"Shut it!" Ifu, Yi Wujian and Di Zhiying shouted suddenly.
David Wen was startled and hurriedly turned off the light. Then, David Wen immediately fled back to the door and asked nervously: "Is there an electric leakage?"
Ivor explained it to David Wen again. After hearing this, David Wen breathed a sigh of relief and strode into the house.
"Ah!" David Wen suddenly shouted at the dinner table.
"There are still women there?" Ive rushed out quickly.
"You... actually washed the dishes?" David Wen looked at the clean and smooth dining table and felt unbelievable.
Di Zhiying: "I heated it up, in the kitchen."
"Then take it out."
Di Zhiying rolled her eyes at Iver.
"Wait a minute." David Wen walked slowly towards the kitchen with small steps, "Why is there a girl's gentle voice?"
As soon as Yi Wujian, Ifu and Di Zhiying opened their mouths, David Wen let out an "ahhh" and jumped back suddenly, "Excuse me...are you...Miss Di?" When speaking, David Wen's head was still up.
Can't stop shaking.
"Hello." Di Zhiying walked out of the kitchen and extended her hand to David Wen.
By the light of the moon and other people's houses, David Wen finally saw Di Zhiying's appearance completely. The Adam's apple was in his throat, and he couldn't help but twitch around and around... David Wen had seen many beauties, after all, Guangzhou beauties also
There are many, including many foreigners, but Di Zhiying's beauty is very simple and elegant, without the slightest modification.
She has a perfectly thick unibrow and a pair of big crescent-moon-like eyes wrapped in double eyelids. She has no makeup, and the dark circles and bags under her eyes are exposed, but the blackness and thickness add more power to her eyes, as if
The aura emanating from the eyes.
The nose is of perfect height and width, not as straight and straight as Westerners, nor as round as Easterners. It is a perfect combination of the two, the nose is straight but strong. The two lips are like Doraemon's pockets.
There are two small pockets on the upper and lower sides, which are very cute.
David Wen swallowed and looked at Di Zhiying's slender hand. He felt flattered and his little heart couldn't stop beating. "You, you, you... hello..." After a long while, David Wen finally plucked up the courage and touched the hand.
one hand.
But Di Zhiying immediately retracted her hand. "Let's eat, I'm hungry too." Di Zhiying immediately ran to the kitchen.
David Wen looked at Di Zhiying's dancing black back and was surprised that she was as graceful as a black swan. David Wen's Adam's apple couldn't help but twitch up and down again and again.
Ivor: "Take out your things, what are you doing standing there in a daze?"
"Oh..." David Wen hurried to the kitchen.
Ivor looked at David Wen's panicked back and shook his head repeatedly. After that, Ivor quickly helped Yi Wujian sit down, and secretly said in Yi Wujian's ear: "She must be a crazy woman, and she doesn't hold a bag, and
No makeup.”
"I'll just come...Miss Dididi...you are a guest."
"I came here by myself without saying anything. I'm sorry. Let me help you."
"Why are you so embarrassed... Dididi..."
"Can you hurry up? Don't wait too long!"
"You're a sound-limbed thing, come in and get it yourself!" Di Zhiying scolded back.
"I have to take care of my cousin."
"Where is your cousin?"
"Yi Wujian."
"Why is Mr. Yi your cousin?"
Iver and Di Zhiying were still scolding each other even across the kitchen wall.
"I'm really going to die... Don't you think so, cousin?" Ifu looked at Yi Wujian, "I clearly told her so clearly just now!"
"What did you just say?" Di Zhiying came out, put down the two plates, then put her hands on her hips again, raised her head and looked down at Ivor.
"The difference in age between Yi Wujian and me is only 9 years, and the difference in age between you and me is 14 years. The difference is too small and needs to be covered up."
After hearing this, Di Zhiying suddenly became silent. Her hands on her hips gradually dropped, and her ten fingers trembled as if counting something. After a while, she said, "Mr. Yi, are you 20 years old?"
"The ID card shows that Yi Wujian is 20 years old."
"So old?"
"Yes."
"Are you stupid?" Ive cursed.
"Yeah!" Di Zhiying shouted to Yi Fu, then put away his face, raised his eyebrows, looked at Yi Wujian and said, "Then what should I call you?"
"The husband sings and the wife follows."
Di Zhiying glanced at Iver, drooped the corners of her mouth, curled her lips, and was so angry that she didn't want to talk to him.
"Let's eat."
By then, David Wen had already taken out all the food.
Yi Wujian: "Miss Di, please sit down."
"Thanks."
"What kind of sister are you? She is 14 years older than you and is the eldest sister. Besides, why don't you call us Mr. Yi and Mr. Wen? You are discriminating!"
"I really can't speak." Di Zhiying didn't even look at Ivor.
"Are you good at talking?" Iver kept glaring at Di Zhiying. Suddenly, Iver nodded, "You are really good at kicking people in the crotch when they meet."
"That's because you've been barking, it's very noisy."
"Didn't you scream?"
"You called me when you called me."
"A mysterious woman appeared in my house, why didn't I scream! Of course I did! I definitely screamed!"
"By the way, Mrs. Di——"
"Cousin, you are too immersed in watching the show. This is the 21st century, so we don't call you madam."
"What's that called?"
"Sister."
David Wen: "Miss."
Di Zhiying: "Miss."
"David Wen, his arm is turned outward!"
"Miss Di, no, cousin——"
"My cousin's wife is called sister-in-law."
"Sister-in-law, how did you get in?"
"I met the housekeeper upstairs, and I told her that I was Ive's wife. She scolded me, 'Ive is a piece of shit,' and opened the door for me."
Ive: "The charterer's definition of 'shit luck' is really thought-provoking."
David Wen: "I think the charterer is quite right."
Ivor glared at David Wen fiercely, and David Wen made a face.
"I saw that the food on the table was cold, and I thought I had nothing to do anyway, so I heated it up for you."
David Wen: "Miss Di, you are such a good person."
"Thank you, sister-in-law."
Ive scoffed.
"Let's have dinner."
After hearing the word "rice", Iver remembered something, and hurriedly stroked his forehead and said: "My stomach hurts, I have to go to the toilet."
Ivor's butt had just moved halfway——
"Iver, in half an hour, 3 and a half of these 5 dishes will be yours. It will be completed in 25 minutes. As for the remaining 3 and a half dishes -" Yi Wujian suddenly stood up, "Sister-in-law, how tall are you?"
"168cm."
"Stand up for a moment."
Di Zhiying was confused, but she still stood up as Yi Wujian said.
Iver looked at Di Zhiying's stupid face, rolled his eyes and explained: "He wants to help you weigh yourself."
Suddenly, as if Ive thought of something again, his hands immediately jumped to his stomach. He yelled, "Ouch, ouch," "I really need to go to the toilet."
"Iver." Yi Wujian suddenly turned his head and stared at Iver coldly.
Ive quickly returned to his seat and sat motionless.