The noisy school, the crowded crowd, everything seems to be back to the past.
In the cafeteria, a large number of students gathered.
Bai Yu prepared a meal and took a seat early.
Sitting next to him were Qi Sin and Wen Jing.
A very familiar combination, except that Luo Minmin is missing.
"I didn't expect that so many things happened while I was away." Stirring the food in the bowl with chopsticks, Qizui was also surprised for a while after hearing about Luo Chang's incident. Wen Jing, on the other hand, was very calm.
Accepted the story.
"Speaking of which, after humans become the God of Death, they will basically forget everything about the time they were alive. Don't you think it's strange? If it weren't for this bullshit restraint, maybe that kind of tragedy wouldn't have happened." Bai Yu swallowed a piece.
The cabbage was chewing hard, "That guy has been looking like this since he came home..." "Just like what?" The last vacant position was suddenly filled by Luo Minmin, covering it up with bangs as usual.
He half-faced, holding a dinner plate and sat down next to the three of them calmly, "Do you want to say that I have an apocalyptic face?" "This..." The rather embarrassed Bai Yu wisely decided not to mention this again.
"It's okay, it's okay, I didn't mean it." "I understand your worries, don't worry, I am a product of souls, a god of death, and I will not have any extreme reaction to the death of human beings."
Indeed, judging from the expression alone, it is obvious that there is no sadness at all.
Luo Minmin raised her head and glanced at the three people watching.
Bai Yu, who had been stared at for the longest time, shrugged and said helplessly: "It's obvious that since it's over, I won't mention it anymore."
"What we should be worried about is the group of people from the Holy See. So far, they have not taken action." Luo Minmin was referring to Shangguan Ce. Since they have shouldered the mission of the Holy See, they must achieve it. However, these days, they have not
Acting very quietly.
The abnormal is the abnormal.
They seem to be planning something.
"Their target is me." She didn't know when Qi Sin's dinner plate was empty. She took out the paper towel she had prepared and wiped away the residue on her lips. "You don't need to worry too much." "Don't let it go."
Our hope rests on the other person's thoughts. We must take precautions early. What if that guy decides that Bai Yu is an obstruction?" Luo Minmin stared at Qisui's eyes without flinching. After a long period of thinking, the latter
, couldn't help but nodded, "That's what you said, we need to take precautions and make some preparations." "Okay, okay, at least we are safe for now. I've eaten, you can continue." Bai Yu held up
The dinner plate left in a hurry. In the seemingly peaceful environment, he felt an inexplicable sense of oppression.
Qixi and Luo Minmin really feel more and more targeted. Is it their own illusion?
The afternoon class went on as scheduled, the only change was probably the sudden...stomach pain.
Bai Yu asked for leave and rushed out of the classroom. What was terrible was that the toilets on this floor were all under repair signs. It seemed that the school had notified that most toilets would be maintained and repaired in the afternoon.
"Tsk, why did you choose this time when I have a stomachache..." Covering his lower abdomen with both hands, Bai Yu curled up and ran quickly down the corridor. Finally, he came to the toilet on the top floor and saw a mixed message.
Fortunately, there is a usable toilet here, but unfortunately, the only available toilet is the women's toilet.
"I don't care... I'll almost pass out from the pain if I continue. It's class time anyway, no one will come..." Under the torment of his body's instincts, his rational defense quickly collapsed, and Bai Yu took a step forward
The first step in history, "This is just a borrowing. Yes, no one will know that I existed here... It's like the dust of history, which will not be remembered by anyone!"
The pace quickens.
Came to the first box.
Um?
The door is locked?
Don't be kidding! Doesn't it say it can be used on the outside?
"Click, click, click" and swayed the door handle hard, like an out-of-control beast.
I...just want a larger size!
"Ah, no need to shake, there's someone inside."
Hey? Is there anyone inside, but why...
It's a man's voice.
And the voice sounded a bit familiar.
