Ten minutes later, "Come on~~burp~~continue!! Do it!!" Shi Ke picked up the bottle and started talking!
"..., boy... put down the soy sauce bottle for me." Master Jia finally stopped the drunken Shi Ke in the kitchen.
"Hiccup~~ It feels so deep and boring." Shi Ke said with a red face, (????ω????), raised his head and did it.
"You can drink like this with a glass of red wine...this amount of alcohol is amazing." Dean Durand shook his head, (?_?;).
"Hiss... I emptied a bottle of soy sauce in one gulp... I looked so panicked. Are you so drunk that you have no sense of taste?" Yuki shuddered and complained, (?Д?).
"One more bottle..." Shi Ke picked up the sesame oil bottle again...
Master Jia was so shocked that he rushed forward and grabbed the sesame oil bottle, "Oh my God! You are here to relieve your bowels and laxatives!"
"Stingy..." Shi Ke was so drunk that he didn't grab it back, "Isn't it just a bottle of wine?"
"Are you drunk? This is not wine!!" Master Jia shouted, (#?Д?).
"Drunk? Hahahaha...how did you know?" Shi Ke leaned back and climbed out of the open window.
"Jumped off the building!!" Yuji Mao exploded, (??Benefit?).
"Holy crap! This is the second floor! Brat, where are you going?! You're so drunk, don't run around!" Master Jia rushed to the window, looked down, breathed a sigh of relief, and yelled while lying on the window.
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"Don't give me a drink...I'll find it myself." Shi Ke, who was standing firmly downstairs, turned around and walked onto the street with a catwalk, frightened the old man on the roadside and ran away, "Hey
?Beauty. Oh! No! It’s auntie. She is indeed a little drunk, and people have misunderstood. Hahaha... It’s rare to break the habit, I want to drink to my heart’s content~~burp! Lord~I don’t~ lack~ money!”
"It's over... If Erina-chan finds out, she will punish both of us to death." Yuki stood upstairs watching from the window and couldn't help but cover her face, (?_?).
"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Chase him! His posture can really attract the police! If we take him into the police station after a meal, I, the dean, will become famous!" Dean Durand roared and ran downstairs.
"Ouch... If something else happens with this attitude, I won't even think about opening this store." Master Jia took off his apron and ran out.
"We can't inform Erina-chan, so we have to ask him for help." Yuki took out her mobile phone to make a call and followed her, "Hello?"
"Hello? What's going on? Miss Yuji? You actually used the phone number I left for you." Ishitomi's calm voice came from the phone.
"Shi Ke...he got drunk in Paris and may have to go to the police station."
"Ahem, cough, cough...what did you say?! He was drunk!!!" Shi Fu seemed to have choked on his tea and was no longer calm.
"Isn't the point of entering the police station?" Yuji tilted her head, looking confused, (??.??)?.
"That's a trivial matter! If he goes to the police station after drinking, my company in France can find someone to fish him out at any time! The point is, is he drinking? Is he high?!!"
"Hmm. It's true that I drank too much...a glass of red wine isn't too much, right? It doesn't matter. I'm already on the streets of Paris now." Yuji chased after him while complaining on the phone.
"It's over. I hope there won't be any criminals, otherwise, people may die. Ordinary people are not in danger." Shi Fu said awkwardly.
"ah?"
"A drunk Shi Ke will turn into a middle-aged boy with a strong sense of justice. When he wants to hit someone, you go up and stop him. Don't let him beat the person to death. Once he drinks, he will strike too hard or too hard.
of."
"Mr. Shi Fu,...why do I feel that you are not worried about Mr. Shi Ke at all?"
"He doesn't need to worry. What he needs to worry about is the bad guys. I'll have people from my company go there right away. Give me your address."
"knew!"
Shi Ke staggered around, "Hiccup~~wine...where can I get it?"
"Da da da da da!!" A burst of gunshots rushed into Shi Ke's ears. Shi Ke's whole body trembled like clockwork. His eyes became sharp. He looked across the road and saw the gunfire. The security guards were panicked.
Escape from the bank, (????ω????)→(◣_◢), "Robbing the bank? Justice will be enforced!"
"This idiot who is addicted to food wants me to clean up the mess again." Xiaolong floated invisibly next to Shi Ke.
"I'm not addicted to alcohol. It's you who is addicted to alcohol. Hiccup... I was infected by you." Shi Ke muttered and walked towards the bank regardless of the cars on the road.
"This is really engraved in the genes. That's true. The addiction to alcohol is indeed mine." Xiaolong rolled his eyes.
"Bump!" As soon as he reached the curb on the opposite side of the road, Shi Ke was hit by a speeding black car. He turned 720 degrees in the air and landed on his face, lying on the ground more than ten meters in front of the car, motionless.
