"Ah, I'm dead. Ah, I'm really dead." The squirrel covered its chest, waddled on the spot for a few steps, then fell to the ground and closed its eyes.
Chu Ling looked at her fist that was still raised, and suddenly she couldn't laugh or cry. This squirrel was quite skilled at showing off his misfortune, and he actually pretended to be dead, but his acting skills were too exaggerated.
Thinking like this, Chu Ling planned to reach out and catch it. The squirrel half-opened his eyes and saw that Chu Ling still stretched out his hand, and immediately jumped up and said: "Okay, okay, I'm fine. Hehe, actually I'm fine,
Don’t worry about me so much.”
Chu Ling completely ignored what it said, pinched its neck with one hand and lifted it up.
"Hey, buddy, you can't do this, how about we discuss it? I don't want your blood, I'll let you go. Hey, don't, hey, ah, stop, stop! Don't mention me, don't mention me!"
The squirrel began to struggle wildly, but Chu Ling's grip was so tight that it couldn't break free. In the end, it had no choice but to accept its fate and hang down helplessly.
Luo Xi saw Chu Ling squatting there for a long time, accompanied by a chirping voice, and asked with some confusion: "Chu Ling, what is that?"
Chu Ling turned around with the weak squirrel in hand and said, "See for yourself."
When the squirrel saw Luo Xi, he said with a despairing expression: "Oh, beauty, that's great. Okay, I know I'm already your dinner, but can we discuss it first?
Let me chop my head off, so that I won’t be in too much pain. Hey, let’s forget it. In fact, my meat doesn’t taste good. How about I wait until tomorrow to eat it if I can’t?”
Chu Ling frowned and shouted angrily at the squirrel: "Shut up!"
The little squirrel was so frightened that he shrank, but he kept saying: "You scared the shit out of me. Don't scare me like that. My heart is not good. You can't abuse me like this. I can't kill you."
disgrace."
Seeing that the squirrel was still talking, Chu Ling glared at it fiercely.
The little squirrel was so stared at that he shrank his neck, and then said in a low voice: "Okay, you say it, you say it, I'll listen."
Seeing that the squirrel finally calmed down, Chu Ling looked at Luo Xi and asked, "Have you ever seen a talking squirrel?"
Luo Xi also looked very surprised. She said in disbelief: "There is a strange beast here!"
"Alien beast?" Chu Ling had never heard of this term before, so she couldn't help but ask.
"Oh, this title doesn't sound good, at least I don't think it sounds good." The little squirrel also complained in a low voice.
"Alien beasts are like superpowers among animals. Since humans can mutate, so can animals." Luo Xi explained, "It's just that animals are still far behind in terms of brain development compared to us humans.
There are many, so the number of mutant animals is even rarer. Generally speaking, more spiritual animals have a higher probability of mutation, such as monkeys, orangutans, cats and dogs."
"After the animals and plants mutate successfully, their intelligence will increase significantly, and some of them may be accompanied by some special abilities like ours."
After hearing this, Chu Ling raised the little squirrel in front of her eyes and said, "Are you saying that this squirrel is a strange beast?"
"Hey, don't look at me like that. You make me feel like you're looking at dinner. I feel very panicked." The little squirrel complained.
Luo Xi nodded, then took the little squirrel away from Chu Ling and said, "Look, you scared it."
The corner of Chu Ling's mouth twitched slightly, and in his heart, there were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past.
When the little squirrel saw Luo Xi holding it in her arms and stroking it gently, its little eyes blinked smartly, and it immediately analyzed the situation, and then it squeezed its little head between the breasts of Luo Xi's chest.
Squeezing, he kept saying: "Ah, I was frightened. It scared me to death. I want to suppress the fright."
"Ah, it's so cute!" Luo Xi touched the little squirrel in her arms with a slight blush, feeling that her whole body was healed.
Chu Ling didn't know why, but now she really wanted to show off her baseball skills by carrying the little squirrel, but the opponent was well protected by Luo Xi, and the position was inconvenient to reach out for, so he had to stand aside and stare angrily.
