Xu Jia looked at old Henry who was blushing, covered his nose and smiled: "I'm sorry, I haven't cleaned my shoes for a long time, and I haven't changed the insoles for more than ten days. When I was peeing just now, there were still a few drops of urine on the uppers.
Come on, it must taste very unique, Mr. Henry, please hold on."
"vomit……"
It's okay if Xu Jia doesn't say it, and old Henry can still bear it.
But Xu Jia described the smell so wonderfully that Old Henry became more and more nauseated as he thought about it. He pinched his nose and ran out, vomiting.
Ai Xuyi looked at old Henry's back and bent over with a smile: "Hee hee, you can't stand it now? Xu Jia lied to you, but you really believe it, it's boring."
Seeing Old Henry being embarrassed, Peter was actually a little happy, but he endured it, otherwise people would see him laughing again, and said to Xu Jia seriously: "Mr. Xu, Old Henry is pretty good, don't make fun of him."
Xu Jia looked at Pete's face that was suppressing a smile and curled his lips: "Come on, aren't you also very happy? Why are you pretending to be so serious? Just laugh if you want to, it will be so uncomfortable if you hold it in."
"Ha ha!"
Peter didn't expect that Xu Jia saw it, couldn't hold it in any longer, and burst into laughter.
Xu Jia nodded: "This looks like the former bohemian gambling king, Mr. Pitt."
"I am over-flattered!"
Pete hadn't smiled in a long time.
The reason is that after he got asthma, it was difficult to breathe. How could he laugh? Would it kill him if he didn't?
However, just now he actually laughed out loud, without even feeling suffocated.
What is going on?
Peter looked at Xu Jia and then at the black pill in his hand, thinking, could this be the effect of this pill?
Old Henry finally had enough vomiting and hurried back, pointing at Xu Jia and about to get angry.
Xu Jia was the first to say: "Wipe your hair clean before you speak, it smells bad."
"you……"
Old Henry was in such a state of embarrassment that he wiped his hair clean with three strokes, stared at Xu Jia and shouted: "Boy, you dare to play tricks on me, now, get out of here immediately. Disappear, I will count to three, you must disappear immediately."
in front of me."
Xu Jia smiled: "Old Henry, do you have any brains? This is Mr. Pitt's home. I'm here to visit Mr. Pitt, not you. Even if I want to leave, it's Mr. Pitt's business, and
Do you have anything to do with it?"
"Okay, you have the guts."
Old Henry pointed at Peter angrily: "Old Peter, I won't pursue you for letting Xu Jia in, but you must drive Xu Jia out now, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude."
Xu Jia smiled at Peter: "Mr. Peter, old Henry is very rude to you."
Peter was very embarrassed and said to old Henry: "Why are you so angry? They are all my distinguished guests. We are just joking with each other. Don't worry about those trivial matters."
"Little thing?" Old Henry blew his beard angrily and stared.
Xu Jia spread his hands: "Of course it's a trivial matter. Isn't it just a kiss on the shoe? Isn't it just a few drops of urine on the shoe? Isn't it just a few spits? How big of a deal is it? Old Henry, I didn't expect you to
If you are still so stingy at your age, your life will be in vain, you are too small-minded."
fuck!
Old Henry's face turned purple with anger.
Xu Jia, this guy is really annoying. I just kissed your shoes and smelled the urine, but you still confidently insulted me, as if I was a bad person.
My heart is filled with panic.
Old Henry scolded Xu Jia angrily: "You actually scolded me in a roundabout way, do you have any respect for the elderly?"
Xu Jia chuckled: "Of course I respect the elderly. The problem is, you are not an old man, but an old gangster. Why should I respect you?"
"You are the old gangster." Old Henry poked the cane hard.
Xu Jia snorted: "Are you not an old gangster? Then why did you drive me away? This is Mr. Pitt's home, not yours. What qualifications do you have to drive me away? Taking over the host's place? Firstly, you despise me, and secondly, you don't
Respect Mr. Pitt, tell me, you are not an old gangster, who is the old gangster."
"Boy, you have the guts. I won't argue with you, but if you wait, I will definitely kick you out."
Old Henry was so angry that his mouth twisted, and he pointed at Peter and said: "Kick Xu Jia out quickly, or you will bear the consequences."
Peter was pointed by old Henry's finger and felt angry. He said seriously: "Henry, this is my home. Mr. Xu is my friend. Don't be so excessive."
"You actually said I was going too far? Peter, you have a bad temper."
Old Henry had a cold and arrogant smile, took out a transparent potion, and said: "Look, I brought you special medicine to treat asthma this time. I wanted to have a good chat with you, but with Xu
A is here, I am in a bad mood and have no intention of chatting."
"Peter, either you drive Xu Jia away or I leave. However, as long as I step out of your house, I will never come back again. You may never get this special potion for treating asthma."
