Xu Jia chuckled: "Ten million is really too little, but since you are a fellow-minded person, I will reluctantly agree."
Pu Feng is so angry.
I gave you 10 million in medical fees, but you still think it’s too little? Just pretend, this is all my assets.
Pu Feng curled his lips and told Xu Jia the conditions: "However, you have to cure my disease before I can give you money. What if I give you money first and you fail to cure my disease and don't refund me the money?"
?”
"It is difficult to achieve great results by looking forward and backward. I can't cure this disease. You can go to whoever you like."
Xu Jia said a disdainful word and took Song Xiaoshu away without saying a word.
"you……"
Pu Feng also wanted to take advantage of Xu Jia, thinking that as long as Xu Jia cured the abscess on his face, he would find a way to get rid of Xu Jia. Anyway, the ten million would never be given to Xu Jia.
But unexpectedly, Xu Jia would not accept this trick at all.
This guy is really difficult to deal with.
Seeing Xu Jia rushing out without caring about the money, Pu Feng felt guilty and hurriedly chased after Xu Jia with a smile on his face: "Mr. Xu, why are you so angry? I was just making fun of you.
It’s a joke, but you took it seriously.”
Xu Jiapi smiled but said: "I am too small-minded to make jokes. In the future, I will not make jokes like this that are not funny at all."
"Okay, don't open it, I won't open it..."
Being hurt by Xu Jia again, Pu Feng was so angry that another abscess broke out on his face. His face was covered with pus. The pain was so painful that he almost shed tears. He didn't dare to say anything. He endured the pain and turned to Xu Jia.
Ten million.
Ding dong!
Mobile phone reminder for payment.
Xu Jia looked at his phone and laughed happily: "I have received another ten million yuan, which is great! I am happy to make money."
The happier he is, the more depressed Pu Feng is. My ten million has been wasted in this way. I feel extremely regretful that I shouldn't have peeked at Song Xiaoshu taking a bath.
This time, I saw nothing, but lost 10 million.
Damn it, I must get this money back from Xu Jia.
Seeing that Xu Jia had collected the money and was only happy there without any intention of treating him, Pu Feng became anxious and shouted: "Xu Jia, you have collected the money, why don't you treat me? You
If it can’t be cured, return the money to me immediately.”
"It's just a minor illness, nothing worth mentioning."
Xu Jia pointed to the smelly mud puddle on one side and said to Pu Feng: "Jump in, take a bath, wash your face well, rub it, and the abscess will be cured."
"What?"
Pu Feng looked at the stinking ditch that exuded a stench, and went crazy with anger: "Xu Jia, do you think I'm an idiot? That's a stinky ditch, not a soup that can cure diseases? Do you think I'm stupid?
,Are you trying to trick me on purpose?"
Everyone also found it incredible.
"Can smelly ditches cure diseases? I don't believe it."
"Pu Feng was tricked by Xu Jia."
"Ten million is wasted."
…
But Xu Jia said to Pu Feng seriously: "I'm not playing tricks on you. I just want you to jump into the smelly ditch to cure your illness."
"fart."
Pu Feng spoke excitedly: "Xu Jia, you deliberately teased me. I paid you 10 million, and you asked me to jump into the ditch? Aren't you kidding me? What is the principle of treating diseases?
, I am also a famous Taoist doctor, you can’t even think of lying to me.”
Xu Jia curled his lips: "Don't you understand that stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade?"
Pu Feng frowned and gasped: "How can a stone from another mountain be used to attack jade? Please explain clearly, don't say I don't believe you, who among the friends here will believe you?"
"Okay, Pu Feng, I understand that you are stupid and have poor understanding. In this way, I will treat you as a big stupid pig now and explain it to you patiently, okay?" Xu Jia promised very gently.
"good!"
Pu Feng listened to Xu Jia's careful explanation and nodded hurriedly, but in the blink of an eye, his liver hurt with anger.
"This guy Xu Jia is really annoying. He actually called me a pig."
"If you let yourself be arrogant, sooner or later I will make you suffer."
Regardless of whether Pu Feng was angry or not, Xu Jia pointed at the smelly puddle and explained with a smile: "Pu Feng, do you know how malignant abscesses appear?"
Pu Feng asked angrily: "How did it come out?"
Xu Jia had a bad smile on his face: "It's caused by smelling the stench. That's why flies catch the stench."
When Pu Feng heard this, he was furious and shouted: "Xu Jia, what do you mean? Are you questioning my smelly body? Xu Jia, please stop teasing me."
"You're embarrassed because I've poked you in the wrong, and you don't shy away from medical treatment, do you understand?"
Xu Jia smiled and shook his head: "Actually, this is because you don't wash your face every day. Mosquitoes breed on your face, and the stench fills the sky. There will be more and more poisonous insects, so that they have built a shack on your face, ready to grow.
Stay and never leave again.”
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
Pu Fengqi's face turned pale: "It's full of nonsense, full of nonsense, how come I don't wash my face? I wash my face every day, Xu Jia, you don't have to talk nonsense anymore."
Xu Jia had a clear expression on his face: "Okay, just wash your face every day, right? Hey, some people are just stubborn and refuse to admit it when they are hurt. It's sad, it's really sad."
The more he said this, the more everyone believed it, as if Pu Feng really hadn't washed his face in decades.
"You...Xu Jia, you are cruel."