"Ahhhhhhhh!!" passers-by screamed in shock.
"Hold your heads and squat down! No one is allowed to look!" A man in a red hood and four men in black hoods walked out of the bank carrying submachine guns and shotguns, and carrying bags of large and small banknotes.
"Get in the car!!" shouted the sixth man with a white hooded hair in the black car.
Click, click, click! The bank robbers opened the door and got in.
The man in the white hood stepped on the accelerator and the car jumped for more than ten meters, then braked suddenly and stopped.
"Why did you hit the brakes? We are robbing a bank! The police are coming! Drive quickly!" The red hooded man was so anxious!
"I didn't step on the brakes! I stepped on the accelerator all the way!!" The man in the white hood was even more anxious.
Yuji and her group, who had just run to the roadside, saw the scene, along with passers-by and several police officers who arrived, their jaws dropped.
Shi Ke was half-kneeling on the ground pushing the black car that was driving forward with one hand. The front of the car had been dented, and the wheels of the black car were grinding on the ground, sending out bursts of white smoke, but it could not move any further.
"Dare you push me?" Shi Ke raised his head, and his head appeared in the driver's field of view. Only then did White Hood and Red Hood realize that Shi Ke had pushed the car, "What?!!"
The two people were dumbfounded and hurriedly reversed the car. They braked hard again and became motionless again. Shi Ke again stalled the car with an expressionless expression.
"Let go!!" Red Hood pointed the shotgun at Shi Ke. Shi Ke's actions scared them.
"Haha... I'm riding a roller coaster." Shi Ke smiled slightly, lowered his head, grabbed the front bumper of the car with both hands and threw it, (?_?)→(^_^)→(/≧▽≦)/.
The car did a backflip on the spot and fell to the ground on all fours. The people in the car didn't need to think about it, they fell directly into the trap.
As for why... people who rob banks usually don't have time to wear seat belts.
"Holy shit?! When he wakes up, tell him that I don't want him to pay for anything broken in my shop!" Master Jia's eyes almost popped out, (○Д○;).
"Um...Sister Valeria seems to think that Shi Ke is too ordinary." Dean Durand smiled meaningfully.
"Click! Click! Click! Click!" The robber smashed the car glass with the butt of his gun and climbed out. They were white, one red and three black. It seemed that one of the black hooded men was knocked unconscious.
"How are you?" Shi Ke waved and said hello, (/≧▽≦)/.
"Kill him as quickly as possible! Then grab a car and drive away!" Red Hood pointed at Shi Ke and said.
"Boom! Boom!" The shotguns in the hands of No. 1 and No. 2 in black hoods rang out. No. 3 stood in the middle behind the two of them, like a horn.
At the same time, Shi Ke also disappeared instantly.
Waiting for the red hood to react, a black figure fell from the sky between the black hoods No. 1 and No. 2. He held down the head of No. 3 with one hand, jumped on the spot, turned around and kicked one at a time, and flew to the roadside shop at the same time.
inside.
"Double kill..." Shi Ke, who kicked the two men away, made a scissor hand gesture towards the black-hooded No. 3 in front of him, (^_^)y.
The submachine gun in No. 3's hand was about to be fired, but Shi Ke smashed the barrel with his left hand, then punched the bridge of his nose with his right hand, sending two punches flying to a lamppost in the distance.
More than ten meters of nosebleeds flew in the wind, and the bent lamppost suddenly fell to the ground.
"Three kills..." Shi Ke turned to look at the remaining white hoods and red hoods, stretched out his hand, (^_^)ψ.
"Ah!!!" Red Hood pushed White Hood towards Shi Ke and ran towards the crowd.
"Fake!!" Baituan rushed towards Shi Ke with a confused look on his face, quickly took out his pistol and shot Shi Ke in the head.
Shi Ke narrowed his eyes, dodged sideways, and hit Baitou on the chin with an uppercut from bottom to top. For a moment, Baitou raised his head and flew up to the height of more than three meters, (???_??
)?.
"Four kills..." Shi Ke caught the white hood that had fainted in mid-air to prevent him from falling to death, threw it to the policeman next to him, and walked straight towards the red hood, holding up two scissor hands along the way, Y(^
_^)Y.
"Fake! Fake!! This is not a human, it is Satan~!" The red hood kept backing up while holding the gun.
"Don't be afraid, just let me get five kills. Hiccup..." Shi Ke hiccupped.
"Who are you?!"
"Who am I? Hehehehe...hehehe...hahahaha...(covering head, Yagami laughs three times)"
"What are you going to do?!" Red Hood panicked.
