At this time, Gui Lao Qi came forward and told Rossini that Shi Zhijian wanted to buy a big ship.
Rossini's eyes rolled around, not knowing what he was thinking.
Shi Zhijian didn't like this kind of place and wanted to make a quick decision. He took out his handkerchief and wiped his nose, "Mr. Luo, please give me a price. If that big ship is really suitable, I will buy it even if it's a sell-off!"
When Shi Zhijian said these words, he actually felt a little guilty, because he had limited funds on hand. If Rossini opened his mouth, he might really want to sell the iron.
Rossini laughed, "It's refreshing! I like people like you! Come on, let's take a look at the boat first!"
Under the leadership of Rossini, Shi Zhijian was surrounded by a group of pirates and walked towards the mountain stream. Soon they came to a beach area. Looking around, they saw a huge pirate ship anchored on the coast.
"That's the ship. Do you want to go up there and have a look?" Rossini asked Shi Zhijian with a sideways glance.
Shi Zhijian looked at Gui Lao Qi.
Gui Lao Qi's middleman did a good job, "Of course you have to see the things you want to buy! A Jian, let's go up!"
Shi Zhijian and Gui Laoqi boarded the ship to check it out. The ship was indeed large, sturdy, and most importantly, clean. With a little decoration, a "Haililao Flagship Store" could be established while maintaining the pirate style.
"This ship is very good!" Shi Zhijian turned back and wiped his nose with a handkerchief and began to negotiate with Rossini, "How much do you want?"
Rossini did not speak, but squinted and took out a piece of rolling paper from his arms, and poured out some homemade tobacco leaves from the small leather pocket on the side, licked it with his mouth, rolled the tobacco leaves into
A cigarette was held in his mouth.
A pirate next to him came forward and took out a match in a very respectful manner to help him light his cigarette.
Rossini took a puff of his cigarette and exhaled a pungent smell of tobacco.
Shi Zhijian couldn't help but pick up the handkerchief and wiped his nose again.
Suddenly, "Pu, your mother! Your surname is Shi, do you look down on me?"
Shi Zhijian was startled.
Gui Lao Qi was also frightened by Rossini's sudden voice.
"Mr. Luo, what do you mean by this?" Shi Zhijian asked in surprise.
"You're still pretending! Am I smelly? I smell terrible? You wiped it with a handkerchief again and again, and your nose almost exploded!"
"Huh?" Shi Zhijian looked at the handkerchief he was holding.
Gui Lao Qi hurriedly said: "Tiao, I forgot to tell you, this boss Luo has a temper. He doesn't like others to think he's smelly! Why are you wiping your nose?"
Shi Zhijian was almost speechless, what the hell kind of rule is this?
"Ahem, Mr. Luo, may you have some misunderstanding? Why do I dislike your body odor? It's too late for me to envy you! I think this is what you call manly, especially since you are smoking now and you have a faint smell all over your body.
The tobacco smell is very good!”
"Why is the law so good?" Rossini felt that Shi Zhijian was quibbling in order to survive. He was not the kind of three-year-old child who could be coaxed with just a few words.
Shi Zhijian was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Rossini to break the casserole and ask the truth.
"Yeah, why does our boss Luo smell so good?" Several minions also shouted. They saw that Shi Zhijian looked a little handsome and were a little jealous.
Gui Lao Qi looked at Shi Zhijian and said, "Ajian, why do you listen to the Dharma so well? Just say a few more words!"
Shi Zhijian was not nervous or afraid, he was calm and composed, "Hey, you forced me to do this! Mr. Luo, what I said is not very good, how about singing it?"
After saying that, Shi Zhijian looked at Rossini and sang in a good mood: "I miss your smile, I miss your coat, I miss your sharp hooks, and the smell of your body. I miss your messy hairstyle and the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers."
, the taste of pirates in memory!”