At this time, the little squirrel suddenly jumped from Luo Xi's twin peaks
Jian raised his head and looked at Chu Ling and said: "Hey, did you hear me? I told you not to scare me. Fortunately, I called you buddy a few times just now, but you actually did this to me. As expected, this sister is better. You
Are you still glaring at me? There is no sworn relationship between us!"
"It sounds like we are kind and righteous. Didn't you just want to drink my blood?" Although Chu Ling didn't want to talk to the little squirrel, he couldn't stop the little squirrel from nagging. He was a big job.
People can't be scolded by a squirrel, right? So he couldn't bear it anymore and directly responded.
Speaking of blood-drinking, the little squirrel suddenly became energetic. It straightened up from Luo Xi's arms and said: "Hey, if you are willing to honor me with a few drops of blood, I can consider returning to your arms, otherwise you will never
I have lost my lovely me! Let me tell you, I am not joking. If we say that we have severed all ties, then we must have severed all ties with each other! There is no negotiation at all!"
"Haha, that's really great, I can't wait to do it." Chu Ling said with a nonchalant smile.
Luo Xi looked at the little squirrel in her arms and asked, "Why do you always want to drink Chu Ling's blood?"
"Hey, I want to eat something. Either I've never eaten it before, or it's delicious." The little squirrel said in an experienced tone, "I'm not talking about you. You said you humans don't even know this. It's really unreasonable.
Called intelligent creatures."
"Hey, I remember hearing a word outside before, oh, yes, big breasts but no brains. These two round ones should be breasts. Look, one lump is worth two.
Me, that’s four me’s in total, my God, this is so senseless.”
"puff!"
Chu Ling hurriedly turned her head to one side, laughing so hard that blood spurted out.
Look, look at people, what is a wave? This is called a wave! As a squirrel, it has proved to us a truth with practical actions. If you don't want to die, you will not die. Those who want to die will not be saved by gods.
Luo Xi looked at the little squirrel in her arms with a "smile" and held it in her hands at some point.
Feeling the increasing strength in Luo Xi's hand, the little squirrel seemed to realize that something was wrong. It hurriedly reminded: "Hey, sisters, it's heavy. Sisters, it hurts a little. That's enough."
Hey, be gentle, be gentle, don't look at me like this, I also have a temper, don't force me!"
"What did you say just now? Can you say it again?" Luo Xi said with a gentle smile and gritted her teeth.
"You have big breasts and no brains. You said you can't remember it so quickly. It seems that what is said outside is true. Big breasts are really brainless." The little squirrel still didn't know that the danger was approaching, so he added the last part.
hit.
Luo Xi smiled slightly, and the strength in her hand instantly increased, and the fingers of her other hand poked its little head vigorously.
"Who are you saying has big breasts and no brains? I told you to talk nonsense, don't you know that for girls, this word is taboo!"
"I'm going to die, it hurts! Sisters, I was wrong. Sisters, I will never call you big-breasted and brainless again!" The little squirrel hurriedly apologized.
But Luo Xi's eyes sharpened when she heard this, and she said bitterly: "You dare to say, very good, if I don't chop you up and drink with you today, my surname will not be Luo!"
As she said this, Luo Xi pulled out the dagger, pointed the tip of the knife at the little squirrel, and wanted to kill it.
This time, the little squirrel was completely frightened. He trembled all over and hurriedly turned to look at Chu Ling and asked for help: "Brother, dear brother, help me, brother."
Chu Ling looked like it had nothing to do with him and said softly: "There is a certain squirrel who has broken all ties with me. Hey, you can't do such a delicious thing. How dishonest."
"I was wrong, brother, help me, I haven't lived enough yet! Oh, my life is really miserable. At such a young age, I haven't even found a female squirrel to taste it." The little squirrel burst into tears.
Chu Ling and Luo Xi looked at each other in tears and cried out for injustice.
Just when Luo Xi was stunned, the little squirrel seized the opportunity and quickly bit her.
"Yeah!" Luo Xi felt pain and let go of her hand.
The little squirrel landed on the ground, quickly ran to Chu Ling's feet, climbed up his legs and onto his shoulders. Then he huddled in the crook of Chu Ling's neck and said, "Brother, you have to help me.
I still have your blood in my body."
