Xu Jia went to the bookstore and bought two books, "Hua Tuo Acupuncture Sutra" and "Five Animal Plays". He also prepared many other necessities, put them into the Qiankun bag, and flew back to Xianggu Temple in a hurry.
In the past few days, Xu Jia has been hiding in the back mountain to practice.
After all, Hua Tuo, Yu Ji and others are all masters of hell, and they will fight if they disagree.
Although we are prepared, if a fight breaks out, it will depend on our true ability.
Especially Bai Qi, this person is the God of Killing, with a deep ferocious aura, and he has fallen into the realm of animals, with a cruel heart. If you meet him, you will probably fight him.
As long as he fights with Bai Qi, it will be a life and death fight. There are many powerful enemies. Once he has to adjust his state to the best.
On the night of the tenth day, Xu Jia prepared all the equipment and adjusted his condition to the best.
Standing at the entrance of the ancient well, waiting quietly for Bai Wuchang.
Huhu...
A strong dark wind burst out from the ancient well, and a white shadow stood in front of Xu Jia.
It is Bai Wuchang.
Xu Jia rolled his eyes: "I waited for you for so long, I thought you wouldn't come."
Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "I will definitely do what I promised to the immortal."
Xu Jia asked: "Have you brought what I want?"
Bai Wuchang took out a small bag and handed it to Xu Jia: "There are quite a few of them. The ghosts of Yu Ji and the ghosts of Bai Qifa's wife were sealed by me with the Yin Locking Talisman. You can come out when you open them. I originally thought I could get their
It is difficult to be a ghost, and Po Meng may not give me face. Unexpectedly, as soon as I asked Po Meng, Po Meng agreed happily. Haha, it seems that I have a lot of face."
"What a big fart!"
Xu Jia looked at Bai Wuchang with disdain: "Mother Meng only cares about my face, okay? What does it have to do with you? Stop putting gold on your face."
"Forehead……"
Bai Wuchang showed off his lies, his old face turned red, and he scratched his head: "Shangxian, I really didn't expect that a person as ruthless as Po Meng would actually give you face like this. The relationship between you is very good, why is this friendship boat
So solid."
"Don't say it, don't say it." Xu Jia chuckled but didn't answer.
I thought to myself: I saved Meng Po’s husband Fan Xiliang and helped them reunite with their old dreams. For this reason, Meng Po will also be grateful to me.
Therefore, this friendship is not simple and strong, it is simply impregnable.
Xu Jia asked Bai Wuchang: "Is Po Meng looking very good recently?"
Bai Wuchang said: "Not only does she look good, but her temper has also changed a lot. In the past, Po Meng had an embarrassing face every day and no one dared to approach her. Now, Po Meng is dressed up every day and becomes beautiful.
Wow, tsk tsk...I never realized before that Po Meng is actually a great beauty."
Xu Jia nodded.
Women, indeed, need the nourishment of love.
Po Meng and Fan Xiliang reunited with their old dreams and had hope for life, so they were naturally happy.
Bai Wuchang took out another kettle.
Xu Jia asked: "What is this?"
Bai Wuchang said: "This is Meng Po soup."
Xu Jia said: "Why do you say that? A pot came? Didn't I say a bowl is enough?"
Bai Wuchang said with some envy: "Meng Po heard that you wanted Meng Po soup, so she enthusiastically gave you a pot of Meng Po soup. The Meng Po soup is so heavy that it makes my arms hurt from exhaustion."
Xu Jia put Meng Po Soup and the Yin Locking Talisman bag into the Qiankun bag.
Finally, he asked the main topic: "Where is Zhong Kui? Have you agreed to go to the mortal world?"
Bai Wuchang sighed: "Exalted Immortal, Master Zhong Kui is being watched to death by the superiors, so he doesn't dare to show up. However, Master Zhong Kui has a treasure called the Toilet Array."
Xu Jia was stunned: "Toilet formation? What is this?"
Bai Wuchang said: "Because Judge Zhong Kui has caught too many ghosts, and his body is full of filth. At a certain time, he will enter the toilet array to use the toilet to expel the filth from the body."
Xu Jiapi smiled but said: "It turns out to be a hut, what is the use of this treasure? Does it have anything to do with the mortal world?"
"It matters a lot."
Bai Wuchang had a mysterious look on his face: "Mr. Zhong Kui is under surveillance, but he can evade surveillance in the toilet array. In other words, Judge Zhong Kui can secretly enter the mortal world while going to the toilet."
Xu Jia laughed loudly: "In other words, Zhong Kui shushed in the mortal world and then hurried back? Did he treat the mortal world as a toilet?"
"hey-hey……"
Bai Wuchang couldn't help but laugh and laughed: "There is nothing we can do about it. Judge Zhong Kui is closely watched by others and enters the mortal world privately. That is a serious crime, but he is not as free as me."
Xu Jia shook his head: "It's okay to go to the bathroom in the world, but shushing is not possible. The time is too short. Is it so easy to deal with being a Rakshasa? I think it's better to let Zhong Kui come to the big one. The big one has a stick of incense.
Time is enough to kill Rakshasa."
Bai Wuchang gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, let Master Zhong Kui take the big seat. Haha!"
Xu Jia and Bai Wuchang looked at each other and smiled particularly obscenely.
Xu Jia looked at the dim moonlight and clenched his fists: "It's time for me to set off."
Bai Wuchang suddenly became very sad: "Shangxian, what will I do to you in the future? I will never see you again..."
boom!
Xu Jia kicked Bai Wuchang away: "What are you talking about? When has this great immortal ever lost? Hua Tuo, Bai Qi and the others, this great immortal can deal with them casually, do you know?"
