest me while you were drunk?"
"Smelly Xu Jia, you are so bad, who would dare to molest you!"
Song Xiaoshu held the cup and threw it heavily on the table. Her face was flushed: "I saw that you drank too much and talked nonsense, so I gave you a bowl of sour plum soup. Hum, you don't know good people's hearts. I put it here. You love it."
Drink or not.”
Xu Jia was very moved and gave Song Xiaoshu a like.
There is true love in the world, which is much better than those sanctimonious guys in heaven.
"Xiao Shu, thank you."
Xu Jia drank the sour plum soup in one gulp, and his mind suddenly became clearer.
"That's pretty much it."
Song Xiaoshu smiled happily, twisted her waist lightly, and sat on the bed next to Xu Jia. She held her cheek in her hand and blinked her beautiful eyes playfully, looking at Xu Jia carefully.
"What are you looking at? Are there flowers on my face?"
"Xu Jia, I find that you are different from before."
"What was I like before?"
"You used to be very dull, very honest, like a piece of wood, and you were not attractive to girls anyway."
"What now?"
"Hee hee, now you are a big slippery man. Look at your eyes, they are wandering around. What a thief."
"Is it attractive to girls?"
"Tch!" Song Xiaoshu rolled her beautiful eyes: "I didn't feel it."
Xu Jia's heart is like a bright mirror.
The former Xu Jia was just a clone of him in the human world, with a broken soul, let alone dullness.
Now the soul has returned to its proper place, the ninety-nine parts have returned to one, and the temperament is naturally otherworldly.
He and Song Xiaoshu had a perfunctory hookup, and slowly slipped away, calming down and thinking about the troubles in heaven.
"My incident has caused an earth-shattering incident. The Jade Emperor will never let it go. He will definitely send troops to the lower realms to hunt me down. I must find a way to understand the situation in heaven. With the remaining magic power I have now, I can barely communicate with a wandering immortal.
can do."
"Why don't you ask the Barefoot Immortal? No, even though the Barefoot Immortal calls me a brother-in-law, he is a flatterer at heart. He only wants to get promoted and make a fortune. He will definitely take the opportunity to take me back and claim credit from the Jade Emperor."
"Asking the Night Walker God? That's even worse. Although this guy is fairly reliable, he's like a talkative woman. He has no clue and will leak my whereabouts sooner or later."
Xu Jia frowned and suddenly had an idea: "Hey, yes, we can ask Zhu Bajie for information."
"Although Bajie is lazy, greedy and slippery, he is not confused when it comes to important matters. If you wear the same pants as Brother Monkey, you will definitely be fine if you ask him about the market."
"Zhu Bajie is the envoy of the Purification Altar, responsible for eating, drinking and having fun. Tomorrow happens to be June 18th, which is the day when he will be on duty in the lower realms, cleaning and making offerings. We need to find a way to contact Zhu Bajie. This is a rare opportunity, so we must seize it."
Maybe Brother Monkey is also deliberately looking for me."
Song Xiaoshu was chatting happily with Xu Jia. She felt that he was funny and lovable, and he was completely different from before. But suddenly she found that he was silent and looked like he was seeing off guests. She gritted her teeth angrily: "Smelly Xu Jia,
You think this girl is nothing, if you don't say anything, I will leave."
She twisted her small waist and stood up to leave.
"Don't!"
Xu Jia grabbed Song Xiaoshu's little hand, which was soft and delicate. A warm current flowed into his heart, like holding a piece of warm jade, and he couldn't put it down.
Song Xiaoshu was as weak as if she had been electrocuted, and her breathing was rapid: "What do you want to do? Don't think I'm easy to bully, I scream very loudly."
Xu Jia reluctantly let go of Song Xiaoshu's little hand: "Xiao Shu, you have to do me a favor."
"Why are you so nervous when you're doing a favor? You're so careless, it almost scared me."
Song Xiaoshu stuck out her bright red tongue: "I am the most willing to help others. Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Xu Jia found an excuse to pretend to be pitiful: "You also know that I am an orphan. I grew up in an orphanage. But last night, I suddenly dreamed of my mother. She asked me to fulfill my wish. If I don't do it, she will kill me.
take away."
Song Xiaoshu was so frightened that she screamed loudly: "Is there such a thing? It sounds a bit scary, so you should hurry up and fulfill your wish. The incense in Puzhao Temple is strong, and you can go there to perform a ritual."
Xu Jia scratched his head in embarrassment: "But, my mother told me in a dream to go to the nunnery to fulfill my wish."
"But you also know that nuns like to meditate and are generally unwilling to accept rituals. I have no connections. Xiao Shu, you have many connections, can you help me?"
Xu Jia was also forced.
Zhu Bajie had three major quirks: first, he loved to eat, second, he was lustful, and third, he was lazy. He always avoided the monk's temple, and it was the young nuns at the nunnery who were attracted to him.
"Hehe, you really found the right person."
Song Xiaoshu raised her chest in excitement: "The father of our teaching director, Mr. Yang, is the leader of the Religious Administration Bureau. I will help you contact him tomorrow morning."
Xu Jia finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Xiao Shu, on behalf of my mother, I thank you."
Song Xiaoshu raised her red lips and asked, "How can your mother thank me?"
Xu Jia smiled slyly: "I want you to be my mother's daughter-in-law."
"Smelly Xu Jia, you think of beauty, go to hell."
Song Xiaoshu blushed with shame, picked up a pillow and threw it at Xu Jia, but she felt a little happy in her heart. (To be continued)