Chapter two hundred and twenty seventh, native products
Having cured their diarrhea and completed their mission, Shi Ke and Yuki had nothing to do, so they decisively asked Erina for leave to go to China to Rua Panda as planned.
In the waiting hall, Shi Ke and Yu Ji were sitting side by side chatting.
"Shike-kun, we have all experienced the snack streets in India. I think we have developed an indestructible stomach that is immune to all poisons." Yuji raised her eyebrows, very proud, (￣▽￣)o.
"Indestructible? Invulnerable to all poisons? Just wait." Shi Ke rummaged through the bag at hand, took out two bottles, picked one and handed it to Yu Ji, "Here, drink this bottle of Ganges water."
"No! No! The Ganges River water contains the periodic table of elements in one gulp. You can't drink it. There are still corpses floating in it." Yuuki immediately became scared.
"How about you try another bottle?" Shi Ke put away the Ganges water.
"What's the other bottle?" Yuji tilted her head and glanced at the bottle of yellow drink in Shi Ke's hand. The packaging was quite exquisite.
"Indian specialty, a gift from the gods, exquisitely packaged, unique, you can use one bottle to make two bottles..., Indian God~!"
"You're so dirty! You actually got such a big bottle of Indian sacred oil!" Yuji complained with a blushing face.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Indian sacred cow urine. I went to the temple to find the sacred cow that can write and got it. The packaging is quite good. However, the color seems... it's a bit irritating." Shi Ke shook the urine in his hand.
Bottle,(?ω?).
"Oh my God, what are you doing with these things?!" Yuji was speechless, (?_?;).
"I can't help it. After traveling and returning home, I have to buy some local specialties to take back." Shi Ke put away the cow urine, (￣▽￣)o.
"Your souvenirs are too local. It's too much, okay?!" Yuji looked like she wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh.
"You wait here, I'll go check it in. You can't bring liquids on the plane." Shi Ke ran away holding the bag.
"What else is there in that bulging bag?" Yuji curiously touched her chin, (???ε???)?.
After some time, the two boarded the plane and their trip to China officially started.
A few hours later, the two got off the plane and took a taxi from the airport gate to Shi Hakka.
The old man and Shi Kuan Shi Fu, who knew in advance that Shi Ke was coming back, were waiting at the door.
"Grandpa, I'm back." Shi Ke dragged his suitcase towards the old man.
"I'm back. I'm finally back! I've been patient for a long time!" The old man walked over with a smile, then slowly pulled out a cane from behind, ran over and circled it, swung it in a circle, and hit Shi Ke's butt. (^
_^#)→??(◣д◢)??.
"Pah!" The sound was really loud.
"Wow!! Grandpa, what are you doing?! It hurts, it hurts~" Shi Ke threw away his suitcase and ran away immediately, jumping up to the telephone pole on the roadside and rubbing his butt skillfully.
"Ya Ya, you bastard, you are causing trouble to the country for such a trivial matter? Our family is going to collapse, what's going on? Come down here! How many miles did my old commander travel from the military region to here?
, I will whip you a few times!" The old man waved the cane and jumped to slap the stone guest, but he climbed too high to reach the stone guest.
"Why don't you whip my butt on fire? If you don't come down, you won't come down even if you beat me to death." Shi Ke held the telephone pole as steady as a mountain.
"You're not coming down, are you? Shi Fu, bring me the forklift from the food warehouse! I'll go up and whip you. If you can, fly up for me!" The old man asked Shi Fu, who was gloating next to him, to drive the forklift.
"Okay!!" Shi Fu seemed impatient and full of enthusiasm, ╭(◣ω◢)?. Shi Ke's trip to France made Shi Fu miserable. He was first scolded by the old man until he had dinner, and then finished his meal.
Fan was dragged into a fight by his parents until late at night, and his resentment level was already full.
"Second brother! You are adding insult to injury!" Shi Ke scolded Shi Fukuo, (?_?).
"Alas... I don't want to do that either. It's hard to break my fate." Shi Fu shrugged innocently, ╮(^_^)╭.
"Brother! Help! You can save me!" Shi Ke cried and asked Shi Kuan for help, (?? Yi?).
"Grandpa, there are guests watching. It's not a good idea to drive a forklift, right?" Shi Kuan pointed at Yu Ji, who was standing next to him and looked curious as he didn't understand Chinese.
"Brother, you still love me! Second brother, he is so inhumane!" Shi Ke burst into tears of gratitude.
"Come down, at least let me give you a few blows to vent my anger." The old man pointed at Shi Ke with the cane.
"You don't come according to the mileage, right?" Shi Ke stretched his head.
"No!" A tic-tac-toe sign appeared on the old man's forehead, (?DRAN?#).
"Oh, you can fight. You have to be tired according to the mileage." Shi Ke slipped down, looking like he was asking for forgiveness.
"If grandpa can't move, you can let me do it for you. I'm young and have good physical strength."
"Grandpa, the second brother is going to start an internal fight. It's not conducive to internal unity!" Shi Ke complained to the old man.
"Pah, pah, pah, pah!" The old man didn't have the heart to hit him, so he swung the cane at Shi Ke's butt and slapped it randomly a few times. It was over, "That's better than going out and causing trouble for me!"
Shi Ke held his buttocks and looked like he was about to be beaten to death. He felt aggrieved and said, "Obviously someone else is looking for trouble with me. It hurts so much."
