Xu Jia looked at Hua Tuo and was so excited that he almost rolled his eyes, and asked hypocritically: "Uncle, what's wrong with you? Are you suffering from epilepsy?"
Hua Tuo waved his hands vigorously: "No, I don't have epilepsy. I just didn't expect Hua Tuo to be so great. Well, yes, "Hua Tuo's Acupuncture Classic" is definitely a good book."
Xu Jia pretended to be shocked: "Why, uncle also knows the book "Hua Tuo Acupuncture Classic"?"
"of course I know."
Hua Tuo nodded with satisfaction, thinking that I wrote this book, of course I knew it, and couldn't help but ask Xu Jia: "Tell me, what else is great about Hua Tuo?"
This old guy is addicted to my praises, so whatever, I will make it happen for you once.
I would be sorry for my mouth if I didn't praise you so much.
In order to lead Hua Tuo into the trap step by step, Xu Jia made exaggerated gestures and passionately explained: "Hua Tuo also invented the Five Animals Opera. Although it is simple, it is the earliest aerobics and led the craze of square dancing among Chinese aunts.
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Hua Tuo laughed happily.
I can’t believe that I pioneered square dancing more than 2,000 years ago, and I am also the originator of square dancing.
Xu Jia continued to praise Hua Tuo: "The most powerful thing is that Hua Tuo invented the world's first anesthetic - Ma Fei San. This medicine is very powerful and has benefited so many people. His contribution to all mankind can be called
The strongest, unprecedented, and unprecedented."
Hua Tuo was so happy that he jumped three feet high. He was happy for a while, but he pretended to be modest: "Well said, well said. However, there are many medical people who are as famous as Hua Tuo. You admire Hua Tuo so much, don't you?
Too extreme? For example, Dong Feng, Zhang Zhongjing and others..."
"Uncle, what are you talking about?"
Xu Zhuge made a face and deliberately scolded Hua Tuo: "What I said is the truth, not exaggerated at all. How can other medical doctors compare with Hua Tuo? Although Dong Feng, Zhang Zhongjing and Hua Tuo are also called the Three Miracle Doctors of Jian'an. However,
In my opinion, Hua Tuo's achievements are several times higher than those of Dong Feng and Zhang Zhongjing, and they simply cannot stand alongside Hua Tuo."
This remark made Hua Tuo smile brightly: "Well said, well said. That's right. Dong Feng and Zhang Zhongjing, these two boys, are no match for Hua Tuo."
In his previous life, Hua Tuo, Dong Feng and Zhang Zhongjing were the medical masters of the same era. Hua Tuo also wanted to compare with these two people. However, they were evenly matched and no one could surpass the other. This made Hua Tuo a little regretful.
But now, after being boasted by Xu Jia, Hua Tuo was so happy that he was floating in the sky. He was so happy that he leaned forward and back.
Xu Jia continued to fan the flames of Hua Tuo: "Moreover, I also think that Hua Tuo not only surpasses Dong Feng and Zhang Zhongjing, but even Li Shizhen and Bian Que are not as prestigious as Hua Tuo. Hua Tuo is well-deserved as the first person in Chinese medicine."
"Haha, I love hearing this. How can these two old guys Li Shizhen and Bian Que compare with me? Hehe..."
Hua Tuo danced happily and almost fainted with excitement.
Bian Que and Li Shizhen also practiced in the human realm.
Every day when they had nothing to do, Hua Tuo, Bian Que, and Li Shizhen would discuss medical skills together. The three old guys argued for a long time until their faces turned red, and no one could convince anyone.
"Hey, if Bian Que and Li Shizhen heard what this guy said, would they faint from anger? I never thought that after two thousand years of my death, I, Hua Tuo, would still have such loyal fans."
Hua Tuo looked up to the sky excitedly, intoxicated with admiration.
Seeing Hua Tuo's state, Xu Jia felt that he would not be able to recover for a while. He rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and tried to escape through the exit while Hua Tuo was distracted.
