At ten o'clock in the morning the next day, Shi Ke lay on the bed in his room on the sixth floor, stretched out, and yelled, "This lazy sleep is... wonderful!!"
"You brat!! What are you yelling at?! Get up quickly, those guys are almost here!" the old man yelled, banging on the door.
"Oh! I forgot to sleep!" Shi Ke put on his clothes and came out barefoot.
"Brush your teeth and wash your face, and come out when you're clean." The old man pointed toward the toilet and left.
Shi Ke ran into the toilet and started to order.
Ten minutes later, Shi Ke came to the first floor and went to the kitchen pastry department to get some meat buns to eat, and then walked into the reception hall on the first floor.
As soon as they entered the door, everyone in the living room collectively turned their heads and looked over. In addition to the old man's group, there was another group of people sitting opposite the old man. The leader was an old man with a goatee and a cane, sitting with a arrogant face.
, the three young boys behind him tilted their heads and chatted even more arrogantly, without even looking at the old man.
Shi Ke glanced at them, walked aside and took some napkins to wipe his mouth. Then he balled up the used napkins, took a three-point shot and threw it into the trash can, blatantly giving it to himself.
I gave a thumbs up and took a seat.
Are you trying to show off to me? Come on, continue to be arrogant, just ignore me, don't be angry.
The faces of the four old men turned green.
"Mr. Shitang, your third grandson is really...not as famous as meeting him? This quality...tsk tsk tsk tsk..." said the old man with slender eyes.
"Oh, you are right. My grandson has been traveling around the world since he was a child, and I have never kept him by my side to teach him well. After all, I have been going abroad to broaden my horizons, and I don't see him usually. I will be more willful when I go home.
I just turned a blind eye. I'm really sorry, I'm not the kind of pedantic person who keeps my children close to me all the time." The old man smiled and said, not taking the words of the other person to heart at all.
"Call me pedantic..."
"No, no, no..., I didn't say anything about you, so don't just take it from yourself." The old man waved his hands as if he was scared.
"..." The old man almost couldn't breathe.
After a while, the old man stood up tremblingly and pointed at the old man, "Shitang!! Stop rambling! You know what I'm here to do today!"
"Oh. What's the point of competing today? Anyway, you come here every year, and I'm used to it. After the two of us fought, our son fought, the son finished fighting, and now it's the grandson's fight, right? Oh, you old thing
Can you stop being so endless?"
"No! It has been fifty years since I tied with you back then, and I have never won! Not even my son! I am not willing to accept it! Ahem..." The old man coughed in anger.
"..., Ouch! Comrade Lao Li, can you stop being so stubborn? It's been fifty years and you haven't lost enough!!" The old man covered his face.
"I just can't stand your attitude!! Ahem..."
"Lao Li, how do you want to compete? Tell me quickly." The old man scratched his head vigorously and said.
"My grandson and your grandson have a one-on-one cooking competition!! Two out of three!"
"Old Li Tou, you are bullying our second child because he doesn't know how to cook."
"That's your business. If it doesn't work, just two one-on-one games and one three-on-three game. Every time, let your eldest grandson, who is so talented and scary, come out to compete and bully some of my grandsons. You, Shi Tang,
My grandson doesn’t know how to cook, so he wants to trick the devil! Then why did someone send the banner that your second son cooked to save lives?"
"Haha, that's an unexpected gain..." The old man rolled his eyes at Shi Fu, who was smiling awkwardly next to him, and made eye contact, "Can you do it, kid?"
"Old man, don't mention it. I don't know how to distinguish between oil, salt, sauce and vinegar. I can burn through a pot when boiling water. I use a rice cooker to cook rice but forget to put in the water when cooking. Are you trying to poison someone?"
Shi Fu's eyes telegraphed back.
"For the sake of Comrade Li's health, you'd better not take action and let Shi Ke take action."
"What do you two want? Are you trying to hide your clumsiness again? There's no chance!! Even if my grandson loses this time, he must at least lose clearly. He can't lose in an unclear way like I did before! So there can't be any less, you three.
All the grandchildren are going to be born!!" Lao Litou said.
"Hehehe... don't be like this, Lao Li." The old man's playful smile made him look like Shi Ke's biological grandfather.
"No!!" Comrade Lao Li turned his head and angrily ignored the person.
"This old man is quite cute, and he can also have a little temper." Shi Ke smiled dryly.
The old man smiled awkwardly and thought to himself, "I have led this little bitch into ditches so many times that he has a long memory and knows not to have sex with me any more! He has learned badly!"
"..., Grandpa, can I say something?" Shi Ke raised his hand.
