The loud thunder sounded like a big mouth slapped on Pu Feng's face.
However, this guy was born shameless. When everyone turned their surprised eyes to him and waited for him to explain, he said arrogantly: "This is just an accident. There are many things that happen without rain, so don't worry about it."
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"Bah, it smells shameless."
Xu Jia looked contemptuous and muttered secretly, but with a lot of smiles on his face, "Just wait and see, it's going to rain soon, let's see how you explain it."
As soon as he finished speaking, it rained heavily not long after.
What the hell is it raining? It's like a knife falling, stabbing into Pu Feng's heart one by one.
It usually works well, why didn't it work today?
Here are either experts or reporters. When it rains, everyone is dumbfounded.
Pu Feng's face turned red, and he was at a loss when faced with the questioning eyes around him.
Xu Jia looked at the other party with a playful smile, and his strange eyes seemed to be slapping Pu Feng.
"Pa bang bang..."
Master Park's face was almost as big as a monkey's ass, which made everyone laugh.
"Pu Feng, it was an accident that there was thunder but no rain just now. Now there is thunder and rain, so it shouldn't be an accident, right?"
Pu Feng: "..."
Xu Jia is really extraordinary. Before Pu Feng could react, Uncle Xu was already shouting.
If you are thick-skinned, you should let him be embarrassed, otherwise others will think that you are very capable.
"Everyone, have you seen, what does it mean to be invincible? Our Master Park is a great guy. His ability to brag and be shameless is truly unmatched by anyone in the world."
"Hahaha……"
There was a lot of lamentation and ridicule, which made Pu Feng gnash his teeth, wishing that Xu Jia would die soon.
As the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, so Xu Jia's ridicule was simply cutting off his future.
Blocking someone's way of making money is like killing your parents.
Pu Feng suddenly became murderous, completely forgetting that he was an outsider practicing Taoism.
Abstain from anxiety, abstain from anger, abstain from killing and evil, abstain from fame and gain, abstain from all worldly thoughts, and cultivate unworldly virtues. This is the heart of a Taoist.
Of course, there are exceptions like Xu Jia, a golden immortal who has been enlightened for thousands of years.
Pu Feng knew in his heart that Baimao Mountain was eerie and strange. Many people who entered it had disappeared, and many people present wanted to go into the mountain to look for them.
He was eager to save people, but there were loopholes to exploit. Pu Feng was too lazy to pay attention to Xu Jia, casually changed the subject, and looked at everyone shamelessly, "Why are you laughing? I tell you, if you want to go into the mountain to find someone, you have to rely on it."
I, Master Park, what just happened was a small mistake. As the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, how can your shoes not get wet? I am the number one Feng Shui person in Korea. If you want to go into the mountains to find someone, hurry up. One million per person.
This is an opportunity not to be missed. The mountains are blocked by heavy snow, there is no news, and we don’t know if everyone is still alive. If you hesitate any longer, I’m afraid even I won’t be able to save my life.”
"This is how to do?"
"Yes, saving people is important, but one million is too much..."
"Too much? Too much? Can human life be measured by money? You are all experts and scholars who can easily earn millions a year. A mere million can save your lives. You still think it's expensive?"
?I can understand that your lives are so lowly that they are not even worth a million?"
"this……"
After Pu Feng's persuasion, many people in the crowd were moved.
When a person dies, his eyes close, his long legs flip up, and hey, even if he has money, it's useless.
"Oh, one million, why the hell don't you just steal it? You just let your mother take your wife and sleep with other men. You won't be able to earn so much in ten years. Is your grandson crazy for being poor?
Oh, you actually want to make a fortune out of a crisis, but you are still a Taoist. Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?"
Xu Jia was deliberately causing trouble. As soon as he said his words, there were many echoes around him.
"That's right, who do you think you are? One million or one hundred people is one hundred million. It's so easy to make money, why don't you just grab it?"
"Go ahead and steal it. You have no morals and you are returning it to the master. You are simply a liar!"
"Yes, liar, liar!"
"..."
The wave almost swallowed Pu Feng, so he took out the golden compass and activated the spell. Suddenly, there was a dark wind, and after a sound of thunder, several bolts of lightning happened to strike at everyone's feet.
With a "swipe", everyone's face turned pale, and no one dared to say anything.
Xu Jia snickered, waiting for Pu Feng to show off.
"Did you see that? I am the leader of Silla Road, and I have many abilities. If you disrespect me, you are disrespecting the gods. The gods will punish you!"
People in the world are ignorant and do not know the things about gods and ghosts. They often blame the gods for unexplainable things, so they are taken advantage of by some bastards with malicious intentions.
"Master Park, I...we were just joking."
"That's right, Master Park is really awesome!"
"..."
The wind direction suddenly changed, and Xu Jia chuckled.
Although ignorant mortals cannot see anything fishy, how could Xu Jia, a golden immortal who has practiced for three thousand years, be able to deceive him with this little trick?
Pu Feng was just lucky. When he picked up the golden compass, lightning happened to flash across his face, which shocked people's hearts and gave him endless opportunities to show off.