Unexpectedly, when Hua Tuo was about to escape from the exit, he stretched out his hand.
His arm surged more than ten meters, and he grabbed Xu Jia's arm and pulled him back.
Depend on!
What a failure.
Hua Tuo said: "Boy, where are you going?"
Xu Jia said helplessly: "I've been making uncle happy for a long time. I'm thirsty. Can't I find some water?"
"Want to drink water? Well, I have water here. You can drink it."
Hua Tuo took out a bottle of water and handed it to Xu Jia: "This water is delicious. After drinking it, you will strengthen your body and become stronger. Hey, I'm telling you secretly, after drinking this water, you can control the body at night."
Ten women but not tired."
Hua Tuo was very happy to be praised by Xu Jia and rewarded him with a bottle of potion.
"Thanks."
Xu Jia knew that this was a good medicine and thought that Hua Tuo was indeed a good ghost. The flattery would be worth it in exchange for a bottle of strong potion.
However, Xu Jia now wants to pass the test. Unfortunately, the old guy Hua Tuo is happy, but he is very vigilant and is not easy to fool.
Looks like I'm going to use a trick.
Hua Tuo watched Xu Jia finish drinking the potion, his eyes rolling around, and stopped praising him. He was anxious, coughed slightly, and reminded: "Little friend, please tell me, what else is worthy of praise for Hua Tuo?"
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Xu Jia changed the topic: "Hua Tuo, I've given you all the praise that needs to be praised, but his medical skills are just that, just average."
"What?"
Hua Tuo was already excited, waiting for Xu Jia to praise him.
But who would have thought that Xu Jia began to despise Hua Tuo.
Hua Tuo was very depressed, as if he was waiting for hot water to shower on a cold day, but unexpectedly a basin of cold water poured down on him, which made his heart break.
Hua Tuo immediately turned cold and said: "You kid, didn't you just say that Hua Tuo is very powerful and that he is your idol? Why are you saying that Hua Tuo is not good now?"
Xu Jia said: "Hua Tuo is indeed my idol, but idols are not gods, and medical skills may not be as magical as the legends say."
"nonsense."
When Hua Tuo heard this, he immediately straightened his face and said seriously: "Boy, let me tell you, Hua Tuo's medical skills are superb and no one can compare with them."
Xu Jia asked deliberately: "Bian Que and Li Shizhen can't compare?"
Hua Tuo was even more stimulated and waved his arms fiercely: "How can Bian Que and Li Shizhen, two old birds, compare with me... no, how can they compare with Hua Tuo?"
Xu Jia said: "Hua Tuo can really cure any disease?"
Hua Tuo said loudly: "Of course."
Xu Jia said: "I don't believe it."
Hua Tuo's beard almost stood up in excitement: "Boy, why are you so stubborn? How can you believe it?"
Xu Jia said: "I have a strange disease, and I don't think Hua Tuo can cure it. Unfortunately, Hua Tuo is already dead. Otherwise, I could have Hua Tuo give me a look to see if he can cure it. But.
, I estimate that 90% of cases cannot be cured by Hua Tuo. Hua Tuo’s medical skills are out of date..."
"fart!"
Hearing that Xu Jia was being despised, Hua Tuo felt as if he had fallen from the sky to the ground. His heart was broken and he shouted angrily: "What kind of strange disease do you have? I'm here to diagnose and treat you."
Xu Jia hurriedly got out of the way: "Uncle, you are not Hua Tuo. Why should you treat me?"
Hua Tuo said sternly: "Hua Tuo's medical skills are much better than mine. If I can cure it well, Hua Tuo will certainly be able to cure it well. Come, let me see what your disease is."
Xu Jia looked at Hua Tuo's impatient look and snickered in his heart: "Uncle, are you really good at treating diseases?"
Hua Tuo snorted confidently: "If I don't know how to cure diseases, no one in the world will know how to cure diseases. Please tell me, what strange disease do you have?"
