My grandfather Guo Dingtian's words made all the villagers quiet down. Everyone had a look of confusion on their faces. The village elder took a step forward and grabbed my grandfather's wrist, as if he was startled.
He said quietly: "Guo Daxian'er, this... what is this 'two-headed crow'? It seems to be an evil thing. Now our village will not suffer!"
My grandfather saw that the villagers were also a little uneasy, so he patted the village chief's hand comfortingly and advised: "Old village chief, don't be anxious, don't be anxious, I'm still here, but you are
You're right, these two crows are indeed extremely troublesome evil things, but we also have ways to cure them."
At this time, the fat Aunt Shi in the crowd trembled and clapped her hands and said to my grandfather: "Oh! There is a way! I am still worried about the pigs in my pen! Guo Daxian'er, you can always
You know everything! You know how many beards the Jade Emperor has, so tell me quickly. What can I do? Telling it will put everyone at ease!"
The Er Laizi wiped his blue nose and said in a voice like a broken gong: "Yes! Uncle Guo, you have to tell me carefully. I must avenge this blood feud for my black egg!"
My grandfather said hello several times, and then said: "Oh! Don't be anxious, don't be anxious! I know everyone's mood! But there are steps in farming and riding horses. If you are too anxious, the hot tofu will burn your mouth.
Well, let me first tell you the origin of this evil thing. You cashew nuts think you are very capable, but that thing is very magical and not just anyone can conquer it!"
The old village chief wiped the sweat from his forehead and said in horror: "Ouch! What? This is so evil! Great Fairy, you said it, you said it, we must listen carefully!"
My grandfather nodded and talked about the origin of these two crows.
He said: "Okay! Children, listen carefully! These two birds are amazing. According to legend, they are at the level of mythical beasts. The weasel Wong Tai Sin is nothing in front of them! In fact, I have never seen them before.
It was picked out from an old book. There are three legends about these two-headed crows, each of which is very evil! The first legend says that these two-headed crows are roaring heavenly dogs that descended to earth, bit Lu Dongbin's thigh, and were demoted by the Jade Emperor.
I have endured hardships in the world, but I think this is all fucking nonsense! But what the book says, I have to popularize it with everyone. If it is really the Roaring Sky Dog, then we have to admit it.
If you fail, I will beat the Roaring Sky Dog to death, and Erlang Shen will shoot us to death with his Heavenly Eye!"
"This second one is not a legend! This one has detailed records! It was recorded in the "Book of Mountains and Seas". You all know this "Book of Mountains and Seas". That time I went to the market to sell goods, and I heard that
The boy in the private school hums! But wow, most people in the world don’t know that this "Book of Mountains and Seas" actually has a lower part! This "Book of Mountains and Seas" is divided into thirty-six categories of rare treasures in the upper part and seventy-two categories of exotic beasts in the lower part.
, now people only know the upper part but not the lower part. This is all due to the violent Qin Shihuang at that time, who burned books to trap scholars! Most of the lower parts were destroyed in one fell swoop! Only a few books were left!
"
"The representative of the seventh category of supernatural beasts in the lower part of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" is the six-eared macaque, and the eighth category behind it is the spiritual immortals, and the representatives of the spiritual immortals are these two Wuthi! According to records, this
The two-headed crow is shaped like a black dog, moves like a rabbit, can fly when the wind blows, and can hide if it is still. What does this mean? Let me explain to everyone, it is wow, the two-headed crow looks like a black dog. If it is
They can run as fast as a rabbit, fly if caught by the wind, and become invisible when sleeping, so no one can find them."
At this time, Er Laizi stamped his feet angrily and cursed: "Hey! Poor my black balls! I can't catch them when they're so evil! I'm so angry!"
My grandfather saw the second-rate man interrupting his conversation, blowing his beard and glaring at him and scolding: "You little bear, you can take away any donkey you like in our donkey pen. Now we are not discussing the loss of your donkeys."
The problem is! Compared with this, the lives of all the young and old in our village are more important."
The second scoundrel's mother went up and slapped the second scoundrel and scolded him: "Son, what are you doing! You eat too much donkey shit! Quiet bird (Quiet.) Listen carefully to what you, Uncle Guo, have to say!"
The villagers quickly dissuaded the second-rate mother-in-law, saying that the child was just ignorant and that she could just talk about it.
My grandfather coughed and continued: "Okay, okay, let's continue. Look, it was hot and hot just now, but now it's still cloudy. It seems that our village has indeed been affected by something.
It's evil. I went on to say, these two crows actually have two heads. It only has one head, and its tail is raised. There is a big black snail parasitizing the end of the tail. This black snail is more
It's very evil. With a flick of its two black tails, the black snail can penetrate directly into your stomach and eat all your internal organs!"
Speaking of this, the villagers walked away from the dead donkey and took four or five steps back. They all said that the clothes at home were not confiscated, or that Mi Zi was afraid of the rain and fled away in fear.
