Xu Jia opened the door and smelled the alluring female body fragrance. Looking at Song Xiaoshu in front of him, his heart was pounding and beating.
Song Xiaoshu has a slender figure, and a bath towel wraps her towering breasts, but her breasts appear even more plump and plump, trembling with her breathing.
The hem of the bath towel barely covers the top of her thighs, and she is wearing nothing underneath. She wants to cover it up but feels ashamed, which makes her have the urge to tear open the bath towel and get a glimpse of her beauty.
Her hair was wet and stuck to her chest, looking messy and beautiful.
The running water slowly flows down the body, crossing the pink and attractive legs. The skin is moist, making it appear more delicate, delicate and incomparably beautiful.
"What do you want...what do you want to do?"
Song Xiaoshu didn't dare to move. The towel was too small and barely covered her lower body. If she moved even slightly, her lower body would be exposed.
She was restless, nervous and panicked, thinking if Xu Jia pounced on him, would he cater to him or resist? It seemed like he couldn't resist.
Xu Jia looked around: "Don't be afraid, there seems to be a pervert, let me check."
Song Xiaoshu laughed angrily: "You are a pervert, why are you checking?"
Xu Jia shook his head and frowned: "Listen, listen carefully, there is a sound down there."
Song Xiaoshu didn't say anything, turned off the faucet, listened carefully for a while, and really heard a sizzling sound, and there was a faint tremor on the ground.
If it hadn't been for Xu Jia's reminder, I really wouldn't have discovered it.
Song Xiaoshu became nervous and was not afraid of being exposed. She quickly hid next to Xu Jia and said nervously: "What is the sound? It's so scary."
"Don't panic, I'll look for you again."
Xu Jia listened for a while, then locked his eyes on an abandoned sewer outlet in the corner, with a sneer on his face: "This is right here, if someone drills holes in it again."
"What?" Song Xiaoshu was frightened and was about to scream.
Xu Jia hurriedly covered her mouth: "Don't scream, lest he discovers you. I'm here, what are you afraid of?"
"Yes, with a pervert like you here, how can any pervert take advantage?" Song Xiaoshu finally calmed down.
Xu Jia couldn't laugh or cry: I didn't even touch you, how could I become a pervert?
Xu Jia immediately called the customer service and asked who was registering downstairs.
The customer service did not answer directly, but just said: "He is a Taoist priest."
"It is indeed those Taoist priests."
A trace of gloom flashed across Xu Jia's face: "This Pu Feng is really shameless, actually doing such a dirty thing."
"Is it Pu Feng?"
Song Xiaoshu was furious: "This bastard is always pestering me and annoying me to death. He even peeked at me taking a shower. Xu Jia, he is much more rogue than you. You must punish him well."
Xu Jia was speechless: Is there such a gentle gangster as me?
Song Xiaoshu said: "Let's go down now to confront Pu Feng and call the police to arrest him."
Xu Jia shook his head: "Miss, it's so remote here, where are the police? Besides, they're not doing anything right now, so what's the use of calling the police."
Song Xiaoshu said: "Then let's forget it?"
Xu Jia had a bad smile on his face: "Forget it? How is that possible? Just let him get in. I have a way to deal with him."
As he spoke, he unbuttoned his pants.
Song Xiaoshu hurriedly covered her face: "You bastard, what are you going to do? I'm a little girl."
Xu Jia said: "Can't I pee? Get out quickly and don't peek."
"Really annoying."
Song Xiaoshu hurriedly retreated, but couldn't help but look back and take a peek.
Xu Jia didn't even look back and hummed: "Female pervert, don't peek at me peeing."
Song Xiaoshu was so shy that she ran away like a rabbit. When she came back, she had changed into pajamas and saw Xu Jia holding a small disposable bottle in his hand.
Song Xiaoshu asked: "What's in it?"
Xu Jia winked: "Urine, do you want a sip?"
"abnormal."
Song Xiaoshu pinched her nose: "I don't want to drink it."
Xu Jia curled his lips and said, "If you don't drink, someone is willing to drink."
Song Xiaoshu suddenly understood: "You want to give Pu Feng a drink?"
"Ha ha."
Xu Jia laughed loudly, burned a charm and put it into the vial: "This time, I will make him pay a little price."
Song Xiaoshu said: "What did you put there?"
Xu Jia said: "Youth Talisman."
Song Xiaoshu shook her head: "It's a nice name, but I don't know what it's used for."
Xu Jia said: "What do you like to grow during adolescence?"
Song Xiaoshu said: "Acne, I hate acne the most. It hurts and looks ugly."
Xu Jia snapped his fingers: "Congratulations, you got the answer right. If you drink the Youth Talisman, you will get acne. It's like cutting leeks, one after another."
Song Xiaoshu applauded: "This is a good thing. If he peeks at me, he must pay the price."
"Shh!"
Xu Jia hissed and pointed towards the sealed sewer outlet.
Sure enough, the drain was carefully opened without any sound.
Then, a periscope stretched up.
When he reached halfway, Xu Jia suddenly rushed forward, shattering the lens of the periscope with a burst of energy, and then poured down the bottle of urine mixed with the Youth Talisman.
Xu Jia was afraid of Pu Feng and avoided it. A wave of Tao Qi rushed in and the water flow accelerated.
Zizzi!
ah!
Pu Feng spent all his efforts and opened the drain. He was just about to check that Song Xiaoshu was taking a bath, when he thought that the lens was broken, and a stream of liquid flew down and came over.
