Liu Fei licked her lips and said, "Let's speak Cantonese. We haven't spoken in a semester and I miss it so much."
Yi Wujian frowned slightly.
"Don't you speak Cantonese?" Liu Fei leaned closer to Yi Wujian.
"Yes, but I think since this is the People's Republic of China, it would be better for me to speak Mandarin."
"oh……"
Liu Fei suddenly bit her lip. Yi Wujian heard her heartbeat getting faster and faster. Yi Wujian turned his head and looked at her puzzled. Why did her heartbeat suddenly become faster?
"are you sick?"
Liu Fei was startled and said quickly: "No..."
"Do you have any medical history?"
"Does a cold and fever count?"
"Then why did you..." Yi Wujian slightly moved his body towards Liu Fei's heart.
Liu Fei quickly avoided looking and bit her lips tighter.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No."
"I don't have a boyfriend either." Liu Fei suddenly raised her head and stared at Yi Wujian intently.
Yi Wujian also looked into her eyes. He heard that her heart beat was still accelerating. Yi Wujian frowned. Why is this——
Yi Wujian suddenly moved away and looked away.
Liu Fei moved forward, "I——"
Before Liu Fei could finish her words, Yi Wujian immediately stood up and said quickly, "I'm going to the toilet." After that, Yi Wujian immediately picked up his briefcase and left.
Yi Wujian hid in the aisle between the carriages, not daring to return to his seat. Liu Fei's enthusiasm made him feel very scared.
Suddenly, Yi Wujian saw a human woman in uniform holding an unknown object, seemingly cleaning the house?
Yi Wujian clearly saw that the woman used an unknown object to sweep the garbage on the ground into another unknown object, and then poured the garbage from the other unknown object into another larger unknown object.
She's really cleaning!
Yiwu Jianhun was shocked. Humans actually use such primitive methods and such stupid tools to clean the house?
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"Hurry up!"
"What to do? What to do? What to do?!"
"Take out the books by the handles."
"what book?!"
"Textbook!"
"Okay, okay..." David Wen hurriedly ran into his room.
Ivor also ran into his room.
"Stack it up, stack it up, stack it up..."
David Wen and Ivor divided the books into three columns and stacked them about one meter high.
"This is a book, not a TV set. The charterer will know..."
"I know."
"Newspaper, wrap it up!"
"Yes, yes...if you wrap it up, the landlord can't see that it's actually a book, not a TV!"
David Wen and Ivor were in a hurry again. David Wen ran from one side of the house to the other, and Ivor ran from that side of the house to this side...
"There's no newspaper! Brother Fer! We can't afford to pay for the TV set! Wuwuwu... we will be kicked out by the tenant, and we will be homeless..."
"If you are so loud, the charterer will know faster."
David Wen quickly covered his mouth with both hands.
"I'm going to buy a newspaper. You stay here and don't let the housewife come in."
"good."
As soon as Ivor took a step, he stopped.
"Why is the door open?"
"The little thief broke the door open..."
Iver raised his head, and after a while, he slowly moved his head behind his back, "Am I stupid?"
"I told you not to open the door, but you refused to listen! Now the TV has been stolen!"
"I, I, I don't know either... It is our mission and honor to welcome the living... We can't..."
"F!"
"This is an unpaid job! Mission? Bah! It's glorious! Bah! How can something that can't be known to a person without the ability to choose honor in one direction be an honor? We died for the barbarians and no one knew about it."
"They will not let us die. According to data reports, from ancient times to the present, the number of people who have died because of assisting them in performing tasks is 0."
He is the representative of the highest wisdom, loyal and responsible, and regards protecting the weak as his mission. It is us——"
"Shut up, you stubborn-"
"Shh!" David Wen covered Ivor's mouth tightly, "The charterer will hear it!"
Ivor suddenly shook off David Wen's hand, then stared at David Wen. After a long while, Ivor gritted his teeth and whispered, "I'm going to buy a newspaper!"
"Oh..." David Wen lowered his head.
Ive just opened the door——
David Wen said again: "Brother Fu, why don't I go buy a newspaper while you block the tenant here?"
Ivor turned his head suddenly and stared at David Wen.
"I'm afraid..."
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"Why did it take you so long? We'll be there in ten minutes."
"My stomach hurts." Yi Wujian said with a bitter smile.
In fact, he didn't even want to come back to see Liu Fei for the last ten minutes, but compared to Liu Fei, the terrifying cleaning tools made Yi Wujian feel more uncomfortable.
"Does your stomach still hurt now? Do you need medicine? Do you need to see a doctor?"
"No, no, no...it doesn't hurt anymore, I'm just a little constipated."
"Eat more fruits and vegetables."
"I will."
"How do you go home?"
"I..." Yi Wujian wanted to honestly say "I don't know", but couldn't.
"My parents are coming to pick me up, you want to-"
"My parents are also coming to pick me up." Yi Wujian replied immediately.
"Oh..." Liu Fei bit her lower lip again.
Yi Wujian heard clearly, the soft friction sound of her teeth and lower lip, and Yi Wujian immediately got goosebumps all over his body.
"Why... we haven't arrived at the station yet..." Yi Wujian's body moved further and further away from Liu Fei.
Yi Wujian stood up directly - he heard her heartbeat getting louder again.
“Let’s add WeChat!”
"I……"
Liu Fei took out her cell phone directly.
"Do you all rely on mobile phones for long-distance communication?"
"Of course."
"Your parents also have cell phones?"
"Of course, everyone has one."
"oh."
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"Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up..."
David Wen and Ivor tore off the newspaper, rolled up the book, cut out the transparent tape and stuck it on the newspaper, then tore off the newspaper and rolled up the book, then cut off the transparent tape and stuck it on the newspaper...
Five minutes later, the books on the TV cabinet were completely rolled up in newspapers, and rolled into a concave and convex irregular rectangle, which seemed to be very similar to a TV wrapped in newspapers.
"It's done." Ivor raised the corners of his mouth and clapped his hands.
"This way, the charterer won't—"
"That's not right, Brother Fer...this is not a TV set. We just put something in the original position of the TV set."
Ive disagreed and said: "The TV is wrapped in newspapers. How does the tenant know whether there is a TV inside?"
"No, no one would wrap a TV set in newspapers..."
Ivor put his hands on his hips, blinking his eyes again and again, and for a long time, he glanced at David Wen sideways, "Aren't we human?"
"Brother Fu!"
"It's okay, the charter wife has gone through menopause, so she can't see it." Iver waved his hand.
"It's because of menopause that the housewife can see. Old people can see things in the distance more clearly than ordinary people."
"This is something close by."
"Far-" David Wen waved his hand and touched the newspaper, "Yes...it's quite close."
Ive shrugged.
"Hand in hand with me, we will live a stable life~~" Iver's cell phone ringtone suddenly rang.
Ive crossed his feet on the table and answered the phone.
"Hello?"
"Who are you?"
"You are your father's son!"
After saying that, Ivor's feet suddenly fell to the floor with a loud "thud".