16 The benefits of sitting and collecting fish balls
"What?!"
Emperor Tang was furious: "You are so presumptuous!"
Tang Sen said calmly: "Your Majesty, don't be angry yet."
"What the poor monk means is that since they are relying on this heart-destroying words, if they get their wish, then this heart-destroying disaster will be self-defeating!"
Emperor Tang was slightly startled: "What do you mean?"
The imperial concubine looked in a daze, staring at Tang Sen like a panicked beast.
Tang Sen looked at the imperial concubine and curved his lips: "My dear imperial concubine, please let this poor monk kill you once."
Concubine: "???"
Emperor Tang: "???"
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The night is dark and windy, and the moonlight is cold.
Tang Sen, wearing a black robe, jumped down from Cangshan Pass and galloped towards the opposite camp.
At this moment, in front of Cangshan Pass, 300,000 bearded soldiers were attacking towards the city gate.
The deafening sound of horse hooves was intertwined with the heart-rending shouts of death, and the beacon fire soaring into the sky illuminated the entire Cangshan Mountain as bright as day.
Cangshan Pass trembles under the iron hoofs of three hundred thousand people.
Tang Sen estimated the time in his mind.
There are still two hours before the armies from the three feudal towns arrive, and the strength of the Cangshan Pass defenders may not be able to sustain them for even two hours.
You must hurry up!
Huhuhu~~
With the cold wind whistling by his ears, Tang Sen had already bypassed several hills and sneaked into the enemy camp.
The Bearded Soldiers set up their camp in a very orderly manner, with one post every three steps and one sentry every ten steps.
At this time, most of the soldiers and horses went to attack the city, and only a few bearded soldiers were guarding the camp.
Tang Sen bypassed several hidden sentries and headed towards Huozao Camp.
At the entrance of Huozao Camp, several big-bodied stove soldiers were gathering around the campfire to barbecue.
Zizzizi~~
A roasted whole lamb emits golden fat in the red flames, and the rich meaty aroma floats far away in the wind.
"Hahaha, come and eat!"
A cook used a waist knife to cut off large pieces of mutton that were roasted until golden brown, stuffed them into his mouth one after another, and chewed them so much that his mouth was full of oil.
The other fireman grinned when he saw this and said:
"Eat less damn food. When the whole army rushes to attack the city, you will be vomited completely!"
The fireman wiped his mouth with grease and said:
"Fart! Only idiots really attack the city!"
"Commander Gao said, now it's just a feint attack!"
"We have to wait for those three armies to attack the city. We, we, what do the Han people say?"
"Oh, by the way, take advantage of the fish balls!"
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At this moment, a disgusted voice came: "Fish balls? Do you want some thick noodles?"
"who!"
Several firemen were stunned for a moment, and all turned their heads to look back.
I saw Tang Sen looking at them with a smile.
One of the firemen wondered: "Who the hell are you?"
Tang Sen: "I am a fisherman."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers.
Pa da~
The firemen immediately froze in place and kept turning their heads.
Tang Sen chuckled, first gnawed on a roast leg of lamb, and then directly stripped off a cook.
Putting on the fireman's armor and turban, and then holding a soup basin, Tang Sen walked straight to the northeast.
He had already inquired that the big tent in the northeast was Gao Lishi's tent.
Along the way, no one stopped me.
Tang Sen swaggered to the door of Gao Lishi's tent and imitated the tone of the barbarians:
"Military advisor, I'm here to deliver midnight snacks."
After saying that, without waiting for anyone inside to respond, Tang Sen walked directly into the tent.
He glanced at the tent and saw that only Gao Lishi was sitting in front of the desk, meditating on the map of Cangshan Mountain.
At this time, Gao Lishi heard the noise and raised his head:
"Night snack?"
"We don't order midnight snacks at home."
