“In special times, let’s make a long story short.”
"Yes!" Ivor and David Wen said in unison.
"The mission is as follows -"
Ivor and David Wen suddenly raised and retracted their right hands, pressing them on their chests.
"——Destroyed and turned into countless dust. There are countless dead and few living. The living have lost their home and can only escape to the earth. Lord Ifu has the ability to one-way select the honorary messenger, numbered Well Well Well Cha Cha Cha—"
"arrive!"
"David Wen's secondary ability is one-way selection of honorary messenger, numbered Yuanyuanyuanchachacha——"
"arrive!"
"Jing Jing Jing Cha Cha Cha, Yuan Yuan Yuan Cha Cha Cha, you grew up together, with the same kindergarten, the same elementary school, the same middle school and the same university. Therefore, I now appoint Jing Jing Cha Cha Cha as the biological father of the living person, Yuan Yuan
Yuanchachacha is the godfather of the living."
"Yes!" Ivor and David Wen shouted hoarsely.
For a long time, the sacred machine made no sound. Seeing this, Ive asked: "May I ask who the mother of the living is?"
Suddenly, the screen went dark, without any light or sound. The toilet returned to its original state again, as if it had been completely swallowed by the night.
"Number well well well cha cha cha, may I ask the saint, who is the mother of the living person?"
The sacred machine made no more sound.
Ivor and David Wen did not dare to move, so they had to stand up straight.
5 minutes passed
10 minutes passed
Half an hour passed
an hour passed
"Do you feel-"
"Shh!" David Wen quickly interrupted Ivor.
Three hours have passed
Five hours have passed
Ten hours have passed
"happy birthday to you~~ happy birthday to my dear little David~~ happy birthday to you~~"
A burst of gentle girls came from David Wen's trouser pocket, one after another, in a steady stream...
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you~~——"
Ivor slowly moved his head, his eyes stiffened, staring at David Wen. David Wen glanced at Ivor, his eyes quickly moved away, he pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows in embarrassment before lowering his head.
"What are you doing?"
"not yet.
"Delete her." The words that came out of Ive's mouth were like words coming out of a coffin.
David Wen swallowed, buried his head lower, and did not dare to answer.
"——happy birthday to my beloved Dav——"
"Delete it for me!" Ifozadi seemed to want to spit out all the facial features in his face.
"Okay, okay...right now! Right now! Right now!" David Wen was in a hurry and quickly turned off the alarm clock.
"I, I, I... I use it as an alarm clock... My hatred for her gives me the motivation to get up and run in the morning..."
After hearing this, Ivor turned his head sharply and stared directly at David Wen. David Wen did not dare to look directly at Ivor and quickly turned his head.
Ivor: "It's 5 o'clock now?"
David Wen blinked for a long time, raised the phone screen, and said: "Yeah...555 o'clock...?!"
"We stood there for ten hours."
"Isn't this... the pause of the sacred machine a little too long?"
Iver suddenly crossed his arms, raised his head high, poked the machine with his chin, and shouted: "Garbage!"
"Shh!" David Wen suddenly covered Ivor's mouth.
Ivor broke free and said: "It has been shut down a long time ago!"
"ah……?"
"But... the mission has been announced? All we know is that we are going to be fathers and godfathers..."
"Has this shit always been so inefficient?" Ive kicked the machine.
Seeing this, David Wen quickly wiped the place where Ivor kicked the machine with his clothes.
"I have no idea……"
"Knowing that this is our first time, this piece of shit doesn't even have an instruction manual!"
"Besides, this piece of shit doesn't say anything useful! Who is the biological mother? How many children do we have? Who is the survivor? How old? When will it come? Where is the specific link between all of us related people? The data modification of the earth
Have you come over? Is the identity of the living valid on earth? What should we do to assist the living?"
"Nothing is provided!" Ive's feet were ready to go again.
Upon seeing this, David Wen quickly threw himself on Ivor's feet. David Wen raised his head and looked at Ivor with pleading eyes. "We can ask Brother Wu, he took the edict."
Chapter completed!