The deputy minister suddenly grabbed the broom and held it tightly with both hands tilted. "This is called sweeping the floor." The deputy minister was very excited and sprayed a few drops of saliva on the ground. The red broom in his hand could not stop shaking.
.
Yi Wujian glanced at the deputy minister and exhaled secretly, feeling tired. As soon as he put his hand on the broom again, the deputy minister shouted again: "Go around with your right hand! Go around!"
Yi Wujian curled his lips, sighed secretly, then slowly turned his right hand 180 degrees to hug the red broom. Suddenly, Yi Wujian hugged the red broom tightly into his arms, like a thermostat.
Like protecting a baby.
Yi Wujian felt as if his body was in the universe, with no air sucked into his nose and no gravity to support him. His body felt unusually stiff and weak. For Yi Wujian, this posture was too strange.
I didn't know how to exert my strength for a while.
Yi Wujian glanced at the deputy minister again. The deputy minister was clapping extremely excitedly, making a "papapapa" sound...
Yi Wujian frowned, and used all his strength to swing the red broom in his arms outward. Suddenly, the two pieces of hair floated into the garbage shovel.
"Why don't you even know how to use a broom?"
After hearing this, Yi Wujian pointed his body at the deputy minister. The deputy minister couldn't help but take a step back as he looked at the shaking muscles all over his body.
Yi Wujian: "Why should I know how to use this crappy thing? Who in this age still cleans up their own garbage?"
The deputy minister stared at Yi Wujian and couldn't help but say "tsk". "You are so spoiled." The deputy minister pointed at Yi Wujian with his index finger and shouted: "Keep scanning!"
Yi Wujian felt that his tongue was hot in his mouth, and he desperately wanted to curse out something. But he closed his mouth tighter, and the breath came out of his nose. As soon as the breath came out, the two sticks
The hair popped out of the garbage shovel again.
"Go around!"
Yi Wujian was impatient and casually moved his right hand 180 degrees. As soon as he exerted force, there was a "bang" sound, and the red broom suddenly broke into two pieces. The broom was cut extremely neatly, as if it was deliberately cut by an experienced carpenter.
After seeing it, the deputy minister's face also turned red. So did Yi Wujian's face.
David Wen was assigned to the canteen kitchen.
David Wen blushed and grinned at the chef. David Wen smiled and asked: "Chef, do you know how to contact aliens?"
"Keep up the good work~~" After saying that, the chef left without looking back.
Di Zhiying was beside the stairs, looking attentively at the whiteboard on the wall.
"Spicy crayfish, 2.5 yuan..." Di Zhiying didn't even frown as she memorized the menu slowly written on the red wall.
The middle-aged woman beside her couldn't stop clapping her hands and shaking her head, making a "papapapa" sound.
Di Zhiying smiled, licked her lips and said, "Sister, we are all very capable -"
The middle-aged woman suddenly put her index finger on Di Zhiying's lips.
At this time, Iver was next to her. As soon as Iver turned his head, he saw Di Zhiying's stupid face. Iver subconsciously rolled his eyes.
"Xiaoyi, you are quite strong."
Ivor carried the two bags of rice from the door to the kitchen in one breath. After hearing this, Ivor quickly turned his head and glanced at the speaker.
The green one is in the middle of the cafeteria, next to the TV.
"Have any new employees joined the company recently?"
"Fix it!" The two aunts looked at Gang Lu with interest, as if they didn't hear what Gang Lu asked at all.
Yan Lu was startled, coughed for a long time, picked up the screwdriver with his left hand, and grabbed the utility knife with his right hand... His hands stopped for a long time in front of the dark TV behind his head.
Huang Lu secretly rolled her eyes and glanced at the two aunts - their eyes were shining. Huang Lu suddenly remembered a song she liked very much - "Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is filled with red dangdangs."
Yan Lu coughed and put the screwdriver and utility knife together on the ground. The screwdriver and utility knife immediately made a "clatter" sound on the red floor.
"What does the Ministry of Culture and Entertainment have to do with TV repairs?"
"What is the TV used for?" one of the aunts asked.
"It's for entertainment." The other aunt immediately replied.
Tonglu felt speechless, sighed, and then retorted: "TVs are for entertainment, but repairing TVs is not. I'm here to dance."
"Ba——"
On the other side, Yi Wujian broke a new red broom.
"F!"
“The quality is so bad!”
On this day, they made no progress.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck..."
David Wen's snoring sound was very much like a chicken. If Ifu went to the toilet in the middle of the night, Yi Wujian estimated that Ifu would definitely pick up David Wen's head and gnaw it, thinking it was really a chicken.
