"Wade is like this, young and energetic, yet arrogant and arrogant, no one takes him seriously!"
His Highness Wells smiled and said to Shi Zhijian.
Shi Zhijian shrugged and looked at Wells: "You seem to be in a good mood."
"I was very sad when my uncle passed away. After so many days, that mood has long since dissipated. What's more, he has a spirit in heaven and he definitely wants me to be happy instead of crying."
"I envy you for having such a good uncle!" Shi Zhijian said, "Can I make a request to you here?"
"What request?"
Shi Zhijian looked around, "There are so many people here, and everyone has status and status. If you allow me, I want to advertise my electric car here!"
Wells was stunned, "What did you say? Say it again?"
"Oh, I didn't say anything!" Shi Zhijian saw Wells's unkind expression and hurriedly changed his words, "Don't worry, I'm not that shameless, and I will never mark the Duke of Windsor's coffin with the words 'Mythical Electric Cars Are Great'
We won’t let you help pull banners or anything like that for advertisements!”
"Dear Shi, I hope all that was just a joke."
"Of course it's a joke, do you think it's true?" Shi Zhijian touched Wells' arm, "Speaking of which, do you think you can get three hundred thousand pounds?"
"You still say?"
"Oh, shut up!" Shi Zhijian hurriedly closed his mouth, but quickly said: "Three hundred thousand is too little, so we can add a little more..."
Wells was about to get angry when Shi Zhijian hurriedly walked to the side: "Wow, there is champagne, let me have a drink first!"
Watching Shi Zhijian's leaving figure, Wells shook his head. This naughty friend - well, actually three hundred thousand pounds is quite a lot. Let him earn a little by advertising... Oh God, uncle, please
Please forgive me, I am too greedy!
"Sir, the champagne here is all imported from France, use it lightly!" The male waiter smiled and handed a glass of champagne to Shi Zhijian.
Shi Zhijian took the champagne and took a sip. He held the champagne in one hand and put the other hand behind his back. He glanced around in a comfortable manner. He felt that this kind of Western funeral ceremony was worth recommending. Everyone gathered in the church and prayed in front of God.
As we ate, drank, and sent the Duke of Windsor off to heaven, we felt no sadness at all, but an atmosphere of joy.
"Are you Shi Zhijian?"
Suddenly, a strange voice interrupted Shi Zhijian's reverie.
Shi Zhijian looked back and saw a handsome white young man standing in front of him with an arrogant attitude. It was Viscount Wade, one of the "Three Heroes of England" introduced by Wells before.
The two people, one fat and one thin, standing next to Viscount Wade are his companions Daniel and Thomas.
"Oh, that's right, I am!" Shi Zhijian knew that the other party was a senior official of the tax bureau, so he extended his hand to save face.
Wade didn't even look at Shi Zhijian's outstretched hand. Instead, he lowered his head and took out a handkerchief to wipe the "Viscount" medal on his collar. He said in a bad tone: "I heard that you are also a Viscount? And you have just been promoted.
?”
"Huh?" Shi Zhijian looked at the other party, why did he feel like Wade came here to deliberately cause trouble?
"Yes, I have been in the UK for more than half a year, and I was awarded the title of viscount just a few months ago."
"I can't believe that the titles in our British Empire are so cheap now. Cats and dogs can be equal to me and be called Viscount!" Wade said in a sarcastic tone and glanced at Shi Zhijian with disdain.
Next to him, Fatty Daniel said: "That's right! Sir Wade was awarded the title of Viscount when he was thirty years old. Some people are younger than him. How can we be qualified to be treated as equals?"
Thin Thomas: "What's more, this person is a Chinese with black eyes and black hair? God, when did the threshold for knighthood in our British Empire get so low?"
Faced with the sarcasm and ridicule of the three people, Shi Zhijian was not angry at all, and shook the champagne glass he was holding: "I'm sorry, you three - are you talking about me?"
"What do you think?" Fatty Daniel rolled his eyes and looked at Shi Zhijian, "In our eyes, only Sir Wade is the youngest Viscount recognized by all of us. As for you, are you worthy?"
Seeing the commotion here, many bigwigs and tycoons who like to watch the excitement came over.
"What happened?"
"Wade is giving this Chinaman a lesson!"
"I heard that this Chinaman is also a viscount like Wade. If Wade is not convinced, he will bring someone to teach him a lesson!"
"Ha, this Chinese guy doesn't know how to live or die!"
"Yes, there is something good to watch now!"
