Di Feiyan held the flowers and gave Xu Jia a flirtatious look: "Foolish master, what kind of flower shop do you open? Didn't you ask me to buy the roses?"
Xu Jia scratched his head in confusion: "Really? Is it really the rose I asked you to buy? Why don't I remember?"
Di Feiyan was anxious. She quickly put down the flowers, twisted her butt and ran to Xu Jia. She pouted her pink mouth and said crisply: "Master rogue, stop pretending to me. It's obviously you who asked me to buy 10,000 yuan."
Zero and one rose.”
Xu Jia smiled: "Why should I ask you to buy 10,01 roses? I am sick."
"You are just sick. You don't even dare to admit that you want me to buy roses. You are such a coward."
Di Feiyan stomped her little feet angrily.
Xu Jia was helpless: "Okay, then tell me, why should I let you get 10,01 roses? This is too much."
Di Feiyan said: "Ten thousand and one roses means picking one out of ten thousand."
Xu Jia was even more confused: "One in ten thousand? Who to choose?"
Di Feiyan lowered her head coyly and said very gently: "Of course you pick me."
Xu Jia laughed loudly: "That's right, you are a bad disciple, but you are my best disciple."
"No! No! No!"
Upon hearing this, Di Feiyan no longer cared about being shy. She looked up at her charming face and said shyly but firmly: "I am not your one-in-a-million apprentice, but your one-in-a-million girlfriend."
Xu Jia was frightened when he heard this: "Don't make trouble, you villain. How could you make fun of the master like this?"
"Who are you kidding?"
Seeing that Xu Jia refused to admit it, Di Feiyan glanced at Xu Jia anxiously, her charming eyes were like silk, filled with a drop of crystal water, and said pitifully: "You said it yourself, and you don't want to admit it, so you said to me
It's your girlfriend. She said it would be better if there were 10,100 roses. I ordered people to go to florists all over the city and bought all 10,01 roses, but you didn't admit it.
, you rogue master, I hate you."
Xu Jia patted his head and suddenly remembered that he had indeed said these words.
He was afraid that fighting with Master Sai Jiu would affect Di Feiyan, and wanted Di Feiyan to leave. However, Di Feiyan stubbornly refused to leave, so he lied one after another to make Di Feiyan happy.
A farce with ten thousand and one roses.
But now, this farce seems to have gotten bigger...
Xu Jia looked at Di Feiyan and found that her hairstyle and face had been carefully modified.
Her hair is black and shiny, tied up in a high bun, her eyebrows are curved, and her eyelashes are blinking. They are carefully trimmed and look very fresh and sultry. A light layer of foundation is applied to her charming and delicate face to make her even more charming, especially that one.
The little mouth that pouted out of pity trembled slightly, making people think about it and wish they could kiss her.
Xu Jia also discovered that this girl actually put on a bright red dress to match the red roses.
The exquisite dress was tailored to fit her body, tightening Di Feiyan's breasts. Her already straight breasts were like two big mountains, and her desire was insatiable. From her slender waist to her swollen hips, her body was outlined into an extremely alluring figure.
Come in arc.
The hem of the skirt reaches to the knees, revealing a pair of pink and white calves. If you poke them gently with your hands, they are 100% elastic and you can't wait to kiss them.
Xu Jia patted his head hard.
"It's over, now it's self-defeating and getting into trouble. Why is this villain so stubborn? I'm just lying to you, why don't you understand?"
Xu Jia said in embarrassment: "Xiaoyan, hehe, that master was just joking."
"Are you joking? Master, you lied to me, why are you so bad..."
Di Feiyan looked at Xu Jia in confusion. The red flowers fell to the ground with a clatter, and the petals were scattered all over the ground. Her beautiful eyes flashed, and crystal raindrops flowed down from the corners of her eyes. Her chest trembled, and she squatted in front of Xu Jia, choking uncontrollably.
Xu Jia has a quick mind and sharp tongue. He has practiced cultivation for three thousand years and has extremely strong concentration. He can be said to have a Mount Tai collapse before his eyes without changing his appearance. He has a firm will and an indestructible mind.
However, I am only afraid of women crying.
A woman's tears are the scissors in his heart. When she cries, she cuts his heart.
In particular, Di Feiyan was so smart and cute, and was his favorite evil disciple. When he cried because of Di Feiyan, it was like Brother Monkey being recited a tightening curse by Tang Monk, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.
"Woo, bad master, you are teasing me, you have played with me, and you don't want me anymore..."
Di Feiyan squatted there, hugging her knees, burying her teary little face into them, and kept choking.
Xu Jia was too anxious to do anything. He had an idea and squatted in front of Di Feiyan, covering his face and crying loudly.
This trick of his is really effective.
Listening to Xu Jia crying loudly, Di Feiyan was really dumbfounded and couldn't care less about crying anymore. She blinked her tearful eyes and looked at Xu Jia who was crying curiously. She didn't understand why: "Hey, I said, I feel wronged."
It's me, why are you crying? Stop crying, as if I've bullied you. Hey, stop crying."
Di Feiyan grabbed Xu Jia's hand and pulled it away, wanting to wipe his tears.
