We were having a good conversation, but why did we get into an argument? They are a bunch of bastards, and no one is worried.
Seeing that if he didn't care anymore, there would probably be a real PK, so Li Shimin had no choice but to say with a straight face: "Okay, shut up!"
The boss was angry. No one dared to make any more noise, but they still glared at each other.
"It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it's not shameful. If anyone dares to be rude again, I'll have him thrown out to see if he's ashamed."
"The military advisor is new and hasn't received the invitation yet. If we all toast a few more glasses tonight, it will be time to accept the invitation."
"Don't worry, Your Highness, I didn't say this." Everyone agreed. On this point, the civil and military officials easily reached a consensus.
"Come on, let's drink a lot." Li Shimin picked up the wine bowl and drank half a kilogram of wine in one gulp.
After drinking a lot of wine, King Xiao Qin's face suddenly became ferocious. After grinning for a while, he took a long breath and his face softened.
"Drink a lot."
All the civil and military officials agreed and drank it all in one gulp. Immediately, they all looked ferocious and laughed for a long time before slowly recovering.
“Good wine!”
“So beautiful!”
A group of people praised the case one after another.
Seeing the pained expressions on everyone's face, Xia Yu was a little confused: Damn it, could this wine have a high alcohol content? Then you are drinking so heavily, aren't you afraid of drinking to death?
"Commander, why don't you drink?" Li Shimin was a little surprised when Xia Yu didn't move.
Everyone also looked at him in surprise.
There were no entertainment programs in ancient times. Drinking was the most popular entertainment for people in the Tang Dynasty.
If you can drink well, you are a hero. If you can't drink, hey, you are not considered a man at all, and those contemptuous eyes will make you ashamed to death.
"Oh, drink it right away." Xia Yu had no choice but to pick up the wine bowl.
There are many situations where men cannot say that they are not good enough.
But as soon as the wine entered his mouth, Xia Yu's expression changed: Damn it, this wine is so soft and soft that it can be compared with beer or rice wine!
Yes, this Xinfeng Green Ant Wine is actually only a low-alcohol wine with about ten degrees of alcohol!
Can you believe it?
Axiba, the baby was scared to death! Xia Yu felt confident instantly, so, bang bang bang, she drank the whole bowl of wine.
Moreover, his face was not red, he was not out of breath, and there was no abnormality.
When everyone saw this, they were all shocked.
Li Shimin said cautiously: "Commander, are you okay?" It doesn't make sense. If the military counselor drank such a strong wine, why would his face remain expressionless?
When Xia Yu heard this, she almost burst into laughter.
Just kidding, he was born in Huai'an, Jiangsu Province, the hometown of liquor in China. People joke that a little sparrow in Huai'an can drink two taels, not to mention he is a strong young man?
Xia Yu's drinking capacity is enough to hold a pound of high-strength liquor.
At this time, don’t be too relaxed when drinking low-alcohol wine like Xinfeng Green Ant with a stomach that has been tested by high-alcohol liquor for a long time.
"It's okay." Xia Yu looked unsatisfied and pretended to push Fan La into the sky: "This wine - it's bland!"
Yes, it’s too dull!
Before the Ming Dynasty, China did not have the technology to distill liquor, so it was normal to not be able to brew high-alcohol liquor.
But with this kind of wine, the group of people in front of them were still grinning after drinking, with painful expressions on their faces. The fighting ability of the ancients was really scumbag!
No wonder Li Bai often wrote hundreds of poems about drinking wine, and Wu Song could kill a tiger after drinking eighteen bowls.
Just the Xinfeng Green Ant Wine in front of her, not to mention eighteen bowls, Xia Yu is confident that she can drink it until the end of the world.
Everyone was shocked when they heard Xia Yu's arrogance.
Indifferent!?
Don't be kidding me. The strength of this Xinfeng wine is quite strong, it is even worse than Sanlejing, the best liquor in the world.
To say it is dull, there is only one explanation: there are so many military advisors!
For just a moment, everyone was in awe.
"It seems that there are a lot of military advisors!" Cheng Yaojin Da Le said in dissatisfaction: "Come on, come on, let's compare notes. I respect you, old Cheng, who will do it first!"
After filling up a bowl, Cheng Yaojin drank it all in one gulp with a bang, his face became ferocious and twisted again.
"General Cheng is so happy!" Everyone cheered.
Xia Yu didn't refuse, but also filled the bowl. She finished it immediately after taking the bowl, and then calmly and calmly showed the empty bowl to everyone.
Strength is the best way to show off!
"What a man!" The crowd suddenly cheered.
The literati in particular were even more excited. In the past, when fighting for wine, they were always suppressed by the generals. Now, finally, there is someone who can carry the flag.
"Military advisor, I'm here to pay homage to you."
"Commander, let's have a bowl too."
Seeing Xia Yu's heroic spirit, all the civil and military officials started to compete and rushed to toast him.
Xia Yu also showed off the momentum of a "wine tyrant" and refused to accept anyone who came, one bowl after another, and in the blink of an eye, there were eight bowls in a row.
