Chapter 1038: The magic stick collides with the big deceiver (fifth update)
This Zhuge Sirius gradually changed, turning himself from the body of a Sirius into a big fat man.
"This guy's understanding is amazing. Brother Chen didn't even teach him how to control it. He just turned into a human himself."
Wang Ying said in surprise.
Zhang Dan gave him a roll of his eyes: "Do you think everyone is as stupid as you?"
"Daughter-in-law, I am not stupid, I am as wise as a fool." Wang Ying argued.
"Come on, you've never done anything smart in your life except chasing me."
"Well, then I'd better admit that I've always been stupid..."
After Zhuge Yuan turned into a human, he touched his fat face and was particularly excited: "Haha, he changed back again."
"I'll change again"
Then, he suddenly changed and turned into a Sirius again.
"Change back!"
Then he turned back into a human body.
"Hand change!"
"paw!"
This guy is having fun by himself!
Either his hands turn into dewclaws or his legs turn into dog legs. His adaptability is amazing.
"Yin thief, the pill you gave me is quite interesting."
Zhuge Yuan laughed and said.
"What is it called, Zhuge Shengun? From now on, I will call you Brother Chen, do you understand?"
Wang Ying jumped up and slapped Zhuge Yuan.
"Tail up!"
Zhuge Yuan suddenly sprouted a tail and whipped Wang Ying. Wang Ying screamed and was whipped by the tail and hit a tree.
"Little Chicken, you are too useless. I have just acquired bloodline, and my ability to change my fighting skills is better than yours."
Xiang Chen sighed when he saw this scene.
"Zhuge Yuan, is it fun?"
"Hey, it's fun. It's quite interesting. No, it's fun. What's wrong with this evil spirit on my body? Help me get rid of it quickly."
Zhuge Yuan thought it was just a pill of change, but he didn't expect that his life genes had changed.
"It can't be erased. You have become a monster. You can only restrain yourself. This is the magic method."
Xiang Chen shook his head and threw a jade talisman to Zhuge Yuan.
Turtle Breath Technique.
"Become a demon... No way, don't lie to me, just take a pill and I will become a demon?" Zhuge Yuan held the jade talisman with a shocked look on his face.
"Otherwise, where do you think the sudden increase in Taiyin power in your body comes from? Zhuge Yuan, you are a Bagua Five Elements Taoist, right? You are naturally proficient in the Five Elements Taoism."
Xiang Chen asked with a smile, his eyes shining like a bright moon.
Zhuge Yuan glanced at him, then sat down on a dead tree stump behind him and said: "Yes, I have learned Taoism since I was a child, and then I happened to meet my master. From then on, I embarked on the path of Taoism, and I have been blessed with infinite blessings...
…Your uncle!”
Xiang Chen said: "You should know that the Bagua and Five Elements Dao body is not the most powerful Bagua body. The most powerful one should be the Yin-Yang Five Elements and Bagua body. With the added power of Taiyin, is it a great opportunity for you? Look,
, you have only been using my luck for a long time, and you have received such a great opportunity from me, and you still scold me, do you still have a conscience?"
"Your grandma... uh... well, that seems to be the case too, but then again, what on earth did you give me to eat? How could you turn me into a monster?"
He swallowed back the curse words and asked him seriously.
"Bloodline demon transformation elixir, this is an elixir developed by the demon clan to prevent the demon clan's bloodline from being cut off. By chance, I got the bloodline of the Moon-Swallowing Sirius. I used this elixir to make my brothers also
Inheriting the power of this bloodline has allowed life to evolve. Now, I gave you such an important opportunity, and you scolded me. Where is your conscience? Alas, you paid for it wrongly after all."
Xiang Chen sighed sadly. This remark made the fat Taoist priest who had just entered the mortal world feel guilty.
"me……"
"Heaven and earth are unkind and regard all things as stupid dogs. Man follows the earth, the earth follows heaven, heaven follows Tao, and Tao follows nature. Whether human or demon, we are all members of the common human beings. You just resisted becoming a demon, and you clearly have racial discrimination."
, Contempt, you are despising the natural laws of heaven, earth, and nature that you pursue, Zhuge Yuan, you are wrong, do you know you are wrong?"
Xiang Chen asked again.
"I...I...seemed like I went too far just now."
Zhuge Yuan's Taoist heart felt unsteady for a while, but with the blessing of Xiang Chen's invincible words, he finally lowered his head.
Xiang Chen: "Whether it's a human being, a monster, a devil, or you, we are all pursuing our own way in different life forms. Why do you reject other people's way from a human perspective?"
"As long as I am kind-hearted and take Tao as my foundation, the Tao of any living being should be respected. Even if I am a demon, I have heaven and earth in my heart and can accommodate all things. Why do you look down on demons?"
Xiang Chen asked a series of questions again. Zhuge Yuan was so ashamed that he could hardly raise his head. He was extremely ashamed. He raised his hand to give himself a mouthful.
This eloquence is so amazing!
"Brother Tang..."
"Don't call me Brother Tang, call me Brother Chen! From now on, follow Brother Chen and never follow the crowd. If you follow Brother Chen, your future is guaranteed!
Believe in brother Chen, don’t fail the exam, believe in brother Chen, and have eternal life!”
Our ideal is to establish a mind for the heaven and earth, to establish a destiny for the people, to carry forward the unique knowledge for the saints, and to create peace for all generations."
Xiang Chen looked into the distance with his face raised at the best 45-degree angle, revealing his 'balls' of sadness, with the expression of a holy mother who pities the world.
And at this moment, the sunset clouds broke through, and Xiang Chen waved his hand to split a big tree in the air. A golden ray of light shone on the young man, making him look dazzling, like a Taoist master, a living Buddha who saved the world...even the big tree above his head.
Bao also seems to have become a saint.
...What a fantastic scene coordination.
At this moment, in the little fat man's eyes, Xiang Chen's image suddenly became taller and more powerful.
"You say, with my eloquence, what kind of person can't be fooled? What kind of beautiful woman can't be attracted? It's amazing."
Wang Xiaoji looked at the brilliance from a distance, and the young man with a big bump on his head couldn't help but sigh.
"No good, Tianzun, Brother Chen!"
Zhuge Yuan was moved in his heart and gave him a sincere gift. It was so touching. Brother Chen actually had such ideals and gave me such an opportunity. I should not have slandered Brother Chen because of his skinny appearance.
"Good brother, follow Brother Chen from now on and accomplish a great cause!"
Xiang Chen nodded solemnly and patted Zhuge Yuan's fat shoulder.
"Well, okay, I will definitely complete this great and lofty ideal with Brother Chen, establish a heart for the world, establish a destiny for the people, carry on the unique knowledge for the saints, and create peace for all generations, the unscrupulous god..."
Zhuge Yuan had a serious look on his face, and his heart was boiling with passion.
"Well done, ahem, brother, let's return to reality first, let's go, set our heart for heaven and earth, and kill those beasts first."
Xiang Chen patted him on the shoulder, then transformed into a wolf and flew forward.
Zhuge Yuan also transformed into a fat wolf and followed behind, followed by a group of brothers and sisters transformed into a fat wolf, followed by Qingcheng and Han Xie.
I’m not afraid that Ergou is educated, but I’m afraid that Ergou is educated, eloquent, has unrivaled magical skills, and knows how to unite and form cliques.
The future of this world...hey...
(Thank you Brother Lung, Laomao is unblocked, and Ergou is at least a big manager-level deceiver when he goes to do pyramid schemes. ╭(╯ε╰)╮)