"Hey! This old guy is becoming more and more unconscious, incoherent and crazy!" The young man sighed: "I need to find an opportunity for him to retire and return to his hometown."
Su Yu had a row of black lines on his forehead.
Hey, hey, it’s you who’s crazy, okay?
Taking a refined elixir that you are not sure about and letting others try it would be impossible for a normal person to try.
What's more, it also caused some bad consequences...
"Hey, are you a guest?" The young man set his sights on Su Yu.
Su Yu couldn't help but take two steps back slightly, and said seriously: "Yes, come and buy..."
"Since you are a guest, I will ceremoniously recommend to you the special product of my soul saint clan, the Great Holy Pill of Heaven and Earth!" The young man introduced this irregular black pill without giving up.
Su Yu had the urge to hit someone that he hadn't seen in a long time: "I remember, you just said it was the Beauty Pill and the Great Wild Pill, and now there is a Heaven and Earth Great Sage Pill?"
The young man coughed dryly: "The details are not important, you just need to know that after taking this elixir, you can become a powerful sage in one step!"
"Well! I am truly a powerful sage. I, Linghu Yang, never tell lies, otherwise I would be struck by thunder..."
Boom boom boom——
It was clearly a clear sky, but five colorful thunderbolts suddenly came and flashed around Linghu Yang, causing the ground to fly and smoke to rise.
Waves of anxious breath filled the surrounding area.
Even God couldn't bear to see it and severely punished this guy who spoke unscrupulously.
Linghuyang scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said without shame: "Haha, look, even Tian Lei applauded my Heaven and Earth Holy Pill, what reason do you have for not taking it?"
Boom boom boom——
Another ball of electric current exploded wildly, burning all of Linghu Yang's clothes to a crisp.
Even the hair was frizzy and gave off an unpleasant smell of fever.
His face was darkened, but he was holding the pill tightly in his hand, looking like a beggar begging for food.
call--
He blew out a cloud of green smoke from his mouth and said: "I'm right, Tianlei has said yes, so you don't have to..."
Su Yu quickly waved his hand, interrupted him, and said very seriously: "Stop talking, I still want to buy the secret medicine."
If he continues talking, maybe the sky thunder is really going to kill him. Where can he buy the secret medicine then?
"Hey!" Linghu Yang stared at the pills, put them away with a tragic expression, looked up to the sky and sighed: "The world says I am too crazy, I laugh at others and they can't see through it!"
"Why, no one understands my loneliness?" Linghu Yang said sadly, a lonely tear falling from the corner of his eye.
The corner of Su Yu's mouth twitched again and again, and he said expressionlessly: "I need a bottle of spiritual medicine."
Linghu Yang wiped his tears and cast an expectant look: "Are you sure you don't want my Invincible Return Pill?"
The name...has changed again!
Su Yu shook his head decisively and affirmatively: "No need, just the secret medicine."
"Hey!" Linghu Yang lowered his head and returned to the hall with low interest. He casually took out a bottle from a pile of medicine bottles on the table and threw it to Su Yu: "This is it."
Su Yuqian stared and had the urge to go up and beat him up.
Is this guy really sure this is a mysterious medicine?
He hasn't even seen it.
"This..." Fortunately, there was a mark on the medicine bottle. When he lowered his head and looked at it, he couldn't help but look livid: "This is Albizia Julibrissin powder. Well, it's still used."
The so-called Albizia Julibrissin powder is naturally a medicine that helps to enhance the sexual interest of men and women.
"Ah, it's not a mysterious medicine." Linghu Yang coughed and took it back: "I'm sorry, my wife forced me to use it last night, and I accidentally threw it here. Brother, don't be offended."
He's not surprised...that's why he's surprised!
Being stared at by Su Yu, Linghu Yang finally became more serious. After searching among a bunch of bottles for a while, he finally found a somewhat old jade bottle and lazily threw it to Su Yu: "That's right."
When Su Yu saw it, his nose became angry.
