My father literally knelt on the ground like a horse, carrying the statue in circles around the fountain.
After descending to the ground in a circle, the statue still kept its promise. With a single finger stroke in front of Pojunhuang, a crack appeared.
Po Junhuang didn't stop for a moment, wishing to disappear from the world, and jumped into the crack in extreme discomfort.
"Who's next?" the stone statue said jokingly.
Hearing this, many Taoist masters hesitated.
"I'll do it!" In the pirate alliance, the leader of the Sea Wolf stood out after a fierce mental struggle.
He had to give it a try!
Among the top ten pirates, he currently has the worst situation.
Not only has his vitality been severely damaged, but his reputation has recently been ruined and he has become a laughing stock for all pirates.
He urgently needs a turnaround to change himself.
Tianyi Cave Mansion is my only chance.
Moreover, the most embarrassing request has already been applied to Pojun Emperor, right?
He may not be so embarrassed when he receives a request.
"Are you?" The statue looked him over and said, "When you were chasing me just now, whoever shot me with an arrow helped me lick the wound clean. Maybe I will be happy."
The leader of the Sea Wolf breathed a sigh of relief. Although it still hurt his dignity, it was better than being ridden like a horse by Po Jun Huang, right?
He said seriously: "Excuse me, where is your wound?"
The statue turned around and pointed its butt at the sea wolf leader: "Here! It's right up there!"
At first glance, the Sea Wolf leader’s face turned green!
It’s actually **!
At this moment, he hated the archer to his core. Who could shoot so damn accurately?
In the crowd, Su Yu sneezed.
The one who shot the arrow was none other than Su Yu!
He used a bow from the sky and shot an arrow at the statue's twisting buttocks. Who knew, it hit the center exactly!
"Hey! I've been cocked for a long time. Do you want to lick me?" The stone statue turned its head dissatisfied.
The sea wolf leader's face was ashen, and he hesitated for a while, then with the determination of a strong man who will never return, he put his mouth towards it.
However, when he was about to kiss her, the sea wolf leader retracted his mouth.
Then, he gritted his teeth and leaned forward again.
After thinking and hesitating several times, he finally threw up his sleeves and left: "Please hire someone else!"
After saying that, he left with an angry look on his face!
After all, he still couldn't stop talking!
The stone statue was so angry that he blew his beard and stared: "It's a waste of my energy and time! Next one, come here quickly!"
Everyone, look at me, and I look at you, with angry expressions on their foreheads.
Damn it, who can say this?
Anyone who sucks it in public will never have to hang out in the Seven Star Civilization in this life.
The stone statues are so disgusting and heartbreaking!
After waiting for a while, there was no one around. The stone statue put back its hips, raised its eyebrows and raised its eyes and said, "You guys, why don't you know how to care for the weak? I'm injured, and I want you to take your time to heal it."
Is that healing for you?
To be honest, if it weren’t for the fact that the stone statue controls everyone’s entry and exit from the Tianyi Cave, someone would have beaten him to his brains!
"Forget it, let's change the conditions. Whoever calls me grandpa first can go in."
As soon as the words fell, several shouts of "grandpa" rang out from the crowd.
"Hey! My good grandsons!" The stone statue grinned and said, "Come here, you can scream the fastest and loudest!"
He pointed in front of one of them and asked him to pass through the crack.
Then, the stone statue made another embarrassing request.
For example, help him take a bath, help him cut his nose hair, help him wash his feet, etc...
Everyone pinched their noses and struggled to finish, and then they were sent to Tianyi Cave one by one.
Finally, it’s the Pirate Alliance’s turn.
The stone statue sneered at Xie Xiaoyue who was chasing him, smiled and said: "Take off your clothes and I will let you pass!"
Xie Xiaoyue had long expected that the stone statue would never be easily uncovered by her.
really!
She would never be able to do it if she was asked to take off her clothes in public.
She will not give up her dignity for the sake of wealth.
"Daydreaming!" Xie Xiaoyue snorted coldly and stood aside with a cold face.
"Don't agree? Okay, you guys, no one can get in." The stone statue shouted confidently.
The faces of the leader of Qinghuang and others changed slightly, as they were actually implicated.
Xie Xiaoyue frowned and said with an angry face: "Don't go too far!"
The stone statue crossed its legs nonchalantly and said calmly: "I have changed my mind now. I need all of you to take off your clothes before I can let you in together."
It's okay to say that alpha males are exposed, so what's so strange about men exposing their bodies?
The ones in trouble are the women inside, such as Xie Xiaoyue and Qinghuang, as well as some female deputy leaders.
Almost everyone took off their clothes, except for the female pirates who gritted their teeth and did not dare to take them off.
Also not taking off her clothes was Su Yu.
"Why don't you take off your clothes?" When the stone statue was being scanned, he unexpectedly discovered that a man was also not taking off his clothes.
"Young man, the only thing missing is you." The stone statue said calmly.
Su Yu smiled lightly: "I'll stop here when I've had enough fun. Don't delay everyone's time."
When the stone statue heard this, he relaxed his shoulders and smiled: "Young man, you don't seem to understand the situation!"
Su Yu said nothing and slowly walked towards the stone statue.
The stone statue's eyelids twitched slightly, and he said with a serious expression: "Boy, if I die, no one will be able to enter the Tianyi Cave."
Su Yu smiled disapprovingly, showing murderous intent.
The stone statue hurriedly said, "Are you kidding? I control the key to the Tianyi Cave, you can't do anything to me!"
However, Su Yu's eyes were as sharp as two sharp arrows, penetrating the heart of the stone statue.
"Control? Who said that?" Su Yu's eyes glowed with a faint coldness: "The Emperor Tianyi asked you to take the initiative to activate the ban when someone comes, instead of allowing you to play tricks on others."
There was a flash of panic in the stone statue's eyes, and he quipped: "Who are you...?"
Emperor Tianyi arranged for him to greet the people who came to the cave, but only he, Emperor Tianyi and a few close associates of the enemy knew about this.
How did the silver-haired human race in front of me know?
"It doesn't matter who I am, what's important is to let us in immediately!" Su Yu said calmly.
The stone statue looked deeply at Su Yu, and after a sudden change in his eyes, he said in a low voice: "Unfortunately, Emperor Tianyi has perished, and his orders are no longer effective!"
There is naturally a reason why he dares to be so arrogant.
Emperor Tianyi is not in the human world, so he is one of them.
He stared at Su Yu with a face full of amusement: "All of you can enter the Tianyi Cave without any conditions, but this human race will stay outside unless you lick my vagina clean!"
The stone statue looked very angry when Su Yu exposed him.
The other pirates were overjoyed and got into it one after another through the cracks that appeared in front of them.
Before Xie Xiaoyue left, she warned: "Even if you can't come in, we still have so many people. You are not missing. Don't embarrass yourself."
Whoosh——
Seeing that everyone left and only Su Yu was left, the stone statue sarcastically said: "There is no one here now, you can lick it as you like!"
Unexpectedly, instead of being angry, Su Yu showed a slightly relaxed look, clenched his fists together, and said to himself: "I am finally clean, I can take action without any scruples!"