Everyone was talking a lot, and some even pointed at Shi Zhijian.
For these British people who value their titles more than their lives, any title in the British Empire represents unparalleled status and family glory!
Many British people have spent their entire lives unable to get a canonization, but Shi Zhijian, a mere Chinese, became a viscount at such a young age. How could this not make them jealous?!
Among the many people who were jealous of Shi Zhijian, Wade was the most dissatisfied with Shi Zhijian.
Before Shi Zhijian came to the UK, 30-year-old Wade was the youngest Viscount in the British Empire!
If nothing unexpected happens, he will create a historical record in the British peerage and become the best person at the moment.
But the arrival of Shi Zhijian broke all this.
Shi Zhijian was only twenty-three years old, but he was also made a Viscount by the Queen of England! He took away all of Wade's glory in one fell swoop!
Now everyone gathers to talk about the youngest Viscount becoming Shi Zhijian, not Wade!
It's not easy to see this competitor today. Of course Wade will take the initiative to provoke him and try to save Shi Zhijian's face. It's best to crush him so that he can't hold his head up!
"Oh, sorry, I understand. It turns out that the person the three of you are talking about is me!" Shi Zhijian shrugged calmly, "To be honest, I actually don't want to be compared with Viscount Wade..."
"Wow, he gave up!"
"It doesn't matter if he doesn't lose. How can he compare with Viscount Wade?"
"Yes, Wade is the youngest Viscount in our British Empire! Can a Chinaman compare to him?"
There were sounds of victory all around, thinking that Shi Zhijian was admitting defeat and was afraid of Wade.
Wade and his two companions also looked proud.
In particular, Wade himself raised his arrogant chin and looked down upon Shi Zhijian. He was about to say: "You are quite sensible..."
Then Shi Zhijian slowly took out a badge from his arms, wiped it on his collar with a sigh and said: "How can I, an earl, compare with you, a viscount?"
See clearly Shi Zhijian wearing the badge——
moment,
The whole place was dead silent!
Daniel and Thomas were stunned!
Wade even opened his mouth in surprise!
Even His Royal Highness Wells, who rushed over to help smooth things over, had a look of astonishment on his face and stared at Shi Zhijian wearing the badge!
count!
Yes, at this time, Shi Zhijian no longer bothers to compete with Wade for who is the first viscount, because he has now become an earl! He is much higher than his opponent!
…
"Bah bang bang!" Someone suddenly clapped, "Congratulations, congratulations! I didn't expect that my dear Shi has been promoted to earl - this promotion is faster than riding a rocket!"
While applauding, His Royal Highness Wells walked up to Shi Zhijian, leaned into his ear and spoke the Cantonese he learned from Shi Zhijian: "You street boy, when did you become an earl and didn't tell me?"
Shi Zhijian also approached with a smile. From the outside, the two of them were fighting fiercely: "Shame! I was just promoted not long ago - I bought it with money!"
"Believe me! Are you paying for this?" His Highness Wells looked at everyone with a smile and continued to bicker with Shi Zhijian.
"I'm telling the truth, but you don't believe it! Why don't you pay 200 million and I'll buy one for you?"
"Are you kidding me? Two hundred million pounds was paid to the earl. Only a fool would do this!"
Shi Zhijian was silent.
Wells: "Huh? Are you... really a fool?"
"Hey, it's hard to put it into words - who let me enter this robber den of your British Empire..." Shi Zhijian shook his head and sighed.
Everyone around didn't know what His Highness Wells and Shi Zhijian were muttering, but one thing was certain, Shi Zhijian had really become a count!
In the UK, titles can be hereditary or canonized by the royal family, but earls are only ranked below dukes and marquises, which can be said to be the top three!
Now Shi Zhijian, a Chinese with dark eyes and black hair, has been canonized as an earl by the British Empire - it is simply incredible!
For a moment——
Envy, jealousy and hate!
Everyone has different expressions.
As Shi Zhijian's competitor, Wade was clenching his fists and his mind was filled with confusion! He never expected that he would suddenly fall into the abyss from the top! As soon as Shi Zhijian's earl badge was exposed, he was crushed directly into the viscount
Soles of feet!
"How could this happen? It's impossible?!" Wade couldn't accept the failure in front of him.
Fatty Daniel and thin Thomas stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, it's just an earl title! Wade, you will have a chance in the future!"
Wade knew, however, that for someone as young as himself who had already become a viscount, he would have to be at least fifty or sixty years old if he wanted to be further promoted to earl!
