"Huh?" Miss Axiang was stunned for a long time. She didn't come back to her senses until Shi Zhijian walked into the house. She immediately got angry and chased after her: "Are you dead, or are you blind and can't see anything?"
Shi Zhijian was stunned by Ah Xiang's yelling: "Miss Ah Xiang, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, just unhappy!"
Hearing the noise, Tang Long and Master Ma stuck their heads out together.
Shi Zhijian: "Why are you unhappy?"
"Of course it's because of you!"
"Because of me?"
"Yes, are you blind?"
"No, my eyes are so bright! I can even see the ants on the ground clearly!"
"Then why didn't you see me standing in front of you as a big living person?"
"Of course I saw it! You're not a ghost!"
Ah Xiang rolled her eyes, "Then you didn't see any changes in me today?"
"What's the change?" Shi Zhijian looked Axiang up and down, "Has he become taller or fatter?"
"You're so fat!"
"Miss Axiang, don't speak so rudely. After all, you are a girl."
"What if I'm being rude?" A Xiang put her hands on her hips and raised her chest towards Shi Zhijian.
Shi Zhijian was stunned for a moment, before his eyes——
So fierce!
"Ahem, it's actually nothing, I'll tolerate you!"
"You don't need to be patient!" Axiang said angrily, "You are not a man at all and I despise you!"
"Hey, don't say this nonsense, it will hurt people's hearts!"
"I just told you, what's wrong?"
"Then I will... endure it any longer!"
The fragrance made her roll her eyes, but Shi Zhijian ignored her and walked past her: "Let's make fish, I'm hungry!"
Axiang: "..."
This time I was so angry that I couldn't even speak.
Master Ma looked at the fight between Shi Zhijian and his granddaughter, shook his head, and said to Tang Long with his hands behind his back: "Aaron, to be honest, your friend is so stupid!"
"Really?" Tang Long didn't know what to say, "Ajian has always been a decent man and will not talk sweet words to girls, let alone flatter girls..."
Master Ma looked at Tang Long: "Even you are so stupid and you can tell that you are here... My granddaughter wanted Ajian to praise her, but she went to the city to buy clothes and shoes, and even put on makeup, but your good brother He can't even say a word of praise, what else is he stupid for?"
Tang Long had nothing to say.
Master Ma: "Aaron, do you like fish?"
"Eh? Of course I love you!" Tang Long just drank porridge these days, and his mouth was almost filled with tears.
Master Ma nodded, "You'd better eat less of that fish later!"
"Uh, what do you mean?"
Before Tang Long could understand, Master Ma had already walked away with his hands behind his back.
…
Fragrant Thai fragrant rice, three green vegetables and a fish in front of you.
Shi Zhijian took the chopsticks and only ate vegetables and rice, but did not eat fish.
Miss Axiang frowned and said to him: "Why, are you angry?"
"No! I'm a man, why would I be angry with you?" Shi Zhijian ate rice and smiled.
"Then why don't you eat fish?"
Shi Zhijian smiled and glanced at Master Ma, who was feasting on the herring, "I saw Master Ma eating so happily, I was embarrassed to compete with him!"
Ah Xiang couldn't help but said, picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks and put it into Shi Zhijian's rice bowl, "If you don't eat it, you are still angry with me!"
"Okay, I'll just eat it!" Shi Zhijian nodded and smiled at Axiang, then turned around and saw that Tang Long was struggling to eat the vegetables without picking up the fish, so he kindly picked up the piece of fish in the bowl. Put it in Tang Long's bowl: "Aaron, your injury is getting better, you need to eat more nutritious food! Look, Master Ma is so happy to eat, you should also eat some!"
Tang Long always kept in mind Master Ma's words not to touch the fish, but after hearing what Shi Zhijian said and seeing Master Ma feasting on the fish without any problems, he immediately guessed that Master Ma said that to him because he wanted to eat alone.
Tang Long also picked up the fish and started eating it.
Seeing that he was eating happily, Shi Zhijian was also very happy. He turned to Miss Axiang and said, "It seems that the fish you cooked is very good. Everyone likes to eat it!" After that, he took another bite of rice with the green vegetables.
…
"Ouch! I'm going to die! My stomach hurts so much!" Tang Long held his stomach and ran to the back toilet, took off his pants and did it!
The toilets in places like this are very simple, just two wooden boards surrounded by a curtain.
Below it is directly facing the river water, and the gold falls down and feeds the fish directly.
Tang Long groaned and worked hard, holding back the sweat on his forehead.
This is already the seventh time he has run to the toilet tonight.
The whole person was almost exhausted.
Fortunately, he worked hard to exercise during this period, otherwise even seven pulls a night would kill him!
Shi Zhijian was drinking medicinal tea with Master Ma in the house.
Listening to Tang Long's moaning voice outside, Shi Zhijian couldn't bear to say: "Master Ma, can't you give him the antidote?"
Master Ma was unmoved: "I have told him before, let him not indulge in his talk! If you eat too much fish, you will be punished!"
"That retribution was also given by your granddaughter. You always took the antidote beforehand. Unfortunately, my brother can only take seven times a night..."
Master Ma glanced at Shi Zhijian: "You know everything, but you don't say anything?"
"Pretending to be deaf and dumb is also a skill."
"You're being perfunctory with my granddaughter, is that a lesson?"
"You are a good person, and your granddaughter is also a good granddaughter, but she and I are not suitable."
"Just say it if it's not appropriate. Don't let her do so many little things for you."
"It's even more inappropriate to say it. Maybe she will bow down to me!"
"Ha!" Master Ma laughed, "Do you think lowering your head is so easy?"
"I've watched a lot of movies, and the infatuated girl's lowering her head can kill people!"
"You've watched too many movies! Everything about love, love, and love are all fake!"
"Did I misunderstand?"
"Of course! After hearing this, you feel a lot more relaxed. You can also happily date my granddaughter."
Shi Zhijian smiled: "No, I still refuse?"
"Uh, why?"
"Because I know you love your granddaughter and would do anything for her, including lying-"
"I am already in my sixties or seventies, am I still lying to you?"
"Bastards of all ages!"
"Okay, I'll remember what you said!"
Shi Zhijian smiled and said: "What, are you going to take care of me slowly? Sorry, I have to move out tomorrow -"
"Uh, why?"
"Because I got a job and have to go to work tomorrow!"
Master Ma was stunned for a moment, "Doesn't that mean it's a little too late for me to take action?"
Shi Zhijian put down the medicinal tea, stood up and said, "See you tomorrow!"
When Master Ma saw Shi Zhijian getting up, he also got up: "Aren't you willing to save your friend? Watch him continue to have diarrhea?"
"Sorry, there's nothing I can do!"
"You can do it. I have the antidote here. I can give it to you if you are willing!"
"What about the conditions?"
"Dating my granddaughter!"
Shi Zhijian held his chin and thought for a moment, "Let him pull him to death!"