"Sorry, miss, this place is occupied, and, unfortunately, I have to tell you something, this is the men's restroom!" He gave a serious advice, and it seemed that the person inside was very calm.
"It's your sister in the men's toilet! There's not even any facilities for peeing! You're a liar!" Bai Yu roared angrily in his heart, but there was nothing he could do.
Came to the second box.
Um?
The door is locked again, are you kidding me! It’s class time now! Why is the toilet full of people? Can you act like students?
"Stop shaking, there is someone here. Hey, little girl, didn't you hear what the guy just said? This is the men's room." It was another familiar male voice, and Bai Yu vaguely realized who it was.
"Humph, don't look at me squatting in there, but I'm actually a teacher. If you understand, just go back to class. When you want to go to the toilet, use your endurance to go back! When you're studying, you can't lose to someone who wants a big size*
*ah!"
No matter how righteous you say, you are still a pervert in the women's restroom!
At this time, there was another burst of pain in my stomach, and there was also a gurgling sound.
"What do you mean you can't lose to ***... I'm almost dying of pain..." The screams in my heart further increased.
"If you know, just leave quickly. Teacher Dou Dog, I'm very busy."
Even your name has been completely exposed! You pervert!
Bai Yu couldn't hold it anymore and came to the third box. He grabbed the cold handle with his fingers, pulled it slightly and opened the door in an instant.
ah……
For the first time, I felt that the toilet was so beautiful and shining.
Just like a devout believer coming to a cathedral that can calm the soul.
Yes, at this moment, the small box is the holy place of my soul!
A beautiful song seemed to ring in my ears—Messiah.
Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah~ (please let readers make up their own minds about this divine song)
five minutes later.
"Ha..." He sighed comfortably and looked at the time on his phone. There were still twenty minutes until get out of class ended. It was perfect. He could return to the classroom without anyone noticing. No one knew that he was here. Pass.
"Well... Pitbull and another guy don't seem to have left yet. Are they constipated? Forget it, never mind, it's time to leave." He subconsciously touched his pocket, hey? I... forgot to bring tissues.
Already?
That is to say...
I looked around and wandered around the small cubicles.
Don’t have toilet paper yourself?
How could this happen! As soon as I relaxed, I encountered the biggest crisis in my life! If I can't leave here before get out of class is over, other girls will find out, and I will be called a pervert from now on! I will be spurned and insulted by others! I The youth will be completely destroyed!
no!
It must not be destroyed here!
"I need to calm down, you can definitely think of a way, Bai Yu, you can do it!" Secretly cheering himself up, Bai Yu tried to calm down.
Suddenly, the fighting dog in the next box spoke first: "Well... little girl, the teacher is here to inspect the toilets here. He happened to have a stomachache, so he borrowed your girls' toilet. It was an unfortunate coincidence.
, and one more thing is, after the teacher finished playing, he found that there was no toilet paper, could you give me some?"
Didn’t you just rightfully say that this is the men’s room?
What an unfortunate coincidence! You don’t even bring toilet paper with you when you go to the toilet. Are you worthy of being a people’s teacher?
Bai Yu wanted to complain loudly to the other party, but he didn't want the other party to know his identity, so he remained silent.
The man in the first box also spoke up and said: "Ah, I saw the teacher came in and didn't show up for a long time, so I was a little worried that he came in with me. I didn't expect that the toilet here is quite comfortable for squatting. It's very good. I checked it.
.”
It’s none of your business if the fighting dog doesn’t go out!
Bai Yu smacked his lips.
"Haha, there's another interesting thing. Did you bring toilet paper?"
Didn’t you bring one with you? What on earth are you here for? How can you be so unprepared for life!
Bai Yu, who was on the verge of collapse, began to sort out his chaotic thoughts.
This is the women's restroom on the fifth floor. Currently, there are three men in it, including myself. The common lack of supplies is toilet paper. There are still fifteen minutes until get out of class ends. Undoubtedly, every minute that passes in these fifteen minutes is one step closer to death.