When Xu Jia heard this, he understood.
The reason why old Henry is so arrogant is because he has special medicine to treat asthma.
However, now, old Henry still uses this trick, but it has the opposite effect.
Peter sat there, silent, thinking for a long time, and then said: "Henry, you and I are lifelong rivals, but in my heart, heroes cherish heroes, and they are also lifelong friends. Although you are a bit domineering, I didn't expect that you
They will threaten me with special medicine to treat asthma."
"Peter, don't say useless things."
Old Henry said angrily: "Just tell me what to do. Either I leave or you drive Xu Jia away. Choose one of the two. Don't say I threaten you. It's your choice."
He held the special medicine in his hand and kept fiddling with it, with a conceited smile on his lips, thinking that he was sure to take it.
As long as he had this bottle of potion in hand, he was not afraid of Peter's disapproval.
"Well, Henry, I didn't expect you to force me."
Peter stood up, stretched out his hand to old Henry, and made a gesture of invitation: "Since you don't want to stay here, please go back and come back to play another day."
"What, you actually drove me away and would rather keep this brat Xu Jia? Peter, are you mentally ill?"
Old Henry was completely shocked.
He didn't expect that Peter would drive him away. Wouldn't this be equivalent to not even asking for the special potion to treat asthma?
"Peter, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again..."
Old Henry rubbed his ears hard, thinking he had heard wrongly.
But Xu Jia took the lead, came over, and said loudly: "Mr. Pitt said that you should leave and leave me here to have a big meal. Did you hear it now?"
Old Henry turned pale with anger: "Peter, is that what you mean?"
Pete nodded.
"Okay, Peter, do you want to die?"
Old Henry was furious: "You have a very serious asthma disease, which is very difficult to cure. You can't breathe without my medicine. I guess your medicine is almost used up, right? What if you really drive me away?"
, there will be no potion in the future. I will give you one last chance now."
"No need."
Peter's heart went cold as he listened to old Henry threatening him constantly.
Looking at the black pills Xu Jia gave him, smelling the strange smell, and breathing smoothly gave him full confidence, and said to Henry: "You give me the potion, I am grateful to you, if you don't give it, I will
Just accept your fate, come and see the guests off."
Henry was really confused now and didn't understand why Peter suddenly became tough.
Xu Jia came up to Henry and said with a smile: "Didn't you just say that either I leave or you leave? Now that Mr. Pitt has made a decision, why don't you leave? Are you going to break your promise again? You
You are so old and have such a big beard, why do you do such unreliable things? You go, why don’t you go? You are talking nonsense when you think of yourself."
Henry was sprayed wildly by Xu Jia, and his face was almost covered with saliva.
He wiped the smear on his face vigorously: "Xu Jia, you are so crazy. You insulted me over and over again. You are so uneducated."
Xu Jia curled his lips: "It's not that I'm uneducated, it's just that your character is so bad that it makes me uncomfortable not to complain."
"I'm a scumbag? Why do you say that?" Henry was furious.
Xu Jia said: "If you were not a scumbag, would you use potion to threaten Peter? Isn't Peter your good friend? Are good friends used to threaten? You took a bottle of special potion and drank Peter like a dog.
Go and enjoy that perverted pleasure, do you think you are a scumbag?"
Being despised by Xu Jia, Henry blushed so hard that he couldn't say a word.
"Stop talking about it."
Peter walked towards Henry: "Don't be angry. Xu Jia is my distinguished guest, so don't get angry with him. Also, we are good friends, why threaten me with potions? Don't leave either, sit down,
Let’s chat together.”
Peter frowned and opened his mouth, wanting to ask something but couldn't.
Xu Jia chuckled: "You want to know why Mr. Pitt is not threatened by you, right?"
"Yes, oh, no, it's not a threat, it's an advice. Xu Jia, you brat, why are you talking? You almost led me into a ditch."
Old Henry was so angry that he almost revealed his secret, with a face full of embarrassment, and finally asked Peter: "Aren't you afraid that I will really leave and cut off your potion, even though I can't do it..."
"wrong!"
Xu Jia shouted: "With your character, you can do it, you can definitely do it. The reason why you don't leave now is actually because you are unwilling to do it."
Henry was so angry that he didn't dare to answer Xu Jia's words, and stared at Peter again, wanting to know the truth.
Peter took the black pill, waved it in front of Henry, and said, "After I smelled this little black pill, my breathing became much easier, and my throat was ventilated, just like when I wasn't sick. Not to mention how comfortable I felt."
"Black pills?"
Old Henry pointed at the black pills and frowned: "Where did you get this stuff?"
Xu Jia smiled and said: "I gave it to you. Why, you bite me."
"You gave it to me?"
Old Henry looked at the black pills and laughed sarcastically: "Pete, how can you even believe a liar like Xu Jia? Listen to me and throw away the pills. This stuff must be poisonous." (To be continued)