One has a generous face and a fat nose like the Smiling Buddha, while the other wears sunglasses and looks like a fortune teller.
Two acquaintances who looked nothing like Taoist priests appeared in front of Zhang Chulan, slightly clasping their fists: "Brother Zhang Chulan, we meet again!"
"The poor Taoist industry is prosperous (Jiyun). On the orders of my junior uncle, I will take you two to a place to rest."
"It's you two." Zhang Chulan immediately remembered: "It was you two who were with Zhang Lingyu back then."
"Hehe, exactly."
"..."
Walking on the mountain road full of rays of light, Zhang Chulan was silent for a while, but finally couldn't hold it back: "By the way, you two Taoist priests, I want to ask you something."
The two of them immediately laughed: "If you have any questions, just ask, don't feel restrained."
"Speaking of which, there is something that I have always been puzzled about. Ever since I came down from the mountain, your junior uncle has always disliked me. But it was also the first time I met him, and I was surprised. After all,
What troubles him?"
"At first I thought he just had that bad temper, but when I went up the mountain and saw that something was wrong with him! He is nice to others, but he is targeting me. Is there any reason for this?"
"..."
Time flies and the sun sets.
The stars in the night sky were bright, the forest was silent, and almost everyone had fallen asleep.
Lying on the bed, Zhang Chulan felt an indescribable feeling in his heart as he recalled what Taoist Master Jiyun had just said to him.
As soon as he blinked his eyelids, he couldn't help but shed tears: "It turns out...it turns out to be like this...even the Taoist priest Zhang Lingyu is no longer a virgin...ha...hahaha..."
Just when his sorrow was overflowing, there was a bang, and the wooden door, which was so simple that it had no latch, was pushed open from the outside.
"who!"
"who!"
They were all strangers, and such a loud movement instantly woke up everyone in the room.
Zhang Chulan was wrapped in quilt and took a look, and found that the person who opened the door was Feng Baobao with a cute look on his face: "Bao, Sister Bao'er! Why did you come to me so late?"
"Stop talking nonsense and follow me."
After saying that, he pulled Zhang Chulan, who was pulling up his pants, and headed into the forest.
"Sister Bao'er, where are you taking me? There is a competition tomorrow."
"I felt that you were restless during the day, and later I heard that your opponent was a tough opponent. I didn't think you could win, so I might as well..."
With that said, Feng Baobao jumped down with Zhang Chulan and landed in a trap: "We're here!"
Ignoring Zhang Chulan, who was completely stunned, Feng Baobao stepped forward and picked up the shovel: "We will dig a hole here later and bury him. As long as his head is left outside, no one will be killed..."
"I've slipped through this place. It's very safe and no one will find out... They always say I'm stupid, but actually I'm not stupid at all. Most of the time I'm witty and ruthless..."
"I'm so smart, your grandma has such a bad leg!"
"Hey, you two are in such good spirits late at night. You stayed up until midnight to do some exercise."
On the branch, looking at Zhang Chulan who was about to cry without tears, Jiang Xin couldn't help but laugh out loud: "As expected of Zhang Chulan, who is not shaking the blue lotus, I admire you!"
"Huh? Was someone discovered? That's not possible." Feng Baobao was excited, and holding the shovel, he looked at Jiang Xin who was hidden among the leaves: "I'll bury it with you."
As he spoke, Feng Baobao moved his feet and started to chase Jiang Xin.
However, before she could take action, Zhang Chulan hugged her legs: "Sister Bao'er! Stop! We can't bury her anymore!"
Looking down at Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao scratched his head in confusion: "What happened? Buried together, you will have one less opponent behind you."
The veins on his forehead were twitching, and Zhang Chulan wished he could be buried in the dirt: "There are a total of 32 damn people competing! Is it possible that you can bury them all!"
"That's not necessary. Some of them will tell you at a glance that they can't beat you." Feng Baobao waved his hand and then fell into deep thought: "But the rest are..."
"Feng! Bao! Bao!"
"Ah, oh, I understand, I understand."
Seeing that Feng Baobao had been persuaded, Zhang Chulan smiled and stepped forward to untie Shan Shitong: "Hey, brother, I'm really sorry, don't be like this idiot..."
Then, he looked at the branch again: "Brother, why don't you come down and talk together?"
"Okay, there's really no point in talking secretly." Jiang Xin hesitated for a moment, then agreed, jumped down from the tree, and landed behind Shan Shitong: "By the way, your technique still needs to be improved.
"
"What to improve?" Zhang Chulan didn't react, thinking that Jiang Xin was talking to him.
"I'm not talking to you." Jiang Xin waved her hand and looked at Feng Baobao: "You see, your rope help is not up to standard. If a person has some ability to loosen joints, he will be easily freed soon..."
"Listen to me, learn those anti-joint techniques, tie his joints backwards, so that he can't move. Get some medicine, Fu Lu's, seal his meridians and valves, to ensure that he can never escape again.
"
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Feng Baobao's eyes lit up and he raised his thumb: "You are right, you are more professional than me."
"You are so professional!" Zhang Chulan couldn't bear it anymore: "Don't learn these strange things!"
After saying that, he turned to look at Jiang Xin: "And you! Where did you learn these things? Don't teach others randomly!"
"That's enough, have you finished making trouble?" Shan Shitong, who had already arranged his clothes and held a talisman in one hand, looked at the group of people with anger: "You are in the same group, right..."
"How did you know that he and I were in the same group..." Suddenly, Zhang Chulan stopped and looked at Feng Baobao, who had gotten involved with Jiang Xin for some time, and was completely speechless.
"Sister Bao'er, sister Bao'er..."
"What are you asking me to do?" As if he didn't understand the current situation at all, Feng Baobao turned his head and looked at Zhang Chulan cutely, with a strange look on his face: "I'm studying..."
"..."
Shan Shitong's face twitched, and his whole body suddenly showed bright light, and the talisman paper in his hand also began to emit rays of light: "I can't stand you anymore! Take the move!"
"Wait!" Seeing that a fight was about to start, Zhang Chulan shouted: "Why don't we make a bet?"
"The two of us will have a fight. If you beat me, I will go with you to beat Sister Bao'er. If you lose, let's end it here, okay?"
Glancing at Jiang Xin, Zhang Chulan suddenly lowered her voice: "You have also seen that that person's techniques are more professional than Sister Bao'er. If you don't agree..."
"Besides, no matter you win or lose, you actually don't suffer a loss, right? If you win, we will fight Sister Bao'er together. If you lose, you will figure out my moves and routines. This is a sure win."