However, this hook should belong to the vagina, so I guess it won’t kill me?
Therefore, Jiang Chaoge couldn't help but shout in his heart, "Seduce me, come and try to seduce me."
Deep down in everyone's heart, there is a desire to wander. The difference lies in whether you can suppress it. Jiang Chaoge feels that there was nothing wrong with him in the past.
He has always been cautious!
But now there was a voice instigating him crazily in his ears.
"I jumped out of the Six Paths, I transcended reincarnation, magic weapons can't hurt me, mental attacks and soul attacks are all ineffective, I can go wild!"
But at the same time, there was another voice reminding him.
"All this is just my guess. What if Loli is too weak to break my defense? After all, A Li has killed the earth god. I have A Li's forbidden body, so naturally I can kill gods! Loli
It's just that Bai Wuchang can't break my defense...it's not completely impossible."
There are many powerful beings in the underworld, Meng Po, Judge, Yama Jun, Ksitigarbha...
no!
steady!
Jiang Chaoge suddenly woke up, and then he saw a sharp hook hooked on his collarbone.
"I will lock you into the underworld and see if it hurts you!" Loli put one hand on her hips and used the other to hook her.
And then……
The hook is off!
Weared it from the shoulder, very smooth and smooth!
Jiang Chaoge breathed a sigh of relief. Judging from the current situation, magic weapons and vaginal weapons cannot hurt him: "Dare you hook me? Just give me a punch and see!"
Punch Loli.
Loli opened her mouth wide and bit his fist in one bite: "Well...just eat it!"
This familiar sense of immediacy reminded Jiang Chaoge of the scene during the battle between A Li and Liang Pingan, so he pumped his fist hard while tearing at Loli's body crazily.
"Don't... don't touch it!" Loli couldn't help it, and her face turned pink: "I know you are not a ghost anymore, otherwise, my 'soul lock' will not be able to hook you. Who are you?
?”
Are you begging for mercy? If you don’t beg for mercy, I can tear you up on the ground for a year. Do you believe it? Jiang Chaoge can really do it. After all, every piece of clothing torn off can increase the yin energy.
It's a pity that he can't kill Loli!
This loli knows Kung Fu, but he doesn't.
Jiang Chaoge let go of Loli. There was still warmth in his hands, and an inexplicable thought flashed through his mind. It seemed like a good idea to be an undead knight?
But soon, he put an end to this idea. I want to become an immortal, how can I be fascinated by a little ghost?
Desire in this world will only affect the speed of my cultivation.
At this thought, Jiang Chaoge's expression became serious: "I am the Yin God!"
"Yin Shen? The Taoist Yin God? But, how come you are... so young? And so good-looking? Aren't the Taoists who can produce the Yin God all old men with white beards?" Loli didn't believe it.
Jiang Chaoge didn't explain too much, he just snorted coldly: "You are a small and impermanent person, what do you know?"
"You scold me?"
"If you don't accept it, shall we continue to tear it apart?"
"never mind."
Loli stood up, and the white dress on her body returned to its original state again: "I, Xiaobai! Although I am just a small Yinshi, I have a mission. How can I keep tearing with you?"
The point came. Jiang Chaoge immediately followed Xiaobai's words and asked, "But there are no dead people in Wujiazhuang. What are you doing here?"
"Huh? Yes... what am I doing here? I forgot!" Xiaobai frowned: "Oh, I remembered, I came to listen to the show, no, no, I didn't come to listen to the show
...I thought about it again, ah, I really remembered this time, I came to find ghosts!"
"???" Jiang Chaoge: "What are you looking for?"
"Two ghosts came to Mr. Cui's place. They were strange. They had no memory and no aura. Then Mr. Cui asked me to go to Naihe Bridge to ask my mother-in-law. As a result, my mother-in-law took the two ghosts away with a flick of her fingers.
A ghost jumped into reincarnation and was reincarnated directly. I had no evidence, so I came to the earthly world to check."
"What do the two ghosts look like?"
"I can't remember clearly. I just remember that they were all very young. One seemed to be... a scholar? The other... by the way, the other was a head catcher!"
Scholar...captured? No memory, no Yin Qi?!
They are the souls of Jiang Erlang and Jiang Yuer!
Jiang Chaoge was shocked.
No wonder Xiao Bai kept following him and kept mumbling about something familiar. It was impossible to remember anything wrong. It turned out that he had seen Jiang Erlang and Jiang Yu'er.
what to do?