Shi Zhijian shook his head slightly and looked at Rossini with watery eyes, as if Rossini at this moment was some kind of handsome guy, a handsome man, a great hero who was admired by others.
Rossini was so excited by Shi Zhijian's sight that he had goosebumps all over his body and even his 360 million hairs stood on end.
Gui Lao Qi and those gangsters looked at each other and looked at each other. Isn’t this a joke? Can this be sung?
but----
It sounds really nice!
As pirates and roughnecks, these guys usually have little entertainment and cultural life other than bickering and scolding the Three-Character Classic. How have they ever heard of such advanced lyrical songs?
Shi Zhijian's gag-like performance actually gave these rough guys an inexplicable sense of pleasure.
"You, uh, sang very well! Am I the person in the lyrics?" Rossini took a puff of the cigarette with some unconfidence and made a very confident POSE.
"Of course it's you. What I sang just now was inspired by my feelings." Shi Zhijian said very sincerely.
Rossini's vanity was fully satisfied, "Don't praise too much, I also have a little bit of masculinity! Also, many women also like this kind of masculinity in me," sniffing,
"And I have this faint smell of tobacco!"
Shi Zhijian secretly breathed a sigh of relief and took the opportunity to hit the snake with a stick, "Then Mr. Luo, please give me a price for this ship!"
Rossini glanced at the pirate ship and raised his iron-hook arm. Just when Shi Zhijian thought he was going to raise a price——
"Eat first!" Rossini raised the iron hook and patted Shi Zhijian hard on the back, with a smile on his face, "I like you! Not only you are as handsome as me, but you are also so talented, just one song
Sing it casually, I'll knock your lungs out! It's just that these lyrics are soft and don't feel very strong. Later when I'm drinking and eating meat, you can change it to another one for me to strengthen my libido!"
…
at dusk.
A bonfire is lit deep in Lantau Island.
Shi Zhijian once imagined what a pirate's dinner would be like.
However, when he saw a wild boar being put on a bonfire, sizzling oil, and a group of pirates holding wine bottles and drinking and farting, and seven or eight women with disheveled hair dancing in a dance that Shi Zhijian couldn't understand, Shi Zhijian understood that he
The imagination is weak.
"Why, do you like those girls? If you do, you can have sex at any time! I guarantee that not only will they not resist, they will also be very happy!" The pirate leader Rossini showed his big gold teeth and said to Shi Zhijian with bad breath.
Shi Zhijian glanced at the women. They were all big and round, with hungry eyes. He hurriedly gave in and said, "Such a beauty should be left to the brothers here!"
Rossini patted Shi Zhijian with an iron hook: "You are so humble, I like you!"
Shi Zhijian hurriedly cupped his hands and clasped his fists: "Mr. Luo, you're too polite, why don't we talk..."
Rossini interrupted Shi Zhijian, "I told you, I like you very much! Mr. Shi, I can tell at a glance that you are young and promising. I am a few years older than you. I will take advantage of you and be your big brother for once! From now on!
You are my real brother! A real brother can say anything good to you, not to mention that you want to buy my big boat, even if you say you like my daughter and want to marry her, I will agree to it!"
"Mr. Shi, our boss Luo's daughter is just a pirate flower. The future female pirate king is so beautiful that you can't even find her with a lantern!"
"Yes, even for a handsome guy like you, Mr. Shi, our boss Luo usually has a very high vision and no one can look down on him!"
"You two are so talented and beautiful!"
Everyone praised her fiercely, making Shi Zhijian dumbfounded. Who the hell is Rossini's daughter?
"It just so happens that my daughter has stayed at home these days and has not gone to rob the house. If she is allowed to come out to see Mr. Shi!" Rossini seemed very happy.
Just when Shi Zhijian was about to refuse, Gui Lao Qi, who was sitting next to him, nibbling on pork ribs, nudged him with his elbow: "See you, she's very handsome!"
Uh, even Gui Lao Qi said this, is this woman some kind of top-notch person?!