"But……"
Bai Wuchang's eyes were full of mist, and he frowned: "Shangxian, I'm really worried about you. Each of the six passes of reincarnation is extraordinary. If there is only one pass, I believe you will be able to get through it. However, the six passes
In front of us, after passing one level, there is still another level. This wheel battle is not that easy. In my opinion, it is better to take a long-term approach."
"It's a long-term plan."
Xu Jia looked at the Blue Demon Girl in the lunar bottle and shook his head: "There is no time, we must take risks. You go back and tell Zhong Kui, don't let the chain fall. I have prepared everything and the plan is perfect. If Zhong Kui falls off the chain, I will
You are really dead, do you understand?"
Bai Wuchang said: "Don't worry, I will definitely tell Lord Zhong Kui."
Xu Jia nodded: "I can rest assured that you will do the work."
Bai Wuchang took out a small box and handed it to Xu Jia: "This small box is the clone of the toilet array. When you need Judge Zhong Kui to appear, just open the box and Master Zhong Kui will appear in front of you in thirty seconds. Remember.
, can only be opened once, otherwise it will be invalid."
"Great." Xu Jia put away the box.
"Exalted Immortal, take care."
Bai Wuchang bowed to Xu Jia, and the black mist filled the air and disappeared into the ancient well.
Xu Jia opened the lunar bottle, and Lan Enchantress and Lan Xiuhe floated out of it.
Now, Blue Demon Fairy's face is pale, her body is weak, and her life is hanging by a thread.
This shows that Blue Demon Queen's Heavenly Soul is being refined, and is almost successful.
Time waits for no one.
Blue Demon Girl Nuonuo said: "Xu Jia, don't go, it's too dangerous."
"I'm prepared, don't worry."
Xu Jia's eyes were full of determination: "I am a person who refuses to admit defeat. I am not even afraid of the Jade Emperor. How can I be afraid of evil spirits in hell?"
Lan Xiuhe pouted: "Have you ever seen the Jade Emperor? Who believes it? He is a superior being, are you not afraid of him?"
Xu Jia snorted: "I'm afraid of him. I'm a puppy."
"I don't believe it." Lan Xiuhe pouted her lips, looking very irritated.
"I believe!"
Blue Fairy nodded heavily: "I know you are brave. You are the bravest and most handsome man I have ever seen."
"Hehe..." Xu Jia was speechless at the praise and smiled stupidly.
Lan Xiuhe shaved her face: "Stop being so disgusting, okay? Confess your love? Bad uncle, should I call you brother-in-law?"
"Damn girl."
Xu Jia and Lan Yaoji both gave Lan Xiuhe a brain-destroying blow.
"It hurts!"
Lan Xiuhe shook her fish tail vigorously: "Okay, sister, once you have a sweetheart, you won't love your sister anymore. I'm angry, very angry, and I want to cry."
Xu Jia waved his hand: "If you want to cry, just cry by yourself, Enchantress and I are leaving."
Lan Xiuhe was pretending to cry, and hurriedly braked the brakes, asking: "You don't want me anymore?"
Xu Jia smiled: "It's not that I don't want you. I'm going to break through the barrier. It's too dangerous for you to follow me. It's better to stay here and wait for me to come back."
"no!"
Lan Xiuhe flicked his tail and ran up to Xu Jia's shoulder: "I'm going too, you can't leave me. We are all a family. If we die, we will die together."
"If you don't obey me, I'll catch you." Xu Jia went to catch Lan Xiuhe.
Lan Xiuhe flicked her tail and got in along Xu Jia's clothes, all the way to Xu Jia's thighs.
Xu Jia wanted to arrest Lan Xiuhe, but Xu Jia's body trembled and he immediately did not dare to move.
The expressions on his face included surprise, fear, and a hint of enjoyment.
Lan Yaoji was puzzled: "Xu Jia, why don't you move?"
"This, my body is numb."
Xu Jia was so moved that he lowered his head and stared at his lap with an extremely embarrassed expression.
Because, the little penis below was bitten by Lan Xiuhe.
This feels so amazing and so embarrassing.
But he didn't dare to move, fearing that Lan Xiuhe would bite off his penis if he didn't have enough strength.
"What a mess."
Xu Jia was helpless, shook his head and said, "Okay, Xiuhe, I'll take you with me."
"That's great."
Lan Xiuhe suddenly got out of Xu Jia's pants, jumping up and down with joy.
Xu Jia finally breathed a sigh of relief, his face was burning and his expression was extremely unnatural.
Lan Xiuhe asked crisply: "Bad uncle, what's wrong with you? You look at me so strangely."
Xu Jia grabbed Lan Xiuhe and hid aside, and hummed in embarrassment: "You are such a mess, girl. Can you bite me in that place?"
Lan Xiuhe pouted: "I can't bite? Does that mean, sister can bite?"
Xu Jia was speechless: "Your sister can't bite either."
Lan Xiuhe pouted innocently: "What are you afraid of? It can't be bitten."
Is it a matter of whether it is bitten or not?
Xu Jia didn't know what to say at all: "You can't do this anymore anyway."
Lan Xiuhe deliberately angered him: "What should I do if I get addicted to biting?"
It’s over!
This little girl is so angry.
Xu Jia said: "Xiuhe, although you still have the body of a fish, you are 00 years old and you are no longer a little girl. You should understand that this place is not for casual use. I dote on you, but you can't mess around."
"You also know that I am no longer a little girl."
Lan Xiuhe suddenly jumped to Xu Jia's ear and said Nunuo: "I know everything, I don't need you to teach me. Besides, I'm determined on that place, and I will bite it often in the future."
After saying that, he flicked the fish's tail and bounced away quickly.
Xu Jia was stunned.
Will I bite you more often in the future? What does this girl mean by teasing me? Hey, she is much more avant-garde than her sister. (To be continued)