"This is a death game... Whoever can find a way to get the toilet paper will be the winner." After Bai Yu understood the current situation, he clenched his fists, and he would definitely win!
"Forget it, it seems she didn't bring it with her either. I'll call the student and ask him to deliver it. It's not a big deal." Dou Dou seemed to have taken out his cell phone and started flipping through his address book.
"Oh, are there any students you have a good relationship with?" the mysterious man in the first box asked.
"It's a close relationship, okay, the student named Bai Yu." Pitbull muttered.
"By the way, that's right. You will be the one to break the deadlock. I can also find someone to send it to you. Why don't you call me Luo Minmin... No, it will always be embarrassing if things like squatting in the women's toilet are known. And
Who..." Bai Yu, who was lost in thought, felt a shaking in his pocket and his cell phone rang.
The crisp ringtone rang throughout the women's restroom.
Just now... what did that damn fighting dog say? He shouted...
My name?
When Bai Yu took out his phone, he saw an unfamiliar number.
"Oh, it turns out you were the silent one, kid. You are really perverted. As a boy, you come to the women's restroom for convenience." Pitbull seemed to understand the cause and effect, and burst into laughter.
"You have no right to tell me how I am!" Bai Yu, knowing that he could not hide the truth, could only hide his face and admit his identity.
"Oh, it's Bai Yu. What a coincidence. Remember me? Caesar." The mysterious man revealed his identity.
"Caesar?" After a brief recollection, Bai Yu remembered the blond foreign student, an exorcist who was also a member of the Holy See. "What the hell, it turns out they are all acquaintances... Okay, now listen to me. , we must leave here before get out of class is over, otherwise we will be treated as perverts."
"I'm a teacher." Pitbull abused this status without fear.
"Sorry, it seems that perverted teachers will be punished more severely. From a normal person's point of view..." Bai Yu poured cold water on him unceremoniously.
"What can you do?" Caesar asked calmly.
Bai Yu thought hard for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly...
"Not yet...wait, there are footsteps." In an instant, the three of them were quiet.
Someone entered the toilet, and the fighting dog judged from the footsteps that there were three or four people on the other side.
"Ha, so that old man's class is the most annoying." "That's right, he keeps staring at other people's breasts. It's really disgusting." "Bald old man, hahahaha..." This time, it turned out to be true.
Girls!
Huh? This is originally a women's restroom, so isn't it natural for girls to appear there?
Bai Yu nodded with sudden realization.
No, no.
This is an aggravation of the crisis!
"It's really over now! I didn't expect that there would be girls skipping classes and coming here. If they were discovered..." The consequences would be so serious that Bai Yu couldn't imagine it.
This death game actually skipped the foreshadowing and came to the final level of life and death!
How to do how to do……
How to quietly lure away the girls outside in exchange for a glimmer of hope!
"It's so boring. Just stay here until get out of class ends." One of the girls, who sounded like the leader, announced without enthusiasm.
At this moment, Bai Yu felt like falling into an abyss.
It's over, everything is over.
God has abandoned me...
No, how could I give up?
A great man once said.
Never give up until the last minute. Once you give up, the game will end early. (Sorry, Coach Anxi)
Yes...how can I lose here? I must go back to the classroom that belongs to me. Everyone is still waiting for me!
There must be a way!
"Ah, I'm sorry, did you bring toilet paper?" It was Pitbull's calm voice, "I'm the teacher here to check. By the way, I forgot to tell you, this is actually the men's toilet."
Please, don't use this trick again!
"By the way, give me some. By the way, I came in to see him. Also, this is the men's room." Caesar added.
For a moment, everything fell silent.
Bai Yu wanted to cry but had no tears.
"Ahhhhh..." After a long silence, the girls screamed, and they never stopped for a long time.
Ah, my dear parents, and my sister in heaven.
Today, I will be arrested as a pervert, please forgive me for not being able to help myself.