What's even more awesome is that Xia Yu's face is only slightly red, but she is still completely sober and smiling.
Let me go! Li Shimin and others were dumbfounded.
Cheng Yaojin had a ghostly expression on his face and murmured: "I, old Cheng, have overcome this drinking capacity. I drank ten bowls in a row without moving like a mountain. This is the possession of the Jiuxian."
Soldiers have always respected those who can drink well. Xia Yu showed his skills and his prestige suddenly skyrocketed.
"Hahaha!" Changsun Wuji looked arrogant, "Old man Cheng, you used to rely on your ability to drink to convince others, but now you know that there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world, right?"
"In the future, do you dare to try dancing in front of our civil servants?"
"Yes, yes, the military advisor won't be able to kill him if he drinks it." All the civil servants booed.
Obviously, Cheng Yaojin's rogue style in the past was deeply disgusted by many people.
"What are you doing! What are you doing!" Cheng Yaojin glared, and his gangsterism came again: "You can drink it yourself if you have the ability, don't use the military advisor to block the gun. Are you ashamed?"
"That's right. I serve as military advisor, not you." Yu Chigong, Li Daoxuan and others also shouted in support.
Seeing that the civil and military forces were about to start fighting again, Li Shimin looked unhappy: "Shut up, everyone. After drinking two ounces of horse urine, I don't know who it is."
As soon as the boss appeared, the commotion immediately ceased.
Li Shimin said angrily: "Okay, let's not fight for wine with the military advisor. Let's stick to the old rules. The literati write poems and the generals perform martial arts. The winners of each will be selected and rewarded with lottery prizes."
"Okay." Everyone suddenly became excited again and said one after another: "Your Highness, what is the lottery today?"
Li Shimin smiled and said: "Today is a good day, so the courtesy must not be taken lightly. In this way, the civil servants will reward you with a horse, and the general will reward you with a precious sword."
The civil and military officials were overjoyed and geared up one after another: The fortune is small, the face is big, who doesn't want to be one step ahead?
When Xia Yu heard this, she was also very interested. Did the ancients also know how to have fun? This is indeed much better than drinking.
How about joining in the fun yourself?
It's not that he is arrogant. When it comes to poetry, he can recite three hundred Tang poems like an ox and can beat all the literati of the Tang Dynasty with one hand.
It's just so awesome, no explanation.
"Then let's start. The civil servants will come first." Li Shimin turned his head and smiled at Xia Yu and said, "Commander, why don't you start first?"
"No rush, no rush, everyone comes first." Xia Yu declined with a smile.
The so-called general is in charge of the rear formation, why should he be anxious? If he chants first, I am afraid that others will be discouraged from writing poems anymore.
Then how can you show off?
"Okay, then I'll start." Feng Deyi, a handsome old man, stroked his beard and smiled. After thinking about it for a while, he slowly chanted.
Later, Fang Xuanling, Changsun Wuji, Xue Shou, Du Ruhui, Yu Wenshi and others also followed.
People in the Tang Dynasty loved poetry to the core, whether they were civil or military.
For a time, the atmosphere in the tent became more and more lively. Whenever someone recited a poem, everyone cheered and then became confused.
Xia Yu was drinking and eating, smiling and listening.
To be honest, although people in the Tang Dynasty loved poetry, there were really no decent poets in the early Tang Dynasty. Only Yu Shinan could barely take a look.
Therefore, in Xia Yu's opinion, these poems written by everyone can only be regarded as mediocre works.
Slowly, those who thought they had some poetic talent were all finished, and the rest did not dare to show their shame. Everyone's eyes turned to Xia Yu.
"It's my turn?" Xia Yu put down the wine bowl, feeling happy: It's time to show off!
It was very quiet in the tent. Just now, Xia Yu showed off her talent. Now she is serious about her work. She must have some good works.
Xia Yu thought for a moment and decided to come up with a ruthless song.
"Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, let's take this as the title. Title: Look at the moon and embrace the distance. The bright moon rises on the sea, and we share this moment with the world."
The opening sentence is so powerful that it shocked everyone!
"Lovers complain about the distant night, but they start to miss each other at night. They put out the candles and feel the full light of pity, and feel the dew in their clothes. They can't bear to give away gifts, but they still have a good night's sleep."
After reciting a poem, the bird was silent.
After a long time, Xu Jingzong murmured: "This poem has a powerful artistic conception, strong bones, but also sincere feelings and touching people. It is so wonderful that it can be called an eternal masterpiece!"
One word broke the silence, and everyone echoed:
"Yes, it is indeed a wonderful poem, especially the first two sentences, which will be immortalized."
"A great talent as a military strategist, I can't even hope to match him."
"This prize belongs to none other than the military strategist. Others are not convinced."
In front of Zhang Jiuling's masterpiece "Looking at the Moon and Huaiyuan", everyone fell into submission. There was nothing they could do, the difference between them was too great.
Even Li Yuanji, who had been silent until now, was convinced.
This guy looked at Xia Yu in disbelief, feeling depressed in his heart: Damn, this Guigu disciple is really that awesome, he knows everything!?
I want to slap you in the face, why is it so difficult!?