In the white snow, an injured rabbit is full of spiritual energy.
Pu Feng was hungry and had been starving for a long time. It would be great if he could catch a rabbit, raise a bonfire and roast rabbit meat.
Everyone was a little greedy when Pu Feng made such a fuss.
Xu Jia glanced at it and found that this rabbit was unusual and had some natural aura.
The creatures in the world that can have aura are immortals, and immortals are of extraordinary quality.
Jin Qiao looked at Xu Jia, curled his lips, and murmured softly, "These people are really cruel and barbaric. They won't even let go of an injured cute rabbit. They are really heartbroken."
Xu Jia glanced at the rabbit. The rabbit's leg was injured, and it looked pitiful. When his eyes were staring at the rabbit, the rabbit's eyes were also looking at him. Their eyes met unexpectedly, and they were secretly emotional.
"Help me...please...help me..."
The corners of the rabbit's lips twitched, and Xu Jia could vaguely hear the rabbit asking for help.
Let me go, why is it still a female?
Upon closer inspection, he actually looked familiar. It was a pity that such a cute little rabbit was eaten by that bastard Pu Feng.
Xu Jia thought about it secretly and immediately stopped him, "You can't eat this rabbit."
Pu Feng fell into Xu Jia's hands one after another and lost all face. Now Xu Jia asked him not to eat the rabbit, how could he listen?
Wandering around with a gold and jade compass in hand, I didn't make any money, but made myself very tired.
I was angry because I didn't wear a cotton-padded jacket, so I got slapped in the face. Now I'm tired, hungry and embarrassed.
Damn it, isn't it just a rabbit? You won't let me eat it, but I insist on eating it. Let's see what you can do to me!
Pu Feng was arrogant and did not take Xu Jia into his eyes at all. He seemed particularly uncooperative, "Who do you think you are? How dare you treat yourself like an elephant when you stick a green onion in a pig's nose? You can pretend to be a big-tailed wolf if you have nothing to do. Is this so?
Is Rabbit your wife?"
"Hahaha……"
There was a burst of ridicule around, and many people hurriedly beat the drum, "Isn't it just a rabbit? Everyone is tired and needs to replenish energy. Just eating biscuits and snow will not be able to alleviate the current predicament.
I think it’s better to kill him and replenish his nutrition so that he can have enough strength to go down the mountain later.”
"Yes, as the saying goes, it is easier to go up the mountain than to go down. I finally met a rabbit at this time. This can be regarded as God's manifestation and sent us a rabbit as a tooth sacrifice."
"Shameless!"
He puts everything on God, as if God is his father.
Jin Qiao took a sip of contempt, grabbed Xu Jia's arm, and glared at everyone in front of him.
"Don't let them take the rabbit away. The little rabbit is very pitiful."
Xu Jia looked at Jin Qiao's tender and gentle look at this moment, and smiled foolishly, "Well, don't worry, no one dares to hurt your white rabbit as long as I'm here."
After saying that, Xu Jia glanced at Jin Qiao obscenely. Jin Yatou was anxious, and the feeling of arrogance in her heart was particularly charming.
"Master...you...what are you looking at? It's necrotic. I'm talking about the injured rabbit, not the two white rabbits I have here. You just have to look back and I'll let you take a good look at it alone."
"Snapped!"
Xu Jia patted Jin Qiao's butt and grinned, "Wait, I'll save your white rabbit."
As if on purpose, Xu Jia prolonged his words and raised his voice very deliberately when speaking big characters.
"stop!"
"No! You bite me!"
Pu Feng acted meanly and got into a fight with Xu Jia. He rushed forward and grabbed the rabbit, preparing to raise a bonfire and start roasting it.
You dare not listen to what I have to say. You really owe me a lot!
Xu Jia did not expect Pu Feng, a practicing outsider, to be so murderous that he would not spare a rabbit.
If this is the case, no wonder this master.
"boom!"
A handsome man raised his leg high and kicked him, and then Pu Feng did a move with his butt facing backward, flat on the sand and falling into the wild goose style.
"Wow..."
Pu Feng quickly fell to the ground, and a large pile of snow on the treetops next to him hit him on the head. Xu Jia rushed over and hugged the rabbit, giving it a gentle caress.
Rabbit seemed to know that he was saved, and kept moving towards Pu Feng's side.
"Thanks……"
In the wind, a soft voice resounded, and only Xu Jia could understand it.
Master Xu is a white-bone golden immortal who has cultivated for three thousand years. He has an open mind and can understand many languages. He can naturally understand the rabbit's words of gratitude.
"Okay, I'll take you back to the bottom of the mountain and go back by yourself first. Be careful. I can save you once, but I may not be able to save you a second time."
Xu Jia stroked the rabbit's head gently, but the rabbit was silent.
Strange, could it be an illusion?
Xu Jia felt that this rabbit looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before, but for a while he couldn't remember it.
"Master, who are you talking to?"
Jin Qiao looked around and saw no one, only the rabbit in Xu Jia's arms.
"No, this master is practicing his voice. La... la... la..."
Xu Jia sneered and practiced bel canto with the pretending voice.
"No, Master can also sing?"
Jin Qiao smiled dryly and scratched the back of his head, feeling a little confused.
"Tch, what's there to worry about? I am omnipotent in heaven and earth. Singing is nothing. What I am best at is making music in bed."