"Stop pretending. Your skin is so thick that even sulfuric acid cannot burn it. Are you afraid of rattan?" Shi Fu exposed ruthlessly.
"Uh... Shike-kun, why did they hit you?" Yuji said cutely.
"Ah? Well,..., this is tradition. Didn't I just have an accident outside? After returning home, the elders have to use rattan to drive away bad luck, just like you in Japan who spread salt to ward off evil spirits."
Shi Ke talked seriously.
"Well..." Yuji ran to the old man and bent down, "Grandpa, help me drive away evil spirits. I'm quite unlucky too."
"..." The old man was a little speechless, and it was difficult to explain, so he had to pretend to pat twice with a cane symbolically, which was similar to dusting.
"Grandpa, why are the intensity of the beating different?"
"Well...well...by the way, you are not as evil as him~~ His bad luck is too weak to be driven away." The old man was forced to use the trick passed down from his ancestors.
"Yeah... that's right. I was the one who was kidnapped, but I didn't get hurt at all. I'm so lucky. When I go out with Shi Kejun, there will be violence no matter where I go. He seems to really want to exorcise evil spirits.
." Yuji clasped her fingers and allowed herself to accept this magical statement with reasonable grounds.
"Yeah. That's it. You have a good understanding, girl." The old man got off his back. He has never seen a girl who is so good at finding excuses in his life.
"Ah...Grandpa, where are my father, mother, and the others?" Shi Ke came up.
"Went on honeymoon."
"Oh, uh... honeymoon? Are you having a second child?" Shi Ke looked confused.
"wedding anniversary."
"Oh. I also brought them souvenirs, so I had to leave them at home first. Grandpa, this is yours, an Indian wool shawl, soft and comfortable, cold-resistant and warm, a specialty." Shi Ke took out the first item from his bag.
A souvenir, a pure white and soft pure wool shawl, made of Himalayan goat hair.
"I guess you're interested." The old man accepted it happily.
"Brother, this is yours. Indian native spices and Indian monsoon coffee. I bought the raw materials and borrowed tools to grind them myself to ensure they are clean." Shi Ke took out seven or eight jars from his bag.
"There are also these jewelry... You can ask Auntie to help divide them up." Shi Ke gave Shi Kuan a jewelry box of silver jewelry.
"Second brother...this is yours, Darjeeling black tea. I'm busy at work, drink some black tea to refresh yourself. Look at me, I'm still thinking about you when I go out, but you trick me as soon as you come home. Anyway, I'm not tricking you. I don't care about small things."
If someone passes by, forget it." Shi Ke took out a bottle of yellow stuff and gave it to Shi Fu.
"You didn't trick me first."
"It was an accident, okay? I just taught Hao Jian a lesson. Who asked you to bump into me by yourself? We are thousands of miles apart. Why did I deliberately trick you?"
"Oh. I didn't trick you anyway, so I'll write this off." Shi Fu opened the bottle and took a sip, "Why is this black tea... salty?"
"Um...it seems I took it by mistake." Shi Ke took out another bottle of yellow stuff from his bag, "This bottle is Darjeeling black tea."
"Then what is this?" Shi Fu tilted his head and shook the bottle.
"It's better that you don't know." Shi Ke changed the bottle back.
"I drank it all! What do you mean it's better not to know?"
"Indian God..."
"Here you come to moisturize my intestines. Indian sacred oil... uh? No, this thing is not oil. What on earth is it? Tell me!!"
"The pronunciation is similar, Indian sacred cow. Speaking of Indian cow, what kind of drink do you think this would be?" Shi Ke put the bottle on the ground and moved towards the telephone pole as he talked.
"..." Shi Fu silently picked up the bottle on the ground, took a photo with his mobile phone, checked it online, and ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth.
An hour later, "Brother, stop chasing me!!" Shi Ke ran around his house on the road, (?ω?;).
"Shi Ke, if I don't send you to the hospital today, I will take your surname!!" Shi Fu drove a forklift and drifted behind to chase him,??(◣д◢)??.
Shi Ke's tactic of climbing the telegraph pole was predicted by Shi Fu in advance and failed, so he switched to King Qin's tactic of climbing around the pole.
"Then change it to something else! With this I don't have to go to the hospital, I can go directly to the funeral parlor! Besides, you have the same last name as me!!!" Shi Ke shouted as he ran, (?Д?
).
"You dare to make me drink cow urine?! Ugh~~ It makes me sick just thinking about it!" Shi Fu drove the forklift and vomited while drifting,??(◣﹃◢)??.
"Who told you not to smell it before drinking it! It's my fault! I already told you that I got it by mistake! If I got the Ganges water, do you also want to taste it?!"
"Shi Ke, don't run away!!!"
"If you don't run, I will be your grandson!" Shi Ke ran faster.
The old man and Yuki moved a table in front of Shi Ha's house, peeled some peanuts, ate and watched a show. Not to mention, the circle made it feel like watching a racing car, (?ω?)(???).
"Grandpa, this won't call the police, will it?" Yuji blinked and asked.
"No. Where can the police go to other people's homes to stop other people's children from fighting?"
"Um? Isn't this on the main road in front of your home?"
"This industrial park is our home, so this is at home. We will fight like this twice every year, and it's better when we get tired. Boys, it's better to be more lively." The old man shook his head and took a sip of tea.
"Oh. Shi Ke-kun's family atmosphere... is really lively." Yuji nodded, peeled a peanut and ate it.