But unexpectedly, when he pulled the dial away, Xu Jia's friendly smiling face was revealed.
"You..." Di Feiyan punched Xu Jia hard in the chest: "You lied to me again."
Xu Jia said: "I'm not lying to you. It's thundering and it's not raining. In fact, I feel more uncomfortable than crying. It's a pity that I just can't cry."
"You're still lying to me!" Di Feiyan covered her face and started to cry again.
"Stop it."
Xu Jia was frightened and warned her "severely": "If you dare to cry again, I will cry for you too. Let's see which one of us is louder and more lethal."
"Master, you are shameless."
"Nonsense, can I be your master if you are not shameless?"
"you……"
"Stop talking nonsense. Crying won't solve the problem. Well, let's talk about it. Isn't there such a saying from a sage? Master and disciple are like father and daughter, so don't mess around."
"This is what the saint said, let's see if I don't kill him!"
Di Feiyan gritted her silver teeth angrily and stared at Xu Jia with her beautiful eyes: "This is a new era. Don't talk to me about saints. In my eyes, they are not saints, but leftovers."
Xu Jia extended his thumb: "Well said, I give you a thumbs up."
Di Feiyan's face tightened: "No need to compliment me. If you don't solve the problem, I will continue to cry."
"Don't cry, I will solve it for you now, just tell me." Xu Jia was afraid that Di Feiyan would cry, so he quickly made a promise to her.
With a hint of shyness in her beautiful eyes, Di Feiyan said: "Master, after you have played with me, do you want to give up after all?"
"Ah? Bastard, shut up."
Xu Jia was furious when he heard this: "Why am I kidding you? Don't talk nonsense. You need evidence, and you can't frame me with red lips and white teeth. Master, although I am a rogue, I am definitely not a beast. I generally don't do that."
Go get something to eat.”
Di Feiyan choked up: "You just played with me, and you just gave up on me."
Xu Jia said: "Give me the evidence. How can I use it casually when it started in chaos and finally abandoned it?"
Di Feiyan pouted: "Okay, let me ask you, on the first day you lived in my house, did I sleep on your bed and we slept together? Did you sleep with me in your arms?"
"Ah? This..."
Xu Jia remembered that he did sleep with Di Feiyan on the first night, but it was Di Feiyan who refused to leave. He was very sleepy and didn't care about so many things. He fell asleep after a while and woke up.
After that, Di Feiyan actually slept in his arms, and the softness on her chest pressed against his body, squeezing her back and forth until she was deformed. The feeling of ecstasy and bone-crushing pain is still fresh in her memory.
"Xiaoyan, please listen to my explanation, it's all a misunderstanding..."
"Don't explain!"
Di Feiyan quickly grabbed the conversation and asked, "Let me ask you, did we sleep in the same bed?"
Xu Jia had nothing to say and could only nodded.
Di Feiyan asked again in an imposing manner: "Let me ask you again, are we hugging each other? My chest is pressing on you. Don't try to cheat. I remember it clearly and will never forget it for the rest of my life."
Xu Jia could only nod in embarrassment: "But..."
"Don't tell me but!"
Di Feiyan became eloquent at this moment: "I am an innocent girl who has never been in love, never even written a love letter, and has never held hands with any boy. I actually went to bed with you and hugged you.
Now that we are together, does this count as you being a rogue to me, does this count as you failing me?"
"this……"
Xu Jia felt a headache and said a little embarrassedly: "I feel like you are playing tricks on me. The bed is mine and you insist on staying there. What can I do?"
"Master Rogue, you are so powerful, you want to drive me away, it's not just a matter of minutes, you just deliberately don't want to drive me away, right?"
"No, I want to drive you away!"
"No, no, let's not discuss whether you did it intentionally or not. What matters is the result, right? The result is that we slept together and hugged each other."
Xu Jia had nothing to say and nodded in embarrassment: "Okay, I admit this, but it was all unintentional."
"Huh, what do you mean it's unintentional? It's not like you didn't do it intentionally." Di Feiyan puffed out her chest and looked impressive.
Xu Jia was stunned: "Don't talk nonsense, when did I have any intention?"
Di Feiyan said: "In the dry well at Huaxiang Temple, did you deliberately take off my clothes and see all my body? Remember, you saw all of it, including the private parts."
Clearly, you can’t afford this, right?”
Xu Jia secretly cried out in pain and said with a guilty conscience: "I was teaching you to practice kung fu..."
"No, don't give any reason!"
Di Feiyan didn't give Xu Jia the slightest chance to explain: "Let's just talk about the result. Did you see all of me? Did you see every inch of my skin?"
Xu Jia said bravely: "That's right, I did see your body."
A knowing smile appeared in Di Feiyan's beautiful eyes: "It's over now. You sleep on the same bed with me, you hugged me, and you even saw my body. Tell me, do you want to be right?"
Am I responsible? Do you want to be my boyfriend?"
Xu Jia's mechanical answer: "Yes..."
"Haha, master, I love you!" Di Feiyan seized the opportunity and threw herself into Xu Jia's arms! (To be continued)