"Music in bed?"
Jin Qiao asked. When she said this, she couldn't help but regret it. Seeing the obscene smile on Xu Jia's face, she knew something was wrong.
"Hey, listen to me imitate. The sound of taking off clothes is hiss, throwing clothes is whoosh, rushing up and putting them together is the sound of bang, I am in high spirits and singing all the way, it is bang. If they are put together, it becomes, whoosh.
Bang bang..."
Xu Jia smiled evilly, slightly raising his eyebrows while leading people down the mountain, shaking his head and beating the rhythm.
"Hiss, bang, bang...hiss, bang, bang..."
Jin Qiao's face turned red. He was really drunk following such a wretched master. Fortunately, he could think of it and his imagination was so big that he could even arrange the sexual intercourse between men and women to the tune of music.
"Master, you are so bad."
Jin Qiao's face turned red and her heart skipped a beat, and she smiled shyly. Her appearance made people's hearts flutter.
If it weren't for Jin Dalai's persecution and use, this woman would really be an incredible beauty.
Although Chang'e is beautiful, she is out of reach. Jin Qiao's appearance can be said to be in the past, and may not be any worse than Chang'e.
Xu Jia leaned close to Jin Qiao's ear and whispered softly, "I usually only treat beautiful women badly."
The eyes of the rabbit in his arms were wandering. He had been sitting quietly at first, but now he started to move.
The most beautiful woman in heaven?
Doesn’t that mean the master?
The first time she saw Xu Jia, Rabbit felt that he looked familiar, but she didn't show it just to cause unnecessary trouble.
But when she heard Xu Jia talking about this, she couldn't calm down anymore.
"Master, the most beautiful woman in the sky is..."
Jin Qiao was shy, biting the corners of her lips, and deliberately lowered her voice. She felt that Xu Jia's words were a bit ridiculous, but she couldn't help but believe it.
"Chang'e, you know, that woman is so damn beautiful that even a good man like me, who has no distractions, is attracted to her."
"Uh... is it so beautiful? More beautiful than me?"
Jin Qiao deliberately raised her head and pointed her pride at Xu Jia.
The round mountains of 6D are full of irresistible temptations. This girl is really too tempting. Women seem to have an innate attraction to men.
"Um……"
Suddenly Xu Jia took her into his arms, holding the rabbit in one hand, and holding the tsundere in Jin Qiao's heart with the other.
Maybe it was too comfortable, Xu Jia's technique was too skillful, and Jin Qiao was accidentally provoked to let out a soul-crushing sound.
"You are both good-looking, but you are more promiscuous than her and are more suitable to be thrown on the bed. She... is only a little prettier than you at most..."
"Hateful... you are so bad..."
"Hahaha, stinky girl, do you know what it means that women don't love men if they're not bad? Do you really think this is a lie? If I weren't bad, would you be so comfortable?"
Xu Jia and Jin Qiao were chatting and holding the rabbit in their arms.
Pu Feng followed behind, looking at each other angrily, unwilling to accept it, "Damn it, you are holding a girl and a rabbit in your arms. I came here in vain and got nothing, and I almost died."
Accounted for.
Xu Jia is a nemesis, and Pu Feng can only admit defeat when meeting him.
Pu Feng had a headache when he thought of the bet between them. Fortunately, Xu Jia hadn't mentioned it yet, otherwise it would have been embarrassing.
Halfway through the journey, Xu Jia suddenly stopped, looking dazed.
"Master, what's wrong?"
Xu Jia put the rabbit down and took a deep breath.
Everyone was confused and quickly asked what happened.
The mountains are blocked by heavy snow, and various situations may arise at any time, and you may die. The feeling of being surrounded by dangers is very bad, as if you will be swallowed by the boundless darkness at any time, as if you are panicking.
"nothing."
Xu Jia said calmly.
"Nothing? Master Xu, please don't lie to us. Although we are not as capable as you, we still have the right to know about dangers."
"Yes, it's too dangerous to go down the mountain. Otherwise, let's wait here for a while to avoid danger."
Xu Jia burst out laughing. It was probably that these people were so frightened that they could draw so many associations even when he stopped to urinate urgently.
"Master, I need convenience. Am I that powerful? I can cause danger even if I pee? Are you worried that I saved you after all the hard work and then flushed you away with just a pee?"
Just as he was talking, Xu Jia untied his belt and took out the dragon root, "Hiss, bang, bang...hiss, bang, bang..."
While Xu Jia was peeing, he was rocking his waist back and forth. His posture was particularly thought-provoking, just like a pile driver driving piles.
Jin Qiao turned around and felt shy. At this moment, something strange happened. The rabbit that was facing Xu Jia actually turned its back, struggled a few times and ran away.
"Hey, that rabbit..."
Pu Feng yelled, but he couldn't forget his roast rabbit.
"Let her go, it's still a life."
"But……"
When Pu Feng was about to say something, Xu Jia turned his gun towards Pu Feng, "But what? What I say is for obedience, not for questioning. If you don't accept it, I can let you try it."
Taste this master’s holy water.”
"you!"
"Don't be angry. My whole body is full of treasures. Even urine can heal my wounds. Look here..."
Xu Jia pointed with his hand, and a ginseng flower suddenly grew out of the place where he had peed. It was particularly delicate and beautiful. (To be continued)