Suddenly, Ivor knelt down on one knee again, "Sir, please try this most famous local instant noodles on earth, I beg you..." Ivor handed the chopsticks to Iwu Jian with both hands.
"Sir!" David Wen also knelt down on one knee. "Don't listen to villains!"
"Don't listen to villains!" Ive also shouted.
"Don't listen to villains!" Ivor and David Wen shouted together.
Yi Wujian felt angry and funny. "Okay, I have decided. For the first meal today, I will eat David Wen's food." Yi Wujian patted Ivor on the shoulder, "You eat instant noodles. This way, everyone will be happy.
.I also don’t like to impose things on others.”
Iver was confused, "Huh?"
"Sir, you are so wise."
"Okay, okay, David Wen, hurry up, I'm really hungry."
"It'll be ready soon!"
20 minutes later
"Sir, please eat more ribs. You have a lot of muscles and need to replenish your meat."
“Suck, suck, suck, suck—”
Yi Wu Jian: "Ifo."
"ah?"
"Eat without making any noise."
"Why don't you make any noise when eating noodles?"
"Don't suck it with your mouth, use chopsticks to put it into your mouth piece by piece."
"Oh..." Iver said and immediately rolled his eyes.
"Sigh, smack, smack, smack..."
"David Wen, don't make a sound."
"OK……"
"Sigh, smack..."
"Don't open your mouth when you eat. Close your lips and there will be no sound."
"Yes, you are really smart."
After hearing this, Iver rolled his eyes again, but secretly put small pieces of instant noodles into his mouth, like a shy little girl.
"Sir, is it delicious?"
"tasty."
"That's good!" David Wen said.
Ivor rolled his eyes again, "Why have you never asked me this question?"
"I'll cook it for you, and you can just snicker to yourself."
"You've really grown hair on your back, haven't you? You've flown into the sky, right? You're so defiant -"
"Silly baboon! Silly Wang!"
A woman's sharp voice rushed from outside the door.
Before the woman finished speaking, Ivor and David Wen immediately hid under the table.
"What's going on?" Yi Wujian lowered his head and looked at Ifu and David Wen under the table, confused.
"Sir...this is a crazy woman! Maybe...can you help the kids deal with her?"
"Clang..."
The sound of keys rubbing against the door became louder and louder.
"Click."
The door opened.
Ivor and David Wen hugged each other under the table. Yi Wujian turned his head with interest, waiting for the person who was about to appear at the door.
"Ouch!" A head suddenly popped out of the crack in the door.
"Why is my TV missing?" As soon as the charterer entered the house, she immediately discovered the unusual "TV".
"I can't do that with you! The old man can see far things very clearly. You see, she saw it as soon as she entered the door! We should move the TV cabinet closer to the door!" David Wen was under the table, holding his head in his hands.
"That's not right, my cover-up is obviously perfect." Ive pursed his lips and pressed his teeth against it, staring at the charterer under the table.
"Compensate, 8999." The charterer immediately came to the table.
"No...the charterer...the TV is still there!"
"You think I'm stupid, that's just a pile of newspapers!"
"I should have used the sacrificial paper to roll up the TV. It was a mistake." Ive muttered.
"8999!"
"Housewife... Wuwuwu... We have no money... I think... the thief should be blamed for this..."
"Where's the thief?"
"He stole the TV and ran away... Wuwuwu..."
"Then we can't find the thief!" The charterer pulled out Ivo and David Wen.
Yi Wujian: "Charterer."
"Who are you?" The charterer looked down at Yi Wujian with her head held high.
Taking advantage of the charterer's distraction, Iver and David Wen hurriedly slipped out of the charterer's hands and hid behind Yi Wujian.
"I am the son of Ivor and the godson of David Wen."
"...Huh?" The charterer looked at Yi Fu and then at Yi Wu Jian, "Silly baboon, your son is so precocious."
"Boy, how old are you this year?"
"I am two this year——"
Iver quickly covered Yi Wujian's mouth. "Age doesn't matter. Appearance is the most important thing. Just like you, my charter wife, how beautiful you are."
The charterer moved the two ponytails on the back of her head that were so curled that even a tornado would be defeated, and let out a "hum" sound.
"Glib words won't work now."
"8999!" The charter woman smacked her palm vertically at a 90-degree angle. With such force, the air seemed to be split on both sides.
Yi Wujian: "Let's sort things out first. When did the TV disappear?"
"It was gone as soon as we woke up."
"Only the TV is missing?"
"yes."
"Then this thief has a clear purpose." Yi Wujian slowly raised the corner of his mouth and looked directly at the charterer.
After listening, Ivor seemed to have remembered something and walked quietly to his room.
"I don't care what this thief wants to do. Anyway, if my things are lost in my territory, I have to pay for it."
"My new Bose headphones are here." Ivor walked out, holding his beloved headphones in his hands.
"Yes, why did the thief only steal the TV set?" David Wen scratched his little head.
"Dad, how big is your TV?"
"It's so big." Ive opened his hands completely.
The charterer suddenly coughed twice and said, "This precocious-looking young man, the TV doesn't belong to your father or his family, it belongs to me."
Yi Wujian ignored the charterer's correction and continued: "A thief carrying a large object must be very conspicuous. There are public security cameras at the street. We can report the crime and apply to have the cameras removed. If we find someone sneaking around carrying a large object,
items, then he is most likely a thief. If the camera does not find anyone carrying large items, then the thief is a resident here."
"We can then apply to the public security to search the user's room," Iver said.
"I don't care about you! Either way, you have to pay back the money or give back the TV!"
After saying this, the charterer walked away quickly.
"Let's go report it to the police now," Iver said.
"Can't repay." David Wen looked at Ivor silently.
"The TV will come back on its own," Yi Wujian said.
"Why?"
David Wen: "Because the tenant took it away herself, but why did the tenant steal her own things?"
"In order to defraud us of our money, women really don't have any good things."
David Wen: "Actually... I don't think this can be blamed on the landlord. After all, we have never paid the rent on time. There is a reason why she has been deliberately trying to drive us away all day long."