Xu Jia said: "My heart stops beating, why can I still live?"
"If your heart doesn't beat, can you still live? I don't believe it." Hua Tuo was surprised.
Xu Jia puffed up his chest and said, "If you don't believe me, come and try."
Hua Tuo put his hand on Xu Jia's chest and was stunned: "There is indeed no heartbeat. How strange, how strange!"
Xu Jia smiled and said, "I didn't lie to you, did I?"
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible."
Hua Tuo touched Xu Jia's chest and tested Xu Jia's veins. However, he found a little talisman dust on his fingers, but he didn't find it.
"Oh my god, my pulse doesn't even beat."
He touched Xu Jia's veins, but they didn't jump. Now Hua Tuo was about to explode. He then touched Xu Jia's carotid arteries, and the two veins he touched were also stained with some talisman ash.
Hua Tuo touched Xu Jia's carotid artery, but there was still no beating, and he was stunned.
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible. If the heart does not beat, the veins have no pulses, the blood is not smooth, and the nutrition does not reach the four bodies, how can we live? How can we live?"
Hua Tuo was a little confused and full of doubts.
But the talisman dust stained on his fingers subtly poured into his soul.
Hua Tuo Mingshen thought hard, but he didn't notice anything.
Seeing Hua Tuo lost in thought and frowning, Xu Jia shook his head, put his hands behind his back, and walked toward the exit.
"Wait a minute."
Hua Tuo immediately became alert: "Boy, come back here. You are not allowed to pass there."
Xu Jia smiled and whistled: "Uncle, you didn't drive this mountain. Why don't you let me pass? Besides, if you say you won't let me pass, I won't pass. How shameless will it be for me? I want to go from here.
go out."
Hua Tuo's expression became serious: "Boy, I said that no one is allowed to pass there. If you insist on doing so, then don't blame me for being rude."
Xu Jia smiled and waved to Hua Tuo: "Then come over and beat me."
"Humph, kid, I don't know how high the sky is and how high it is."
Hua Tuo snorted coldly and rushed towards Xu Jia.
However, I didn't expect that after I took the first step, I felt light-headed, my legs were numb, and my whole body was filled with dizziness. My eyes blurred, I couldn't stand anymore, and I sat softly on the ground.
"What on earth is going on?" Hua Tuo hurriedly woke himself up.
Xu Jia curled his lips: "Stop checking, it's too laborious. Let me tell you, you have been hit by Ma Feishan, your whole body is paralyzed, your body is weak, your limbs are sore and weak, and your soul is apathetic. You will not be able to move a step within an hour."
Hua Tuo checked his pulse with difficulty, and the symptoms were exactly as Xu Jia said.
At this time, Hua Tuo was stunned and his angry eyes locked on Xu Jia: "How dare you plot against me and say, who are you?"
Xu Jia laughed heartily and bowed to Hua Tuo: "Mr. Hua Tuo, it's our first time to meet you. I'm very honored. Now I'm going to Xu Jia to learn from you."
"What, you are Xu Jia?"
Hua Tuo stared at Xu Jia up and down, looked left and right, and shook his head regretfully: "I didn't expect that I was wrong and thought you were an ordinary person. You lied to me with your lies.
He was stunned for a while, and there was no truth in his mouth, eh."
"wrong!"
Xu Jia said sonorously and forcefully: "Although I lied to you, a few words are true."
"Which sentences?" Hua Tuo asked, trying to cheer up.
Xu Jia bowed to Hua Tuo again: "In my heart, Mr. Hua Tuo is definitely the number one Chinese medicine practitioner. He has profound medical skills, noble medical ethics, saves lives and heals the wounded, and is a role model for others. You are indeed my idol."
After hearing Xu Jia's truth, Hua Tuo's empty heart was comforted and he suddenly felt much better.
He had a lot of puzzles in his heart and asked Xu Jia: "How did I get infected with Ma Feishan? When did I get it? Why didn't I notice it at all?" (To be continued)