At eight o'clock in the evening, this time came quickly. People on both sides met again, with rich expressions.
Mr. Li's face was full of joy. After all, it had been fifty years and it was the first time that he was so close to victory. The three brothers Li Pin looked solemn and nervous. The old man was confirming whether his quick-acting Jiuxin Pills were ready. Shi Ke sat on the bench and shook it, just watching the fun.
Don't be afraid of big trouble. Shi Kuan is on the phone. As for Shi Fu...
He was sitting on a small bench holding a recipe book called How to Make Fish Soup, sweating profusely and reading hard.
"Lao Shi, I think we should stop talking nonsense. Let's get started." Mr. Li asked.
"Hmm...Okay. I have no objection." The old man said.
"I can start too." Li Wu nodded.
"Ah?!" Shi Fu was so frightened that he even dropped his book.
"Ah what? You just do it. If you can eat dead people, you are considered great! No matter what, you can prepare a fish soup for me in two and a half hours!" The old man covered his face and looked shameless. He looked like he was risking his life.
His posture is truly touching.
"...Old man, you are really willing to go out of your way." Shi Fu felt like crying.
"Stop talking so much, I'll be your fish. No matter what, just do it to your limit." The old man said angrily.
"Limit?" Shi Fu blinked.
"The limit?!" Shi Ke and Shi Kuan were a little panicked. They looked at each other. Shi Ke pursed his lips toward the security room and made eye contact. "How about we go get the explosion-proof shield from the security room?"
"..., forget it. Unless the second child uses a pressure cooker. Otherwise..., let's give him some face first." Shi Kuan pursed his lips towards the pressure cooker and replied with his eyes.
"Don't worry, the second brother should be a little self-aware. He doesn't dare to use flammable and explosive items like pressure cookers." Shi Ke spread his hands, (￣￣).
"Grandpa Shi, I have decided to use this fish to make soup." Li Wu said while holding the basin.
"Sturgeon... whatever you want, as long as it tastes good." The old man waved his hand.
"I'm making crucian carp soup." Shi Fu came over with the fish.
"..." Everyone glanced at it and were speechless.
"If I read it correctly, the scientific name of this fish should be carp. If you can make crucian carp soup with this,... you will be a god." Shi Ke said with a smile.
"I told you before that I couldn't do it!!" Shi Fu cried sadly, (t＿t)/~~
"It's okay, you can do whatever you want!!" The old man hesitated and said.
"Ah~! Never mind! Kill the fish first!"
Shi Fu put the fish on the chopping board, raised the knife with both hands, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.
"What kind of posture is this? A lost trick?" The Li family stared attentively.
Click!
I missed the cut, but the fish was still jumping happily beside me, and the chopping board... cracked!
The Li family blinked cutely, "What kind of trick is this?! Hmm... I guess I didn't perform it well. The force of this chop is definitely a very amazing trick!"
As for the Shi family...
Shi Kuan: "Are the light bulbs dimmed today?"
"Yeah." Shi Ke looked up.
"Um...change another piece and continue." The old man pointed to the cabinet in the kitchen where the chopping board was placed.
"Oh." Shi Fu went to get the chopping board honestly. When he came back, he raised the knife again.
"Click!!"
Good things come in pairs, everything is safe, and the fish are safe and sound.
"..." The old man winked at Shi Ke.
"(w)" Shi Ke ran out.
After a while, he came back with a large wooden stake and placed it on Shi Fu's cooking table.
Shi Fu looked sad, "Isn't this the wood that was chopped and burned for the earthen stove in the backyard today?"
"Come on, chop it. If it breaks, use it as firewood." Shi Ke nodded.
"Hey... that's good." Shi Fu (t＿t)/~~ put the fish on the wooden stake, raised his knife, and chopped it without thinking.
One knife, missed.
Two knives, missed.
The third knife..., the knife got stuck on the wooden stake and could not be pulled out.
The carp remained motionless next to the knife.
Shi Fu was desperately trying to draw his sword.
"Hurry up. Give this fish a good time. It's so scared that it won't say anything. If you don't kill it, it will probably be killed." Shi Ke looked at the unlucky fish and couldn't help but feel compassion. He was truly speechless.
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"Poof!" Shi Fu pulled out the knife.
"I'll fight you!!" Shi Fu became angry and raised the knife again.
"Ka!! Ka Ka Ka!!" As the carp jumped to avoid danger, the carp was neatly cut in half from the center of the head to the tail, and the spine was neatly separated until the fish meat fell back onto the wooden stake.
Then the fish meat started to bleed.
Shi Fu, who was about to strike a second time, was stunned while holding up the knife, (○Д○).
Everyone present had the same expression, (○Д○)!!!
"Oh my god! Did Dali perform a miracle?!" Shi Ke⊙⊙.