"Say." The old man stepped down and changed the subject.
"Let's compete. As long as we win," Shi Ke said.
"Yeah, that's okay. Lao Li, is this the last time?"
"You want to get rid of my family? No chance! Unless our boy can beat your boy!"
"..., haha. You are a ruthless and perseverant old stubborn." The old man laughed twice and gave Comrade Li a thumbs up.
"You're older than me!!"
"Then you should call me brother..." The old man curled his lips.
"roll!!"
"Okay, let's stop being naughty. When will we compete? You can set a time. But we will compete within five days. My third child will go to school by then. Don't let the grievances of our older generation affect the younger generation.
Normal life."
"Then let's compete tomorrow. Three meals a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner are the theme of the competition. We each go back and prepare for the night. Do you have any objections?"
"No~~"
"That's good."
"You're not as big as you! Why do you have to answer the question alone?! In this way, my kid won't suffer but will gain a lot? Who knew your kid wouldn't come back after practicing at home?!" The old man blew his beard again.
Staring again.
"Then what do you think we should do?"
"Dayu! Bring us the big carousel for the kitchen staff exam!"
"Okay." Da Bo Shi ran into the kitchen with a groan and came out pushing a large colorful turntable.
The turntable is divided into hundreds of grids, with different ingredients and dishes written on each grid.
"Old Li, take it." The old man walked to the turntable, took a few darts and handed them back to Comrade Old Li.
Comrade Lao Li took the dart and looked confused.
Then, the old man waved his hand towards Shi Yongyou. Comrade Dayou understood and turned the turntable hard. The turntable spun so fast that the entire colorful disk turned white.
"Please, Comrade Lao Li. Aim for the dishes or ingredients you want to compare." The old man stretched out his hand towards the turntable and made a gesture of invitation to Comrade Lao Li.
"..." Comrade Lao Li looked at the dart in his hand, "Do you think I am a god? We still let God decide!!"
After Comrade Li finished speaking, he waved his hand towards the turntable and there were three consecutive darts.
"Puff puff puff!!" It hit.
"ah!!"
Uncle Shi, who was turning the dial, screamed in agony. Three darts in a row hit the uncle without any bias, and even though the uncle moved wildly after hitting the first dart, he was still unable to dodge even one dart.
One dart for the belly, one dart for the arm, and one dart for the buttocks. That’s called accuracy.
The old man turned his head and looked at Comrade Li blankly, and said nothing for a long time.
Comrade Lao Li's face turned red, and he held his neck and looked at the old man.
The old man looked at it for a while, then smiled stupidly and stretched out his hand to give a thumbs up, "It's still as accurate as before! You can never hit the dart board."
"Fuck you!! I just threw it away! I'll pay for the medical expenses!" Comrade Lao Li was furious and became angry with embarrassment.
"Dad, I'm going to get a tetanus shot. Brother, you take care of things in the store first." Comrade Shi Yongyou pulled out the darts on his body, dropped these words, grimaced, covered his buttocks and limped.
go out.
"Uncle, I will accompany you. I know many people in the hospital." Shi Fu chased him out.
"Boss, go with your uncle. We'll pay for the medical expenses." The old man blushed and waved to his eldest grandson.
"Oh, grandpa." Comrade Li's eldest grandson nodded and went out.
"Old Li, continue." The old man took the dart back.
"Don't try to trick me again! Second child, third child, throw it away!" Comrade Lao Li said and stopped taking the escort.
"That's fine. It won't hurt anyone." The old man handed the darts to Comrade Li's other two grandsons, and then started spinning the turntable himself.
Then, he ran far away, hid behind the wall, stuck his head out, and hid back after saying, "You can throw it away!!"
"You are making fun of me again!!!" Comrade Li's forehead was on fire.
"No one can say for sure about inheritance! I'm getting too old and I can't stand the chance of being attacked!!" The old man could only hear his voice but not see his person.
"..." Comrade Lao Li turned his head and became sulky and huffing.
"These two crooks..." Shi Ke rolled his eyes, thinking silently.
"Puff puff..." Three darts hit the target, and the content of the game was decided!
The first scene: breakfast, handmade noodles.
Session 2: Pork dish.
The third scene: fish soup.
"Shitang, I'll see you tomorrow. Let those little brats in your family cheer up, otherwise they will cry when they lose. I, an old guy, will look down on them!! Second and third, let's go!!" Comrade Lao Li led two
The grandson went out.
"It's good to go without seeing you off~~!" The old man stood at the door and waved to them. Shi Ke looked at the old man and suddenly felt like he was seeing off his bride ten miles away.