"No, it's urine!"
Pu Feng immediately smelled the peculiar smell, realized something was wrong, and hurriedly got out of the way.
However, the pee was too fast, and it came out along the periscope and sprayed on his face.
His face was covered with urine, it was shiny, not to mention it smelled bad.
"Pfft, it smoked me to death, smoked me to death..."
Pu Feng fell from the chair, his tail bone was almost broken, and he screamed.
"Haha!" Song Xiaoshu and Xu Jia laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear.
Pu Feng was in so much pain that he didn't want to live.
A group of young Taoist priests rushed in, not knowing what was going on.
However, they found that there was yellow liquid flowing on Pu Feng's face, and there was a strange smell. Everyone hurriedly covered their noses, fearing that they would be smelled.
They didn't understand, how could the Taoist priest's face be stained with urine?
Washing your face with urine, what kind of cultivation method is this?
Pu Feng's eyes were full of urine and the pain was unbearable. He yelled: "Water, go get some water and wash my eyes. I'm going blind. I'm going blind."
The little Taoist priest fetched water and served Pu Feng to wash his face.
After washing for a long time, Pu Feng finally recovered from the soaking in urine.
However, my face felt hot and itchy, as if something was trying to come out, and it was still very painful.
He quickly took the mirror and took a look, and found that small pimples were popping up on his face at a speed visible to the naked eye, almost growing like crazy.
The small acne enlarged rapidly, becoming as big as a peanut, red, swollen and oozing pus.
"Oh my god, what the hell is going on."
Pu Feng is going crazy. He thinks he is handsome and relies on his reputation to make a living. Now he suddenly has such a scary pustule. How can he accept it?
He used Taoism after a few seconds, and a stream of Tao Qi passed over his face, repairing and smoothing it.
After a while, the pustule was removed.
But the tragedy has just begun.
On the forehead, cheeks, jaw, and nose, pustules sprouted out one after another, like cutting leeks, and they were as powerful as a rainbow.
"Holy crap, what the hell is going on."
Pu Feng hurriedly used Taoism to get rid of the pustules, but the pustules could not be removed and they grew out quickly. The growth rate was simply barbaric.
Pu Feng's face was covered with pustules and he looked extremely scary.
The little Taoist priests were frightened and didn't understand why Pu Feng suddenly became like this.
Pu Feng was in severe pain, and his face was too uncomfortable to move. He thought angrily in his heart: "Damn it, it must have been Xu Jia's doing. There must be something in the urine, otherwise how could such a strange pustule grow? He was so angry.
I also."
He is also a master of Taoism. When he is angry, he uses Tao Qi to repair pustules.
That night, he was exhausted to the point of death. There were layers of abscesses on top of each other, and his eyes were squeezed out.
Early the next morning, everyone was gathered by the archaeological liaison and had a meal in the cafeteria. At the same time, they discussed how to rescue the teammates trapped in Baimao Mountain.
Xu Jia and Song Xiaoshu held hands and happily came over to eat.
Pu Feng arrived late, brought a group of Taoist priests, and finally came out and hid in a corner.
However, Pu Feng's face was covered with a white veil, which looked very strange.
Everyone is puzzled.
Pu Feng used to think he was handsome and always flirted with the beauties in the team, but today, he actually covered his face and hid in the corner. It was really strange.
Pu Feng stared at Xu Jia and Song Xiaoshu with vicious eyes.
Xu Jiahun didn't care, and took the initiative to walk up to Pu Feng and said with a smile: "Master Pu, why are you masked today? You look weird."
"I want you to take care of it."
Pu Feng was furious and said dumbly: "If you dare to trick me, I will never let you go."
Xu Jia smiled coldly: "Don't do anything bad and don't be afraid of being cheated. Just wish yourself well."
"you……"
Pu Feng was furious, and a Tao Qi secretly surged out from his hand, attacking Xu Jia's face.
"court death!"
Xu Jia did not expect that Pu Feng would become more serious. He was punished but did not repent. He was really hopeless and did not dodge. He took out the astrolabe and blocked it lightly.
The star search disk is as smooth as a mirror, and it reflects the Tao Qi back at once, doubling the speed, and the Tao Qi hits Pu Feng's face.
Pu Feng did not expect such a move from Xu Jia, and was so frightened that he ducked away, but it was too late.
Dao Qi sprayed on Pu Feng's face.
Pu Feng screamed in pain, and the gauze on his face collapsed, revealing a face full of abscesses.
"Yeah, ghost."
"It's so scary. Is this a face? It's bloody."
"It's such a big abscess that it can be reported to the Guinness Book of Regulations."
…
Everyone was shocked and looked at Pu Feng as if he were a monster.
Pu Feng was stunned. He was so frightened that he hurriedly lifted up his clothes, covered his face, and said in a panic: "Don't be afraid...it's just acne, it's just acne."
"How can there be such terrible acne?"
Everyone hid far away and had already lost their appetite.
Moreover, everything was fine yesterday, but today we suddenly became like this.
Song Xiaoshu was also startled by Pu Feng's appearance. She hid behind Xu Jia and whispered: "You can't fix this bastard easily."
Xu Jia hummed: "If you dare to peek at my woman, it's already pretty good if you don't kill her."
After Song Xiaoshu heard Xu Jia's domineering words, she felt very touched. (To be continued)