As the winner, Shi Zhijian did not pursue the victory, nor did he look down on Wade and others. Instead, he calmly extended his hand again and said: "Now, can we get to know each other well, Viscount Wade?"
A count treated a viscount who had ridiculed him with this attitude. Everyone around him saw Shi Zhijian's generosity. Wade's face turned red and white. He was too embarrassed to refuse in front of everyone, so he had to stretch out his hand and said: "Hello, Shi Zhijian."
Earl, nice to meet you!"
Shi Zhijian smiled, shook hands with Wade and then turned to Daniel and Thomas.
Even Wade was convinced, and the two of them immediately shook hands with Shi Zhijian and said, "Hello, Count Shi Zhijian, my name is Daniel!"
"Hello, my name is Thomas!"
Shi Zhijian smiled, suddenly turned around and approached His Royal Highness Wells and said: "As a favor, can you do the next best thing - I won't advertise my own electric car, I can do it for movie promotion, right?"
Before His Royal Highness Wells could figure it out, Shi Zhijian enthusiastically took out a stack of movie tickets from his arms: "Come, come, come and see everyone! I sincerely invite everyone to attend the premiere! "Blair Witch" is about to come.
Released, starting a new chapter in horror!"
The sudden change in painting style left everyone stunned.
Is this a solemn funeral or a movie press conference?
Shi Zhijian continued to wave the movie tickets and shouted: "The Duke of Windsor was very fond of Edgar Allan Poe-style horror stories during his lifetime. I was inspired to complete this movie by him. Now I invite everyone to watch the movie, which is also fulfilling his last wish during his lifetime!"
"Also, I plan to donate one-third of the box office of this drama to establish the Duke of Windsor Charitable Fund. I also ask everyone to witness and supervise!"
Shi Zhijian's every word was like a huge thunder hitting everyone's ears.
His Highness Wells was the first to bear the brunt and thought to himself, what is my uncle's last wish? It's obviously you, the street boy, who is causing trouble! You also donate the box office as a charity fund, eh, you can have this!
For the sake of money, His Highness Wells held back!
Others stupidly accepted the movie tickets handed over by Count Shi Zhijian, not knowing whether to be happy or embarrassed.
But everyone still responded politely: "Oh, thank you!"
Shi Zhijian clasped his fists: "When the time comes, everyone must show their respect!"
Everyone clasped their fists: "Oh, definitely! Definitely!"
…
Shrewsbury Prison, Shropshire, also known as "Alcatraz Prison".
The great Hollywood director Lewis Arnold of the previous generation once directed a prison-themed movie "Race Against Time", which was filmed here.
Alcatraz Prison, built in 1877, has the most powerful security system in the UK and houses the most powerful felons in the UK. Among these felons, the most famous ones are those who run rampant in Birmingham, the British Empire, and
The "Razor Party" in London's East End.
At this moment, in the prison cafeteria, the new prisoner is a black man, with a bald head, bare arms, and a huge body, which looks like a gorilla from a distance.
Yes, this black man is the lone thief "Black King Kong". He has committed dozens of crimes in England, including killing people and stealing goods. He was only recently caught by the police.
Speaking of which, there was an incident that led to Black King Kong being caught this time. Black King Kong relied on his physical strength to defeat a group of policemen one against ten with his bare hands. He was about to escape through the iron fence just as he was about to escape.
At this time, his super strong body became an obstacle for him - he was stuck in the iron fence and couldn't move!
In this way, the invincible Black King Kong watched helplessly as reinforcements arrived, and then watched as he was handcuffed, stunned with three electric shock batons as a precaution, and then transported by a crane like an elephant in a zoo.
On the trailer, he woke up the next day in Alcatraz prison.
At this moment, Black King Kong, who was nearly two meters tall, hugged his arms and glared at everyone in the cafeteria with an arrogant look.
None of the prisoners, big or small, dared to look at him.
Black King Kong was so proud that he arrogantly walked up to a prisoner who was eating, stretched out his hand to pick up the prisoner's dinner plate, ah, spat a mouthful of phlegm into the prisoner's mashed potatoes, then threw the dinner plate back with a bang, and said with a sinister smile.
: "Man, I added some condiments for you and enjoy it!"
The man looked at the stained lunch and stared, not daring to speak in anger.
"Why, don't you thank me?" Black King Kong reached out and grabbed the man's head, his huge palm giving people a strong intimidating effect.