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172. Diarrhea

Ganglu thought of Yi Wujian.
"Dead muscles!" Yan Lu couldn't help but cursed.
Huang Lu took a deep breath.
"Didn't you say that you are the most intelligent creatures in history?"
Yanlu raised his head lightly.
"Why can't you even do such basic calculations?"
Zhuang Lu raised his eyebrows when he saw the ++ heretics who were three to six meters tall; as for the other people who were taller than six meters, their faces were not within Xiang Lu's line of sight and he couldn't see them.
"Three plus two equals five. There are seven of us in total."
After saying that, the corner of Yanlu's lips curled up. The most reliable person was Zhiying.
After a while, the thirty-meter-tall leading behemoth slowly bent down and lowered his head to the level of his green face. The behemoth's waist was like a curved human intestine.
At this moment, Lu finally saw his eyes again. His skin was as pale as that of a dead person.
Tonglu remembered again the words of a decent representative of ++ - "What is in your heart will always be shown on the outside."
Thinking of the upright representative of ++, Huang Lu couldn't help but cursed in his heart. He also said that he would come to save him no matter what, save a ghost! He was almost dead, and there was no trace of him!
"Gonggong, what did he say?"
Green still looked directly into the behemoth's eyes.
"TA said...TA will personally find Qiang Zhiying and Zhongzhong..."
Before Yi Gong Er could finish his words, the huge creature turned around and walked away.
Ganglu breathed a sigh of relief. He wanted to use these behemoths to find Di Zhiying and escape back to Earth together.
However, the other behemoths showed no sign of moving. They were still surrounding them in circles, watching quietly.
Tonglu couldn't help it, "They won't keep staring at us like this until they find Zhiying and the others, right?"
Yiqian: "It's better than being in a cage."
"That's right..."
"Brother Green!"
When David Wen and Ivor shouted, they remembered that they were locked in a cage.
Yi Qian: "Where did Jiying and the others go?"
"We don't know, we can't see them as we walk."
"Then we got caught!"
"What should we do?!" Iver started making noise again.
"Don't make any noise."
"What should I do?!"
"Don't make any noise!" Yi Qian and Yi Gonger said in unison.
After hearing this, Ive rolled his eyes and muttered "F".
"How can we not make noise in this situation? You are not in a cage, so of course you should be calm!"
Iver pointed his index finger through the gap in the cage and cursed: "It's all you. If Brother Yi was here, we would definitely not be like this."
"By the way, how could a strong man like Yi Wujian make such a mistake?" Yi Qian couldn't figure it out.
Yan Lu shrugged. "He's not strong, he just has a lot of muscles."
"Speaking of which," Gang Lu looked at Ivor's finger, which was still outside the cage, "Why isn't it still powered on?"
"ah!"
Before he finished speaking, Ivor's whole body started to tremble, and his whole body seemed to be suffering from Parkinson's trembling hand symptoms. His hair was especially exaggerated, and since Ivor didn't comb his hair today, his hair bounced back and forth like an afro.
"Smelly."
Yi Yunji pinched his nose.
"Who farted?" Yan Lu also smelled the smell and covered his mouth and nose.
"It's not a matter of farting or not, okay?" Yi Qian sighed, "We have to find a way to escape!"
"Then it must be you who farted." Yi Gonger and Ganglu both pointed at Yi Qian.
Yi Qian felt confused, "It's not me!"
"That's you."
"I..." David Wen clutched his stomach with both hands, his face full of pain. "My stomach hurts..."
When Yi Qian saw this, he immediately pointed at David Wen. "It was him who farted, not me!"
"I have a... feeling of diarrhea..."
"Be patient, now is not the time." Yan Lu said.
Ivor took a deep breath.
"Do you still remember that Zhongzhong once said that death usually begins with diarrhea?" Iver said, slowly looking at David Wen.
David Wen was in even more pain, and his facial features were almost crushed into a lump.
"Brother Qianglu...can you beat them..."
"No." Dong Lu replied without hesitation.
"We have to find a way to escape quickly!"
"Wait for Zhiying." Tonglu shrugged.
"Yi Ge!"
Iver looked up to the sky and screamed.
Earth, one second before the crossing is carried out
"Sister~~"
Two heavenly sounds suddenly burst out from his hand, and Yi Wujian's whole body suddenly became covered with skin bumps.
Even if he died, he would recognize it. It was Shulina's voice!
His desert rain!
Yi Wujian immediately held David Wen's mobile phone in front of his eyes - at the same time, Yan Lu and the others disappeared into the house - and suddenly, Yi Wujian's entire facial features suddenly became larger, with an expression like Ronald McDonald's.
"Shu...Shu Shu..."
Shulina is in David Wen’s mobile phone!
Her blond hair, as golden as the rice of life, was still like the desert rain, moistening her shoulders. Yi Wujian noticed that her hair was shorter than before, a full 6.6666688888 centimeters shorter. Now, the desert hair
Yu became more naughty and smarter.
Her eyes were as blue as the sea, and Yi Wujian felt like he had returned to the nurturing and protection of his mother's womb, with gentleness and doting brushing over every inch of his skin and every drop of blood.
her--
"F!"
Shu Linna suddenly disappeared in front of her eyes. Yi Wujian suddenly became anxious and couldn't help but uttered a curse word.
Yi Wujian felt the progress bar go backwards.
"Sister~~"
Yi Wujian's anger suddenly disappeared, and his face was filled with smiles. Even the muscles on his face could not contain the smile, and the smile spilled out of his face and spread all over the phone screen.
Shulina appeared on David Wen's cell phone for five seconds.
Chapter completed!
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