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully! In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, for the sake of world peace, to implement love and true evil, a cute and charming villain!!..., Huh? No.
"This line belongs to two people. Just wait a moment. Let me think of another suitable one." Shi Ke jammed the disc with passion.
"Speak in a language I understand!!" Red Hood couldn't understand Japanese.
"Shi Ke-kun drank too much, how could he really have a chuunibyou?!" Yuji puffed up her cheeks and couldn't help laughing.
"That's it! From now on, when you see the moon, you will think of me!! So, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!" Shi Ke's brain was damaged by alcohol, so he transformed and performed in a gorgeous way.
,(?ω?).
"Don't come over!... Otherwise, I'll kill her!" Red Hood was frightened by Shi Ke's enchanting stance and orchid fingers and backed away. Suddenly he felt someone behind him. When he looked back, he saw a mother and daughter, saying nothing.
He said he grabbed the little girl and put a gun to her head.
Shi Ke was frightened by the sudden appearance of the hostage. He was so excited that he woke up from the wine. He just endured it and didn't show anything strange. He stared at the red hooded man and said, "..."
"Don't move! If you dare to move, I will shoot!"
"..." Shi Ke didn't say a word, he was panicking, "Nah! You drank too much and got into trouble! Why did you just arrest the bank robber this time?!"
"It makes you addicted to food." Xiaolong leisurely and invisible floated beside Shi Ke.
"Human life is at stake, stop joking, okay?" Shi Ke almost cursed in his heart.
"Can you handle it?" Xiaolong raised his legs in mid-air.
"I'm not afraid of being hit. At most I'll be shot once, and I can guarantee that it won't hit the vital point. The main thing is that the gun is pressed against the little girl's head, so I'm not sure."
"How about I try to get on top of you?" Xiaolong pointed at himself.
"Okay. Come on. Hurry up..." Shi Ke nodded.
"Aren't you afraid that I will steal your body? You trust me so much! I'm touched." Xiaolong wiped his tears.
"You're a dragon, okay? My body shouldn't be worth as much as your own, right?"
"Uh? You're right. I'll be at a huge loss if I take your body and throw it away."
"Okay! Stop worrying! Save people, hurry up!" Shi Ke urged in his heart.
"Okay." After Xiaolong said this, Shi Ke immediately lost consciousness.
The red hooded man lowered his head when he saw Shi Ke, and then started to stare directly at him again.
That gaze was more...deep than before.
Goosebumps appeared in the red hood involuntarily, and his hair stood on end. The feeling of being stared at by a ferocious beast swept over him from head to toe.
"Ah!!! You are not human!!" Red Hood screamed, threw away the child, raised the gun with both hands, and pulled the trigger towards Shi Ke.
Because he instinctively felt that if he shot the child, he might not even know how he would die. If he shot Shi Ke, there would still be a chance of survival.
"Bang!"
"Click!" In the blink of an eye, the owner of the pistol had been replaced by a stone guest who was standing close by.
The red hood stared blankly at his two arms that had been folded at ninety degrees and screamed.
"If you kidnap a child, you should cut off your hand. By the way, I'll give this back to you." The little dragon version of Shi Ke smiled at the red hood, and put the smoking bullet that he caught with his bare hands into the red hood's clothes.
Collar.
"Ah...hot, hot, hot~~"
"Police, stop watching the show. Come and deal with the people. Snoring~" After saying this, Shi Ke fell down and lay on the street, snoring, ZZzz.._(|3 ∠)_.
The police slowly approached, and the whole place was silent except for the red hooded man who kept screaming.
"..." Yuji ran to Shi Ke, punched Shi Ke's face, and looked carefully, (??.??)→(?＞?<)☆, "He fell asleep~~"
At eight or nine o'clock in the evening, Shi Ke was fished out of the police station. After all, he was just drunk, and it was not a crime to be drunk. Although his behavior was strange, he was fighting crime after all.
"A bowl of shrimp!~~" Shi Ke's cell phone rang, it was Xingping's call.
"Hello? What are you doing?" Shi Ke answered the phone.
"Look at the headlines on the Internet today, they are so interesting. Haha! Haha..." Xingping kept laughing on the phone, and the image of Xingping rolling on the floor with laughter already appeared in Shi Ke's mind.
"Why are you telling me this? International long distance is very expensive."
"Because it has something to do with you~!"
Shi Ke was stunned for a moment, silently put down his phone, and quickly turned on his computer to search for headlines.
Then, Shi Ke's voice came from the computer, "I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!!"
Shi Ke closed his eyes, (ˉ_ˉ), silently closed the computer, walked to the window, opened his eyes, and looked at the scenery outside the window, (?_?|||), "Ah~~ I have no shame in living~~"