Tang Sen walked up to Gao Lishi, placed the soup basin on the table, slowly raised his head and raised the corners of his mouth slightly:
"It's the late-night snack I ordered for you, isn't it considerate?"
hiss!
Gao Lishi was suddenly shocked: "It's you! Tang Sanzang!"
Immediately, a ferocious look flashed on Gao Lishi's pale face:
"You came just in time, today our family will cut you into pieces!"
Before he finished speaking, Gao Lishi suddenly grabbed Tang Sen's heart with his five fingers and claws!
Stab~~
The surrounding air suddenly erupted with a roar.
Tang Sen sneered: "Damn shemale, so impatient!"
Immediately, the sword finger thrust out and hit the palm of Gao Lishi's grasp.
Um?!!
Gao Lishi's whole body froze, and he suddenly felt that he couldn't use any strength, and he was frozen in place.
"This, this is impossible!"
A trace of panic flashed across his pale face:
"Our family has swallowed a demon pill and has already reached the peak level of foundation building!"
"How could you, how could you..."
Tang Sen smacked his lips: "Haha, the peak of foundation building, how powerful is it?"
"In the eyes of this poor monk, you are just a piece of food."
Say it, Tang Sen lifted the rag on the soup basin, revealing the purple gold bowl.
At the same time, he pushed Gao Lishi's head into the purple golden bowl!
Click click click~~
Gao Lishi's entire body was immediately stuffed into the purple golden bowl, like a liquid cat.
"Done!"
Tang Sen chuckled, put away the purple golden bowl, and was about to leave this place of right and wrong.
Suddenly, a rapid sound of horse hooves stopped in front of the big tent.
"military adviser!"
An Lushan jumped off his horse and opened the curtain:
"The troops from the Third Division are coming soon, let's get ready quickly!"
Before he finished speaking, An Lushan saw Tang Sen and was stunned:
"Who are you?!"
At the same time, he pulled out the sword from his waist and struck at Tang Sen!
Clang!
A sharp blade suddenly rose into the sky, and murderous intent swept in all directions.
Rumble~~
The entire tent was immediately split into two!
In the billowing smoke and dust, Tang Sen jumped up and galloped away into the distance.
By the time An Lushan rushed out of the ruins, Tang Sen had long disappeared.
At the same time, a disembodied voice came:
"I am your uncle!"
An Lushan looked disgraced: "???"
Tang Sen returned the same way and jumped into the big tent in Guanzhong of Cangshan Mountain.
At this moment, the beacon fire at Cangshan Pass is continuous, and the atmosphere of murder is permeating all directions.
Murong Hai was directing soldiers to carry flint at the top of the city in preparation for fending off the enemy.
The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty stood proudly under the dragon flag, leaning on the railing and looking at the black soldiers at the foot of the mountain, frowning.
"His Majesty!"
A dark shadow flashed past, and Tang Sen had appeared beside Tang Huang.
"National Master, you are finally back!"
Tang Huang's eyes suddenly lit up, like a drowning man grabbing the last straw:
"How's the situation?"
Tang Sen nodded: "Everything is ready."
The Tang Emperor's eyes flashed: "Okay. The Tang Dynasty has thousands of miles of land and hundreds of millions of people, all of which are entrusted to the Imperial Master!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand:
"Please come to the city, noble concubine!"
After giving the order, a figure in red clothes walked out of the tent and walked towards the city.
It is the imperial concubine!
Under the cold moonlight, the imperial concubine, dressed in red makeup, climbed up the stairs like a dream, and smiled sweetly, stunning everyone.
hiss!
The busy soldiers at the top of the city were stunned and froze on the spot.
The hundreds of thousands of barbarian soldiers who were roaring back and forth under the city were also stunned. Their war horses were dumbfounded and stared fixedly at the shadow of the alluring city.
At this moment, the world was silent, only the sound of the imperial concubine's footsteps echoed.
Everything has lost its color, except for the beautiful figure with red makeup that is as dazzling as a flame!