Half a month later, Xiang Chen left the Beiyuan Emperor's Palace holding his waist, his face pale, and he muttered: "This woman, she hasn't been exposed to meat since her last husband died -"
In the past half month, he and Sukhtuya had studied various spiritual practices in depth. He did not expect that Sukhtuya would be so enthusiastic and unrestrained.
"As expected of the children of Bei Yuan, they are unrestrained and their horse riding skills are indeed top notch."
Xiang Chen sighed secretly in his heart, and suddenly felt a cold killing intent.
Ergou felt something. He looked into the distance and saw an acquaintance. He immediately grinned, "Oh, isn't this Balu? Are you going to have a drink?"
Sukhbalu said angrily: "I'm your uncle, Mu Chen, why are you in my aunt's palace?"
Xiang Chen said directly: "Because I became your uncle."
"What?" Sukhbalu was stunned for a moment, and then got angry: "You bastard, you are talking nonsense!"
Xiang Chen slapped his lower back and said: "Really, I have already married your aunt, and we have made a private decision for life. Just wait, you will be my cousin, my eldest Balu nephew, soon.
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"You're talking nonsense, I'll kill you!" Sukhbalu drew his sword and rushed over.
The ending can be imagined. After a while, the Sukhbaru man lay on the ground with his hands and feet cut off, his eyes looking at the sky blankly: "We lost again——"
Xiang Chen wiped his blood-stained hands beside him and said comfortingly: "Victory and defeat are normal things for a soldier, so relax. Just because you haven't beaten me before and you haven't beaten me now doesn't mean you can beat me in the future."
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Sukhbalu gritted his teeth and said, "Are you humiliating me?"
Xiang Chen shook his head and said seriously: "I'm just attacking you, okay, let's go drink."
"I won't drink!" Sukhbalu turned his head.
"Good nephew, please give me some face. My uncle doesn't have many friends in Beiyuan. If you don't drink with me, who will?"
"Go away, we are not friends!"
"Ah, yes, yes, we are uncle and nephew."
Xiang Chen grabbed Sukhbalu's broken leg and dragged Sukhbalu outside.
"I don't drink, I don't drink, my aunt will punish me to abstain from drinking for 100,000 years!"
"You're so afraid of her. You have an uncle now, and your uncle will support you. If a woman dares to complain when I ask you to drink, I'll whip her hard with a whip!"
"Go away, stop talking nonsense, I won't drink, I won't drink, I won't drink!"
An hour later.
"Brother Mu, finish this bowl!" Sukhbalu picked up a large bowl of wine with a blushing face.
Xiang Chen bumped into him and said, "Fuck, I've told you so many times, you have to call me uncle from now on."
Sukhbalu ignored his words and was too lazy to complain, saying: "My aunt obviously wanted me and my father to attack your Sirius City. I thought I could catch you and humiliate you. Why did I suddenly give up again?"
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He didn't know what happened next, he just got the order to stop the attack.
Xiang Chen said: "At the critical moment, I impressed your Empress of the Northern Yuan Dynasty with my excellent character and handsome appearance, and then I led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers and generals to conquer her heart."
Sukhbalu took a sip of wine by himself: "You can't spit out ivory from your dog's mouth, so I can't play with you."
Xiang Chen threw a peanut in his mouth: "Why?"
Sukhbalu burped: "Playing with you makes me feel like my personality has collapsed. I feel like I am no longer as powerful and domineering as I used to be."
Xiang Chen: "Is it possible that your essence is Heqishi?"
"Huh? What is a husky?"
Xiang Chen said: "A kind of dog that looks like a wolf but has an abnormal brain. It looks domineering but has a different heart."
"If you don't understand, stop talking nonsense and do another one."
"Dry!"
Xiang Chen opened a new wine jar and handed it to Sukhbalu, then asked: "Why are you so afraid of your aunt? Is it because she is the Empress of Beiyuan?"
When Sukhbalu heard this, tears immediately fell down. He took off his shirt and showed Xiang Chen his back. There were old and new whip marks on his back.
"Did she really hit me, or did she hit me with a soul-beating whip dipped in salt? She has beaten me like this since I was a child. It is outrageous for others to beat children with a belt. She whipped me with a soul-beating whip dipped in salt."
"Ouch!" Xiang Chen took a breath and tutted: "I didn't realize that she still has a tendency to abuse children, tut, tut, I will give her a good whip when I turn around.
From now on, ask her to whip you with a soul-beating whip dipped in wine and disinfected while beating you. Poor kid, come here and let your uncle touch your head." Xiang Chen stretched out his hand to rub the other party's big head covered with pigtails.
"Go away!"
Three days later, Xiang Chen returned to Tianlang City.
The crisis of the Tianfeng Dynasty and the Beiyuan Empire's attack on Tianlang City was temporarily resolved. Not only that, they also successfully formed a bad relationship with Sukhtuya.
Of course, Xiang Chen knew that he and Sukhtuya didn't have any feelings yet. Although they said they had been in love for a long time, Sukhtuya just wanted to tease him and try to control himself with his emotions.
And I am just lustful and simply want to have a bad relationship with the other party. It is impossible to really give her a hundred thousand Tomb Guards to her in the future, which is about the same as giving her hundreds of millions of elite soldiers and generals.
The best strategy is to prevent war from happening.
Although a lot of trump cards were exposed, a big war was temporarily avoided.
However, all the spiritual souls within oneself have not yet reached perfection in cultivation, and have not yet fully hardened their wings.
The human soul controls the body and presides over the overall situation in Tianlang City, while Xiang Chen's other souls still stay in different areas of the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands to practice and refine their soul bodies.
People in the world don't know that the world was almost going to experience a catastrophic war, but they are still living their own mediocre lives.
The Demonic Insect Clan has become more and more frequent recently, and has begun to attack cities within the territory of the Tianfeng Dynasty in large numbers, arresting human beings.
Time flies so fast that another three thousand years have passed in the blink of an eye.
In Tianyao City.
It’s the end of the year now, and the Anniversary Festival is about to begin.
Hongmeng Tianwu celebrated a festival similar to the Spring Festival once every 120 years.
Tong Yue'er, who has become the official toy designer of Tianlang Toy Factory, brought a lot of meat and vegetables back to her home where she bought a dormitory for the employees at the toy factory.
The girl who used to fight for garbage with wild dogs and beggars is now able to take good care of herself.
Not only her, but other beggars and refugees also got jobs with the help of Tianlang City Industry and were able to support themselves.
Tong Yue'er cooked a large table of dishes and placed three pairs of bowls and chopsticks. Unfortunately, two of the bowls and chopsticks were destined to be unused.
She clasped her hands together and murmured: "Dad, Mom - have you seen that I can take good care of myself now -"
After saying that, she put away the tears in her eyes, picked up a piece of her father's favorite meat and put it in his bowl, then picked up a piece of her mother's favorite vegetable and put it in another bowl, and then tasted it alone.
Food, living alone on a festival that should have been a family reunion