"Shitang, are you saying that your second grandson doesn't know how to cook? Give this knife skill a try! Hiding it again? You can't hide it anymore!!" Mr. Li said with the expression of someone trying to catch someone in bed.
"Xiao Fu, you hide so deeply!" The old man's neck became stiff and he turned to Shi Fu tremblingly.
Shi Fu has stopped thinking now, (○Д○).
"Brother Shi Fu, wake up." Shi Ke went over and pushed Shi Fu awake.
"Oh." Shi Fu put down the knife blankly. It seemed that he was very frightened.
Shi Ke looked at Li Wu again, this... Σ(っ°Д°;)っ was not much better, he was completely frightened.
"Brother Li Wu, wake up. It's a competition!" Shi Ke shouted to Li Wu.
"Ah! Oh! Got it." Li Wu woke up with a cold sweat and replied.
"Ah!! Each of these three brothers is more perverted than the last!! I am not the most powerful one I have ever encountered, right?!" Li Wu's hands were shaking, his heart was roaring, and his heartbeat was speeding up to 150 in a second.
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"Pa!" Li Pin appeared behind him and slapped him hard on the back.
"Oh!!! It hurts!! Brother, what are you doing?!" Li Wu lifted up some clothes, and there was a big Panna palm print on his back.
"Good palm skills!" Shi Ke gave a thumbs up.
"There's something wrong with your mentality. Leave him alone! Make your own food first!" After Li Pin finished speaking, he returned to Mr. Li.
"Then don't hit me! It hurts!" Li Wu gasped in pain, but he still endured the pain and continued cooking.
Scrape off the fish scales, remove the gills, and carefully cut open the fish belly with a knife, remove the internal organs, tear off the membrane inside the fish belly, crush the onion, ginger, and garlic, squeeze out the juice, and apply it to the inside of the fish belly with the internal membrane removed.
Then pack the broken onion, ginger and garlic and stuff it into the belly of the fish, add cooking wine, fresh soy sauce and other seasonings and set it aside for marinating.
As for Shi Fu,..., he was busy pouring seasonings into the pot.
"Third brother, what are the second boys doing?" Shi Kuan looked at Shi Fu and tilted his head, and asked Shi Ke softly.
"Yeah. I've added salt four times, vinegar three times, sugar five times, chicken essence seven times, and half a bottle of dark soy sauce. And I haven't added cooking wine because I haven't removed the fishy fish.
Put it in water and boil it, and then keep adding all kinds of random seasonings. Imagine the taste..." Shi Ke said softly.
"I can't imagine it!" Shi Kuan (⊙x⊙;).
As for the old man, he was holding a thermos bottle and drinking water non-stop. I don't know whether he was nervous or just to fill himself up so he could eat less later.
"Oops! I forgot to put the onions, ginger, and garlic~!" Only then did Shi Fu remember to add the onions, ginger, and garlic, but he didn't cut them and threw them all into the pot.
"What a bold way to put the seasoning!! It's just that the time to put the seasoning is a bit late." Mr. Li said in surprise.
"Ah...really? Hahaha...thank you for the compliment~~hahahaha!" The old man smiled awkwardly, but he drank a little too much water.
After two hours, the two of them put the dishes on the plate and served them.
The two dishes, one black and one white, are clearly distinct and the conflict is obvious.
The old man looked at Li Mao's steaming, fragrant and white fish soup, and Shi Fu's fish soup, which was as black as squid ink and had a pungent and strange smell, was disgusted, "Let's eat Xiao Mao's first."
Let’s talk.”
"Don't even think about it! Do you still want your grandson to win with the tricks my grandson used in the last game? Don't even think about it! Let's eat your grandson's first. If we don't finish it, we are not allowed to eat another one." Mr. Li looked like he had seen through everything.
"... Then you speak first." The old man stepped aside.
"Okay." Mr. Li picked up a large spoon and took a spoonful. He looked at it for a while and smelled it. "This doesn't seem to be the strange flavor of Sichuan cuisine. Is it a special self-created taste? It's interesting."
The old man smiled apologetically beside him and said, "Old Li, how about changing to a smaller spoon? This spoon is inconvenient."
"Don't be stingy, I won't take it away. I drank it." Mr. Li took a sip.
One second, two seconds, three seconds.
Wow wow wow wow~!
Shi Kuan invited the ambulance personnel who were waiting at the door to come in and carry Mr. Li, who refused to listen and fainted, into the ambulance and drove away.
Wow wow wow wow wow!
In the ambulance, "Old Li! Hold on! We'll be at the hospital soon!!" The old man said anxiously, holding the hand of Mr. Li who was about to wake up.
"Shitang! You are fucking with me!! Uh..." Mr. Li stretched out his fingers with all his strength, then tilted his head and rolled his eyes, completely dizzy.
Resentment max!!
"Old Li~!!!" the old man shouted while suppressing a bad smile.