Yi Wujian bit the flashlight with his teeth, and poured a glass of water for himself with his free hands. A hand suddenly flew out from behind and snatched the water from Yi Wujian's hand. Yi Wujian curled his lips, and just thought
Grabbing the water back, with a "Gulu" sound, Yan Lu immediately drank a whole cup of 90 degrees Celsius hot water.
Yi Wujian had no choice but to pour another glass. After that, the two of them sat on the sofa together.
Tong Lu: "Can you not learn from me?"
Yi Wujian: "I drink water first, and I sit on the sofa first."
"Look at how dented the sofa is. Who do you think should come first?" Yan Lu lowered his head, and the white light of the flashlight immediately shone under Yi Wujian's strong muscles. Tang Lu seemed to see an endless black hole.
Yan Lu immediately changed the subject and said: "How is your work?"
Before he finished speaking, Yan Lu shut his mouth tightly. Yi Wujian also pretended not to hear. They both took a sip of water.
A few hours passed after they had this mouthful.
"Birthday rough card Hamida, Salang Halang David hee——"
A message from a familiar girl came from David Wen’s cell phone. David Wen’s alarm clock rang at 6:30.
Yi Wujian and Tang Lu secretly glanced at each other, then turned their heads at the same time, secretly exhaling a breath of pain - he had to sweep the floor again! He had to repair the TV again!
Because the canteen also provides breakfast, they have to go to the canteen to work at 7 o'clock.
Ivor stretched and yawned again.
"Eh?!" David Wen suddenly stopped.
Ivor looked at David Wen's panicked expression and became panicked himself.
"Where did Sister Di go?" David Wen looked around, looking for Di Zhiying.
Yi Wujian found that there was no sign of Di Zhiying around, and cursed: "Didn't I ask you to check the room?"
"What's the point of checking up on someone as big as her?" Iver muttered as he took out his cell phone and wanted to call Di Zhiying.
But Lu sighed and said, "Go back and find her."
David Wen quickly ran back to the dormitory.
"Boom boom boom..."
David Wen patted the door for a long time, but there was no response at all.
David Wen moistened his lips and said, "I'm going in..." before David Wen slowly opened the door handle. He closed his eyes and covered them with his hands.
There was no movement in the room for a while, then David Wen slowly opened a crack in his hand, and then carefully opened one of his eyes. Di Zhiying was lying on the bed, her eyes closed, and not a single crack could leak out.
David Wen exhaled and shook her shoulders vigorously. "Sister Di!"
This shaking and shouting last for 3 minutes.
Di Zhiying finally opened her eyes.
Then she saw David Wen and said sleepily: "Oh...good morning..."
Seeing that Di Zhiying was so unclear, David Wen kept shaking Di Zhiying's shoulders. "You're going to be late!"
"Oh..." Di Zhiying seemed to want to close her eyes again. Di Zhiying suddenly opened her eyes completely. "It's seven or seven o'clock?!"
Before David Wen could answer, Di Zhiying jumped up and kicked David Wen out of the room. With a "bang", the door was locked.
David Wen glanced at the time and saw that it was already 6:57. David Wen frowned and shouted into the room: "If you want to put on makeup, forget about asking for leave. It will definitely be too late."
Before David Wen finished speaking, the door opened. Di Zhiying had already changed her clothes.
Suddenly, Di Zhiying rushed into the toilet again. With a "bang", the toilet door closed again. Before David Wen's mouth could be fully opened, the door opened again. Di Zhiying had already finished using the toilet, brushed his teeth, and washed his face.
Already.
"You still want to change—"
"Let's go." Before Di Zhiying finished speaking, she rushed to the door and pulled her feet into her shoes.
Only then did David Wen remember that he had never seen Di Zhiying put on makeup. He grinned, felt relieved, and ran out of the door.
As soon as Di Zhiying saw the voices of Yi Wujian, Ganglu and Yifu, she quickly apologized: "I have set ten alarm clocks, but I just can't get up."
"No wonder Chi Shen wants to give you an alarm clock." Gang Lu shrugged.
"It's useless, sister. The alarm clock is still lying alone on the table in our living room."
After hearing this, Di Zhiying glared at Iver. Iver raised his head and rolled his eyes as if nothing had happened, paying no attention to Di Zhiying.
"Then Sister Di, how did you get up before?"
"My mother woke me up."
"We must dig out the secret of 'Red' today!" Yi Wujian said.