"Oh, if this man were to be shameless, he would really be worse than a beast."
Xu Jia's scolding was a double entendre.
"Everyone, this Master Park is a liar. He cheats people with food and drinks, eats and waits for death. If you believe this kind of person, you are doomed."
Pu Feng lay down with his gun, and the people standing around him who were knocked down by the wind like grass on the wall were also shot, and they all lowered their heads, like eggplants beaten by frost.
Pu Feng was so humiliated by Xu Jia that he finally stabilized the situation and made everyone believe in his words again. How could he give up so easily now?
"Xu Jia, aren't you very capable? I'm just leaving my words here today. You can't find the missing person at all. Only this master can. Don't forget, I am the head of Silla Road and I am the orthodox one.
, and you, you are nothing, and when it comes to liars, you are the biggest liar."
His face was covered with abscesses, and he thought Xu Jia had some clever trick, but ended up making himself jump into a manure pit.
Mother, if I don’t take revenge for this, why should I be a human being?
Xu Jia knew that Pu Feng had a grudge against him, but his verbal attacks were not powerful at all and had no lethality to Xu Jia.
When it comes to being sharp-tongued and eloquent, Xu Jia and Xu Daxian want to say that they are second, but absolutely no one dares to say that they are first.
Xu Jia could have crushed this bug to death with two fingers, but he was determined to let these depressed people learn something and accumulate merit along the way. He rolled his eyes slightly and thought of a clever trick.
Xu Jia squinted at Pu Feng, who was so proud of himself that he had completely forgotten how ugly he was when he was washing his face in the cesspool.
"Pu Feng, I know you are shameless. If you wanted to be shameless, you wouldn't not wash your face every day, causing mosquitoes to breed on your face. The stench attracts so many poisonous insects to build shacks on your face and live there for a long time.
Fortunately, you kid is smart and met me. I made you jump into the stinky puddle and used the stench to cure the stench. This saved your kid."
"You fart!"
Pu Fengqi's face was red and his neck was thick. Suddenly, the energy in his body was out of control, and a stinky fart burst out.
Ga!
This...how can this be done?
Why did you fart at this time? Isn’t this a slap in the face?
"It stinks!"
"Master Park, how many soybeans did you eat? Your farts smell so bad!"
vomit……
Everyone was gagging, and Pu Feng wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
The laughter was like a knife cutting Pu Feng to the point where he was tickled by the laughter around him.
The contemptuous look in his eyes made him feel angry.
Xu Jia chuckled lightly, held his nose and backed down a few steps with a look of disgust on his face, "Pu Feng, don't say I didn't give you a chance, I know you are very unhappy now. I don't have to follow a scum like you.
You fight, you are the leader of Silla Road, and you are not even qualified to be my disciple or grandson. It would be beneath my status to compete with you."
Competition?
right!
If you want to save your face, you have to make a bet with Xu Jia!
The Golden Jade Compass has super powers and is a powerful magic weapon. With it, it is not difficult to find the missing people in Baimao Mountain.
He smiled evilly, feeling a little proud, but little did he know that he had fallen into the trap that Xu Jia had set for him long ago.
"1!"
"!"
"..."
"Xu Jia, I want to make a bet with you!"
Xu Jia silently counted three times in his heart, and this guy really issued a challenge.
It's so satisfying to successfully lead the opponent into a trap.
This guy is as pure as a pig. Why do you really want to fight this great immortal with this SB thing?
But if there are no sinful people in this world, how can we highlight the so-called justice?
The existence of silly people is to set off the greatness of some people.
Obviously, this idiot Pu Feng is Xu Jia's stepping stone.
"Bet? It's just you? I'm not laughing at you. You, a guy with no face like you, didn't I lose money by betting with me? At any rate, I can be regarded as an upright young man. With you, a guy who brags about not paying taxes,
Isn’t the price of your bet going to drop?”
Xu Jia deliberately stimulated the other party, making Pu Feng sink deeper and deeper step by step.
"Humph, I knew you didn't dare to bet! Didn't you say that I defrauded everyone of their money? Well, in order to let everyone know what I am capable of, I won't accept their money. I bet you that if I
If you use the golden and jade compass to find the missing person on Baimao Mountain first, how about you give me 100 million?"
"not good."
As soon as Pu Feng finished speaking, Xu Jia immediately gave the answer.
"You don't dare? Haha, I knew you didn't dare."
Pu Feng smiled proudly: "Well, since you are scared, I, Master Pu, am also easier to talk to. Kneel down and apologize to me, say I'm sorry, and call me Master Pu Feng a few times, and I won't argue with you."
Already."
"What a shame! You, the pewter gunhead, are challenging me?"
Xu Jia shook his head, with a wicked smile between his brows: "Well, don't say I won't give you a chance. Since you want to bet, then show some sincerity. Let me tell you, you are the leader of the Silla Sect.
If you say you’re going to gamble, then you have to gamble, and don’t be a coward.” (To be continued)