Chu Ling's face was full of black lines when he heard this. This guy
Why do you sound so unhappy when you talk?
Resisting the urge to throw the little squirrel on the ground and shoot the ball, Chu Ling stopped Luo Xi and said, "Calm down, it's not worth it to be angry over a squirrel."
"You have to help it!" Luo Xi glared coldly, looked at Chu Ling and said fiercely.
"No, cough!" Chu Ling was about to speak when suddenly he felt a pain in his chest. He hurriedly covered his chest and coughed. When he opened his palm, he saw that it was bright red.
Luo Xi's expression changed when she saw Chu Ling coughing. She hurriedly stepped forward to support him and said, "How is your injury?"
"It's okay. I have recovered a lot. I accidentally caused internal injuries to my chest just now." Chu Ling took a breath and said, "Our top priority now is to find a way to get out of here."
"Yeah." Luo Xi was not in the mood to be angry now. She nodded obediently, looked at the little squirrel and said, "Hey, do you know how to get out of here?"
"I don't know. I've never run out of this forest. Of course it's not that I don't want to run out, it's just that I just can't run out for some reason. I'm not lying. Don't look at me like this. I'm the same.
There are only rats of moral integrity.”
After the little squirrel finished speaking, he looked at Chu Ling's blood-stained palm and said, "Look, you spit it out. What a waste. How about I help you clean it up?"
Chu Ling glanced at the hungry look of the little squirrel unhappily, said nothing, and just spread her palms.
Seeing this, the little squirrel tentatively crawled a few steps along Chu Ling's arm. Seeing that the other party did not reject it, it then ran up to Chu Ling's palm and licked the blood.
Seeing the little squirrel's devoured look, Chu Ling asked: "You keep mentioning the outside. Were you not here before?"
"Hi, I was brought in." The little squirrel said while licking the blood. "I was eating grass in the grass. Well, don't ask me why I was eating grass, because I didn't see the pine cones. In fact, I couldn't even see the trees.
You know, they are all trying to survive, and they can only eat grass to feed themselves."
"As I was eating grass, I was discovered by a group of people. One of them locked me up, put me in a cage, and then took me into a hole. Originally, I thought I would be in prison for the rest of my life.
It was closed, but I didn’t expect that those people would disappear in the blink of an eye. The cage that held me opened itself when I fell into the woods, and I ran out."
"In the end, no matter how hard I run, I can't get out of this forest, but there is quite a lot of food in here, so I won't starve to death."
After hearing this, Chu Ling guessed that an expedition team happened to find it on the way to the ruins and wanted to capture it and sell it for money.
After all, this squirrel looks like an Earth squirrel. Creatures from the original world are rare to see on the earth, and it is estimated that there are only a few creatures from the original world. This squirrel was probably smuggled here from the earth.
, I just don’t know why it ran away.
Thinking about it like this, Chu Ling also felt that it was quite pitiful. He left his hometown and came here and was arrested several times. He couldn't help but said in a soft tone: "Then you should follow us first and see if you can go out together. By the way, you have a name.
?"
The little squirrel was licking vigorously. When it saw Chu Ling asking this question, it suddenly paused, then slowly raised its head, looked at Chu Ling seriously with its small eyes and said, "No, want to
No, can you get one for me?"
Chu Ling was slightly startled. The little squirrel had always spoken in a lively and naughty tone before, but these few words made him feel a bit sad, and in that sadness, there was also a hidden meaning.
With a glimmer of hope.
When Chu Ling saw Luo Xi smiling softly at him, he thought for a moment and said, "Seeing how naughty you are all the time, I'll call you Pipi."
"Pippi, didn't you come up with a better name?" the little squirrel asked, seemingly dissatisfied.
"If you want love, don't make any noise." Chu Ling said and slowly walked forward with Luo Xi's support.
"Hey, I didn't say that the name is not nice. I just wanted to make a comparison. Do you think my name would be more domineering? Or the Mother Rat Terminator? Of course, I'm not talking about your name.
It doesn't sound good." The little squirrel crawled back to Chu Ling's shoulder and stood talking for a long time. Seeing that Chu Ling ignored it, it could only lie on his shoulder in frustration and said, "Okay, Pippi will be Pippi."