Pu Feng was looked at with contempt by everyone, and his nose was filled with anger. But now that he was seeking help from Xu Jia, he naturally did not dare to get angry. Otherwise, if Xu Jia did not treat him, his face would not be needed.
Holding back his anger, Pu Feng asked Xu Jia: "Okay, even if I don't wash my face, what does that have to do with the smelly puddle? Please explain it clearly to me."
"This is not simple yet."
Xu Jia said with a smile: "I just said that the reason why you have abscesses is because your face is so smelly and poisonous insects have made their home on your face. If you want your face to return to normal, you must get rid of the poisonous insects.
.Hehe, the best way to get rid of the poisonous insect is to find him a home that smells worse."
He pointed at the stinking ditch and winked at Pu Feng: "This stinking ditch is smelly enough. I think the poisonous insects will like it. As long as you jump in, the poisonous insects will definitely move."
After hearing this, everyone felt that it made sense and urged Pu Feng to jump down.
Pu Feng frowned: "Do you really want to jump into a puddle? Is there no other way?"
Xu Jia laughed loudly: "Yes, look, there is an open-air toilet over there. If you jump down, the effect will be better. I guarantee that the poisonous insects will move away in a few minutes."
coax!
The crowd burst into laughter.
Pu Feng rolled his eyes angrily.
Jumping into a cesspit? What the hell is this a bad idea? You might as well jump into a stinking puddle.
Pu Feng walked to the stinking puddle, looked at the stinking water, and pinched his nose and hesitated.
Everyone was urging me.
"Director Park, jump quickly."
"Yes, jump quickly, jump down, and your face will be healed."
"Want to face or life? Jump quickly."
…
"Why……"
Pu Feng sighed dejectedly. He was the head of the Silla Sect, and he was completely embarrassed by jumping into a smelly puddle in front of everyone in the hall.
However, it doesn’t work if I don’t jump.
While he was hesitating, another abscess broke out on his face, and his face was covered in blood.
"Jump!"
Pu Feng had no choice but to pinch his nose, close his eyes, and jump into the smelly puddle.
The stench was so strong that it almost killed Pu Feng.
In a place like this, only big fat pigs would come in and wallow, and as the head of the Silla Sect, I actually associate with fat pigs, which is very embarrassing.
Xu Jia looked at Pu Feng standing upright in the stinky puddle and urged with a straight face: "I said Master Park, what are you doing in the stinky puddle? Hurry up and wash your face with the stinky water."
Pu Feng was shocked: "You still need to wash your face?"
Xu Jia rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, if you don't wash your face, how will the poisonous insects know that the smelly puddle is good, and how can they move? Anyway, you jumped into the puddle, whether you like to wash it or not. I can tell you, you
If you don't wash your face and you can't cure the abscess, don't blame me. Everyone is watching. It's not that my medical skills are not good, it's that you are not worthy of me."
Come on, come on!
Pu Feng was really going crazy, and he didn't know where to vent his nameless fire.
"You're paralyzed, I admit defeat."
Pu Feng gritted his teeth, pinched his nose, angrily picked up the smelly water, and began to wash his face.
The stench of the sky hit Pu Feng's face, almost suffocating him to death.
Xu Jia stood on the shore and urged impatiently: "Wash it hard. It's not thorough enough. Rinse your eyes and nostrils with smelly water. Quick, I think you might as well take a dive to be more thorough."
Everyone looked at Pu Feng's embarrassment and couldn't help but burst into contempt and bitter smiles.
"Although Pu Feng did not admit that he was the one who peeped at Song Xiaoshu taking a bath, he looked at his embarrassed look and knew that it was him who did it."
"Even so, this guy doesn't open his eyes. Who dares to offend Xu Jia's woman? He doesn't know how powerful Xu Jia is. Even the Henry family is not Xu Jia's opponent. Pu Feng is really not worthy in front of Xu Jia.
What."
"He peeked at a woman taking a shower. He deserved to be punished for it."
…
When Pu Feng heard this, he was angry and embarrassed.
"Numbly, Xu Jia, just wait. When I get through this, I won't let you feel better. If you take my money, I'll make you repay it a hundred times. I won't let you go."
Pu Feng washed himself for about ten minutes, but the abscesses on his face were still luxuriant. He shouted at Xu Jia: "Are you kidding me again? There are more and more abscesses. You must give me an explanation."
Xu Jia looked at his watch, it was exactly 8:55, and said to Pu Feng: "You can wash it for another five minutes, I guarantee it will be effective."
"Okay, I will wash it for another five minutes. If it doesn't get better, I will never let you go."
Pu Feng washed his scalp for five minutes, but the abscesses on his face were still growing.
"Xu Jia, you are playing with me..."
Pu Feng jumped out of the stinking puddle. Just when he was about to get angry, he heard a crackling explosion sound on his face, which caused pain all over his face and even his eyebrows were blown away.
Pu Feng hurriedly covered his face and shouted.
When the explosion stopped, Pu Feng pointed at Xu Jia and shouted: "You still dare to play with me? How could my face explode? I won't let you go."
Xu Jia took out a mirror and threw it at Pu Feng: "Those who yell are really unqualified. Take a look for yourself."
Pu Feng looked at himself in the mirror and was shocked.
Although the eyebrows and eye hair were gone, and the epidermis was peeled off, the abscesses actually disappeared. (To be continued)