If Xiaobai is allowed to continue to follow him, he will most likely be exposed.
Jiang Chaoge's thoughts whirled and he immediately said, "Then why did you follow me here?"
"I saw suspicious characters at a Tutu Temple in Xiaoshan Village... I felt they looked... somewhat familiar, so I followed them..."
"Stupid!" Jiang Chaoge said immediately without giving Xiaobai a chance to think again: "Didn't you just say that those two ghosts have been reincarnated? How could they still be in the world? You must have remembered it wrong!"
"Ah? Did I remember it wrong?" Xiaobai opened his mouth wide: "But my memory is obviously the best in the underworld... Sister Xiaohei praised me, and she also said... By the way, what did she say?
?”
Haha, Jiang Chaoge sneered in his heart, but fortunately, this loli has a bad memory, and it seems that Yazi is not very smart.
I must make her give up the idea of continuing to follow me!
Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Bai suddenly jumped up: "Oh, people are dead, people are dead, people are finally dead outside! You wait for me here, don't move around, I will come back as soon as I go."
"..." Jiang Chaoge.
Xiaobai left in the air.
Go very fast.
Of course Jiang Chaoge would not stop it.
When you come back and see me, you've seen a ghost!
He was just about to leave, but suddenly he saw a book falling on the ground from the corner of his eye. It seemed to be... Xiaobai's evil object?
Stop it with one foot!
Don't let the seven ghosts crawling on the ground at the entrance of the courtyard find you.
Then, he squatted on the ground and quickly put it into his arms. Everything went smoothly.
As soon as Jiang Chaoge put away the booklet, the seven ghosts stood up.
"I have met a Taoist master!"
He didn't call him senior. After all, these seven ghosts were older than him... Jiang Chaoge nodded and asked, "Why don't you reincarnate?"
"The time has not come yet, we are still queuing up."
"Is the underworld fun?"
"This...well, it is unspeakably painful. We have committed murderous crimes during our lifetime, and the sins on our bodies cannot be eradicated. Therefore, we can only suffer torture in the underworld."
“How to get rid of sin?”
"You have to wait until the yin energy is gone, then drink a bowl of Meng Po soup."
"I see."
Jiang Chaoge had the urge to say: How about I help you? But after thinking about it carefully, he decided to forget it, because Xiaobai would probably come back.
Once you come back and find that all the Yin energy of these people in Wujiazhuang has been eliminated, and their memories have been wiped out...the traces will be too obvious!
"There are many masters in the underworld. I cannot be exposed for the time being. Otherwise, even if the masters in the underworld cannot kill me, why should they seal me up? Just like Tathagata Buddha dealt with Sun Wukong!"
"I don't know what the methods of Judge Yama in the underworld are yet. I still know too little about this world. It's okay to have a little wave, but the principles must be sound."
Jiang Chaoge didn't stay in the yard any longer. Why did he stand there and not move around? What was he thinking?
I, Jiang Chaoge, can come and go freely!
"They're finally gone, but I'm so suffocated."
As soon as I left, I heard the cheering and celebrating voices of the old ghosts behind me: "Quick, go and scare this actress, hey hey hey... I must scare her to tears today."
"Hahaha, what's so difficult about this? Look at me blowing up her skirt!"
"I'm going to play that big drum!"
"Dong dong dong!"
The drums sounded soon, and at the same time, a dark wind blew up in the courtyard.
Jiang Chaoge looked back.
I saw the two old ghosts squatting under the actor's skirt, blowing the wind with Yin Qi vigorously, which made the actor burst into tears, but they still sang babblingly and did not dare to stop.
At the same time, there was an old ghost who used Yin energy to blow up two big wooden sticks and beat an empty drum so loudly that it made the big man who made Hot Wheels tremble in his legs.
"Good guys! How can these old ghosts play?"
Jiang Chaoge's eyes lit up, and suddenly he felt as if he had unlocked a new ghostly skill.
…
Vertical sun.
Wu Ming was overjoyed when he heard that his ancestor appeared on the stage yesterday!
So, the actors were invited to sing a ghost play again at night.
Actor, refuse!
Wu Ming takes twenty taels of silver, the actor agrees!
"It's not easy to be an actor in this era." Jiang Chaoge sighed, but thought in his heart: I have never seen Wu Chang again, how can I know where Wu Chang will go?
The group bid farewell to Wu Ming, the owner of the village.
Rush to Huai'an County!
When he arrived at the county gate, Liang Pingan woke up!
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