The siren's face turned red with anger: "You are stupid. You are the stupidest bad guy I have ever seen, bar none."
Xu Jia was amused: "Stupid little demon, what you say must be well-founded. Why do you call me stupid?"
The Siren angrily said: "You are so powerful in witchcraft, but I tricked you into putting on a coral suit, unable to perform witchcraft, and became my prisoner. Aren't you stupid?"
Xu Jia laughed loudly: "I'm not stupid, I'm embarrassed."
The siren was very strange: "What are you embarrassed about?"
Xu Jia said: "The first time we met, you gave me a coral coat. Of course I had to wear it for a while. Wouldn't I be disrespectful to you if I took it off? Well, is there a mirror? Let me see if I put on the coral coat.
Do you want to be extremely cool?"
Siren was really speechless by Xu Jia. Why is this guy's thinking so strange?
Xu Jia tilted his head, looked at a water mirror in front of him, shook his head vigorously, and said: "Don't say it, he is really handsome. I said Xiaoyao, this coral coat is worth a lot of money, you gave me such a good clothes
, does it have some ulterior motive? Say, did you fall in love with me at first sight? Hey, I really wasn’t prepared. Also, this bed feels a bit small, and I’m quite strong in that regard.
, the bed is too small and can’t be opened.”
"Stinky sea witch, what are you talking about? If you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will kill you immediately?"
The siren's pink face is shy and red, and when she is angry, she has an alluring aura.
Xu Jia snorted: "You want to kill me again. You have a tendency of domestic violence. This is not good."
"You're the one committing domestic violence, you stinking sea witch."
The huge bright red fish tail of the sea monster was raised in mid-air, with murderous intent in its mouth. It kept shaking in front of Xu Jia and threatened: "If you dare to say anything to humiliate me again, I will kill you immediately."
Xu Jia sighed: "I already told you, you can't kill me."
Siren huffed proudly: "You are still pretending? Coral clothing is a magic weapon to suppress witchcraft. When you wear coral clothing, witchcraft disappears and you are just like a mortal. Isn't it a piece of cake for me to kill you?"
Xu Jia blinked mysteriously: "So that's it, then can I just take off the coral coat?"
"Innocent!"
The siren gave Xu Jia a disdainful look: "Do you think my coral clothes are ordinary clothes? Take them off as soon as you want? Let me tell you, no one can take off this clothes except me."
Xu Jia said generously: "Then take it off for me. Anyway, we will have to change clothes when we go to sleep. Take it off for me now to show your gentle motherly side."
"You...you are shameless!"
The siren's pretty face flushed, and the bright red fish tail dangled in front of Xu Jia. The crochet hook of the fish tail almost pierced Xu Jia's eyes, and said coldly: "You angered me, I will kill you."
Xu Jia shook his head: "It seems that you are not willing to take off your clothes for me, so okay, I will take off my clothes myself."
Siren sneered: "Can you take it off?"
Xu Jia said: "Who doesn't know how to take off clothes?"
The siren pointed at Xu Jia and said coldly: "Okay, take it off and show me."
Xu Jia said: "I'm a handsome guy. What if you get excited when you watch me take off my clothes? I'm a little embarrassed."
"Shameless!"
Siren did not expect Xu Jia to be so difficult to deal with.
If I didn't want to get news about my sister, I would kill him right now and chop off his head.
Xu Jia said: "Okay, if you want to see me take off my clothes, then you can. But if I take off this coral coat, the coral coat will be useless. If such expensive clothes are broken, don't cry."
The siren was so angry at Xu Jia that she screamed loudly: "Take it off, take it off now and show me. I think you are just bragging. The coral coat can be big or small, but it is a magic weapon. Who do you think you are? You are just talking."
He's great at kung fu, but he's actually just a rookie."
Xu Jia smiled strangely, pinched the explosive talisman in his hand, and recited a nine-character mantra.
"Pro!"
Lin: start, meaning to initiate.
As soon as the word "Lin" came out, the explosive talisman took effect, and a cyclone suddenly exploded.
As soon as this cyclone came out, the cyclone surged with an extremely high frequency, making the air sizzle with vibrations. The ultra-high frequency pierced into the Kraken's brain, giving her a splitting headache.
Looking at Xu Jia again, sparks exploded all over his body, and the solid coral clothing was blown into pieces.
"No, it actually exploded."
The siren looked dumbfounded: "You...how did you do it?"
Xu Jia clasped his hands behind his back and looked at the debris on the ground: "Hey, it's a pity that a good coral coat has been broken into pieces. This is the first gift you gave me. My heart hurts...
"
"You...go to hell."
The sea monster was frightened and frightened. Hearing Xu Jia's dirty talk, he was so embarrassed that he couldn't care about anything. The bright red fish tail swept towards Xu Jia's head.
That speed is unparalleled.
"Oh, you're still playing sneak attack."
Xu Jia was well prepared and fired another scorching fire talisman, running towards the Siren's plump chest and patting it: "I took off my clothes, so you can take off one too."
The hot fire talisman hit the sea monster.
A layer of white gauze was draped behind the siren, and it had already melted before the fire talisman was attached.
