"You little bastard, can you do random experiments? Look at how many flowers and plants you almost killed just now. Do you know the importance of protecting the environment?"
Brother Ba couldn't hold it back and gave Xiang Chen another pig's hoof.
"Bago, where have you been before? Why did you suddenly appear here? Have you been protecting me secretly?"
Xiang Chen asked doubtfully, looking at Bago, he still couldn't feel what level of cultivation Bago had, as if he was just an ordinary pig.
"Didn't I tell you before, I went to date the goddesses and saints in the world, sir, who is secretly protecting you? You are too stinky.
I was traveling well in the universe, looking for my next target, a little sow, and suddenly I was photographed by a tigress. As for why it appeared, this place is so big, and with my strength, you and I are nothing.
Kung Fu will appear next to you."
Bage pressed his hooves against his nostrils and said in a very disgusting manner.
It came and sat down on a stone beside it. It looked like a pig spirit and said: "Boy, you can do it. After a few years of not seeing each other, I have picked up several high-quality girls. Yes, I am very popular with you, my eighth brother."
Keep working hard, keep up your efforts, don't be like your real father, who has hundreds of millions of beauties in the world and only clings to a few women. Usually he is either killing people or on the way to kill them, how boring it is."
Xiang Chen said angrily: "Go away, my father is the only woman who is my mother. Lin Jinlian has never had a concubine since her death."
"Forget it, you don't understand even now. From now on, you should fight against the law of heaven less and do less things that violate heaven's punishment. This is just this once. If you are hacked to death in the future, I won't save you."
"Bago, I have something to ask you."
Xiang Chen suddenly looked solemn and said, "Who am I?"
Bage looked stunned and said: "Xiang Chen, Xiang Ergou, who are you? You don't have any idea."
"Fart!" Xiang Chen cursed, sitting next to Bage, and said: "I am Xiang Chen, who was I before?"
"Weren't you just a stupid boy in your previous life? You read novels at home every day and didn't like to study. Then you were struck to death by lightning. Then you were reincarnated here and awakened Su Hui."
"Your uncle, can you still talk to me properly, you bastard pig? Who was I in my last life?"
Xiang Chen was so angry that he inserted two fingers into the pig's nostrils and asked fiercely.
Ba Ge snorted, and a stream of air rushed out of Xiang Chen's fingers, along with a large lump of snot on it.
"In your last life? If you ask me, who should I ask? You have to ask that old widow, Po Meng, about this. She may know."
Myna shrugged his shoulders and said he didn't know.
No, do pigs have shoulders?
"Fart, you must know." Xiang Chen sneered: "There are countless people reincarnated in the world, why did Gu Ding choose me? And you, there must be a reason why you tempted me to follow the path of demons.
Although I know you won't harm me, I still want to find out if there is something behind me?"
"And this fucking Tiandao old man, it feels like he is targeting me deliberately and keeps attacking me no matter what."
Xiang Chen looked up at the sky and saw thunder suddenly appearing in the sky.
"Look, it's here again. You said the spirit..."
Rumble!
Before Xiang Chen finished speaking, a bolt of lightning struck him hard, and he was electrocuted and danced amidst the screams.
"It doesn't work... it doesn't work...!"
Xiang Chen had a dark face and coughed out a puff of smoke.
Bage said jokingly: "It seems that you kid is used to being hacked, and the true meaning of thunder has come out. Haha, there are gods and laws in heaven and earth. If you keep scolding him for nothing, and disrespecting the way of heaven, he will naturally hack you."
you."
"Shit, but this is so effective. I feel like I'm under his surveillance."
"Nonsense, you live in his way, and you are naturally under his supervision. All creatures living in his way are the same."
"Okay, don't change the subject. Did I have anything to do with you in my previous life? Or, am I actually the reincarnation of some awesome mysterious boss? You used to be my pet, and then you followed me to protect you.
"
Xiang Chen asked out of curiosity.
"Haha!" Bage sneered: "It's a pity that you don't write novels because of your wild ideas. I know a bald man named Sao Yue Liunian who is losing his hair. He is a top-notch novelist in the universe. Do you want to introduce him to you?"
"Go away, Sao Yue Liu Nian, why isn't he called Liu Shui? When you hear the name, he is not a serious person. To be honest, I always feel that you are hiding something from me."
Xiang Chen frowned deeply, lay on the ground with his head raised, looked at the sky and said: "I always have a feeling that my destiny is being pushed by a pair of invisible hands."
Ba Ge said indifferently: "In the world, everyone is a chess piece driven by the power of heaven and earth. Boy, don't think too much. When you stand at a higher angle, you will naturally discover more things.
As for your previous life, well, I won’t hide it from you anymore.”
Xiang Chen suddenly jumped up and said, "Do you really know?"
"Yeah, let's show off. Stop pretending. I was your dad in my last life, so I took care of you like this. Come on, call me daddy." Bago joked.
"Go to hell you stinky pig, you don't have a good word to say!"
Xiang Chen gritted his teeth and slashed directly at Bago, but was easily caught by Bago's hoof.
With a move of Ba Ge's hoof, the Dragon Palace Demon Sword suddenly left Xiang Chen's hand with a buzz, and then he slapped Xiang Chen's butt hard from the air.
"ah!!"
When Xiang Chen was beaten up by Bago, Xia Houwu and others also came over.
"Gouzi, what's going on?"
Xia Houwu's voice came from afar, and a large group of people were attracted by the movement of the catastrophe just now.
They dared not approach until the catastrophe disappeared.
When everyone came over, they were stunned.
I saw Xiang Chen being imprisoned and suspended by a force, and his own Longque Demon Sword was hitting his own butt hard, making a snapping sound.
Not far away, there was a small black and white pig waving its hooves in the air.
"What's going on here?"
"Spank yourself with your own knife! The Holy Son actually has such a hobby?"
"Oh my god, the Holy Son is so perverted."
The demons were stunned.
"Hey, good disciple."
As soon as the pig's trotters stopped, Xiang Chen screamed and fell to the ground, like a dog eating shit.
There is no pig's trotter that has suffered the worst.
"Master, Master??" Xia Houwu looked at Brother Batsu in surprise.
"Disciple!"
"Master!"
"Disciple!"
"Master!"
Xia Houwu rushed towards the little piglet Myna in surprise.
Myna also ran towards him.
Xia Houwu opened his arms to embrace his master, whom he had not seen for many years.
Whoosh!
However... Myna passed by in a flash and fell into Zhan Tai Mingyu's arms.
Xia Houwu jumped away and scratched his head in embarrassment.
Zhan Tai Mingyu looked at the cute little pig jumping in his arms with a look of astonishment, humming and humming as she kept cupping her chest.
"Get out! I hate pigs the most!"
Unexpectedly, after Zhan Tai Mingyu reacted, he slapped Bago on the face. Bago's pig face twisted and screamed, and he was sent flying very far away before landing.