Come on, before my grandfather told the third legend, the villagers were scared away. Although the Qing Dynasty has been destroyed, after all, feudal superstition has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Their fear is also a legacy of the imperial rule of feudal society.
The disadvantages of.
The village elder lamented for several times, then quietly used his thin old hands to dig out two pieces of loose silver from the red cloth belt at the waist of his trousers, stepped forward and stuffed them into the hands of the second-rate son of a bitch, and said comfortingly: "
Second bastard, I'm sorry, don't worry about your future life, we all won't care about it! Don't worry! And wow, Guo Daxian'er also said about this donkey, I want to give one to your family.
Well, what are you worrying about? There is also this donkey meat, Erlaizi doll, you cut it up and share it with the villagers, and there will be more in the places where others are pointing."
My grandfather immediately stopped him and said: "Oh! Old village chief, I think this donkey meat is too evil to be eaten. If the black snails lay eggs in the donkey meat, all the villagers will suffer.
This is not the same as taking poison. If you can't do it, you can't do it. If you don't be afraid of ten thousand, be afraid of the worst. Be careful and sail the ship that lasts ten thousand years."
The old village chief slapped his thigh and praised my grandfather's idea very much. He praised: "Okay, Liu Xuande has a miraculous plan for Zhuge Liang, and I have the omnipotent Guo Daxian'er! What do you think we should do with this donkey?"
My grandfather stroked his snow-white beard, sighed, and said, "Oh! Then let's give Hei Dandan a cremation. Children, close your eyes, and I will steal a fire with the Stove Lord."
On weekdays, my grandfather has excellent medical skills, knows astronomy and geography, and has done a lot of good things for the villagers. They all call him Guo Daxian'er. It can be seen that he is about to be praised as a god. His words,
Which kid dares not to listen?
The old village chief, the mistress, his mother, and I all covered our eyes. I was cautious and moved my fingers out of the way. The sky gradually darkened, and a cold wind blew by, and I saw me.
Grandpa pricked the tip of his left finger with a silver needle and dropped a drop of blood on the body of the dead donkey. He pricked the tip of his right finger again and dropped the drop of blood on the previous drop of blood. I only saw two drops of blood.
When they hit each other, a red, yellow and blue flame immediately burst out. The fire was so fierce that in an instant the dead donkey's body ignited into a raging fire. We felt the heat wave and took several steps back.
My grandfather hid his hands in his sleeves, told us to open our eyes, and ordered the second-rate son to scatter the ashes at the gate. If the two-headed crow comes again, he will be too afraid to harm his family again.
It was going to rain, and the old village chief returned home happily. I was also very happy, because it has been a drought all summer, and if it rains in time, it will not cause too much loss to the villagers, and it will prevent everyone from having to work hard again.
Traveling those few miles, risking your life to sell salt and tea products.
When I got home, it was already raining heavily outside, so I pestered my grandfather to tell him about the third legend of the two-headed crow. After my parents finished their work in the field, they came home and prepared a delicious meal, and we rounded the table.
, just as we were about to put down our chopsticks, suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. We were startled, and my grandfather said: "It's a rainy day. The folks are not at home to hide from the rain. Could something happen?"
Suddenly, a man's voice was heard outside the door, "The golden snake will not go away, but the long dragon will suffer! The green sand of the Tiger Mountain seals the bones! The Yin and Yang Bagua predicts its position! The stars in the sky determine the dragon's lair! Is this the Guo family of witch burials? I am touching gold.
School Captain Wang Dianlong! It’s cold rain outside, please give me a charcoal, can we talk in detail?”
My grandfather is actually a bit arrogant, but for some reason, after hearing what the man outside said, the chopsticks in his hand dropped to the ground in fright. I quickly supported him and asked: "Grandpa, please don't worry about it. What's going on?"
thing?"
My father, Guo Jinxuan, was also restless and looked very embarrassed. He said to me, "It's okay. The evil caused by the Thousand-year Hunting Order has passed. I went to open the door and it was someone from the Gold Touching Sect who came!"
My grandpa took my hand away and said: "My dear, grandpa is not in the way. If you want to play with your fate, take your mother on horseback and run to Fengtian to find your second grandpa Guo Kaishan. There must be no mistake!"
When I heard this, I was really startled. I wondered if some enemy had come. I immediately ran into the kitchen and took out a rolling pin. At this time, the door was opened by my father, who suddenly fell in from the outside.
A fat white man covered in blood fell to the ground. He had a spotted snake rope on his shoulders, a three-claw hook hanging on his waist, a cowhide treasure bag, and a black package wrapped in black cloth.
, it looked like a human head. When the fat man raised his head and was about to speak, I went up and gave him a real blow.
After the fat man fainted, I asked the old man for instructions on how to deal with him. My grandfather said:
"Baby, you and your father tie him up. This kid is a tomb robber!"