The production date on it turned out to be a hundred years ago.
No matter how good the secret medicine is, its essence will continue to fade over time.
One hundred years is enough for the secret medicine to lose part of its essence.
"Is there any one with a fresher date?" Su Yu asked.
Linghu Yang tinkered with the medicinal powder boredly and said: "There are no more, the others have been bought. Really, why is Tiandao Prison so busy recently?"
Only this bottle?
Su Yu couldn't accept it, but he had no choice but to say: "Okay, this is 10 billion."
Unexpectedly, Linghu Yang waved his hand without raising his head: "Forget it, a bottle of old secret medicine, no charge."
for free?
Even if it is old, it still has a considerable amount of medicinal effect, right?
How dare you give up like this for no money.
Su Yu finally felt that there was something redeeming about this guy.
"Thank you, farewell." Su Yu said goodbye immediately.
But just as he was about to leave, an angry figure barged in.
She was a rather beautiful young woman with a graceful figure, fair skin, and delicate facial features.
There is just a heroic spirit between his eyebrows.
At this moment, she was raising her eyebrows and rushed in furiously. Before she reached the door of the palace, she shouted: "Linghu Yang! Get out of here!"
In the hall, Linghu Yangshi shivered when he was mixing medicinal powder. Because his hands were shaking, the medicinal powder splashed all over his face, which looked particularly funny.
"Linghuyang is not here, he is not here!" Linghuyang bent down, covered his head with his sleeves, and ran towards the back door of the side hall.
"Humph, damn you, you want to run away?" The woman jumped up and stopped Linghu Yang.
Although Linghu Yang is crazy, he is extremely agile in reaching out.
When the woman grabbed her with one hand, he dodged like a loach, turned around and rushed towards the front door.
The heroic woman was well prepared and scolded: "Little flowers, little grass!"
Wow——
In the main hall, two maids, one thin and one fat, suddenly jumped down, holding a net and suddenly pulled it down, covering Linghu Yang who was about to leave.
Moreover, Su Yu, as a bystander, also suffered a terrible disaster and was suddenly trapped inside.
"Humph! Are you going to run again?"
The heroic woman jumped forward, pinched Linghu Yang's ears, and bared her teeth and said: "Damn you, do you know what my aunt is looking for you today?"
"No...I don't know!" Linghuyang's eyes rolled.
The heroic woman twisted harder, causing Linghu Yang to cry out in pain: "Take it easy, take it easy! Okay, I know, because I took your bellyband to change the medicine."
"Then tell me, should I be beaten?" The heroic woman's face was cold, and her eyes seemed to be murderous!
Linghu Yang was so frightened that he swallowed his saliva: "Ying'er, listen to me, I have a pure heart that seeks the pinnacle of alchemy, and I have absolutely no malice. You have to believe me, husband. Your bellyband has never been sold to anyone.
Those shameless Zhang San and Li Si."
What does it mean that there is no three hundred taels of silver here?
That’s it!
The bellyband must have been sold to those stinky gangsters!
"I'll kill you!" The heroic woman was so angry that she raised her hand and swung it fiercely.
After being beaten, Linghu Yang ran away, screaming in pain, while Su Yu was also under the net, helplessly watching the couple fight.
Really, he offended whomever he provoked, why would he be included in the net?
Just when he was helpless, his soul suddenly felt a stab of pain.
He realized that his soul was being attacked, but before he could defend himself, his vision went dark.
Although it was only for a short moment, when he opened his eyes, he realized that his soul had left his original body and entered another body.
And right next to him was a woman who raised her palm to slap it down hard.
That is Linghu Yang's wife.
When he looked sideways again, he saw that his body was lying on the side, and he looked like he was breathing a sigh of relief.
In an instant, Su Yu understood that his soul had been exchanged.
The other party used a soul secret technique that Su Yu had never seen before, and forcibly exchanged their souls!
Oh shit!
Su Yu was angry at that time. This shameless guy saw that he was about to be beaten, so he changed his soul to bear it!