The siren's chest was lost and panicked. He no longer cared about fighting with Xu Jia. He covered his plump chest, flicked his fish tail, turned around and ran away.
"Want to run? It's too late!"
Xu Jia flashed and grabbed the fish's tail.
The Kraken screams: "Let me go."
Xu Jia laughed loudly and shook it hard.
Snapped!
The siren was thrown onto the bed.
Just as she was about to struggle up, Xu Jia's figure was like lightning, riding on the Kraken's slender waist.
The siren stretched out his hand to pinch Xu Jia's neck.
Xu Jia said: "How dare you do it? You're not wearing any clothes and I saw it."
"oops!"
Only then did the Siren realize that he was gone, and he no longer dared to attack Xu Jia. He covered his chest with his soft little hands and looked at Xu Jia with shame and anger: "You are so cruel!"
Xu Jia curled his lips disdainfully: "How could I be cruel? I didn't do anything to you, I just rode on you. Not to mention, you are quite soft and comfortable to ride on."
"You're a bastard, you stinking wizard."
The Siren never dreamed that he would be ridden by a human on his waist. He has never been touched by any creature before. He never expected that he would take advantage of this stinky wizard."
The siren widened her cold eyes and stared at Xu Jia warily. She was very curious: "You wore my coral coat and lost all your witchcraft. How did it explode?"
Xu Jia blinked: "Want to know? Give me a smile."
The siren couldn't laugh, but in order to know the truth, he managed to smile in time.
Xu Jia shook his head: "You look so ugly when you smile."
The siren danced with his hands: "You are ugly, you are an ugly monster."
Xu Jia looked at Siren's plump chest, his eyes straightened, and he was gleaming with excitement.
Only then did the Siren realize that he was gone again, and he hurriedly protected his chest, feeling aggrieved and powerless.
She couldn't figure it out no matter what, the great demon she had practiced for hundreds of years had always claimed to be invincible, but she didn't expect to be defeated by a human being. She was really unwilling to do so.
"Stop looking, what are you looking at?" Siren was stared at by Xu Jia's excited eyes. She felt ashamed and angry. The feeling of shame made her heart feel hot. It felt so strange.
Xu Jia said: "Look what's wrong? Don't worry, you are a demon or a semi-human demon. I have no interest in non-human beings, although your bust is indeed good."
"shut up."
The siren was so embarrassed that she gasped rapidly and her plump breasts trembled, which was very tempting.
No, I'm going to get a nosebleed if I look at it again, and the sea monster has a fish tail underneath, so there's no place for her to vent, so I'd better not tease her.
Xu Jia dodged and jumped out of bed.
The siren was stunned and didn't understand what Xu Jia meant. He jumped up and hurriedly found some clothes to put on. The fishtail hook kept shaking and threatened Xu Jia: "You're coming down? What do you mean?
?”
Xu Jia rolled his eyes: "Why don't you come down and ride on you forever? You are not fully evolved, so there is no use riding on you."
"Stinking rogue!"
The siren was angry and ashamed. She was more angry today than she had been in hundreds of years. Her tail kept flashing in an attacking posture.
Xu Jia looked at the bright red fish tail and smiled: "I think you should save it. Think about it, you can't trap me with your coral clothes. Now that I am free, how can you be my opponent?"
Siren was shocked and understood that Xu Jia was telling the truth.
They are trapped, and you can't even control them. Now that they are free, where can they still be their opponents?
She still didn't understand how Xu Jia escaped from the coral garment and asked: "My coral garment..."
Xu Jia interrupted Siren's words: "You said how I smashed the coral coat, right? Hey, it's not difficult at all? Look, I have several talismans here, including fire talisman, explosion talisman, and invisibility talisman.
, various talismans. This is an explosion talisman. It explodes when you squeeze it. No matter what kind of coral or stone clothing you have, it can be blown to pieces. Moreover, I just controlled the scope of the explosion. Otherwise, you would have been destroyed by now.
I was blown to pieces, my face was disfigured, and I was not beautiful at all."
The sea witch looked at these strange talismans and was shocked: "You know how to refine talismans? The sea witch can't refine talismans..."
Xu Jia glared: "Who said I am a sea witch? How many times have I said that I am not a sea witch? It's just your wishful thinking that I am a sea witch. I am a little Chinese medicine doctor, a handsome and caring little Chinese medicine doctor.
"
"shameless!"
Siren muttered something in a low voice and frowned. There were still many things he couldn't figure out.
Xu Jia waved his hand: "What do you want to ask?"
The siren looked up and down at Xu Jia: "Since you are not a sea witch, how can you breathe in the sea? How can a human stay in the water for such a long time?"
Xu Jia smiled slightly, exerted a little force, breathed harder, and bubbles appeared all over his body.
The siren was shocked: "You breathe through your skin?"
Xu Jia didn't take it seriously: "What's so surprising about breathing through the skin? You are a siren. You have been practicing for hundreds of years. You shouldn't be so knowledgeable."
The siren was shocked for a long time, and then asked: "Then why can you communicate with me?"
Xu Jia said: "Didn't I say that? We have a good understanding of each other, so we can connect at the same time." (To be continued)