David Wen sighed, looked at Ivor distressedly, and stroked his back comfortingly.
"Is this abnormal?" Yi Wujian became even more confused.
Ivor and David Wen said in unison, "Of course it's not normal!"
"The legal age for marriage is 22 years old for men and 20 years old for women."
"China is currently the country with the oldest legal age for marriage in the world." David Wen shrugged.
"Can't you have children before you get married?"
David Wen and Ivor were speechless and choked.
"You have to give birth, of course no one will stop you... But on Earth and in China, puppy love is the norm before the age of 18. If anyone knows that I not only fell in love at the age of 8, but also got pregnant by someone else, I don't need to live.
Already."
"Why does the world think that you are too young to fall in love and have children?"
After hearing this, Ivor's eyes lost all strength and jumped back to his eyelids. Ivor's eyes suddenly turned completely white, and he seemed to be about to faint.
"Because I am young and immature physically and mentally." David Wen answered helpfully.
"Human physical and mental maturity is also related to age."
"Don't you have any rules?"
"We only have two categories for classification. There is no difference in gender, no difference in age, no difference in race, no difference in appearance, etc."
"But now you are on Earth." Ivor's whole body suddenly bounced up, "The age difference between father and son is 9 years, which is completely abnormal!"
"Then what would humans do under normal circumstances?"
"hide."
"Then let's hide it."
David Wen suddenly clapped his palms and made a "pop" sound. "Brother Fu pretended to be your father, and pretended to be your cousin again. I pretended to be your godfather, and pretended to be your god again."
elder brother."
Ivor blinked and looked at David Wen. Yi Wujian also bent his head and looked at David Wen with a slight smile.
"Cousin." Yi Wujian said.
"Brother."
"Yo~~Brother~~" Ivor and David Wen looked at each other and smiled evilly.
After that, the three of them laughed heartily.
Ivor: "I like that title."
David Wen: “I like it too.”
"Not bad." Yi Wujian shrugged.
"Then let's move on to the second task-related precautions: Since I am a stranger to human civilization, you have to teach me how to pretend to be a person without being exposed by humans."
"Then you have to start from 0."
"Childhood is very important. Let's finish reading "Doraemon" first." David Wen said.
"Who cares about your childhood, interpersonal relationships are the most important. Finish "The Legend of Miyue". There are all kinds of villains there, which is very suitable for cultivating interpersonal skills."
""The Legend of Mi Yue" is an ancient drama, and it is not suitable for the modern background."
“Has human nature changed since ancient times?”
"If you want to cultivate interpersonal relationships, you should read books like "How to Cultivate Interpersonal Relationships" or something like that."
"Those are all nerds who cheated money. Cousin, listen to me, "Golden Branch Desire" is also good."
“Li Ka-shing once said——”
"In that case, you should be responsible for the odd and even days. Cousin, you are responsible for the odd-numbered days. Brother, you are responsible for the even-numbered days."
"no problem."
Ivor clapped his chest, and David Wen nodded his head a dozen times.
"You all have jobs, right? Go and resign."
Ivor and David Wen were stunned for a long time. Suddenly, their eyebrows jumped to their hairline, their lips covered their noses, and both rows of teeth were exposed. They shouted with all their strength: "No.
question!"
"The first step of the mission is to find my human biological mother, Di Zhiying."
"Is all the information in the briefcase?" Ive poured out the contents of the briefcase.
David Wen immediately picked up the red marriage certificate and opened it.
Iver: "Your mobile phone should have Di Zhiying's mobile phone number."
"I only have your and Brother Gan's phone numbers on my phone."
"There are three of them, one is me, one is David Wen, and the other is 'Feifei'?"
"Ignore that..."
"It's so beautiful!" David Wen suddenly exclaimed.
"real or fake?"
Iver leaned over and looked at the photo in the marriage certificate. "Why am I so ugly?"
"You've always been so ugly."
"How can she be your wife? She is completely unsuitable."
"How beautiful is she? I have bigger eyes than hers."
"You are big, but too big, as big as a fish eye, no, as big as a cockroach, as if you are about to vomit out a black eyeball. You are just right, and you have double eyelids."
"I also have double eyelids."
"Double eyelids with fish eyes."
"Look at other people's noses, how straight they are. Look at yours, it looks like it was stepped on right after you were born."
"Do you have a straight nose?"
"At least it's better than you."
Yi Wujian: "This is all the information we know about her."
Iver: "Here's also the household registration booklet. Di Zhiying's address is written on it, Heilongjiang."
Yi Wujian: "She has moved her family to Guangzhou a long time ago. We have to post a missing person notice."
Ivor: "It costs money, so let's use the Internet. The Internet is faster."
"David Wen! Have you seen enough?" Ivor suddenly patted David Wen on the head.
David Wen did not move at all, his eyes were still staring at the photo on the marriage certificate. "I feel the taste of love~~" David Wen suddenly picked up the marriage certificate, held it close to his chest, closed his eyes, and opened his mouth
Take a big gulp of air and enjoy it greatly.
Iver didn't want to say anything without looking at it. He picked up the remaining white paper on the information bag and read: "Transgender surgery is responsible for——"
"Transgender?" Ivor looked at the paper and then at Yi Wujian. After going back and forth a few times, his eyes fell firmly on Yi Wujian.
"Are you a woman?"
"The machine arranged for me to transform from female to male." Yi Wujian shrugged.
"This machine... why..." After saying that, Ivor quickly covered his mouth and secretly stared at Yi Wujian. Yi Wujian was clearly motionless now, but his ubiquitous muscles were still shaking.
Ah, like a chainsaw.
Yi Wujian crossed his arms and sighed: "The quality of the machine is indeed substandard."
What Yi Wujian and Ifo were talking about were not on the same channel.
"Huh?" Ivor flipped through the information again and again.